ITT retarded shit historical conspiracy theories you encounter on the internet
>all Jesus depictions are based on Cesare Borgia
>all ancient American and Asian civilizations are actually started from ancient advanced Aryans
>every historical civilization was actually black
Both sides of the same coin, both equally retarded.
>Jesus didn't exist
If you think theres a decent chance that Jesus didn't exist, then I hope you apply that same standard to Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Siddhartha Gautama, Socrates etc. We have more about Jesus than any of them.
>>341864
>more on Jesus than Alexander or Napoleon
Shiggy
>>341864
>Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Siddhartha Gautama, Socrates etc.
>We have more about Jesus than any of them.
I agree with the ancient ones. But Napoleon, seriously?
>>341873
Nobody wrote about either of them until upwards of 100 years after their deaths. We have documents about Jesus (even eye witness accounts) within a few decades
Please don't waste valuable front page room by replying with a only quote, reaction image and a meme
>>341879
Napoleon only has earthly sources, Jesus is known from both historical texts and from revelation from G-d
>>341880
>nobody wrote about Alexander and Napoleon until the fall of the diadochi and the Great War respectively
>>341880
>nobody wrote about Napoleon until upwards of 100 years after his death
Nigga what
>>341880
>We have documents about Jesus (even eye witness accounts) within a few decades
Nigga what... Eye witness accounts by who?
>>341890
in the Gospels
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>>341880
I don't have an appropriate reaction image for this
>>341890
Nigga that's the last thing you should notice in that post. I'm actually too dumbfounded to answer that mahfacka.
>>341895
How are you alive
On a sidenote: Does anyone know, how common the name Jesus was around year 0?
Tfw accidentally caused a shitstorm
Please, more responses, please. I need them
>>341904
>year 0
>>341905
I wanted to see how far he could take this
>>341810
My HS history teacher told me depictions of Jesus are based on a Young interpretation of Zeus or Jupiter
>>341914
Zeus/Jupiter definitely influenced the iconography of Jehovah.
>>341905
>implying we didn't want to see how war he's willing to go
It's baiting the baiter nigga.
Pic not related.
>>341915
And some other Roman God influenced the angel depictions, forgot which one.
The Biblical angels sure as fuck aren't just "dudes with wings"
>>341914
Well if you have to sell a new god to a bunch of uneducated serfs, you probably will say he is kinda like that other god they already know of, except with this or that difference.
In that way all gods look alike, and they all look like what was considered beautiful and dignified at the time of their conception.
Jesus probably looks like Constantine, honestly, as Constantine set the fashion with his slim frame and full beard.
>>341919
Cupid?
>>341925
Him or Nike if I had to guess
Why are people saying G-d when reffering to God?
>>341928
He said Roman, only Greeks worshiped her as the goddess of victory.
>>341935
Same reason people say "N word", "r-pe" and so on...
>>341935
It's sacrilegious to say His name
>>341949
But God isn't his name, it's his description. His name is יהוה.
>>341953
DELETE THIS
>>341953
Jehovah is just the pagan name of the jewish myth of God, and not the one true God. And Muhammad is his prophet.
>>341880
Fuck off retard.
>>341949
But God isn't a name. For example there are thousands of pagan Gods all over the Europe.
The name is Jesus, isn't it? And why is it sacrillige if it's written all over the Bible and priests in churches constantly say this?
>>341968
>For example there are thousands of pagan Gods all over the Europe.
>there are thousands of pagan Gods all over the Europe
>there are thousands of pagan Gods
>there are
>are
Surely you mean "were", because all of Europe is strongly christian. Sadly.
>>341864
>We have more about Jesus than any of them.
outside the bible? Not really. We definitely have more on alexander and the buddha in that regard. Socrates is more vague and napolean shouldn't even be on that list.
>Jesus was a long haired, straight nosed white man
>>341970
>Sadly
>>341996
le tippy toppy fedory memey
>>342002
>makes a post straight out of /r/atheism
>why are you calling me a fedora
>>341987
Do you except him to be clean shaven and clean haircut?
>white man
All right, that's either black jebus or Phoenicians aren't white, was bait either way.
>>342006
Not samefagging but I read it as though he's a pagan worshiper or some shit.
>le ebin leddit meme
Pls die within the next few minutes.
>>342006
>makes a post straight out of memegenerator
>why are you calling me a dank memster
>>341968
There are thousand of pagan gods
There is only one God
>>342016
>blaspheming
God cannot be described as a singular or a plural.
>>341810
>ITT retarded shit historical conspiracy theories you encounter on the internet
the whole suvorov soviet offensive angle
>>342024
I really don't think the Big Mayne gives a flying fuck about blasphemy tbqh m8. Or about jacking it, assfucking, sucking dick, cocaine or eating pork.
>>342043
Do you have a single fact to back that belief up?
>>342024
We believe in one God,
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
and of all that is, seen and unseen.
>>342069
Frumentari hijackers get out.
>>341978
>outside the bible?
I thought we had some Roman records that more or less amounted to "The latest asshole stirring up shit in Jerusalem goes by the name of 'Jesus'"? Granted, it ain't much, but it's something.
>>342068
You don't have a single fact to prove to me he's real. I like to think He is and he just don't give no fucks, but OK, since you surely know him so well you can explain more, right?
>>341935
/int/ meme related to t*rks and k*rds
>>342215
No, it stems from a Jewish meme that you should speak the name of god speak the name of God
>>342231
shouldn't
>>342231
>>342193
The record by Jacobus is a confirmed fake and there's like one other record which is so obtuse that you have to strain to see proof of Jesus in it.
>>342198
But I don't believe in God.
>>342237
kek
>>342193
Tacitus and Flavius Josephus mention him, but they both lived several decades after jesus
>America did nothing in World War II
Joan of Arc was Charles VII's cousin.
And it's not just an internet theory since a young popular "historian" and actor published it in his books.
I dare you to find more retarded than that.
>>342069
>We believe in one God
Nop, in 3.
Also you believe in angels and magical saints, which is a retarded way to convince polytheists to convert.
>>342642
Never heard that one before.
Where does that come from?
>>342650
From this little shit.
>>342646
Nobody cares about converting pagans to Christianity, because they are 0.0001% of the population in every country they exist in and are all teenage girls, old hippies, and metalheads doing it for their image.
>>342659
You do realise Christianity wasn't born yesterday and had to convert a LOT of pagans to become a major religion ?
Once you've set a theological tradition, it's hard to back down because you don't need it anymore.
Also many old people pray more to Saints than to God.
>>341810
I thought Jesus' westernised likeness was down to renaissance painters wanting him to look like their depiction of the perfect man because it would have been easier for viewers to identify with?
>>341864
what if Jesus was not a man, but an ideal made up of a number of different men that all pretended to be jesus to gullible peasants to spread their teachings
>There was no photographic evidence, artistic skill was arguably unsophisticated at that period.
>All the "Jesus"'s could simply be men with similar appearances so that word of mouth could depict him as a certain likeness
>>342677
You thought wrong.
>>342646
>>Christians believe in one God
>Nop, in 3.
ftfy
>>341880
>>341897
>Warhammer 40K in a Nutshell.jpg
>>341880
>>342657
Who dat?
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>>342699
>>341904
His name wasn't Jesus, it was Yeshua.
Jesus is a corrupted version of the name Yeshua after it's translated into Greek or some shit.
>>341880
Religion needs to die
>>343224
Edgy
>>342688
Well what is it then?
>>343224
