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Hey /his/,
Can we get a historical reconstructions thread going? Post anything you find interesting, from faces, to people, to weapons, boats, buildings, anything.
Also, Nordicist faggots can stay right out, they have been debunked here numerous times, here's a link also:
http://dienekes.awardspace.com/articles/hellenes/
>>1092671
>Philip II of Macedon looks just like Mac from IASIP
You can't mace this shit up
>>1092725
Ole Zika virus lookin ass nigga
>>1092671
>>1092725
that's fucking scary
The Ötzi, Austrian from 5000 years ago.
An Archer from Henry VIII's warship Mary Rose (1545).
>>1092786
Kek he couldn't look more british.
>>1092786
U WOT M8
Presumably queen Nefertiti.
Ramses II
>>1092678
Looks like that faggot from Boardwalk empire.
>>1092786
damn french are having a giggle mate
>>1092845
Yes, they are. Look up the originals. Wood never looks so nice after being buried for 1000 years.
>>1092831
Ramses II
>>1092852
>>1092877
>KANGZ shit
Look at her nose, slender and not flat. Certainly not a black woman.
>>1092892
>what are ethiopians
>>1092870
We all know this me.
>>1092892
She prolly had some black mix. Read a study somewhere about black admixture in Egyptians, I think it was somewhere around 15% in the royal families on average.
>>1092903
What's up with the flat head?
I mean, I know the guy was basically pic related of his time, but surely he wasn't missing half his brain as well
>>1092903
Arsinoe, Clepatra's sister.
>>1092908
>white people can't have fat lips
>>1092786
staresinbritish.jpg
Good ole Nappy's death mask
>>1092915
Literally inbred as shit
>>1092831
she'd be damn fine with a modern haircut
>>1092725
Literally a Neanderthal hybrid.
>>1092913
quite literally
>>1092921
shes jewish though
Copernicus
>dat nose
>>1092955
Ashkenazi Jews are white.
>>1092958
Semites have thick lips.
>>1092950
it's a troll, Connan O'Brian has smaller eyes, and a totally different facial profile
>>1092958
they have thick lips, one of my friends is an ashketchumnazi jew and has really thick lips
>>1092766
he looks so jolly and friednly
Warning: Soviet science
>>1092766
>mfw they're working on remaking his vocal cords and making him "speak"
spoopy
>>1092966
he looks like a hobo about to steal your shirt at knifepoint
3d printed Palmyra arch reconstruction, destroyed by ISIS in 2015.
>>1092948
He looks Armenian.
>>1092978
Why? Brits contributed to the creation of ISIS.
>>1092725
Thats fucking David Schwimmer
>>1092968
Sophia Palaiologina
>>1092942
>Genetically black people tend to have larger lips
>Don't be racist
>>1092964
He actually does look kinda similar to Conan on that pic.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Vasa_(ship,_1627)_-_The_crew
>>1093008
>ficoposting on /his/
>>1093009
he has a smaller nose and shorter midface, and different jaw
>>1092960
Well they certainly are not black.
>>1093018
Also the ship was tacky as hell.
>>1093023
Come on folks, let's stay on topic.
Different Types of Gladii
>>1093030
Some background to this
>>1093029
>tacky
>hating on over decorated shit
You'll cowards don't even baroque
>>1093032
Mainz masterrace
>>1093035
Looking at that makes me physically ill
>>1093035
This is awesome, love the paintings on the ceiling it looks so real and mighty. I'm guessing it's somewhere in germany?
>>1093036
Why would anyone choose anything else. However I understand the appeal of the hispaniensis
>>1092671
>Also, Nordicist faggots can stay right out
First time I've ever spent any significant length of time on this board, still probably know exactly what you're fucking talking about.
Like all stormfags they like to claim that Ramesis II, Genghis Khan (+ pretty much every famous person ever) and the skeletons of upper- and ruling-class ancient Egyptian/Greek/Roman skeletons all had BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES AND LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE GERMANS, right?
WE'RE PEACE-LOVING RACIALLY PURE VICTIMS OF MULTICULTURALISM AND TOTALLY DON'T BELIEVE WE'RE A MASTER RACE, GUYS, TRUST US, THAT'S TOTALLY THE JEWS
>>1093035
how did we go from that to this
>>1093036
Pompeii is the most aesthetic
>>1093042
Brazil.
>>1093042
kek no, it's clearly Catholic
Only Italian, Spanish and Portugese Catholics are capable of this tackiness. The Roman Catholic Church always understood the power of bling-bling.
The Santa Maria of Columbus, the ship that discovered the new world.
I love this shit especially when they paint greek helmets
>>1092725
How did they do a (presumably) genuine and accurate reconstruction of Trajan's face? Have archaeologists actually found remains of actual (pre-byzantine) Roman emperors?
>>1092766
They also tested his DNA and found that he had actual living relatives in southern Europe.
>>1093036
>>1093044
AFAIK it was the Hispaniensis that evolved into the Spatha, and from the Spatha all medieval swords.
>>1093047
looks metal af t.b.h.
>>1093064
busts
There's plenty of Trajan busts.
>>1093083
don't forget to report posts like these folks
>>1093064
Nope, and they never will, because all of the emperors were cremated
>>1093079
A bit more complex than that. The Spatha was just a longer gladius for cavalry use, in theory, but you could easily say it was inspired by the Celtic longswords. I don't really think so, the Romans were smart and would have just made a longer sword for their cavalry. By late Rome it was the standard sword for everyone because the heavy infantry died out, and then it became the migration period sword which becomes medieval. But the migration period sword may also be part of the celtic longsword evolution.
>>1093061
It's crazy how much the Greek Hoplites were painted, I believe in all city-states but Sparta the Armor was individual property and individually maintained. In modern movies they all look like uniformed soldiers.
>>1092877
The caucasian ethnic groups most closely related to the "whitest" ancient Egyptians before the Assyrians, Persians, Arabs, Greeks and Romans entered the area were Libyans and Jews, which I'm sure makes you throw a nazi spergout, but which also still makes sense given the geography and spoken language of the region at the time. Ancient Egyptians, all the way up to the elites and ruling dynasties, also were never a race, just like they still aren't. Afro-asiatic caucasians in the northern region had been actively and indiscriminately mixing with the Nubians and sub-saharans in the southern part of the region since literally prehistory and likewise some half of ancient Egypt's dynasties were ruled by foreign invaders or people descended from them.
Honestly I just wanted an excuse to post about:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belitung_shipwreck
830 AD Arabian ship in Indonesia carrying the biggest Tang dynasty hoard ever found, mostly gold and ceramics
>>1093090
and these
>>1092929
>>1092986
Medieval knight (or some other kind nobleman) reconstruction, died 700 years ago, in the Scottish Wars of Independence, presumably English, Scottish or French.
Had the physique of a professional rugby player.
>>1092786
u wot/10
looks like a football casual
>>1093144
Would fuck
Computer reconstruction of Roman baths.
>>1093199
>>1093203
Massage room with underfloor heating.
>>1092958
Around /pol/tards you're required to use stormfag logic:
1. White people are human.
2. Jews are not human.
3. Therefore, Jews are not white.
1. Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein and J. Robert Oppenheimer both shared the same Y-chromosome haplogroup common to many people of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry as well as many "white" Europeans.
2. Einstein and Oppenheimer were Jewish.
3. Therefore, Adolf Hitler, like them, was not human.
>>1093122
What's even crazier is that greeks had a gorget to protect the neck yet they are never shown with them. This is from up north.
>>1092964
I still kek'd
>>1092786
BEADY
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>>1092999
This image needs to be pinned to the top of /pol/, /int/, /his/, and every other board where people are either trying to have serious discussions or are simply jingoists who THINK they're credible enough to be participating in a serious discussion
>>1092786
Foighken' BLIMEY suh, I think the old girl's SINKIN
>>1092786
TRULY ETERNAL
>>1092786
QUINTESSENTIALLY
>>1093353
WIR WAREN KONIGE
>>1093144
>Oy m8, u havin a giggle?
>reconstruction not needed
>>1093353
Nordic tribes were the niggers of ancient Europe all the way up to the fall of Rome. In the time of ancient Greece Nordic tribes had barely even expanded past the northern half of present-day Germany and a billion different Celtic, Scythian, Danubian and Thracian tribes stood in between the southernmost reaches of their territory and the maximum northern reaches of Greece's. Before Caesar's Gallic Wars the entire literate world knew almost nothing about them or their very existence at all.
From the Imperial period onward the Romans knew them only as primitive, savage, bearded red or yellow-headed semi-nomads and marauders who slept in the same dwellings as their animals, and were good only as occasional soldiers-for-hire well into the third century. They believed that "even" the Celts were more civilized and intelligent than them. By the fourth century there were plenty of Latinized people within the frontiers of Rome's borders who had Germanic ancestry, but certainly as far back as the time of ancient Greece ANY claim of an even remotely significant "Nordic" presence anywhere NEAR the civilized Mediterranean world is absolute horseshit and a relic of 19th-century Nordic supremacist "ALL ANCIENT EUROPEANS LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE US" jingoist horseshit, you being no doubt one of their outspoken standard-bearers.
>>1092935
goodnight, sweet emperor...
;_;
>>1093562
Nap-time
Nordic bronze age clothing and accessories.
>>1093560
>They believed that "even" the Celts were more civilized and intelligent than them.
this. Tacitus even says so in Germania.
You guys ever think about this shit in regards to ancient times in extreme autist detail? What I mean is how people looked back then compared to today, the actual structure of their bodies, but also how they moved, how they walked, how they gestured, the way they sat down, how they gestured and spoke to one another, how they fought in battle. And what did the world look like? Was the sky more or less bluer? How did the air smell? When I watch movies or TV shows it always starts nagging me about accuracy of even the most minute detail.
>>1093009
>Copernicus
looks like Beavis
>>1092678
Alexander the great
> Blond
>>1093199
>>1093203
>>1093208
>we waz romans n shit
>>1094276
People took the piss out of him because of that and because he had dichromatic -or whatever the fuck it's called- eyes.
>>1094276
Ancient sources described him as blond. Not that that means shit unless you're a…
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>>1094314
Holy shit, they remade anatomically Roman-style bathhouses for fancy hotels?
The aesthetic, sign me the fuck up
Augustus
>>1094351
He looks like a deeply deranged sociopath.
Which means the reconstruction is a resounding success.
Some random neanderthal. Tho most of them had green/blue eyes and lighter hair
These are awesome.
http://www.daynes.com/en/hominids-reconstructions.html
Not a "reconstruction", but still somewhat relevant.
>Osterby Man or the Osterby Head (Danish: Osterbymanden) is a bog body of which only the skull and hair survive. It was discovered in 1948 by peat cutters to the southeast of Osterby, Germany. The hair is tied in a Suebian knot.
>The hair is unusually well preserved and is tied above the right temple in a Suebian knot. Tacitus describes this in Chapter 38 of his Germania as a characteristic of free men among the Germanic tribe of Suebi.[8] The knot appears in several Roman depictions and on at least one other bog body, Dätgen Man (who wore his on the back of his head).[9]
>>1092956
>Copernicus
Maester Aemon
>>1094535
I don't know how much stock you can really put in soft tissue reconstruction.
At it's core soft tissue reconstruction is mainly going to be influenced by the agenda of the reconstructor in question to favor the point they are making.
As such a reconstruction can be constructed to appear primitive or favorable and can vary immensely even when using the same exact skull as a base.
As far as I know at least.
Maybe if your claim is that most of the reconstructions have certain traits.
>>1094627
We know which genetic variants are responsible for light eyes and hair and we now know Neanderthals had them.
In fact we've yet to find/sequence Neanderthal samples with dark eye/hair alleles at all. As far as we currently know (although our sample size is small) it seems like they were all light haired and blue eyed.
>>1094627
That was exactly the point. Here are some others for comparison.
A female
>>1094659
Another male, by the same artist.
>>1094661
Another female, different artist.
All humans groom themselves, it's an ancient evolutionary behaviour that goes all the way back to primates. There's no reason to believe that primitive humans should look fucked up like that.
>>1092725
Fucking Ross.
>>1094351
Looks like Elijah Wood.
>>1093197
Jeez m8 dont have a fucking aneurysm
>>1092725
JOHJ?
>>1092786
r u avin a giggle m8
i will rek u son i swear on me mums life
>>1094324
heterochromia
>>1095912
close enough.
>>1092935
he looked pretty good, mirin that strong chin.
>>1094628
only the soft tissue is soft, bones grow in weird ways and therefore give information as to where the nose was crooked, are you a little slow m8?
>>1092935
looks like buzz lightyear
ancient Athenian girl who lived during the time of the Pelloponisian war and died due the plague.
Marcus Vispasianus Agripa
Henry IV of France looked like a jolly good fellow.
King Richard III was actually a pretty handsome dude.
>>1092916
diggin' the hapsburg jaw. it must be a feature of inbreeding, since the hapsburgs and ptolemies both ended up looking like fucking hillbillies
>>1096073
At least compared to this ugly son of a bitch that usurped his throne
>>1093532
*giggoh
beachy head lady that must have traveled from Roman north Africa, to Roman Britain probably during 200 ad.
>>1096123
Why does her skin look like that?
>>1096073
he looks gaaaaaaaaay
>Henry VIII ordered to behead this fine ass fuck woman.
>>1095983
Looks like an albino african.
>>1096152
She was a real cunt tho
>>1096152
Yeah cause she's basic
>>1096050
10/10. Would serve and get shitfaced with.
17,000 years old french woman.
>>1096073
>That chin
>Handsome
Yeah nah.
>>1096172
Why are all cavemen depicted as being dark skinned?
>>1093002
So the pupils were cut out as to add a glint when the light reflects off the black paint.
GENIUS
Scythian tattooed Ice Princess of the Altai, the tattoos were preserved on her corpse due to the ice.
>>1096182
Pre-Indo invasion native Europeans were swarthy with light blue/hazel eyes.
>>1096187
I don't buy that jaw. That's ridiculous.
>>1096187
Would fug
>>1096050
Wasn't his main feature that he was a total lad? His song suggests it.
>>1096187
>>1096216
Yeah that reconstructionist sucks ass.
>>1096225
You might as well fuck Richard III.
>>1096229
Au diable guerres, rancunes et partis !
2500 year old Carthaginian man
Kaiser Heinrich IV.
>>1096245
How did they live so long back then?
President George Washington, age 57
>>1096245
Couldn't look more semitic even if he tried.
>does this look like the face of mercy
>>1096245
Carthage was whiiiiite!
Sam Hyde????
poor Dante was ugly as sin
>>1096320
He looks like a regular mature man with his classy aquiline nose.
Cleopatra and her big nose
>>1096290
Why do famous Western historical figures all look like deeply intelligent, but profoundly troubled, dangerous and sadistic people?
Oh. Nevermind.
>>1096335
Would fug.
Wouldn't trust with my navy tho
>>1096336
You're just saying that because of his beady little rat eyes aren't you
Simon Bolivar
Johann Sebastian Bach
>>1096375
He looks like a grandma.
Anglo-Saxon male clothing.
>>1096407
Why did the Anglo-Saxons have a skirt for the upper body?
Mary Queen of Scotts
>>1096420
>queen major kira is executed by queen titcow from mad men
i'm ok with this
>>1094637
I've often wondered if trace amounts of selected Neanderthal ancestry is the reason, if not one of the reasons, why white people are the hairiest race with the largest and most prominent noses on average.
Troy VI
presumably the city that was razed during the Trojan war.
>>1092786
Now I'm hoping someone digs up another medieval British skeleton and reconstructs him only to find that he was literally John Cleese.
>>1093221
soz, not how it works m8
>>1096290
He looks subhuman
>>1092671
Did Olympias cuck Phillip?
Look at Alexanders smaller forehead, bigger jawline, and less round face. He doesn't look like Phillip at all.
>>1096413
what
>>1096554
He's got like a skirt but it covers his nipples instead of his junk.
>>1096582
>letting people see your nips while being ashamed of your amazing junk
freak
Literally Joefrey Baratheon.
>>1096552
Do you know nothing about Alexander and Philip? We can't prove if she cucked him, but I can ensure you you're not the first to come to the same conclusion.
>>1096552
No idea. That's the bust by Lysippos, Alexander's personal sculptor. All the many busts look quite different actually, I have no clue how Alexander really looked like, I just assumed >>1092678 was most correct.
There are historians who believe Alexander's body is is disguised as Mark the Evangelist and interred in St Mark's Basilica in Venice.
>In a 2011 episode of the National Geographic Channel television series Mystery Files, historian Andrew Chugg suggests that Alexander the Great's body was stolen from Alexandria, Egypt, by Venetian merchants who believed it to be that of Saint Mark the Evangelist. They smuggled the remains to Venice, where they were then venerated as Saint Mark the Evangelist in the Basilica Cattedrale Patriarcale di San Marco.[35][36][37]
>>1096656
Man-jawed grill detected.
What a typical man in Judea looked like at the time of Jesus.
>>1096298
>anyone who doesn't look like Madison Grant's definition of ideal nordic Aryan is not white
>>1096320
He looks just like an old grandma
>The Bocksten Man (also spelled as Boxsten) is the remains of a medieval male body found in a bog in Varberg Municipality, Sweden. It is one of the best-preserved finds in Europe from that era and is exhibited at the Varberg County Museum. The man had been killed and knocked to the bottom of a lake which later became a bog. The bog where the body was found lies about 15 miles east of Varberg on the west coast of Sweden, close to the most important medieval road in the area: the Via Regia. He was recently reconstructed to show what he may have looked like when he was alive.
>Some days after the find was revealed a local farmer (Karl Andersson) told Albert Sandklef of a legend he had heard as a child. Two old people from Åkulla had told his father about a man who was recruiting soldiers in the area. He had been killed by the peasants and buried in a bog. He would start haunting late at night and in order to stop this poles were struck through his body whereafter the haunting stopped. As far as the farmer could remember they mentioned Store Mosse, a bog about 10 miles from the find, close to Nackhälle village, though he acknowledged that his memory might fail him as he had grown up in the vicinity of that bog. The farmer and Albert Sandklef went to Nackhälle and questioned several older people in the area. However, nobody recognised the legend. "
spoopy
>>1096509
It's exactly how it works to a stormfag, for the same reasons they simultaneously blame the Jews both for killing Jesus (who was totally a snow nigger) and for inventing Christianity.
>>1093060
re-discovering and inhabited new world**
Whenever I look at reenactors with the Lorica segmentata, it looks so awkward and uncomfortable to wear, I wonder if it was just something legionaries used for parades and not for fighting.
>>1096662
Ironically the polar opposite (small-jawed guy) but literally what the fuck is science and evolution
also
>girl
>on 4chan
>>1096839
This photo appears to be in the Forum in Rome.
Weren't soldiers banned from wearing armour and carrying weapons within the city boundaries? Other than the Praetorian Guard, I guess.
>>1092903
You gotta post the full reconstruction. He was one weird looking motherfucker. t. incest.
>>1096787
That chin is almost large and wide enough to qualify as a full-fledged second anus
Ivan the Terrible looks like a grumpy old man.
>>1096876
The ancient Egyptians were "weird looking motherfuckers" in general.
>>1096876
>be akhenaten
>be literally schizophrenic beyond all comprehension
>pretend that you're a woman
>invent proto-judaism
>marry and impregnate your sister
>be perhaps the first king in all of egypt's history to be hated by your own people
>achieve damnatio memoriae after you die BEFORE it was cool in Rome
>be deformed mutant incest son of bronze age elagabalus
>NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD.mp4
SANTA!
>>1097024
FORGIVE ME FOR IMMEDIATELY BEING REMINDED OF THIS
ancient egyptian boy
>>1097055
Oh no, he looks so typically like modern-day Egyptian people in general, how could that possibly be!
>>1097055
>tfw you realize you is 'gyptian, but you isn't kings n' shiet, but slaves n' shiet
It's interesting how it's very rare that you find today, the type of faces ancient Egyptians had.
Did they interbreed with ayy lmaos?
more weird looking egyptians
>>1092678
Yung Metro would trust him.
>>1097093
You'd find it all over the place if they weren't wearing headscarfs. It's exactly what modern Egyptian women look like.
Denmark has some really well preserved bog bodies, so reconstructing their faces is ez as fuck.
Grauballemanden from 290 B.C
>>1096275
keked
>>1094148
It's impossible to imagine accurately even the 19th century and how it really was, not in the material sense, but as you say how people talked and expressed themselves daily.
One thing is certain while people at base had the same desires, aspirations and motivations we have today, the way they lived and talked must be completely alien to us.
>>1093542
So peaceful
>>1096413
it is a cloak you dingus
>>1092786
IT'S BONG O' CLOCK MATE
>>1096358
Fuck Spain
>>1096839
I don't think most legionaires wore the Lorica, even after Marius reforms. Chainmail, or scale was the most common.
>>1096793
nah, you're just a bitter SJW
>>1097624
Is it the same particular SUB-GROUP of that particular haplogroup though, down to the narrowest known subdivision measured in Ötzi?
>>1097828
not sure, we are both g2a4 but thats an old classification now
>>1097736
>wir waren könige
>>1096839
I think the greeks had a much better astectic. There's just something about the greeks that gets my Boipussy wet
Saint Paul of Tarsus
Jane Austen
>>1093046
Don't even understand why a phenotype is something to flip out about. Culture is what makes us distinct.
Owain Glyndwr, last king of Wales.
Saint Antony
>>1097874
>astectic
>>1093560
I'm not contesting the heart of your argument, but how is this the case that Celts were more intelligent when Germanics managed to beat Rome in ways Celts never were able to?
Philistine woman from 8th century bc
>>1094606
>shießßßßßs
>>1097612
This
Maria Antoinette and her husband
5000 year old Iranian priestess with an artificial eye.
The Peruvian Chornancap priestess who lived 800 years ago.
Swedish noble woman from the viking era
St Rose of Lima, the first saint of the New World who lived 300 years ago.
Anne of Cleves fourth Wife of Henry VIII
Egyptian woman who lived 2000 years ago
Red Queen of Palenque (Maya) 7th century
The Magdalenian Woman, 15,000 yrs old, from Cap Blanc, France
>>1096666
m e m e
>>1098250
That's the wrong skin color.
>>1098267
Jesus fuck natives are ugly beyond redemption. Imagine how much dicking did the Spaniards have to provide to make Mexicans at least somewhat tolerable looking.
Catherine of Aragon 1st wife of Henry VIII
Elizabeth I looks pretty intimidating.
>>1097024
Also, Saint Nicholas of Myra was really short and had a broken nose:D
>>1098370
You get that look when people constantly try to fuck with you during the first years of your reign.
t. monarchy pro
>>1096152
>>1098211
>>1098344
Let's play the game /his/
You are Henry who do you fuck, marry, behead?
>>1097902
CUTE
U
T
E
>>1097902
That is the face of an INFP.
>>1098390
Fuck Anne, marry Cleves, behead Cathy
I don't see why Henry had such a problem with Anne of Cleves. She looks pretty qt to me
>>1094535
know a guy that looks exactly like that, except maybe slightly longer face and blond
>>1096358
>>1097634
"Why so serious, señores?
>>1098304
You know that Mayans, Quechuas (Incas) and Nahuatl (Aztecs) still exist right?
>>1096216
the jaw actualy makes sense, life was kinda harder back then and her people were probably tough bastards and if she was a noblewoman her dad and grandpas were probably the toughest of the bunch, and who knows what they thought about screwing cousins, so the prominent jaw is probably just a dominant phenotype showing
they probably would of thought its a sign of distinction, health, good breeding, whatever
plus, in those times having a powerfull set of mandibles was of perfectly practical value as well
in fact if anyone is autistic enough to go check, theres a statisticaly evident reduction in both teeth and mandible size trough the ages, even as people get bigger
Neanderthal Museum (Mettmann, Germany).
>>1093542
Sleep tight boggy
>>1098499
He looks like an extremely robust but otherwise relatively ordinary man with a case of the underbite
>>1098506
he looks rather french
>>1098524
the missing link?
>>1098524
I'm a frog and I approve this message.
>>1098553
did Houellebecq go full JUST?
>>1098610
do you think its owner polished and fawned over it like a Lamborghini?
>>1096050
Looks slightly like Robin Williams. If only he could play him in a movie.
>>1096661
>the eternal venetian strikes again
how can they get away with everything
>>1096290
This one was disproven I thought
>>1098634
I'd imagine so, or with him being so rich he probably had a dedicated person to care for all his gear, probably well polished with goose-fat or beeswax, i'm not sure what they used back then
>>1096803
redskin pls go
>>1098211
>apparently henry had the marriage anulled when he found out she was not as hot as her picture
>see this
What was he expecting, she wasn't that bad looking.
>>1096172
She lookes like a 20ish year-old Parodian to me.
>>1096152
OH FUCK
>>1096358
Would love to see Jose de Saint Martin
>>1092725
needs more loomis
>>1098304
Well, each culture has a different perception of beauty and they had a very distinct one.
>>1096157
the nose knows
>>1098743
I'm out nigga, shits too real for me
>>1093144
wew lad
>>1092935
There are two death masks of Napoleon. Only one is legit and I think this one is the fake one.
>>1098763
I dunno mang that's some solid facial structure
>>1098304
They did some really weird things like head elongation which is why they looked so ugly.
>>1098280
looks like she has some neanderthal genetics
>>1097925
how could they make a reconstruction if they never found him
>>1096358
would gladly throw my life away serving someone with that alpha jawline
>>1096245
10/10 merchant hooknose, would buy 300 lbs of dried dates from
>>1096182
light skin is a relatively recent mutation apparently
http://www.nature.com/news/ancient-european-genomes-reveal-jumbled-ancestry-1.14456
>>1098280
100% would wife
>>1098022
8/10
would let her cut my hair.
This is the most bullshit thread I've ever seen on /his/.
>>1098912
Why do you say that?
>>1098295
>>aramaic speaking semite from 2000 years ago
>>looks like a sicilian with green eyes
lol no.
>>1098909
kek
>>1098924
>Levantines look like Indians
lol no.
>>1098918
All of these reconstructions are perceived conceptions of the artist, meaning they're not authentic, just the artists interpretation. AKA BULLSHIT
>>1098344
>direct decedent of Edward III
>>daughter of the house of Plantagenet
>>>hammered the Scots
she had a stronger claim to the English throne than Henry.
>>1098924
He does look like an aramaic speaking semite ''from 2000 years ago'' (how's that even relevant?).
He was also God on Earth so His phenotype isn't important.
>>1098304
(sigh) para Castilla!
>>1098918
Also, imagine if I made a reconstruction of some 8th century balkan king looking like a Roma, nobody would believe it. It's all about percieved perception, people will see and believe what they want to believe, even if the truth is starring them in the face.
>>1098957
>authorized by archaeologists
If a teacher told you 1+1=3 would you believe them? Appeal to authority fallacy applies to your statement.
>>1096336
because western history
>>1098968
If you can't trust the archaeologists then who can you trust?
>>1098981
You should trust your own better judgement, no archaeologist can give you the full truth. It's all about perception, but like I said, people will believe what they want, regardless of the truth.
My point is that none of these reconstructions of distant historical periods we have no valid proof of for verification should be taken as truth. But regardless of that, idiots will believe shit like >>1092678, because it's what they want to believe is true.
>>1099006
Well I'm not saying to completely trust everything, but when archaeologists have the skills and the remains then I don't see any reason to mistrust them. Especially since they have more knowledge than me.
>judea
That's in the Levant and plenty of natives are pale. The Mediterranean Sea isn't the Sahara, pal. Re-read >>1098954
Are you an Afrocentrist or something?
Also:
>For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
1 Corinthians 1:18
>>1099013
If they had the actual head that's a valid reason to believe, bones don't say much with regards to the actual look of someone.
>>1099036
In a lot of the cases where they reconstruct faces they usually have the skulls next to them in thr exhibits. They have it in the Vasa ship museum in Stockholm too
>>1099046
Like I said, bones don't say much with regards to the actual look of someone.
>>1099050
Well with a skull they can get pretty close
>>1099059
No, with a skull they can then proceed to have a concept, aka guess. The validation of that guess resides with the on looker who believes that guess to be true, irregardless of the truth.
>>1099087
Oh boy howdy
>>1097055
Shit like this infuriates me, this whole thread infuriates me desu, literally worse than HRE shitposting
>>1096358
>Socialist Marxist Venezuelan Reconstruction
>Science
>>1096133
well a nigger slave on a roman household, nothing much to process
>>1098499
Koksal Baba ?
>>1092671
>>1092786
Depardieu?
>>1096157
finnishperson.jpeg
>>1096290
>eyes perfectly aligned ad symmetric
Yeah, sure buddy
>>1096290
Neanderthal hybrids confirmed for survival into early modern times
>>1098924
>snow nigger thinks he knows who's white and who isn't
>>1098981
Nazi archaeologists :^)
>>1099597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE80dWtFv2U
