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>>1396264
>/his/ humour
This entire board.
my fav
> funny
> forced
> memes
>>1396366
Is this the his/gsg/int meme equivalent of Loss?
t. Voltaire
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>
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>>1396353
>implying humanism, the division of the church, and post structuralism weren't absolutely inevitable
I wouldn't know how to reply too
Anyway this thread
>>1396224
>>1396271
>tfw first post is best post
>>1396460
Kek
Can someone post that pic of Berlin destroyed with the rare Stalin?
>ITT: 9gag-tier historical memes
holy shit I hope /his/ gets better with time
>>1396838
Okay captain ,you forgot to fly.
[spoiler]patatoes
>>1396870
[spoiler]why didn't my spoiler work[/spoiler]
>>1396696
Police Squad is fucking great.
>>1396743
Someone should make a gif switching between that that and the empire of Charlemagne. Preferably use the same scale for the continent.
>>1396353
Yeah, I'm laughing all right.
>>1396353
sounds like Thatcher did the right thing mate
Better than the roman empire.
>>1396838
Show how a good joke it's done if you don't like it.
>>1396264
a classic
who /reddit/ here
>>1396838
There's only a few regular users of the board to pump out this shit. Go and make some of your own instead of whining.
>/his/
>humour
I'm not seeing the connections frendo
>>1396353
Putting Thatcher on the same level as Hitler or Willhelm is ridiculous
>>1396664
>Ultramarine vs greenskin.jpg
>>1397945
Every old country European immigrant will have some apocryphal story of how their nationality once owned an expansive empire which constituted at least half of Europe and the Caucasus
>>1398389
>Despite their oaths and the threat of excommunication, the Crusaders systematically violated the city's holy sanctuaries, destroying or stealing all they could lay hands on; nothing was spared, not even the tombs of the emperors inside the St Apostles church. The civilian population of Constantinople were subject to the Crusaders' ruthless lust for spoils and glory; thousands of them were killed in cold blood. Women, even nuns, were raped by the Crusader army, which also sacked churches, monasteries and convents.
>know hardly any history
>at least vaguely understand every joke because its usually something stupid like "those guys got totally raped in that war"
Great thread guys
>>1398409
here, have this esoteric ms paint drawing
>>1398412
Alright that's more like it. I have no idea what the fuck this is referring to and therefore cannot laugh at all. Keep up the good work
>>1398417
here, have another one
>>1396838
It's progressively gotten worse and will continue to do so. Only time I saw decent discussion was in the first three days.
>>1398412
brian boru?
>>1398340
DELETE THIS
>>1398340
Who is this actually referring to?
>>1396292
Perfect.
>>1398463
yep
>>1398473
Nevermind, it's Theodora. Thought so.
>>1396353
Not that I don't think Thatcher was a fuck up, but putting her on the list gives her way too much credit in fucking up
>>1396311
Did the Buddha bless the grains of this harvest?
>>1398394
If the English were so successful in France why don't they have the title King of France or Duke of Aquitaine anymore?
>>1398399
>medieval battle stats
>troop numbers vary wildly to the tune of thousands or tens of thousands
could they not count back then or did they like to lie about how many were there
>>1398789
Artificial Cranial Deformation made Huns basically Klingons
>>1396292
But that's exactly what they did, they just sounded less douchey.
>>1396311
And then we traded goods. Such a lewd trade relationship...
>>1396353
I feel for LOUIS XVI
>past kings know for their insensitivity and brutally
>decide to be a really nice person in the worst of times
To further perpetuate the shittiness of /his/ humor, I present to thee, this.
>>1398700
Vikings sacking some church in England?
>>1399398
What is this supposed to represent?
>>1399071
Depending on source yes, some liked to lie about the enemies and their own troop numbers to make themselves look better. As far as im aware your own troops were usually well known unless you were really unorganised.
>>1399398
i cant decipher this
>>1396311
I always wondered how many historical exchanges were like this but never got properly recorded.
>Go away you stupid gaijin we don't want you or the shit you're peddling
>Eat shit nigger America is the best country in the world and way better than your crappy little island; all I want to do is trade for some food
>Shut up retard if America was so great they'd have all the food they needed; checkmate round-eye now go away before our gods kick your ass
>>1399510
It's even funnier because Commodore Biddle tried to open up Japan several years prior but the Japanese told him to fuck off and then a Japanese soldier either pushed or punched the Commodore. Biddle, not wanting to start a war, just got up and left and the Japanese all laughed and assumed America was full of push overs. They were more impressed when Perry came.
>>1399398
what?
>>1399398
something increased over time and maggie was pm?
>>1399398
>Year-span don't even cover Thatcher
This isn't one of those jokegraphs floating around?
>>1396743
I don't get it
Are you making fun of the glorious FRENCH EMPIRE ?
>>1398394
>can't defeat France
>can't even defeat Iceland
>>1398399
>check'd
Also, people like this actually exist?
I need some Tums.
>>1398408
>implying the Byzantines didn't have it coming to them after seiging Italy
>>1396292
that's literally what feudalism was though.
>>1396341
This
Fuck philosophy and religion threads, this board should be history only
>>1399398
LABEL YOUR FUCKING AXES
>>1398739
post the charlemagne version
>>1401639
>trying to reclaim lost clay is wrong
>>1399178
>implying people of the day didnt consider them maximum douchey
>>1398495
>this is an Orthodox saint
>>1396264
The irony of OP's post is that Romans actually did outlaw swords in the city.
>>1396292
God damn I'm saving this
>>1400995
Yeah there's literally a Facebook group called Smash Cultural Christianism
I don't get why these LARPagans always call it "Christianism", as if that somehow discredits it
>>1396353
seems mostly pretty accurate and informative desu.
>>1400849
>1 armed whaler
Do not fuck with Iceland.
>>1400835
>glorious
>french
>empire
>>1396353
both humanism and post-structuralism aid scientific advancement
>>1398736
Setting as wallpaper
>>1401964
These ones are good.
>>1402073
What's the orange Polanball?
>>1402089
Celtic tribes or basically ancient Britain
>>1402113
Oh, thanks.
For some reason I was thinking steppes nomads but that didn't seem to fit.
>>1399510
Might be old hat on /his/ but have a gander at some savage flaming: http://www.civilwarhome.com/hoodshermancorrespondence.htm
Sherman blows Hood the fuck OUT.
>>1401670
Thats the point.
>>1401016
This picture will never fail to make me laugh
>>1396264
Is the humor in the fact that the joke of the post falls flat?
>>1402359
Do you sincerely believe anyone on this board, no, on this whole website cares about your meaningless opinion?
>>1402117
I think it's from one of the civ games.
>>1399307
I want to commit sin with Isaac
>>1400849
>fourth cod war
>>1398789
when you nutted but she still suckin
>>1400849
this should be updated by now
>>1396353
>Petrarch found humanism
>Humanism is bad
I'm triggered
>>1401739
>H>R>E faggot detected.
>>1402800
That's hilarious.
>>1402806
And funnier because the Englishman is 100% correct.
>>1396353
>Luther
>Disunited Christianity
What is the Great Schism?
>>1402817
Not to mention the schism which created the Oriental Orthodox churches.
>>1402843
Or the dozens of potentially schismatic heresies that were eliminated one way or another with extreme prejudice before they got that far. Seen any Cathars lately?
>>1402875
>not going to Catharic church every Sabbat
>not sleeping with underage girls created by God to enjoy
>>1402428
Im not sure I get this. Does the lib-left want to kill the lever puller and the auth-right wanna kill the trolley?
>>1402875
To be fair, the Cathars' organization and dogma made it basically impossible for them to spread too far.
>>1402875
To be fair, the Cathars were more Gnostic than Christian (they use a lot of the same sources, but are very different religions -- it's like calling Muslims Christians).
>>1402894
Or like calling Mormons Christians.
>>1402898
Yeah. Islamic theology and practice is probably closer to Christianity than Mormonism is. Yet for some reason we consider Mormons Christians... because they have Jesus, I guess? Well, so do Muslims.
>>1402947
Accepting that Jesus is Christ makes you Christian. Mormons do that, Muslims don't.
>>1402890
I don't think it's supposed to make sense; hence, the joke. Meme satire, you might say.
>>1402958
They don't believe He's the Word.
>>1402816
>t. EngelbREKT
>>1402958
Christianity is merely the belief that belief in Jesus Christ is required for salvation and he died for your sins
>>1401876
>implying le three words meme work considering it comes from a frenchie
Ur dumb
>>1401675
horseshit, most of the history threads are just /pol/fags baiting people into arguments, and there is literally like 2 threads up now claiming holocaust didnt happen. That being said, there are some good threads every now and again.
>>1400849
>fourth cod war
kekekek
>>1400995
>People like this actually exist
They're caricatures and strawmen ofc they dont exist
>>1403623
I've never met anyone having one of those opinions, let alone all of them at the same time.
>>1403632
That's the point
>>1402814
kek
this .gif has been around, and probably most have seen it. but it's just so good.
>>1396352
Is there a context for this? Or does it refer to when Australia was an exile destination?
>>1404494
Britain sent their convicts (prisoners) to Australia to work as laborers in the new colony. In fact, the vast majority of the early settlements/Sydney/NSW were convicts. Once things became established a civilian gov't took over which led to civilians being imported en masse to develop a proper society. But to this day Straya is joked-about as a prison colony full of convicts and the ancestors thereof. I'm an American/Australian dually and Strayans genes are convict af if you ask me.
See also: Captain Bligh and the Rum Rebellion
Frederick William I was fucking savage:
>>1404579
Fucking auto rotate
>>1397945
I always loved this kind of mock history
>>1402377
Authoritarian right should have been libertarian right, and the libertarian right should have been Bobby smoking desu
>>1399954
Is that supposed to be Voltaire-chan?
>>1396723
Why would a republican sayt Ave Caesar when he was anti-republican?
>>1404945
In all likeliness it's probably just poorly thought out
however, it could be referring to the second triumvirate, where Caesar Augustus was able to consolidate his power over Roman society by painting Mark Anthony as being in bed with foreign, "immoral", non-Roman cultures and customs
>>1396264
having a gladius within the pomerium wasnt allowed anyway
>>1402369
You seem to
If you're going to continue indulging me I'll explain WHY it falls flat. But somehow I doubt you'll appreciate the lesson
>>1404515
This is a really shitty rip off of the ottoman one. The byzantines were literally the roman empire continued and no one will disagree with that.
The joke with the ottoman one was that ottomans at one point claimed to be the continuation of the romans, but held no legitimate claim to such.
Whoever made this either doesn't understand comedy or history. Either way, it's complete shit and is the last funny thing in this thread by far.
>>1403947
Oldie but a goldie.
>>1399441
>>1399472
>>1399873
>>1399875
>>1399908
>>1401704
you are all idiots. It obviously means that England had alot of monies ( about 800 monies around 1890 ), France less monies and so on...
All of that because of Thatcher on the axes that goes up, and the times on the bar that goes to the right.
>idiots everywhere
>>1396341
>>1399566
>>1396311
>150 years later
>Perry's descendants choke down another baconator
>"Who's Buddha love now, Japan?"
>>1405347
>The byzantines were literally the roman empire continued and no one will disagree with that.
First day on /his/?
>>1405582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY
>>1396264
a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>1396756
That was a funny thread. All the silly parchment illustrations and ancient soldiers fighting snails and rabbits memes... and then
>pic related
>my hand hurts
we should have another one sometime. I need more funny medieval illustration pics.
>>1405347
>The joke with the ottoman one was that ottomans at one point claimed to be the continuation of the romans, but held no legitimate claim to such.
The Ottomans had exactly the same claim as the Byzantines.
>>1405611
hahaha
thanks. I like bongland humor/comedians and the few comedy shows I've seen very much, but I haven't seen nearly enough.
>>1405590
No *historian* would disagree with it
>>1405629
The Byzantines were literally the same Roman state that began in 27 BC when Augustus became Princeps Civitatis, the Ottomans don't have any claim to that at all.
Imagine a serial killer broke into your house, murdered you, cut off your face, started wearing it everywhere and started claiming to be you.
>>1403947
>don't be an arss
>don't be a commie
kek
>>1404579
Fuuuuuuck
>>1404579
aaah so we're having those kinds of keks eh
>>1405763
Best traditions of the Noble Savage.
>>1399178
That's the point I think
>>1405763
what a trooper
>>1402370
Its the Saxon faction symbol from the Barbarian Invasion expansion for the first Rome Total War.
>>1405986
We don't serve time travelers here
A time traveler walks into a bar
>>1405968
>>1405986
I was wondering where this was going. good show old chap.
>>1398340
>mfw I was just reading this yesterday
My version (which I think it's the same as this one) even mentions an older version that said that all of Theodora's "misdeeds" were best kept in the obscurity of a learned language, and literally proceeded to quote the original Greek instead of translating it.
>>1402073
Kinda wish this included the ERE in some way.
>>1404626
it should just be "wewuz kangdom"
>>1403623
>Europe
>Continent
>>1405658
>The Byzantines were literally the same Roman state that began in 27 BC when Augustus became Princeps Civitatis, the Ottomans don't have any claim to that at all.
Nikaea is not my emperor, okay?
>>1405658
I think he's referring to Nikeaeaeaeaea's claim through marriage after the empire was shattered in 1204.
>>1406231
It wasn't much different from any other Roman conflict. It was just a regime change of the same civilization.
>>1406243
The Roman Empire was LITERALLY shattered. All the previous civil wars still had one of the participants in control of Rome. The Latin Empire had Constantinople.
>>1406074
>and literally proceeded to quote the original Greek instead of translating it.
you mean literally makes up a bunch of nonsense right?
>>1406243
Nope, Rome ended in 1202.
Germanic barbarians ended the WRE in 476, and Germanics barbarians came again to finish the job in 1202.
The
>Latin
>Empire
is as "Roman" as the Gothic Kingdoms that sprung up in Italia, Gallia and Hispania after the fall of the WRE, or indeed, the Ottoman Empire that proceeded it.
>>1406274
I don't get your point, are you implying that the Secret History wasn't written in Greek?
>>1405658
You are retarded if you think that after the third century crisis, the dominus, the tetrarchy, and the adoption of christianity that the Byzantines retained anything significant from the Principate.
The Byzantines had a significantly more claim then the ottoman turk and the hilariously named "sultan of Rum" but don't claim that Constantine's reign was anything similar to Augustus's.
>>1405578
This will always be a classic
>>1406330
i'm here because of how much slower /diy/, /out/, and /hm/ are. this boad is giving me whiplash with the constant bumping!
>>1405986
>>1405968
Hilarious, thanks anon
>>1405563
kek
>>1406330
>tl;dr: we have like 10 people on this board.
There are 129 IPs ITT.
>>1406330
/his/ is one of the faster slower boards, if that makes any sense
Bear in mind that moot has said like 80% of browsers never post
>>1406637
all me ;)
>>1405347
pay denbts
>>1396975
How's this, anon?
>>1406839
That's very good, saving.
>>1406818
Should be "Are you authentic?"
>>1406859
ha!
honestly, looking for a historical version of 'are you a wizard', I started by looking at "art thou a witch" type pictures; found plenty of Salem witch trials illustrations, but nothing quite fit. what would we have to do to make it, get a copy into photoshop and type the font onto it?
>>1396353
Needs Enrico Dandolo.
>>1407138
>Maybe not the Roman state, but Ottoman Empire was definitely the successor to Rome.
Mehmet please go.
>>1405986
>>1405968
>>1407066
You get me a picture of Satre without the text and I'll do it.
Other than that, it's just finding historical wall eyed persons.
>>1407295
nice, wall-eyed. I did end up searching "historical" and "lazy eye" and "cross eyed" , plus witch and wizard. pretty strange search, tbph
rather than use up image slots, I'll give you some links to copy for decent Sartre pics I found:
(Speaking of using up images ITT, >>1407291
nice historical reaction image, tumblr fag.)
https://etiskekrumspring.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/jean-paul-sartre-1.jpg
>sketched caricature
https://justatheory.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/sartre.jpg
>original w/o text
https://magivanga.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/jean-paul_sartre_promo.jpg?w=672&h=372&crop=1
>another option
thanks, anon
by the way, what is the image limit on /his/, anyone know?
fucking laughed, just found this looking through an archived early /his/ reaction image thread
just so unexpected and pointless, I love how ridiculous it is that someone made this
>>1405563
>I miss Cato
Kek
>>1405968
>>1405986
I don't even know how this is possible.
That's amazing.
>>1403644
I've never seen the argument in that image actually refuted. Just made fun of.
Am I suppose to believe it's invalid just because the guy has been drawn bald and ugly and sad looking?
I bet you feel pretty silly right now.
>>1396353
This triggers me hard.
>>1403649
>.br
early /his/ thread
>bright future
>>1408860
>oldfag
>>1402285
>nign impast Sezhchdl Violeyice
I fucking hate this
>>1402817
>breaking the church in two
>the same as breaking the church into hundreds of active and competing pieces which themselves fractured and split over time
also I couldn't help but notice that your definition of "God" differs wildly from my own.
>implying you know how long I've been fucking around on 4chan
>ignores opportunity to comment on making quality threads
whatever, pleb.
>>1405609
>barbaroi
>oi
>>>/greece/
>>1409842
not my OC. but noted. maybe I'll get around to fixing it. thanks.
and, what do you know, image limit reached.
>>1409543
see how that works, newfriend?
>>1409856
>flaunting being an "oldfag"
>>1409846
It's actually my OC, and it was intentional, so please don't change it.
>>1409993
mm, guy who corrected it originally, I see now it makes sense for him to be speaking Greek to show off how patrician and educated he is. Subtle, I like it. please forgive my plebness
>>1409976
>verily, this is a provocation.jpg
you can stop and fuck off with your lame attempt to troll, samefag
>>1410033
there's also a little curious mistake in there. Juvenal's verse should read 'nulli' instead of 'vulli', which resembles Greek n = ν.
>>1401964
Lost it
>>1410194
>.jpg
>troll
>wrong use of samefag
Sure, friend.
>>1408352
Kek
>>1410423
yeah, I'm thinking you're the same fag as
>>1409976
maybe I'm wrong.
and if
>>1409976
is not the same fag as
>>1409543
then, my mistake. I apologize, friend.
if you're indeed not a samefag attempting to bait at me here, then perhaps you misunderstood my posts? It sure seems like the replies I'm getting are from an anon (or anons) who'd rather detract from the (end of the) thread by telling me how I'm "wrong on the internet" for no reason than maybe it would be fun for you if I got pissed off?
If no one cares to discuss using historic reaction images on /his/, or how best to use the 150 image thread limit, why not reply and comment on any of the 142 history related humor pics in this thread. Hell, go search through the archives or look up something historical you like and make some funny OC.
bye, "friends"
>>1405507
The graph doesn't have axes retard
>>1410930
It's a money versus time graph, there's just no indication what the dollar values represent, and why a Thatcher graph ranges 1830-1890.
>>1410564
Sure thing, friend.
>>1405763
I will never understand why they did stuff like this
>>1411706
They could see their world crumbling around them.
>>1409841
The Poland memes haven't changed over the centuries, I see
