>Meanwhile in antiquity /his/......
Why do the flying birds, upon crossing the sun's course, appear to fly behind it rather than before it ?
>ROUND EARTHERS BTFO
did you lads see the coliseum matches last night
fucking brutal
>alexander
>the
>great
I don't wanna be racist but why can't cumskins seem to ever get civilized? Is it genetic?
Did you see the graffiti on the baths wall? Apparently, Quintus is seeing Agrippina, but he's wed to Livia!
>>1151484
That's the 20th damn Jew to be claiming the title of Christ just this month. At least this one isn't raising an army, but I heard he went on rampage and wrecked the coin exchange, so I suppose we'll have to put this one down as well.
>This exists as a stock photo...
Anybody else been bothered by Socrates lately? I was trying to buy some olives the other day and he wouldn't take the hint and just piss off. I swear to god when I finally told him I didn't want to argue and to go away he acted like he won some sort of grand debate and then went on his merry way to annoy another.
I pray to the gods that in the next age, men like Socrates will no longer be around, starting pointless arguments for their own amusement.
>>1151523
>dem nipples
>dem abs
>dat stomach
I don't get why we have an entire discussion ground for the work of Herodotus
Did you guys hear? I heard Diogenes completely BTFO Alexander the other day. What a dog!
>>1151526
He is really corrupting the youth with that shit too. I hope someone kills him.
Gaius and his bro 4 lyfe Aulus wuz here.
>>1151538
>Alexander
>the
>Great
Oogah Boogah Rockstop!
Daily reminder that the Imperium Romanum is neither Imperial nor Roman
On an unrelated note, does anyone know who this guy is? His attire is nothing like I've ever seen, sure he must be some sort of effeminate barbarian?
>>1151538
Diogenes believes he is wiser than Plato, but he's nothing but a madman.
That menace should've been exiled from the city after that incident at the theatre.
>>1151538
I was at a dinner party and that Fucker pissed on someones leg and keeps shining a Lantern in people's face during the middle of the day.
Personally getting sick of him and his cynic shit.
I just saw an Egyptian tourist today, and it was... wierd.
I don't know, I mean, I don't want to be racist or anything, but he was a little more... dark skinned, than I expected.
>>1151573
it appears to be some sort of bony woman who cares not for her unsightly eyebrows
>>1151603
Would you say he was a monarch of some kind?
I just cut my finder on a knife. The doctor said I'm gonna die by the end of the week. Oh well, I've lived a long life, almost reached 30.
>>1151641
Can I have your grinding stones
pls be in
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>>1151651
Everything goes to my youngest grandson.
>>1151625
I don't know... he did call me "ayo senpai" and "niguh" however. What could that mean? Some sort of egyptian royal greeting?
>>1151661
May Jupiter grant you a painful death
>>1151573
>Turnus did nothing wrong
>>1151641
come pay me for boiling herbs and intoxicating fungus insead and I can spare you of your doom
>>1151538
i say he is, he interrupted our class with plato by shoving a naked chicken to his face. the absolute degenerate.
>>1151641
>Not praying to Asklepios to heal you
τοπ kεk lad, you deserve to die
>>1151699
Do you think maybe he is being this aggressive as a form of a new way to communicate with people? I might call that... "banta"
>>1151526
I saw Socrates at a market stand in athens yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for lessons or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boy slaves in his hands without paying.
The girl at the stand was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the slaves and started counting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to count them each individually “to prevent any sophistic infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she counted each slave and put them in chains and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by arguing the nature of truth really loudly.
>>1151704
>implying Asklepios didn't heal his greatest sickness of them all
>>1151730
Which is that lad?
>>1151739
Life.
>>1151743
:^(
*builds a mud hut*
>>1151768
Tyrone this is the middle of Athens what are you doing
>>1151777
I'm coveting these digits
>>1151714
can't say but ilike it, also who's this little chucklefuck called aristotle that plato took in? also have you heard of the mooks far west calling themselves romans?
>>1151718
>buying from women
Was she menstruating? He'll regret buying unclean goods later.
What's the deal with Romans?
They can barely row and they're barely men.
Did you guys hear of those weirdos over in italy stealing our gods ?
>>1151875
plebeian why must you walk around this forum with your name written on some wood hung from your neck?
Jupiter smite you barbarian.
>>1151881
May zeus forgive me for leaving my name chain on dominus
>>1151892
quam miseri dei tibi sunt
>>1151845
[JEWSER WAS CRUCIFIED FOR THIS POST]
>>1151892
Oy vey?!?!?!??!?!?
FUCKING ROMANS QUIT INVADING MY LANDS REEEEEEEE
t.Parthia
>>1151905
SACKING OF CARTHAGO WAS AN INSIDE JOB
>>1151718
>women
>working
I am not sure in what degenarating, destructed society you live in, but it sure isn't Athens.
>>1151928
Pardon me, I must have mistaken your dad
>>1151949
What the fuck did you just say about my dad you fucking wanker?
Hey, no worries. That was nothing but a demonstration of my new invention in language, I call it a banta. I think this could really make these anonymous forums a little more exciting.
>>1151963
>you fucking wanker?
Did you just call me a fucking cynic?
Sparta is the best, good thing we dystroyed our own walls when we lost the war :^)
>>1151990
>sparta
Not so tough now eh?
>>1151732
ARE
>>1152431
IMPERATORS
>>1151467
Why didn't the barbarous tribes of the far-north ever develop beyond the lowly straw hut. Is it due to lack of sun?
>>1151668
Not the other guy, but could that Egyptian man be described as "the shit" or "in a variety showed by shit" when discussing his rank?
>christians will worship this
>>1152837
little donkey is the worst christmas carol
