The assassination of Julius Caesar

>>1372894
St-stop stabbing me then, br-bro!

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>>1372894

>>1372894
>tfw Brutus was in on it too
>why are all the Senators laughing at me
>stab myself 23 times in the back to escape the humiliation
>"W-who's laughing now?"

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Hey guys, Mark Antony here. Fuck you Augustus

Et tu, brosky?

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>>1372894

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>>1373221
How does my uncle's cock taste, fag?

>>1373231
Can't taste it. I'm too busy going inside Cleopatra's pussy

>>1372894
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
"My name's Julius. You're probably wondering how I got here!"

>>1373238
Said the plain, blunt man.

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>be Caesar
>heading down to senate
>my friend Betus says he's going to be there
>I love the guy but know that he spaghettis easily
>Hurry so as not to keep him waiting
>mfw it's a trap and I'm stabbed several times
>"You too, Betus?" I ask him
>"Y-you too" he replies