Post a better waifu. I dare you.
Genius-level IQ, witty, pure virgin, pious, etc.
You cannot surpass that. Not even in another dimension.
>Not wanting a qt greek willing to do anything in bed
>>1096354
>histrionic personality
>big nose
>unrestrained mega-hypergamy
>degenerate
The fucking better be good.
>>1096377
> degenerate
She was one of the smartest women of all times.
>>1096377
> histrionic personality
more fun than a boring girl
>Big nose
I see no problem
>mega-hypergamy
think of all the kinky gangbangs you'd have
>degenerate
That's how I like them
>>1096223
You just can't beat Alice Roosevelt Longworth for general hilarity
> I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
>If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
>The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
>He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle [regarding Woodrow Wilson]
>My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
>Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
> Alice publicly supported her father's 1912 Bull Moose presidential candidacy, while her husband stayed loyal to his mentor, President Taft. During that election cycle, she appeared on stage with her father's vice presidential candidate, Hiram Johnson, in Longworth's own district. Longworth later lost by about 105 votes and she joked that she was worth at least 100 votes (meaning she was the reason he lost). However, he was elected again in 1914 and stayed in the House for the rest of his life.[3]
Alice's campaign against her husband caused a permanent chill in her marriage. During their marriage, she carried on numerous affairs. As reported in Carol Felsenthal's biography of Alice, and in Betty Boyd Caroli's The Roosevelt Women, as well by Time journalist Rebecca Winters Keegan, it was generally accepted knowledge in D.C. that she also had a long, ongoing affair with Senator William Borah, and the opening of Alice's diaries to historical researchers indicates that Borah was the father of her daughter, Paulina Longworth (1925–1957).[20]
Alice was renowned for her "brilliantly malicious" humor, even in this sensitive situation, since she had originally wanted to name her daughter "Deborah," as in "de Borah." And according to one family friend, "everybody called her [Paulina] 'Aurora Borah Alice.'" [21]
>>1098124
Bugger, forgot pic
>>1098130
Those eyes. Holy fuck. I'd bang that hoe just for those eyes.
>>1098148
> She will never do the Charleston on your dick
Why tho God?
>>1098148
I'd bang her for everything, heck i'd even remove the eyes and skullfuck her.
>>1098283
Hmm. That's a way to see it.
>>1096399
Degenerate doesn't mean stupid
>>1096404
>Implying I'd want some dudes dick in wife while I watch.
Cuck
My waifu would rekt your waifu
>>1096223
>Punished Princess
>>1098447
No. This is punished princess
>>1096223
venom
punished
de mendoza
an aristocrat without an eye.
I'm a sucker for those crazy eyes
>>1096223
But she is real and dead, she can't be your waifu.
>>1096223
I'M ALREADY A PRINCESS, KING PHILIP
Countess Bethany
>You waifu is long dead, by centuries or even millennia
How do you guys deal with this crippling feeling?
Pic semi-related I guess.
>>1101170
At least with a historical waifu, you might meet her after death if there turns out to be an afterlife.
With a fictional waifu, it's 100% certain that she'll always be unreachable.
>>1098696
She's not even the prettiest Axis-aligned princess.
>>1101215
>preferring a chink over a Prussian in uniform
>>1096399
female degeneracy and intelligence seem to have a directly proportional desu, not that i'm complaining ;^)
>>1096223
>>1101239
Worst Prussfu
>>1101748
She may have marginally bigger tits and a slimmer waist, but her face is kinda busted by comparison.
Best fascist
>>1096223
Gráinne Mhaol Ní Máille
absolutely based
>>1101899
Looks more like husbando material, anon.
>>1098347
>ywn ritualistically rape boudica and her daughters as retribution for aggression against roman citizens
die in my sleep senpai
>>1096223
>>1103582
Even the Roman soldiers knew that feel. Cockblocked by poison.
![Catherine-mounted-on-a-horse-photoshop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UW83wGk.jpg "Catherine-mounted-on-a-horse-photoshop[1].jpg")
Yes
>>1103771
That must be the only time she was ever on top of a horse.
>>1103783
LIES. RUSSIA STRONG
>>1103789
Nyet, comrade.
IN IMPERIAL RUSSIA, HORSE RIDES YOU!
>>1098359
<3
>>1096223
the same whore, but with two eyes
>>1103892
>>1098359
