Napoleon was 5'6
Hitler 5'8"
Mussolini was 5'7"
Putin is 5'6"
Lenin and Stalin were 5'5".
Why are manlets such shit throughout history?
>>353045
Napoleon was 5'10
>>353045
Uncle Joe was 5'4"
>>353045
I'm 5'9
>>353045
People remember them and they will continue to remember them
People will not remember you
Napoleon is objectively the greatest man in the history of mankind, I think you fucked something up in your thread.
>>353205
there are a few people i'd put in front of napoleon for GOAT, but I can't prove they were any taller. His based per inch is bretty good though
>>353045
Ambition
Charlemagne was like 6'2 though (in the late first millennium that's an IRL giant)
>>353323
>6'2"
>gaint
Manlet detected
>>353205
Shut up you smelly frog
People were lower in the past so is relative.
They weren't exactly dwarfs as some medieval myths imply, but the average weight was definately less, around 170 cm.
>>353184
>putin being more than a footnote
>muh rossiya is of great impire! and sdrengt!!!
russia was always a mindless giant, like a person with 2.10m but with down syndrome and it will always be.
>>353205
this guy knows it - also, according to today's relative height he should have been around 1.75m
>>353045
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN?
>>353323
Bismarck was 6'3 (and twice the man Hitler was)
>>353609
>relative height
Thats pathetic, just accept your Corsican emperor was a manlet pierre
>>353798
Bitch pls
>>353554
Fuck off Fritz
>>353045
>5'6"
Derivative of a constant number equals zero actually. But what does this hame to do rulers and height?
>>353109
Heard he was 6'2
This fucker was 6'8". Lincoln was 6'4". And did you know that Mao Zedong was 5'11" despite being a chink?
I think you're just nitpicking.
Roosevelt and Patton were 6'2". MacArthur 6'. Schwarzkopf was 6' 3".
The list goes on and on. The A in America stands for "Alpha as fuck".
>>354008
Oh and Richard Lionheart was 6'5".
>>354008
>Lanklet
>Inbred
>King of manlets
>tfw German
>tfw same height as hitler
>tfw recently applied for art school
>tfw have literally no idea what to do when they don't take me
I wish I was joking...
>inb4 Hitler was austrian, like there's a fucking difference
>>354030
I think you know what to do....
>>354030
Are Austrians basically German Canadians then?
>>354043
If the analogy you're making is that Austrians are to Germans what Canadians are to Americans, then yes.
Austrians are only separate from Germans politically and with minor cultural differences, ethnically and culturally Austrians and Germans are the same.
>>354040
>>354068
>ethnically and culturally Austrians and Germans are the same.
Ahem, ethnically and culturaly Germans don't exist, they're just a Prussian imperialist construct to gain claims on as much of central Europe as possible.
>>354017
Literally bullshit
Average height has changed over the years
Napoleon was average for his day.
>>353490
It was gigantic back then.
>>353045
>I'm as tall as Hitler
huh.
>>353949
LBJ did that often to assert his dominance over lesser (literally) men.
>>354010
>Audie Murphy
>5'5"
the most alpha and decorated soldier in all united states history was not only a manlet, but a turbo manlet.
>>355693
LBJ was such a fucking asshole. He even pissed on a secret serviceman's leg while the guy blocked him from view, saying something like (iirc) "it's all right son"
Turbo alpha, but still a jackass. Pretty nice to know he made spineless capitol hill bureaucrats feel like they were 12 and it was the schoolyard all over again though.
>>353490
>Awful reading comprehension
>No understanding of history
American detected.
>>355727
LBJ was /b/, the president.
He had an amphibious car, and he'd take people around for rides in it.
His ranch had a hill that had a lake at the bottom of it, so when he was going down that hill, he'd start screaming "NO BREAKS" and then drive into the lake.
>Putin
>Shit
>Lenin
>Shit
>Stalin
>Shit
Go ahead and enjoy being American with no formal humanities education beyond high school
>>353045
Winston Churchill was 5'6
>>353045
IIRC napoleon was 5'6 using the french imperial system meaning that using the current system he would be closer to 5,8-9
>>354008
Deng Xiaoping was 5'0
>>353045
Napoleon, Hitler, Mussolini, Lenin and Stalin were all either above or around average for their time and countries, Napoleon's "shortness" in particular is just a meme, he was three inches above average in France during that time, it's like calling somebody that's 6 foot 1 in modern America a manlet. If you want a true historical manlet though, I've heard Charles I of England was 4 foot 10.
>manlet meme
>43 replies
stahp
>>354068
If Bavaria was part of Austria or vice-versa, then the differences would be more evident. There is a big divide between Northern German and Southern German culture, almost equivalent to differences between America and Britain.
>>355873
I'm closely related to LBJ and ashamed of it, stop making me rethink that.
>>354079
Habsburg pls. Go back to your inbreeding
>>354030
Get better and apply again. If not then consider a profession that every business needs like management or accounting.
