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Let's go plebeians
>>259914
Cmon someone else dump
>>259919
Maybe you should post something good first
>>259919
The Byzantines were supposed to buy the Hungarian cannons the Ottomans used but they couldn't afford it
>>260627
>people make jokes
>people make jokes about history
>people post said history jokes on the history board
I don't see what's so enraging about this
>>260627
Holy shit you must be fun at parties.
>>260627
They're just memes senpai
They can't hurt you
>>260627
Its better than most of the 'humor' produced on this board t b h. The left wing parts of /his/ have no humor whatsoever
>>260816
This is great
bumping
dumping history folder
>>260627
I am from paradox forums. You got me
>>260890
my favorite
pl post guys. not even op, but I need some /his/ maymays
>>260867
Who is that and could you point me to the quotes source
>>260946
thank u friend :^)
>>260946
I am no 9gagger. I own a 4chan pass
bumping because I want OC
>>260972
oh shit I posted an ant version
jesus christ guys, there's a difference between a meme and a joke
"/his/ jokes thread" would be much less cancerous
>>260984
What's the difference?
just gonna post random pics to keep thread alive
Max "2spooky4me" Stirner
:^)
Don't you guys have anything? That can't possibly be every /his/ maymay out there, can it?
>>261044
kek
>>260882
Any more like this?
>>260730
Requesting sauce
>>260890
why is the Turk barefooted and black? it make no sense
>>260867
I tried fixing it.
>>261436
Someone explain?
>>260991
Jokes would be sharing humorous historical anecdotes and facts rather than posting the same image captions over and over again.
>>261673
German tank masquerading as an American tank.
Fresh from Clickhole
>>261506
Historie
>>260860
Bligh was a shitter desu
He got mutinied on the Bounty and he got mutinied again in Australia.
>>259887
>>260941
Looks like Kaiser Wilhelm II
>>261673
Operation Greif
>>261681
until you are repeating the same historical anecdotes over and over again
lrn2 memetics
>>260920
top kek
>>261021
Musa of Mali is my favorite black person in history.
>>262075
Haha holy shit!
>>262150
Oh Simplicissimus. Gotta love goose-stepping giraffes.
>>262166
Don't forget how they're numbered.
>>262180
It's funny because that cartoon pre-dates World War I.
>>262075
made me smile
>>260627
fuck off commie bastard
surprised there arent that many lame ass nazi memes
>>262469
dubya is chaotic good t.b.h f.a.m
>>261176
having fun yet
>>262474
>be early neolithic indian
>have most advanced plumbing system of that time, arguably better than medieval European plumbing
feelsgood.cow
>be me
>designated shitting streets
smellsbad.curry
>>262150
French got their priorities straight desu
>>262189
Wait really? I thought it was made to look old.
>>261987
Quoting Wilhelm II is a good way to get yourself laughed out of a room.
Shame.
>>262810
2spooky
>>262474
DESIGNATED
>>260920
maximum kek
>>262563
>Peoples of Harappa
>The same people as modern day indians
>>259881
Some of you Serbs are ok dont go to Marseille tomorrow
t. Vlado Chernozemski
>>262469
>Nixon
>Chaotic good
>Not chaotic neutral
>>>/trash/
>>262469
How is "Fuck civilains with a nuke" chaatoic good?
>>260882
>mfw I have both girlfriend and trebuchet
>>261872
is that Karlus Hungus Magnus?
>>263931
fugg XD XD
>>260627
>go to comedy club in new york
>comedian tells joke about people who live in new york
>triggered
>stand up
>"HELLO THERE, OBVIOUS COMEDIAN. THANKS FOR COMING HERE FROM NOT NEW YORK. NOW STOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR SHIT ON US."
>leave club and go home knowing I have once again been too smart to fall for the pesky alternative agenda's tricks
>>263929
Trying to have some /his/ related laughs
Vs.
Nitpicking and starting arguments because some posts don't meet your own standards
Yes, they are the autistic ones...
>>263929
Suck my cock dude.
>>262469
That's the best Obama quote you could think of? Pretty lame desu
>>261645
Should be "Do it for HRE"
>>261176
>Get off my board REEEEEEEE
Holy fuck the autists on this board
>>262989
Yea, I believe it was originally printed in a 1904 edition of Simplicissimus.
>>263929
Hide the thread. What you're doing is pouting. I hide threads by the hundreds. Get over yourself.
>>264834
That's not funny.
>>264989
truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>264997
p-please stop bully
>>264997
Gets me every time.
>>262015
wait a minute that tank
>>264078
>Roman
>>262469
The worst alignment chart I've ever seen
>>259919
I mean if Constantinople hadnt been sacked during the 4th crusade it would definitely had not fallen to the Ottomans
>>261700
Holy fuck I like this one
>>264221
meine seiten
>>264834
ISIS has a philosophy I reckon
>>261645
Rome lives on in the hearts and minds of all good men. Roma Invicta!
>>260879
Who's the guy on the left?
>>262469
No modern head of state is chaotic evil. Lawful evil is more accurate in all cases
>>266264
well for Obama
>arm ISIS
>let ISIS into our country
>disarm American cizens
not sure of lawful or chaotic.
>>266285
Literally none of those things happened
>>266296
yes, he literally did arm the rebels in Syria who eventually emerged as ISIS in 2014
yes, he literally has used his executive authority to admit Syrian refugees and veto a screening process
yes, he literally has stated that the last year of his presidency will be focused on gun control and modeled after Australian gun control
stay mad libkek
>>266309
ISIS was formed as a splinter group from the Syrian rebels and are hostile to both the rebels and the Syrian government, they can't be considered the same thing.
Admitting Syrian refugees isn't the same as admitting ISIS, if we're going to play world police, we have a duty to help others in ways that aren't economic or military support.
Obama has never once said that he plans to take our guns.
Stop believing everything you read on /pol/, conservitard.
>>266736
Then post something funny. This thread has been devoid of it.
>>266736
>not expecting politics in /lit/ 2.0 and /pol/ 2.0
>>267018
>implying
My brand of capitalism has worked tBh fAm
>>267022
Convenient how this meme completely ignores the first crusade which was the only important one
>>267025
>zapatistas
>>262150
Seems about right
>>263062
SHITTING
>>267029
Found the weeaboo
>>262150
Whats up with the belgian one? I thought they were basically french?
95% of these are fucking terrible, smokie why do you like this board?
>>267108
>Whats up with the belgian one? I thought they were basically french?
Not in this case.
As you can see, even the Germans disapproved of the Butcher of Congo.
>>267108
do you now know what the belgians did in the congo
>>267122
>theodosius
>>267015
Is there one for WW1 ie. the world war that isn't just a Facebook-tier meme?
>>267078
STREETS
>>267158
>shu isn't green
>wei isn't blue
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>267108
The Belgian Congo was actually for all the 19th century a free state separated from Belgium, but literally owned by the belgian king. Yes, like you own your house or your car. It was probably the most cruel colonial power ever.
>>267131
They had rubber quotas, and anybody that failed to meet it, including kids, had their arms chopped off. And this is just the bare bones of what they did.
Germans were somewhat in the in between, in that they didn't care that much about natives but also didn't mistreat them like the Belgians did
>>266216
Ebert
>>267131
>tell me what they did. Also, how humane were Germans in their colonization?
King Leopold II conducted a terror campaign to increase resource production. Approximately 10 million Congolese were killed over the course of a few decades, with millions more suffering crippled or amputated limbs to increase fear.
Eventually, the Belgian government forced him to relinquish control over the colony. The sheer magnitude of slaughter and mutilation was excessive even by the standards of the day.
The Germans, by contrast, only slaughtered about 100,000 Africans in a few genocides / medical experimentation. Small potatoes in contrast.
>>267174
>Germans were somewhat in the in between, in that they didn't care that much about natives but also didn't mistreat them like the Belgians did
Except because they protagonized what's called the first genocide of the 20th century in Namibia, of course.
>>267183
>Germans, by contrast, only slaughtered about 100,000 Africans in a few genocides
Source?
>>267025
WiP, feel free to add to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>267201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_colonial_empire#Rebellions_and_genocide
>>262474
>muh architecture
At least the famines stopped as soon as the British left.
A coincidence, I'm sure...
>>264997
Why do they all look like emo kids? Is this foreshadow to current day?
>>262474
The mughals must have been based to have all those high def digital cameras.
>>262474
>JUST FUCK MY POO UP
>>267221
The thing is, this is kind of a strawman. You very rarely see people say that Islam is a unilaterally peaceful religion, while the vast majority of conservatives misunderstand socialism.
Very few Muslims even say that "it's a religion of peace". Moderate Muslims usually say that they disprove of Quranic violence in a modern context but think that it was justified back then.
>>267108
Belgian colonization was exceedingly brutal. In addition to abusing the local people to a degree not seen in other places. Famously, slow workers had a hand cut off. If they continued to be slow, their children or wives would lose a hand.
In addition, Belgian colonization happened at the height of scientific racism. In Rwanda, the Belgians decided to give the Tutsi enormous power of the Hutu majority simply because the Tutsi had Caucasoid noses sometimes. This obviously had major consequences in the 90s, when the Hutu sought revenge.
>>262015
LOL. First one that I laughed at in this thread.
>>267025
Kill yourself
>>267012
>franco
>fascist
>>267751
The grenade belt is the best part
>>267055
>Convenient how this meme completely ignores the first crusade which was the only important one
You mean "only successful one"
The Byzantines probably thought the 4th was pretty important while it was burning, murdering, raping, and looting them.
>>267025
I fucking love this image
>>267055
Even during the 1st crusade, those idiots managed to set fire to a third of the damn capital. Alexius had to ship them to Asia Minor as fast as they were arrived. If they hadn't delayed on their route by raping through hungary, they might have had the balls to attack the capital anyway.
Not to knock on the 1st crusade though. The battles at Dorylaeum, Antioch, Acre, Jerusalem, etc. are all legendary. But let's give credit where credit is due: in this case to a veritable barbarian horde.
>>268071
Why because it's not actually based in reality and if you place the "murdered innocents" image at the end it's factually correct?
Or because you think it's actually a correct image with valid representation and not any kind of bias at all?
No, nobody can be that stupid.
>>267054
>Not manually typing senpai
>>268461
I'm sorry bro but when people are wrong people are wrong. Now that I've said irrefutable evidence I won't continue the conversation
>>267022
>sack of constantinople
>LE CRUSADERS WENT LE WILD AND KILLED PEOPLE FOR NO REASON XD
I hope this meme dies soon
>>268493
What's the truth then? I'm genuinely curious
>>268493
Venetians made war for fun and profit after the Frankish crusaders reneged on a deal and both parties were misled by the Duke of Swabia and a Byzantine nobody
>>266261
Dogger Bank best battle
>>267102
>tfw someone screencaps your banepost
I'm a goddamn big guy
>>267125
kek
>>264997
incredible
>>267936
I can only imagine that image had Johnson and Nixon swapped at some point.
>>268951
...well then I guess I'm a dirty fucking monkey
Who knew? Monkey Pride
>>267015
Pssst.... It should say "Die Asche" on the Nazi's Jew bag.
>>267634
>You very rarely see people say that Islam is a unilaterally peaceful religion
>Every news outlet trumpets loud and clear that Islam is a religion of peace.
Muslims may know their roots, but many Westerners don't.
>>262469
Switch Dubya and Nixon at the very least
>>267012
The only one of those who was a self-admitted fascist is Mussolini.
Besides, fascist is basically a pejorative used by bolsheviks. Unlike communist which is arguably a euphemism.
>>267018
But all of those regimes were historically good, other than Leopold II who was a colonial power.
And
>colonialism
>capitalism
Someone hasn't read their Schumpeter.
>>269310
National Socialism is a euphemism then?
>>269345
As far as I'm concerned, National-Sozialismus is a private name for a sui generis ideology that never took root again and didn't try to export itself outside of the Germanosphere. It was born around 1920 and died in 1945.
>>269364
Fuck
I think I have a new fetish
>>269364
Barbarbar!
Where the Latin wimmin be at?
>>268979
>US Army
>tank is a Panzer Mk III with visible German cross
>>269364
>that smile
>>268432
based
>>259881
>non porcus
Why can't people into vocative case.
Otherwise, supreme meming
Made this one over the last two hours
I need more of these
>>268432
>Admitting 10,000 refugees means admitting a possible 1,000 unchecked, unverified, and untraceable terrorists into our nation. Obama vetoed legislation that would at least attempt to screen them.
Obama hasn't vetoed yet, and what he's threatened to veto is FURTHER screening on top of an already existing screening process.
>Both nations have gone through the process of the total disarmament of their civilians leading to increased violence in both nations.
Also false, google crime statistics and every source will show you that violent crime in England (and crime overall) has been slowly but steadily declining every year since 2004. While in Australia murder rates have remained the same while other forms of violent crime have decreased.
Only your first point is factually correct you disinformation spreading faggot.
>>270232
>While in Australia murder rates have remained the same while other forms of violent crime have decreased.
Goddamn spiders.
>>267018
>Leopold
>The hands
kek
>>267022
The Teutonic theocracy and their geopolitics, the 30 years war aren't really regarded as crusaders. I wish people who critiqued /pol/ shit would do research to come up valid arguments instead of spending 20+ minutes on a strawman pic.
>>260627
>Doesn't realize /his/ IS /vg/, /pol/ and Paradox forums with /lit/ trying to be relevant.
>>268979
That guy even mentioned the tank, come on.
>>261872
>Reddit meme
>>267108
>>267119
>>267123
>>267173
>>267174
"Belgian", this meme is even more annoying than the sack of constantinople was uncalled for, for the last time it was our deluded king Leopold II with an army of pan-european mercenaries of which a big chunk were Belgians, but the Belgian population did not actively participate in the genocide of the Congolese in any way, shape or form and did not benefit from it directly, unless you want to call building some monuments in your own name benefiting from colonialism.
>>270691
Sorry I couldn't recognize the tank at first. Not a tankboo
>>264020
what is this "cock dude" you speak of
>>270180
Saved
>>270270
>French Surrender
>>260627
Nice meme, family! :D
+1
like
>>264997
As a Hungarian I can tell you it's 100% true.
>>267769
>WHITE
>>271286
Gracias mi general!
>>259887
I've been looking for these memes for a while now, could you tell me it's name?
>>272166
here you go family
>>267751
>systema
disgusting.
>>269364
It's better without the .com.
>>272524
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_violence
>>267814
Kelthuz pls go.
>>268951
>you now realize that the chimpanzee is actually the übermensch of monkeys
>>270257
Would have been a lot funnier if he was also typing nonsense.
>>270804
calm down Tintin
>>270682
Half of the image macros in here are cringe worthy even for /v/ standards.
>>262469
/r/
/e/
/d/
/d/
/i/
/t/
>>270804
Calm down, go cut some hands off, or whatever it is Belgians do for fun.
>>259881
MAGNUS VIR ES
>>272985
>because of the length of your ban, you must wait until the Diet of Worms
>>273149
Pro te
>>270232
>the one guys post is deleted
>the rest of the argument and none of this guy's posts aren't
Good job mods at being awful
>>267043
4/10
don't give up
>>272678
>Rohingya Muslims
>An enemy
Please, they've been living there for decades now, problems only come from faggots like Ashin and Thein Sein blaming all their problems on a minority
>>263931
BENIS :DDDDDD X DDD
>>259887
i know this is bait but
>william the bastard
>wearing the fleur de lis
>>267769
>includes brazil but not poortugal
>>270203
http://the-toast.net/tag/medieval-monks/
>>272524
>feudal japan
>buddhist extremists.
nah a religion of peace
>knghts templar.
>oh b-b-but they were cool
>>272524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Myanmar_anti-Muslim_riots
>On 30 April 400 Buddhists armed with bricks and sticks overran mosques and torched more than 100 homes and shops in Okkan, killing two people and injuring at least ten more. Another 77 homes were destroyed in the nearby villages of Yadanakon, Panipin, Chaukthe and Thekon. The riot reportedly began when a Muslim girl on a bicycle bumped into a Buddhist monk, knocking over his alms bowl
>>274820
>>274643
>>272667
Even though I think the whole "religion causes violence" (just like the Enlightenment caused the French Revolution, instead of all those costly wars, bread shortages, and shifts in the economic order) thing is a huge meme, Buddhism is the closest to a 'religion of peace' (another meme) we have. Other than Jainism, but that's just silly.
>>260860
Long live Pitcairn and the Christian family.
>>273230
>/pol/ memes
turn all the jew references into something relevant and this is good.
![index[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S6xXbaF.jpg "index[1]")
![Mumbai_Skyline_at_Night[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SnvV0Hy.jpg "Mumbai Skyline at Night[1]")
