Fun facts about historical figures thread
I'll start: George Washington
>6ft8
>weighed a fucking ton
>invented cocaine
>stuck an opponent's wife's hand in acid at a party
>had like 30 goddamn dicks
>>1225244
>George Washington
>invented a drug that was first produced in 1855
Is this a stealth Cracked.com thread?
Hella fucking epic !!
>>1225253
dude george washington invented it, the heck are you on about?
>>1225244
He also killed the sensei in a duel. Never said why tho.
>>1225244
Voltaire's peepee is bigger than yours.
>>1225244
I too watch Brad Neely
>Washington also invented the head nod used to acknowledge a bro
>could piss and shit simultaneously
>ate an entire roasted slave baby on a bet
