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>>1305221
>eternal kasakela
when will they stop denying this cold blooded genocide?
It doesn't matter which tribe wins, all chimps are savages
GAS THE KASAKELA GOMBE WAR NOW
Surely there were leaders within each group. Frodo, Flopsy, Floydd, some shit. They should be referred to as generals/leaders in this table.
Flags optional.
>>1305221
WILL KAHAMA NIGGERS EVER RECOVER
No of course not, they're dead
I love how this event basically broke Jane Goodall. She was never the same after watching the chimps slaughter each other.
>>1305221
>they treated it as an actual war on Wikipedia with the table and everything
the absolute madmen
>Chimps committed a genocide
Truly, so like us.
>>1306152
Seems kinda fucked up to me desu
>>1306152
>She was never the same after watching the chimps slaughter each other
She was okay when that chimp bitch eats others baby?
She's right that chimp are just as fucked up as us desu.
still lost the war tho :(
>>1305221
Rousseau eternally BTFO
Hobbes is right again.
>>1306152
What did she expect, seriously talking?
>>1305221
>4 years
>11 casualties.
Boy am I glad we've evolved beyond such pathetic kill counts.
1/2
>>1310184
>>1310187
another one I remember, conflict unrelated of course.
you heard of losing, then there's losing to Italians
>>1310196
>14th times the charm
>>1306287
butthurt swede detected
>>1305221
It's weird that chimps are so genocidal when their closest living relatives (Bonobos) are so chill
>>1310298
Nah Bonobos fight a lot but in different ways.
If they had no conflict they wouldn't be fucking so much.
>v-vikings stronk
>>1306136
Almost every mongol battle can be classified as rekt
>>1310765
>Vikings establish a Norse Kingdom of Dublin in the first place
>>1310774
>Norse horde able to stomp in the shit of a bunch of highly disorganized leaders most of whom are at each others throats
Not super surprising, lad. Ireland would have been cucked far more if it wasn't so geographically irrelevant.
>>1310196
Why not call it the 5230th battle of the isonzo (or whatever hill the italians didn't manage to conquer)
>>1310765
>kingdom of dublin
>vikings
>>1310184
Is this the one where they flew a DC-8 over the camp first, so that when they heard jet-engines approach the second time they thought it was the DC-8 again?
The Rhodesians love kekworthy aerial antics. That stunt ranks up with their procurement of 707s [via Switzerland and Portugal.] despite sanctions. [Sending Boeing into a fit, and making them declare they'd stop giving spare parts to anyone found helping Rhodesia.]
>>1306198
No she was triggered after that.
And fuck knows where their kid is gonna work after growing up in the middle of a jungle with no education. He'd be better off living with the chimps
>>1310196
desu all the states of the empire had declared independence at this point
they were a literal corpse empire
>>1310769
true :^)
> gombe
> chimpanzee
> war
>>1311857
kek
Byzaboos eternally BTFO
