>My wife's Son of God
KEK'D
eric simply eric
>>1156488
Joseph in this painting looks aplha af
Serves him right for inviting God to the wedding.
>>1156488
Want to take another run at that thought? Maybe coherently this time?
>>1156719
People ask me why God created a hell.
>>1156719
What's the sauce of this btw? I saw it in it's complete form with the funny narrative of how the Jew-God is a Noveau Riche among the divinities but it seems to be part of a largic graphic novel or something.
A KEK JEW
>>1156743
satan
>>1156750
>>1156719
That's sexy as fuck.
>>1156488
Did Mary have sex after Jesus was born or was she a perma virgin?
>>1156516
RIPPED LEVANTINE MUSCLE BOTTOMS
>>1156772
She and Joseph had many sons and daughters. The sons are named in the bible, and referred to several times.
>>1156772
Yeah didn't Jesus have a brother James? Im pretty sure some sects do consider her permavirgin, too.
>>1156772
Gospels explicitly tell us about Jesus' brothers and sisters, James being one, so yeah, Mary wasn't a perma virgin.
>>1156743
I've jus been having a look about as well for the sauce.
There is more of it here, but still incomplete.
http://imgur.com/a/3yK8a#0
>>1156782
Don't tease lad, dump the full set.
>>1156787
Many Church's do adhere to a doctrine of Mary's perpetual virginity. Jesus's step borthers/sisters were the children of Joseph from a previous marriage. Joseph were chosen by lot by God to betroth Mary to look after her, not to fuck her
>>1156798
>>wanting to murder people because they mock your religious beliefs.
Christians do not belong in modern secular society and should be exiled from it.
>>1156961
There is only one thing wrong with your post: God does not exist.
>>1156988
>should be exiled from it
Not him but you're leeching off Christian civilization and culture you pathetic rebellious atheist.
>>1156999
>The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good. The LORD looks down from heaven on the children of man, to see if there are any who understand, who seek after God.
Psalm 14:1-2
>>1156798
>Butthurt over imaginary friend
Better stick to your Sunday morning echo chamber, m8
>>1156961
>mad
>>1157000
lol because there were no pathetic weirdos at all 200 years ago
none
at
all
>>1157000
No, I'm leeching off of a secular civilization and culture, as much as you might wish it to be the contrary, the modern west is at most culturally christian.
>>1157005
Is that an atempt at making a point?
1/10 an effort was made
>>1157000
>Christian civilization and culture
You mean European civilization, Europe prospered despite Christianity not because of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7a8TGrpNo
>>1156961
I love when chrisfags flapp their mouth-vaginas about sjws yet get triggered so easily. Please, continue posting.
>>1157010
200 years ago the freaks were not glorified.
>>1157012
There is no such thing as "secular civilization and culture". Try to name 1 (one) atheist civilization. Good luck.
>>1157015
>For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Claiming to be wise, they became fools.
Romans 1:19-22
>>1157022
secular =/= atheist
>>1157022
Secular does not mean atheist. It simply means that religion and state are kept separate.
>>1157025
That's a Catholic, not a Christian. You can tell the difference by the Catholic worshiping Mary, and the Christian worshiping Jesus.
>>1157024
>/pol/
>Christian
Do not associate me with those pseudo-Christians, thanks.
>Europe prospered despite Christianity
Non-Christian Africans and Americans were more civilized than non-Christian Europeans.
>>1157032
Reminder that you are not Catholic because of this mentally deranged man:
>"If your papist annoys you with that word (i.e. alone), tell him straightaway: Doctor Martin Luther will have it so: Papists and asses are one and the same thing. Whoever will not have my translation, let him give it the go-by: the devil's thanks to him who censures it without my will and knowledge. LUTHER WILL HAVE IT SO, AND HE IS A DOCTOR ABOVE ALL THE DOCTORS IN POPEDOM."
Amicable Discussions, I, 127, ‘The Facts About Luther’, O’Hare, Tan Books (1987), p201
>"Christ committed adultery first of all with the women at the well about whom St. John tells us. Was not everybody about Him saying: ‘Whatever has He been doing with her?’ Secondly, with Mary Magdalen, and thirdly with the women taken in adultery whom He dismissed so lightly. Thus even, Christ who was so righteous, must have been guilty of fornication before He died."
t. Martin Luther
http://www.protestanterrors.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd66KXIbAjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL2Hyve-kwg
>>1157037
>>the greco-romans weren't civilized before the christians showed up
Nice to see that biblethumpers have about as much knowledge of history as they do of biology, cosmology and most scientific topics in general.
>>1157032
>>1157043
Luke 1:48 - Mary prophesies that all generations shall call her blessed, as Catholics do in the "Hail Mary" prayer. What Protestant churches have existed in all generations (none), and how many of them call Mary blessed with special prayers and devotions?
Gal. 4:4 - God sent His Son, born of a woman, to redeem us. Mary is the woman with the redeemer. By calling Mary co-redemptrix, we are simply calling Mary "the woman with the redeemer." This is because "co" is from the Latin word "cum" which means "with." Therefore, "co-redemptrix" means "woman with the redeemer." Mary had a unique but subordinate role to Jesus in salvation.
Eph. 1:1; Phil. 1:1; Col. 1:2 - the word "saints" (in Hebrew "qaddiysh") means "holy" ones. So Mary is called Holy, the greatest Saint of all.
Luke 2:35 - Simeon prophesies that a sword would also pierce Mary's soul. Mary thus plays a very important role in our redemption. While Jesus' suffering was all that we needed for redemption, God desired Mary to participate on a subordinate level in her Son's suffering, just as he allows us to participate through our own sufferings.
Luke 2:19,51 - Mary kept in mind all these things as she pondered them in her heart. Catholics remember this by devoting themselves to Mary's Immaculate Heart and all the treasures and wisdom and knowledge contained therein.
>>1157044
>Mediterranean world
>rest of Europe
Pick one.
>>1156789
It's from a comic called Doc Frankenstein.
>>1157055
Nice butthurt, but the sad reality for you is that the modern west wouldn't exist without the greco-roman civilization that preceded your christianized germanic kingdoms. I could more easily remove christian influence from the modern world then I could the influence of the greeks and romans. The frigging gospels themselves were probably first written in greek, the spread of christian faith through europe occurred because of the existence of the roman empire.
You are powerfully fucking stupid and one other thing, those primitive germanics reached the americas before columbus did.
>>1157059
Thanks, anon. There are still good people on this board.
>>1156719
this is top tier banter
>>1157074
>I could more easily remove christian influence from the modern world then I could the influence of the greeks and romans
meme #1
>the spread of christian faith through europe occurred because of the existence of the roman empire
meme #2
>those primitive germanics reached the americas before columbus did
...and got BTFO
>>1156961
All this mad over a few insulting images.
lol
>>1157086
>blasphemy
>banter
Pick one.
JEHOVAHED
>>1157095
>get's upset over a comic
literally a muslim
>>1157089
Oh wow, the assrage is real, so real that he's posting stupid apologist pics again.
lawls.
>>1156961
Like most bullies, the ultra religious have incredibly thin skins
I kek every time you are all so predictable
>>1157095
>>muh blasphemy
cry more
>>1157105
>apologist pics
I literally got that one from an atheist website.
>le trole face
>>>/r/atheism
>>1157043
I don't give two figs for what the virulently anti-semetic Catholic friar Martin Luther thought.
ELOHIMED.icon
>>1157110
This is a facial reconstruction based on 3 random skulls which have absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ.
All of the following features are imagined:
- wide opened eyes
- raised eyebrows
- thick lips
- mouth breathing
- patchy beard
- JUST-tier haircut
The blasphemous association that is made between this and Jesus Christ is absurd.
Why is it not being associated with Saint Joseph or any of the apostles? This ugly person looks like Jesus Christ as much as it looks like Bashar Al-Assad.
Take this stale meme back to facebook.
>>1157047
Mary was blessed to be the woman chosen to give birth to the Messiah, an honor every Jewish girl wanted, and only one received.
She's not a goddess. She's not supernatural. She's not specially equipped to birth God, nor did God begin to exist in her womb.
>>1157113
>I don't give two figs
Yet he's responsible for the heretical doctrines to which you subscribe today.
>>1157103
And the Muslims aren't wrong about that. They may be devil worshipers, but the idea that blasphemy must be rightfully punished by a righteous blow to the neck is pretty accurate
>>1157111
I don't really care where you got it from to be honest. It doesn't refute anything I or anyone else said, and christianity only became the predominant religion in the roman empire because of state persecution of non-christians ordered by Theodosius in the late 4th century.
>>1157116
>She's not a goddess
Nice strawmanning.
>>1157115
Friend, concern yourself not with these people's insults to Jesus, but concern yourself with the spreading of the gospel of Jesus, which is why you are here. He died for such as these.
>>1157126
>christianity only became the predominant religion in the roman empire because of state persecution of non-christians ordered by Theodosius in the late 4th century
This is a meme. What don't you understand?
>>1157121
Nope. The bible, as it turns out, predates Martin Luther. The Catholic. Who's probably in hell, considering his work was "On the Jews and Their Lies", comparable to Mein Kampf. And quoted in Mein Kampf.
>>1157123
>sperging the fuck out over simple banter is okay
spotted the australian
>>1157123
As in all things, the muslims are wrong here too. You cannot blaspheme a man, even if that man is a prophet of God.
Which Mohammad was not.
In addition to being a cuck-queen isn't Mary also an immigrant?
>>1157103
Muslims get upset when Satan is insulted, not me.
>>1157121
Every. Single. Time. You're like the ABATAP of /his/, Christposter.
>>1157127
Blessed.
Mother of God.
Queen of Heaven.
Hail Mary prayer.
Statues/Idols of Mary.
Co-Mediatrix with Jesus.
Born sinless.
Did not die, but ascended into heaven.
Yup. You think her a goddess.
>>1157115
Keep crying bitch, it was produced by a team of forensic scientists who based their work off of skulls found in Judea. It's far more likely to be what jesus actually looked like then any amount of art you've posted in this thread could be.
>>1157086
I like how Gabriel is literally Yahweh's wingman here.
>>1157133
>The bible, as it turns out, predates Martin Luther
...yes, unlike his doctrines.
>>1157147
Whatever face He wears, you will see it at Judgment Day.
And you're really not ready for that.
>>1157132
It's not a meme. Without Theodosius greco-roman polytheism would have an unbroken link between the past and present rather then there just being re-constructionist groups.
>>1157135
It's not simple banter, it's blasphemy, the ultimate sin. In the perfect world, an inquisition would now be at your doorstep and would be discussing the best way to execute you, as you deserve to be
>>1157150
Which were Catholic.....are you so mind controlled that you do not recognize that Martin Luther was a Catholic friar? Who wanted to remain a Catholic friar?
>>1156980
It's interesting the James Ossuary says, "James, SON OF JOSEPH, brother of Jesus."
Not "Son of Mary" as how Jesus is referred to in Mark.
The actual ossuary artifact is pretty interesting. No one can substantially prove it's a forgery, yet the Israeli government took the collector to court for simply claiming it wasn't fake.
>>1157147
More like a mash-up based on 3 random skulls computerized and given random imagined features which you don't get from a skull such as long ear lobes.
It's not "the face of Jesus". That face has nothing to do with Jesus. It looks like Jesus as much as it looks like Bashar.
Go back to facebook with this stale meme.
Are you an afrocentrist btw?
>>1157103
>you are not allowed to dislike it when people shit on your religion at all in any way
>>1157151
ooooooohhhhh real scary.
>>1156787
Reminder that everyone that is named as Jesus brother in the gospels has two completely different parents than him who are also named as their parents
They do not mean biological siblings
>>1157158
Yup. Another nail in the coffin of the Catholic blasphemy of Mary's deity.
They have a bible with two books written by James, brother of Jesus and son of Joseph, and Jude.
And claim that neither is Jesus' brother, because the word for brother can sometimes also cover a cousin situation.
It's ponderous.
>>1157163
I never post images, and I am a born again Christian.
>>1157167
I know. I thought the situation serious enough to tell you the truth, so that you can change your mind.
>>1157169
Nonsense. People can read it above. The locals of Nazareth were having none of this special Jesus stuff. He was just a local, like them, in a small and benighted support town to the local Roman troops. They did not believe He was God. They grew up with Him, and did not believe He was God. As did James, his asshole half-brother.
>>1157160
>whining when people shit on your religion
>coming from a religion that exterminated whole religions for not agreeing with them
You christcucks are literally SJW tier. It's really disturbing.
Combining that with your insistence that those who insult Christ should be killed gives me the impression that all of you people are pretty shitty people to be honest
>>1157180
The guy insisting on Jesus having long hair I have called friend, and not brother. I am not sure he is my brother. He appears to be a one issue poster.
Mary got SAVED
>>1156988
It's not murder when they blaspheme.
also;
>he fell for the violence is bad meme
>>1157186
That's Catholic bloodlust you see, not Christian. We know what the world did to Jesus, and we're not surprised when we get the same treatment as He did. Nor are we murderous, as all vengeance belongs to Him; only He has hands clean enough to extract vengeance upon this world, and only He will do so.
It is a fearful thing to find yourself in the hands of a living God.
>>1157189
He seems to love calling Islam "Demonic", but yeah by the looks of it you're probably right
Keep on keepin on, anon
>>1157179
>>I thought
Really? You're capable of thinking? Could've fooled me, if you were capable of thinking you would have realized by now that nobody on 4chan is going to be converted by threats of a hell we don't believe exists and for which no evidence exist outside of crank websites and daydreams of deluded apologists.
>>1157190
Right there at the empty tomb! Hallelujah!
And God has shielded her from all of these Whores of Babylon acolyte's meaningless prayers and blasphemies and abominations!
>>1157163
So it is not as you thought; the long haired Jesus guy is a self-admitted Catholic.
>>1157196
>no posts about how pedophilia is bad
What a surprise
>>1157202
I have seen eight men come to life here, and know that there have been many more. I understand your point; it is not wise to plant seeds in a lava bed.
And yet, even in a lava bed, a seed takes hold once in a while. It suffices.
>>1156488
the ORIGINAL cuck
>>1157208
Apparently the muslim world believes that since it is not expressly forbidden in the qur'an, and as their "perfect man" at 54 married a 6 year old girl, it's open season.
Most of the catholic pederasty falls more in the satanic abuse of the innocents category.
>>1157189
>insisting on Jesus having long hair
?
>I have called friend, and not brother
For it was fitting that He, for whom and by whom all things exist, in bringing many sons to glory, should make the founder of their salvation perfect through suffering. For He who sanctifies and those who are sanctified all have one source. That is why He is not ashamed to call them brothers
Hebrews 2:10-11
>>1157172
>Mary's deity
Stop strawmanning.
>>1157221
Jesus is not ashamed to call me His brother, no.
I do not call you brother, because you are not my brother in Christ Jesus.
You are the long haired Jesus picture guy, and a self-admitted catholic. Unless and until I see a Christian testimony from you, that's how I see things.
>>1157229
If your church stops raping little boys
>>1157199
>He seems to love calling Islam "Demonic"
I don't love doing that but despite the truth being unsettling, it has to be told.
>>1157231
Yes. The Word of the Lord does not return void.
>>1157233
>long haired Jesus
He wasn't short-haired and I'm not posting images of "long haired Jesus", I'm simply posting depictions of Him because it triggers euphoric atheists.
>>1157249
You should meet Jesus before you "defend" Jesus.
>>1156488
>>1157257
>>1156488
pretty clever desu
>>1157249
>I'm simply posting depictions of Him because it triggers euphoric atheists.
That doesn't trigger me.
Now, you giving your possessions away to the poor, like your Bible tells you to, that would.
Of course, you never will. Because you're a piece of shit hypocrite.
>>1157269
You think that guy is the rich young ruler from 2000 years ago?
Do you have any evidence of that?
>>1157249
>pictures of Jesus trigger atheists.
Yeah, no.
>>1157252
You should stop behaving like a self-righteous Pharisee if you truly consider yourself Christian.
>Therefore let us not pass judgment on one another any longer, but rather decide never to put a stumbling block or hindrance in the way of a brother.
Romans 14:13
Stay focused on the blasphemous atheists ITT, friendo.
>>1157273
I wonder why this was posted then >>1157110 >>1157147
>>1157272
No, but I do have evidence that our Cathocuck in this thread has a very selective way of following the Bible. It goes a little something like this:
>Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. - Matthew 19:21
So, Cathocuck, you know what to do now. Turn off your PC and give it to the first homeless bum.
Unless, of course, you're some kind of heretic
>>1157276
I'm more concerned with atheists believing anything that catholics tell them, because once they do, they're twice the children of the devil as they were before.
>>1156719
This meme is theologically inaccurate
>tfw I don't believe a person came back from the dead and was born from a woman who was not impregnated
Feels good, man.
>>1157284
It looks like a picture of Jesus to me.
You're saying you decided atheists are triggered by pictures of Jesus because one posted a picture of Jesus?
>religious logic
>>1157292
Why? Because Matthew 19:21 actually forced Christcucks to put their money where their mouth is?
Yeah, i can see how that would trigger Christ's little army of special snowflakes
you christcucks are such an embarassment
>>1156488
This bait wouldn't even fly on /pol/.
Can we just have a "checkmate atheists" sticky, and be done with it?
>>1157287
You are biblically illiterate.
>>1157289
Poor soul. Your delusion is truly astounding, if it weren't for the Holy Catholic Church you would be a pagan worshipping demonic spirits today.
>>1157304
No, but your shitty eisegesis makes anything possible doesn't it
>Hey Joe the Cuck are you sure that Mary is giving birth to the son of god and not someone elses kid?
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>1157302
You can reject Him all you want while Satan rubs his hands but when you will die and wake up to find yourself bodyless, alone and floating in a dark void with your memories, sins and fear of eternal damnation tormenting your poor soul, we both know that you won't be screaming Richard Dawkins' name, Sam Harris', Hitchens', Buddha's or whatever New Age guru you nu-male atheists admire nowadays. No, you'll be screaming the Son of Man's Holy name, supplicating.
May God have mercy on your soul.
>>1157308
We could provide the religious with some tips on the sticky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghtoPiAE1sA
>>1157320
Waiter! This copypasta has gone stale!
>>1157303
>posted a picture of Jesus
It isn't. It is a mash-up based on 3 random skulls computerized and given random imagined unattractive features which you don't get from a skull such as long ear lobes.
It looks like Jesus Christ as much as it looks like Bashar Al-Assad.
You can pretend otherwise as much as you want but your delusion will never come true.
Is pic related "a picture of Boudica"?
>>1157311
Sure I am. When the Bible doesn't benefit you, it suddenly doesn't count and is conveniently a metaphor.
Way to expose your real priorities, cathocuck. All you care about in the Bible is the moral 'highground' it gives you so you can be judgmental to people who apparently don't reach that of your pedochurch, but when it comes to actually doing something that benefits others, it's magically invalid, because the CatchaKidsm has magically ruled against it in some obscure ruling.
Way to go. You're a piece of shit hypocrite and you deserve all the shit you get, Kid-o-lick
>>1157146
>Blessed.
Yes, by God
>Mother of God.
She is literally the mother of Christ
Christ was God
Therefore she was the mother of God
>Hail Mary prayer.
Yes all from the gospel of Luke
>Statues/Idols of Mary.
No more idolatry than a picture of your mother
>Co-Mediatrix with Jesus.
http://www.catholic.com/magazine/articles/mary-mother-of-salvation
I know you have no intention of reading what I post, but this is for anyone else interested
>Born sinless.
http://fisheaters.com/mary.html
>Did not die, but ascended into heaven.
This is a very subtle lie about what Catholics believe
She did not ascend to heaven, as this implies she could do it herself
She was assumed into heaven by God
And whether or not she died isn't church teaching
You can believe she did die before she was assumed as a Catholic
>>1157330
>When the Bible doesn't benefit you
When?
>pedochurch
Reminder:
>Sue Widemark A Penn State historian, Philip Jenkins, has done in-depth research of pedophilia and sexual abuse among the clergy and has come up with some rather eye opening facts (Pedophiles and Priests, Anatomy of a Crisis, Oxford University Press, 1996, Paperback edition, 2001). It seems that while .2 to 1.7 percent of Catholic clergy have been guilty of pedophilia (or sexual abuse particularly of boys, p. 80-82), a whopping 10 percent of Protestant ministers have been found guilty of sexual misconduct with a 2 or 3 percent pedophilia rate (p. 50-52).
>This is all the more interesting, notes Jenkins, since there has been NO media term "Pastor Pedophilia" coined at all! Jenkins theorizes that the media, proving the 'point' of the 'necessity' of sexual promiscuity, overemphasizes any instance of pedophilia found among the Catholic clergy since it can use this to criticize the entire idea of celibacy. But it is interesting that the NON Celibate Protestant ministers have a MUCH GREATER problem with it than the celibate Catholic priests!
>Jenkins' research was based on several highly respected studies and statistics. He points out that whereas sexual misconduct has always been a problem, among Catholic and non-Catholic clergy as well as among the general populace, what is new now is that the 'problem' of priest sexual abuse, constructed by the media as a result of a 'moral panic' occurring in the mid-1980's.
http://www.catholic-convert.com/wp-content/uploads/SexInProtestantChurches.pdf
>>1157320
Didn't read, don't care. You still believe that a man came back from the dead and was born from a woman who wasn't impregnated.
>>1157330
Except your interpretation isn't correct
Your shitty modernistic eisegesis has no bearing on how Catholics should understand the bible
>>1157337
>When?
When you have to give all your possessions to the poor, kiddiefiddler
>>1157340
Again your interpretation is wrong
>>1157328
I have no interest in the debate of what Jesus looked like because it is pointless.
It's a purported picture of Jesus.
No one knows what he looked like so every purported image of Jesus is equally correct.
>>1157304
No, that's absurd. Jesus told one young rich Jew ruler to give away what was holding him personally back from the Kingdom of God.
You were told, or mistook, what Jesus told that one rich Jew for something that all "real" christians must do. It's simply false.
All real Christians must confess that Jesus is Lord, died for the sins of mankind, and rose from the dead.
That's it.
>>1157311
The arrogance of Rome, on display.
>>1157338
>a man
The Son of Man.
>born from a woman who wasn't impregnated
If you were a god, would you let a non-perpetual virgin bear your holy child?
>>1157339
>Except your interpretation doesn't benefit me and requires me to leave my mom's basement
fify
>>1157332
Thank you for confessing to your blasphemies and abominations. Do you have any intent on repentance?
>>1157005
I can quote scripture too
>And the LORD was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
Judges 1:19
>>1157348
>>If you were a god, would you let a non-perpetual virgin bear your holy child?
Uhh yeah? Why the fuck not?
>>1157341
No, it doesn't benefit you. That's something different.
I simply show very clearly what a piece of shit you are, and that you only follow the Bible when you get rewards off of it, not when you're actually asked to sacrifice your time and effort for others.
Because, again, you're a piece of shit hypocrite
>>1157348
>If you were a god, would you let a non-perpetual virgin bear your holy child?
No, I wouldn't exist.
>>1157342
That's a retarded picture tbqh
If you're incapable of understanding that different genres require different interpretation that's on ypu
>>1157359
Except your interpretation is incorrect
Maybe look for any commentary on that verse to see why
>>1157342
isnt the whole seven day thing just a translation error and it really translates to "seven time periods"
>>1157348
God sounds a bit like an /a/non when you put it that way. He wants to fuck a pure, perpetual virgin who will also be his mom. Is Mary best waifu?
>>1157342
>I have no interest in the debate of what Jesus looked like because it is pointless.
I agree.
His phenotype is unimportant when you consider the fact that He was God on Earth.
>For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground; he had no form or majesty that we should look at him, and no beauty that we should desire him.
Isaiah 53:2
He was not a fashion model, though that horrid facial reconstruction based on 3 random skulls which is associated with Him (rather than any other ancient West Asian) is simply blasphemous.
>>1157344
Sorry, but you're done. You should leave this thread now, just to save face. You've just exposed yourself and your faith for being an utterly empty and consequence free moral shell, which apparently acquires no effort of any kind.
All it apparently acquires is you shitposting on an internet forum, scolding people for not following a religion you don't follow either. Or have you given away all your possessions to the poor in the meantime?
>>1156772
Don't believe heretic protestants. She remained a Virgin throughout her life and her body was assumed into Heaven
>>1157348
Of course.
>>1156488
Why do all painting show mary as an adult when she was most likely 12 yo when she got GOD'D ?
>>1157365
Or maybe you should come to the understanding that words don't mean shit if they're not tied to any action. Saying you possess virtue means nothing when you never show this in any action whatsoever. You handwaving about interpretations doesn't change this. If you helped the poor and sacrificed your time and money to do so, no one would have any problem interpreting that as the actions of someone with virtue.
However, you don't, so I can only conclude that you're a hypocritical piece of shit. Your actions, or rather lack thereof, speak far louder than your words
>>1157362
That's pretty fucking hilarious.
Remind me at what point Christians worldwide came to a consensus about which parts of the bible are literal and which are metaphorical.
To smugly stand on your high horse and say it is obvious when Christian denominations range from Episcopalians who are starting to treat even the gospels as metaphor to nutters who insist giants were real and the Universe is 6000 years old is beyond pathetic.
>>1157353
>The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.
Judges 1:19
Any questions?
>>1157389
giants were real tho
>>1156988
>Christians don't belong in the society's they created
WEW
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>>1157395
How were you able to become so euphoric without converting to Atheism?
>>1157389
>Remind me at what point Christians worldwide came to a consensus about which parts of the bible are literal and which are metaphorical.
Catholic doctrine and dogma.
>>1157374
Even if I were a christian I would still find this claim absurd. There is no reason for this person to remain a virgin after the birth of jesus other then a worldview that views sex as inherently evil.
>>1157408
>resorting to memes
At least you tried.
>>1157416
you are not a christian so your opinion is worthless. If you don't believe in Jesus of course you are not going to believe in a more obscure part of the theology
>>1157416
See >>1157348
>>1157411
So a fundamental aspect of the faultless doctrine given to us by the creator of the universe was decided by the consensus of an organization that systematically covers up for pedophiles? Because that sounds really legit
>>1157369
No, the bible is very specific on yom in that case meaning 24 hour day, as there is a morning and an evening on each day.
>>1157055
>Implying the Celts weren't civilized
>Especially compared to early christians
>>1157420
I'm not the guy arguing with you.
>>1157373
All it requires is believing the truth. That Jesus really is God, that He really did pay the sin debt of humanity, and that He really did rise from the dead.
You're the person I'm here to reach. I'm going nowhere, Lord willing.
>>1157374
That's more important to you than the resurrection of Jesus Christ, isn't it.
Where are the fossil remains of the pre-adamic race that was wiped out for being slothful and rejecting God?
>>1157397
Arrogant Luther was also an arrogant Catholic. Way to make your points.
>>1157457
No such civilization existed, only angels.
>>1157461
It is. You'd rather have Mary be a virgin than Jesus be alive.
>>1157464
it does not matter how many pathetic and childish strawmen you create, anon. Truth is only one, Jesus founded only one Church, and until you repent and join it you are not saved.
>>1157479
>Church membership saves people.
That really is what you believe.
>>1157499
no, partaking in the eucharist and the other sacraments saves people.
>>1157443
>Jewhouse.jpg
>>1157426
>>you are not a christian so your opinion is worthless.
Except other christians don't buy into perpetual virginity either, but apparently they aren't "Real Christians" because your church and it's traditions say so, which is fucking asinine thinking frankly.
>>1157460
He is the reason why you are not Catholic. That is my point.
>>1157517
Oh look, co-opted greco-roman architecture, real convincing.
>>1157518
If you don't believe in Jesus of course you are not going to believe in a more obscure part of the theology
>>1157507
>If I'm a God
But you aren't.
>>1157518
http://fisheaters.com/mary.html
>>1157510
More blasphemies and abominations.
You have no idea what salvation is, or how to be saved. Your faith is in the Whore of Babylon, and she cannot save herself.
>>1157537
Prove he isn't.
>>1157523
Your point is asinine. You believe your church when they say that all "protestants" were created at the Reformation.
There have continually been Christians since Pentecost 32 AD who have escaped Rome's clutches.
I would never be a papist because I read, and I remember.
>>1157510
no "If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
>>1157546
nice projection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8
you are welcome
>>1157540
Nobody will read it, don't bother
People here (Protestant, Orthodox, or Fedora) are not interested in actually hearing why Catholics teach things they do, or what the justifications are. This place is a mix of evilbible.com, /r/atheism, chick tracts, and OrthodoxChristianity.net
>>1157561
I don't think he can even read that sentence, much less understand it, much less actually do it. I would like to see him try, though.
>>1157579
The Vatican is the most evil institution on earth, and you people prove it here every single day.
>>1157537
>>If you were a god, would you let a non-perpetual virgin bear your holy child?
This was the question in one of your posts, and I responded with:
>>1157510
>Uhh yeah? Why the fuck not? If I'm a God I see no reason to insist on the women who bears my child being a virgin for the rest of her life.
How in the name of Mary's well fucked funhole is this post an effective response?
Why the fuck do you think that I or anyone else necessarily shares your specific hangups about sex and virginity?
>>1157529
>early christianity was jewish
Here there is not Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave, free; but Christ is all, and in all.
Colossians 3:11
>>1157579
I know, people who don't want to hear truth will never hear it
>>1157554
The burden of proof is on him.
>>1157540
Hmm yeah no, this doesn't disprove what I said. This ever virgin thing is just you being prudish.
>>1157586
93 minute video.
kek
I have no idea what your papist nonsense was supposed to be, but here's justification in the bible:
Romans 4
Abraham Justified by Faith
What then shall we say that Abraham our father has found according to the flesh? For if Abraham was justified by works, he has something to boast about, but not before God. For what does the Scripture say? “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.” Now to him who works, the wages are not counted as grace but as debt.
David Celebrates the Same Truth
But to him who does not work but believes on Him who justifies the ungodly, his faith is accounted for righteousness, just as David also describes the blessedness of the man to whom God imputes righteousness apart from works:
“Blessed are those whose lawless deeds are forgiven,
And whose sins are covered;
Blessed is the man to whom the Lord shall not impute sin.”
>>1157395
Why couldn't the all powerful defeat iron chariots?
>>1157605
Watch the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8
>>1157546
That's hilarious coming from a proddy.
Reminder:
>>1134341 >>1134346 >>1134348 >>1134350
>He will render to each one according to his works: to those who by patience in well-doing seek for glory and honor and immortality, he will give eternal life.
Romans 2:6-7
http://www.scripturecatholic.com/salvation.html
http://www.scripturecatholic.com/justification.html
>>1157604
It's worse than being prudish; it's turning Mary into a goddess "undefiled by man".
It's a spiritual sickness, and the only cure is 2500 degree sulfur.
>>1157605
>>1157609
No.
Make your own points or bugger off.
>>1157555
Are you pentecostal?
>>1157610
Yes, Jesus will reward you for your works. In the lake of fire. That's where the filthy rags of your righteousness will be rewarded.
>>1157610
Reminder that I don't give a shit about your verses until you put your faith into action and start helping the poor
>>1157602
You asked specifically if I would let a woman who wasn't a perpetual virgin bare my holy child or whatever If I were a deity, and I say that yes I would and then you respond with "lol psych your not god lolololzers".
Are you even capable of logic?
>>1157619
No.
Are you a born again Christian?
>>1157561
That's not enough.
>>1157617
>>1157605
Why are you so scared of truth? If you are in the right, that video won't change your mind. If you are wrong, it will:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8
If you do not watch it you are admitting you don't want to be right and follow what God wants you to
>>1157584
Non praevalebunt.
>>1157626
Romans 10
that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the Scripture says, “Whoever believes on Him will not be put to shame.”
Bible says it is.
>>1157627
You're insane if you think I am going to watch a 93 minute video that you can't recall one single decent argument from, and are prepared to defend.
>>1157629
Do you think you idiots are raiding hell, and hell's gates will fall before you?
Where is that in the bible?
>>1157597
>Implying early christianity wasn't Jewish.
Tell me where is the bible primarily set (its even worse than what your thinking)? And what race and culture did Jesus and his pals belong too?
>>1157633
You were just told how to be saved, and you said "it's not enough".
To you, what Jesus did is "not enough".
>>1157597
Oh yeah, that was totally built by people who weren't influenced by Greco Roman architecture you sure showed me with them bible verses there.
Oh wait, you didn't actually prove a fucking thing.
>>1157627
>writing in/on your bible
disgusting
>>1157634
thank you for proving us once again that protestants are anti-intellectual rednecks who cannot handle a small instructional video.
The video is long because the topic is complex. I wouldn't be able to accurately describe the ins and outs of the position by a couple of lines of text.
Watch it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8
>>1157650
>worshipping a book
idolater
>>1157654
i dont worship it, but i cant stand when people write in their books
shits unaesthetic as fuck
>>1157597
>Built in the 5th century
>>1157652
You can post the video, but you can't point out one single solitary thing in it.
And we're the anti-intellectuals?
>>1157639
Don't tempt him, he'll start quoting Revelations
>>1157621
>let me deny biblical teachings and scare you with hell
It's like you're a demon or something.
>Put away all malice and all deceit and hypocrisy and envy and all slander. Like newborn infants, long for the pure spiritual milk, that by it you may grow up into salvation—if indeed you have tasted that the Lord is good.
1 Peter 2:1-3
>>1157652
Dude? I'm an atheist and I honestly don't blame him. You are arguably one of the dumbest people on the board and you have done nothing but shitpost over and over again.
>>1157666
nice try satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8
>>1157673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8
>>1157624
>f I were a deity
But you're not.
>>1157630
The Holy Bible also says this >>1157610
Your faith without works is dead.
>yfw Joseph was a gullable cuck
>>1157672
Google "filthy rags" to see what your "works of righteousness" are to a holy God.
>>1157640
>Early Christianity means Jesus and his 12 Apostles
>>1157680
How in the fuck is that an effective answer to my response to the question you posted here >>1157348 ?.
Are you even capable of logic?
>>1157648
>Here there is not Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave, free; but Christ is all, and in all.
Colossians 3:11
What don't you understand?
