>"[43.1] On retiring to Capri he devised a pleasance for his secret orgies: teams of wantons of both sexes, selected as experts in deviant intercourse and dubbed analists, copulated before him in triple unions to excite his flagging passions."
Suetonius, The Lives of the Twelve Caesars
Which was worse /his/, hiring analists on the Imperial payroll, or
the Praetorian guard?
>>1198531
>believing half of what Suetonius wrote
>>1198531
>Believing half of what Suetonius wrote
> Believing half of what Suetonius wrote
>I watch anal sex porn daily but a roman emperor wouldn't wanna see that
>>1198766
I do, but
>hiring anlists while he could just fuck a concubine in the ass
This is just wasteful
>>1198753
He was the ancient equivalent of a tabloid writer