>tfw you will never know what it feels like to conquer
>>1208280
You probably couldn't handle it tbqh.
>armies don't reward you with land loot slaves and the virginal women of the conquered any more and haven't for quite some time
Why even wage war any more? For cheap medals?
>>1208333
Pretty sure ISIS still does this.
>your country will always be seen as docile and irrelevant
>>1208333
>Taking an enemies women, especially their virgins
One of the worst mistakes a conqueror can make.
>>1208379
t. Ireland
Start a coup or something then.
There are many ways to conquer; scale down and conquer an office or group of people. It's still exciting.
>>1208280
>tfw you will never explore the beautiful new world and btfo the natives with your harquebus