What's /his/'s family history?
>>334265
Template for those of you who are uninitiated
>>334265
How can I get a Chinese visa?
>>334265
5 minute attempt.
Polish side were all railworkers, german side were iron workers...
Forgot to mention that my mother's father descended from the child of a Jewish slave master and one of the women he owned. (have fun /pol/)
>>334265
4chan is allowed through the Green Dam of China?
14/88, fellow whites
Maybe one day I'll add descriptions to this.
>>334391
I'm glad someone had more autism than me when it comes to this
>>334406
>secret service agent
So who did she secretly service?
>>334265
>Was attacked by her own students during the Cultural Revolution
Good
>>334414
George W Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, George H W Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter
She has led a very interesting life, i'm jealous
>>334383
mestizo/10
>>334406
I remember you from the /int/ heritage threads, my autismic brethren. Interesting heritage desu
>>334431
>Spaniards are white
>Natives were honorary aryans
Therefore I am 100% aryan
>purest white genes
>>334494
>1/8th italian
>>334265
Here is my shitty artwork because I don't like the template faces
>>334494
>1/2 mongol
>scots
>slavs
>white
But yeah how shit are my genes.
>>334554
better?
>>334560
If Scots and Slavs aren't white then what the fuck are they.
>>334542
>origin
>identity
Not the purest but I'm white as fuck so who cares
>>334652
>Hapsburg
>Haps
>ps
>p
>>334662
Why do you have to b like this, anon
>>334652
Do you have the lips?
Do you have the chin?
>>334542
>origin
>identity
>muh_heritage.png
>>334652
become a steel worker.
>reading random people's family trees instead of studying Ukrainian or doing college apps
My life has no value
>>334792
No become an ultrasound tech.
>>334818
Are they more interesting than yours?
>>334937
Mine is
>amerifat
>amerifat
>amerifat
>amerifat
>amerifat
>~350 years of New World britbong
>~100% endemic Britbong before that
Not even worth making a diagram if there's only going to be one flag on it.
I think I might have a French ancestor or two plus one Spanish noblewoman six or eight generations back but apart from that my ancestry is about as WASP as it gets. No scandi, no Italian, no German, nothing. Just bongs from my mother and bongs and frogs from my old man.
My immediate ancestry is pretty average for someone from the Western states, I think.
>>334542
lame family
>>334589
Niggers of the North
Most of my family is Scottish or Irish, in Scotland they lived in the extreme north.
I don't know who'd fucking decide to live there except a bunch of goofs.
>>334662
a hapless mistake, perhaps?
>>334652
$10 says you live in the UP or Michigan in general.
Possibly Minnesota or Ohio as well.
>>334943
But they lived interesting lives right?
>>335069
The highlanders are the niggers (irish) of scotland. No wonder you don't consider yourself to be white
Who am I?!
>>335497
Is three generations of autism?
>>334560
>implying slavs aren't the masterrace
>>335500
kill yourself celt
it's a pity the english didn't wipe celtic culture off the map and decided to send you all to the four corners of the world to become the most prolific type of whte nigger in the history of our planet
>>335513
That's a pretty good title I think I'll keep it.
>>335497
Elliot pls
I don't know much about my great grandmothers.
one of these days I'll chart out my heritage in one of these templates but i really need to get back to my paper on Gallic Paganism
>>334338
So your grand-grandfather was straight outta Compton.
im a disgrace i should die desu
>>335497
Elliott Rodger
>itt americans and third worlders
mongrel af
This isn't even all, pretty sure there is some German, Danish and French/Spanish in there too but that's all pre 1700 shit.
>>336302
I tried filling one of these out a while back, but I realised that it would be incredibly boring. Swedish farmers for generations upon generation up until my grand parents.
>>334338
If you go to a nigger and tell him "what's up nigga?". Will he act cool or kill you?
>>336375
Pleb. Leave this board immidiatly
>>334265
Made this a long time ago. Because that was the template at the time, dangnabbit!
>>334265
Channel islands best islands
Nova Scotia best province.
My grandfather has his lineage traced all the way back the the 1700's, but my fathers side only knows his lineage to the late 1800's
Mine
>whole family is of german american decent
>still very german with many german speaking relatives
>trying to keep heritage important in our family
>>337185
>Intermixed Norge.
Horrendous You might as well be Irish.
>>337185
based
>>337220
>Norge
>Horrendous
Butthurt Swedenfaggot detected.
>>337292
Maybe it's your autism flaring up.
>tfw dont know my heritage
As a flip some spaniards probably raped my ancestors i guess
I cant have muricam genes cause im brown, short and not attractive
Fuck these defect genes holy shit
Rate, hate, appreciate
ITT: Is /his/ becoming /pol/ with dates or /int/ with dates
1/4 ending with my own
>>337402
depressing desu
>>337402
>Canadians
>>337408
You must hate Russians while being part Russian.
>>337408
Achtung Schweinehunde!
>>337519
You must be a newfag
>>337537
nope
>>337537
Man, I literally can't remember the last time I heard someone use that word.
I'm not sure if this is because it's rarely used or because I haven't touched /v/ in months.
>>337543
>>337551
Well than you must not remember b8 very well
also
>I haven't touched /v/ in months.
>>>/v/eddit
Your kind is not wanted here
>>334265
Best heritage reporting in
>>337585
As someone who came from Commiefornia, your state is shit.
>>337568
Not all of us are inbred board dwellers.
/pol/
/int/
/v/
/g/
/ck/
reporting in. So fuck off.
>>334321
>Jugoslavs
>Jugo
>>336385
this would answer some questions. But personally I think he would be killed.
>>334406
Great great grandparents being fedora fags.
I don't fucking know MUH heritage. And I wanna know
>>337644
If you aren't in the gay city, the black city, or the Mexican city, it's fine.
>>337646
familysearch.org
23andme.com
>>337646
Who else /notwantingtopayforabloodtestorancestry.com/ here
>>337638
What, how were they fedora?
Nice blogposting, faggots
>>337568
I'd rather have /v/ in here than /b/, /r9k/, /int/, /pol/, /fit/ or any other "general shitposting" boards which newfags seem to like.
>>334502
>Italian
You wanna know how I know you're retarded?
>>334265
4th gen master race here
>>337791
or 5th gen actually
>tfw at least 5th generation Chilean with a boring heritage
>>337791
>I will never be a new zealander
>I will never live in a small comfy forest village with no natural predators
Too many people here have cool genes.
>>337945
You have a cool heritage desu, I dont think being part minority is the only thing that counts as "cool genes"
TFW you and your family are monkeys
>>337985
I meant people seem to have cool descriptions of people they're related to. The only famous person I'm connected to is the nazi prime minister of Norway and he was such an embarrassment everyone who knew our direct relation to him is dead.
This is about as exciting as it gets if you're British.
I don't know much about my great grandparents.
>>338026
In another world he was a hero anon, in another world
>>338026
i understand your feel
only relevant ancestor I have was William Bligh
>ruthless sea captain who got mutinied on
>probably the most hated in australia at one point
Only decent thing he did was kek the Danes and the French with Nelson during the Napoleonic wars.
>>338056
>dog competition judge
based tbqh
>>338071
It was mainly when he retired, because he didn't really made any money out of it. But it's his passion, so it's nice.
I had to add in around 4000 entries by hand. All of my direct ancestors are Slovene btw.
>>338141
Found the AYYrian
>>338141
>high ranking officer with royal police
>now he is a taxi driver
oh man
>>338026
Vidkun Quisling?
At least Varg loves you anon
>>338209
>tfw related to Odilo Globočnik
Kinda shit and I'm not sure about a lot past my grandparents on either side.
Only thing I know for sure is that I'm a part of the MacDonalds of Sleat based on agnatic descent from my dad's side and that my bear hunting wrestler great grandpa was a badass who let my then kid-dad get shiftaced on homemade wine whenever he was over.
Boring as fuck. Entire family is from Kentucky.
Don't know much of my family history.
I have Mayflower heritage. I'm distantly related to Pynchon, actually.
>>338209
Y-yay
>>338221
Ever feel like killing jews?
>>334265
Guys what app do you use to find out your family history ?
I dont know mine
>>338407
Odilo did it for me. There's only a couple left in the whole country, kek.
>>337389
PURE RHODESIAN HERITAGE
>>338413
ask your parents about their parents
>All these mongrels
>>338521
>implying you can trace a pure bloodline even three generations back
>>338560
>tfw no mixing on for at least 4 generations back
I think it's because most people are American here, so you have all these dirty mixed folk with no real heritage
People outside America and the UK are more mixed.
>>334265
I don't want to fill out the chart but I wanna post a story my maternal grandma would tell about either her dad or one of her uncles--they all fought as Canadians in WW1 after emigrating there from the UK to work farms. (I'm US)
Anyway, he's over in Europe and is on leave or whatever, he's solo, walks into a bar. Turns out, it's full of nothing but drunk US GIs, who proceed to loudly take note of how he's the only Canuck in the joint. Details were light and I was pretty young when she told me, didn't really know about young men and their propensity for shit-talking while drunk, but you can imagine. So, he's getting pushed around but how much physically--or at all--I dunno. The way I recall it, he was fixin' to get beat up was the gist of it. At this point, some unit of Aussie GIs enters and they immediately size up what's going on. One of them goes "Oi, what's the matter there, Canada?" and the Aussies then proceed to lay into the Americans.
thank you, based Australia.
tl;dr my relative was the vector of an epic barfight that a bunch of international troops were just waiting for an excuse to have.
>>338597
Aussies are great
It really is too bad they're thinning out
>>338570
Those two sentences don't really make sense.
>>338638
Aussies ARE great
Aussie identity is revolved around multiculturalism now
>>338644
Maybe Aussies should lay off the drink. You replied to the wrong post, guy.
>>338656
fuck off cunt
>>338100
Jesus anon, where did you even get 4000 ancestors worth of lineage from?
>>338694
pretty sure if any of us looked THAT deeply into our ancestry we could produce something as complex as well.
>>334265
>>334662
>filename
right movie, wrong character.
Angeleyes was Eastwood, that's VanCleef
>>338694
I started out with the information that was collected by my grandmother and aunt. I can't remember the number, but that was less than a thousand people. After putting them all in a family tree program, I discovered that a couple of the names were popping up on the internet and discoverered that I was related to my country's leading genealogist. So I decided I wouldn't just add my direct ancestors and their expanded relatives, but also the relatives of those relatives. That's how I got to the number of around 4000.
I still have to go down to the archives to look up my great-great-great-grandfather, though.
Oh, and this is only for my mother's side of the family. My father didn't know his father and his mother born out of wedlock so I'm locked out of researching that side of the family.
>>338755
Every parish has books that go hundreds of years back, with information on every household in the parish. At least that's how it is in my country.
Not much to add here
>>338749
And I forgot to add: the total number of entries in the guy's database is 49157. I am currently at 3722.
On my mothers side I have German and Anglo(some royal shit actually) ancestry. On my fathers side I have some Walloon ancestry.
This is updated from a year and a half ago.
Yes, I know, my life is sad.
>>338852
Also, I'm 25 now.
>>338560
Uh, White People have kept records in the USA since the first census was taken and in many cases even before then.
It really depends on your country of origin, I suppose, but if you're in the states I strongly encourage you to check out
>familysearch.org
The Mormons have a ton of records. You could also go to the National Archives to get a good start.
>three generations ain't nuthin' son
>>338772
That might be a problem for me considering my family tree. Parents and grandparents generations both immigrated.
>>338845
>some royal shit
Kek, are you the roody-poo from yesterday who said he's related to Charlemagne?
>>338868
I have a brain tumor too! What do you have and where? Got pics from your MRI?
>>338872
Dis nigga has the truth. Three generations is word-of-mouth level ancestry.
>>338872
I'm Slovene, actually, but I have used the Mormon archives to help me with my research before.
And the farthest I got was 1400, friend.
>>338880
I have five generations in the same cemetery in South Carolina.
>>338886
You claim 1400s, yet you think anything further back than 1920 is impossible?
Something clearly got lost in translation.
But beware the user-submitted records. Trust yet verify. One has me has the 14th generation from Richard III, but can't be verified past my 5th g-grandmother.
Also DAR records are just about as unreliable to a point. In the early days the only requirement for membership was "a lady's word." Yeah. The other organizations are a bit more stringent. But it's a bit 'ol mess figuring out who is valid and who isn't, particularly since that will effect standing in certain (warped) social circles.
>>338878
Hey friend! It's pituitary, and benign, but it could've made me go blind, if I didn't try to shrink it, also debilitating headaches.
>>334265
Rate
>>338945
Not /his/.
[spoiler]Good luck m8s[/spoiler]
>>334344
No. OP probably lives in Taiwan or Canada.
>>338938
That post was a reply to a poster who accused the majority of posters ITT of being mongrels. I replied to him by saying he was not capable of tracing a pure bloodline down three generations. I agree that something got lost in translation, but on your part.
>>335497
No wonder you post those Nobunaga threads all the time. I'm sorry, Elliott.
Does anyone have any good, free sites for finding out muh heritage?
>>338973
Oh be sure to assign blame to some random anon to make yourself feel better.
Never change.
>>338951
you dad got kuked
>>338981
Re-read all of my posts, faggot.
>muh heritage burgers
lmao
I'm feeling way too much /pol/ bleeding into this thread.
>>338164
thats why Islam is evil man
>>338746
VanCleef was Angel eyes, Eastwood was Blondie
I can distinctly remember Tuco saying "Hey Blondie, isnt that angel eyes?"
>>338369
so you are related to porno queer theorist Tristran Taormino?
I'm the only ginger in my family in recent history - feels strange
>>338746
Van Cleef was Angel Eyes. Eastwood's character was nicknamed Blondie.
>>339566
100% chance that your mom fucked a mick
>>339583
Sometimes I think that, but I look much too alike with my father for that to be the case
>>339367
Any kind of extremism is bad.
Nothing special
>>339611
Chimaerism. Bro, I'm sorry but you got filthy irish blood in you
>>338015
Vida de br e foda, tem que aguentar esses engraçadinhos do hue br... bom ver alguem representando de verdade
>>335075
kek
>>339810
AROUND JEWS
ALWAYS REFUSE
>>339378
ah, shit, you're right. I was confused because Vancleef said there was an angel watching over Eastwood when he first saw him. my b.
>>339880
>muh anglo saxons
gtfo my /his/, /pol/
Why are 80% of these also found on the /pol/ family tree threads?
How come you guys act so logically when you guys come to /his/, but shitpost when it comes down to /pol/?
>>340232
People act differently in different company.
>>340232
I shitpost on /pol/ because /pol/ is full of retards who actually believe things like the holocaust was a hoax and that black men lusting after white women is bad but white men chasing after yellow women is good
Frogs all the way down on one side, medieval carnies turned Lutheran missionaries on the other.
My last name literally means stilt-walker.
>>339823
Matrilineal descent, bro. That guy's not a Jew.
>>340726
Some people have a real sense of their history.
>>340735
But, like, how? My impression is that this stuff is impossible to figure out without paying for a service and difficult to figure out unless you hire a professional or something.
>want to make one of these
>realize that 13/15 flags would be American
>the other two were born in Ireland
>Ireland was part of the UK at the time
>therefore the other 2/15 flags wouldn't even be Irish, they'd be British
It's weird, considering I'm ethnically Irish.
>>335033
>Protestants and mormons on my board
[noise expressing my disapproval and anger]
Too much of my fucking family has been in Canada forever.
Also, I have at least two native ancestors somewhere, judging by genealogical records.
well can t say I know my family tree all that well, but the jist of what I know is I'm mostly descendant of Irish and Swedish on my fathers side and mostly descendant of English and French from my mothers side
>>340908
Updated with exceptionally bad hair.
>tfw
>half of /his/ has steel worker heritage
What the fuck?
very white. my family history is not well-documented
>>340983
What's that percentage chart in the corner?
>>340592
>Cool beans m8. Canucks put more effort into that war than US, right?
Yeah, my great grandfather was in the war from november 1914 to the end and occupied until 1919
>>340993
23 and me. I'm a bit of a mutt since my family has been in the US for so long (on both sides) so I figured I'd include that to fill in the gaps.
>>341103
Thought so. I've always considered it. Mainly just to sort out exactly how much of each country I am.
How reliable is 23andme? I'm really interested by it's pretty expensive.
>>341173
It's pretty reliable as far as genetics go. I have a mother, aunt, and a few cousins on there and it matches us all up perfectly. Even in random relatives it matches me with (3rd to 4th cousins) I can usually find where our family trees link up.
As far as the health effects and all that it's a crapshoot. Finally approved by the FDA, but don't be making any predictions based on it.
>>340784
Some families pass down stories about themselves. Identity is important.
>>341208
Stories change though. It's like a game of telephone, except the players wait 20-30 years before they pass on the message.
>>341208
>>341098
I guess it doesn't help that my family satisfies the Irish Catholic stereotype of not being overly sentimental or nostalgic. Also I guess poor blue collar types aren't as likely to leave helpful paper trails. Also I've read that the families who came over during the potato famine actively sought to avoid dwelling on their miserable pasts.
Professional Genealogist. I'd be willing to do someones family history if they'd be willing to make a damn chart for me that's as extensive as my research is.
>>334265
I cant make a thing on my mobile, but my family is completely german, except about 4 or 5 generations back their was one Irish person.
My family has been in America for 4 or 5 generations as well.
Rate my genes.
>>334265
>>334265
Yuck. Pretty sure I'd just kill myself if I was Asian. They are the ugliest race of people on earth.
born in london
living in amsterdam with gf
>>334265
I don't know my grandmothers father's side
>>341943
>Adopted
Probably Thai or Flip desu
I don't know much about my mother's side.
>>334406
Nice family tree
>>334494
Filthy axis supporting blood
>>334560
>Presumed appearance
I had a hearty chuckle
>>334560
Your maternal grandfather had a hard time.
>>334321
Tell me about the Slovenian and the Dane...
t. Slovenian
>>340784
My grandfather had a book detailing his line with photographs and shit.
>>341966
i dont think so odds are just another dane. But where did the asians come from?
>>342062
Asia. The fad is to adopt from poor countries, like southeast asia.
It'd be better if it people adopted from places like russia instead.
I am George W. Bush's fourth cousin, once removed. Also directly descended from John Hart, signer of the Declaration of Independence.
girls say I look like a male jhene aiko
hopefully I can get a white european girl to produce me a nice shitskin baby
got the nice 8 inch cock and 6'2" strong from my nigger senpai
I don't know the exact details, but it's basically Ashkenazi Jews all the way down.
My mum's side of the family is Russian and I think my dad's is English/German.
I've never had that much interest in my family history.
>only know a few details about my family history
>one of my ancestors was in the british army or some shit back in the empire days
>fell asleep on guard duty
>ran away and changed his name to avoid punishment
>my grandfather on my mom's side lied about his age so he could join the army in WWII
>distantly related to andrew jackson or some other random president I don't remember who it was for sure
>that's basically all I know
>>342081
My grandmother was adopted by danes and later she found her biological mother a dane. My grandmother was white as fuck so her father must have been white.
Buncha Irish fucks on the mom side.
European gene soup (mostly German and Scottish, apparently) on the dad side, plus a couple Injuns.
I haven't bothered to make an actual family tree going back a few generations. I'm just a typical American white-mix, I guess.
>>334265
How the hell can I find this out?
All I know is that my family name is Scottish in origin, so my dads side is probs filled with Scot settlers who banged the locals.
Norn Iron here btw.
50% Paddy, 50% Brit hopefully.
>tfw full blooded celt
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>342268
Asking to your grandma.
Well my ancestors have the history of 4393 years our father is Iafet we are his children's ( Thracians )
>>340983
>>342789
>>342789
Breeding Season has a female dev and they only take donations from Patreon though
>tfw even grandparents only know the most vague shit about their genetics
"Polish and British or something maybe"
>>341969
godspeed chap.
>>342789
>grow a beard for the winter so my face is insulated
>get memed on /his/
How will I recover???
>>341604
How extensive do you need it to be?
>>341977
Thanks lad, nice numbers
