>tfw you will never sail with a crew of English Privateers and terrorize the Spanish Main on the orders of the governor of Jamaica
>tfw you will never make the Pirate Round and sieze Indian ships carrying Spices, Calico, and Silk
>tfw you will never be discharged from the British Royal Navy after Queen Anne's War and turn to Piracy
>tfw you will never spend your loot in the Pirate Republic of Nassau
>tfw when you will never raid the Ottoman Coast with the Zaporozhian Cossacks and then hide up the Dniepr
>tfw you will never take Muslim Slaves from North Africa in your Pirate Galley
Sometimes I just listen to Pirate Shanties on /f/ and cry
I've got good news for you senpai. The pirate business is seeing the biggest boom it's had in centuries. Pack up your bags, fall in with pic related, and be prepared to sail those high seas with fervor.
>tfw this is probably the most embarrassing time to be of iranian descent in human history except directly after the islamic conquest
>>1367884
>tfw you'll never die from scurvy because your crew ran out of rum and limes
>>1368385
>Tfw you'll never have to worry about finding works in your hardtack
The other pirating stuff OP mentioned is cool though. Booty and loot is nice.
>>1367884
>I wasn't born a Mongolian in 1212
>tfw you'll never patrol along farmlands & smoke maryjuana in your comfy shorts with your black & white teammates
>>1368722
This... There were days when blacks and whites can engage in top racial bantz.... That was until fucking BLM came along.
>>1367884
>tfw when I'll never participate in glorious conquest of Celtic barbarians, conquer Carthaginian plebs, back stab political leaders and participate in full on orgies...
