You're asleep...
Then you're told that you have one wish to either wake up as you currently are or go back through time and become a new man, a new life, new people, friends, loves, professions, a new life.
Where do you go? What time period? What would you do/be?
>Rules: You can't be a Royal or go back before the birth of Civilization
>>1380091
What a boring wish. I stay as I am.
>>1380091
Be the same as I am now but with more money.
>>1380120
Also I use my knowledge of 4chan jokes from the future to namefag it up while remaining way ahead in the banter game. I'll literally be roasting you kids at the age of 15, but with mental age of a 35 year old.