ITT philosophers who remind you of yourself
For me it's Nietzche - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
This is me. Literally me. No other philosopher can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This philosopher could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this philosopher is me. This philosopher is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this philosopher is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this philosopher side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this philosopher every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this philosopher every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this philosopher. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this philosopher is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this philosopher and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this philosopher is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this philosopher, I had an existential crisis. What if this philosopher was the real me and I was just another pleb. What if this philosopher actual became aware of my existence?
>>1092045
came here to post this
No one comes as close as this guy.
His profound understanding of cause and effect in human relationships, avant garde ethical theory and never seen before take on anarchism is parallel to my own ingenuity.
>>1091972
This. It always makes me sad how little he gets talked about on here
For me it's Hitler - intelligent, nationalistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>1092164
Don't worry, he's more relevant among actual philosophers than stirner, who gets all the dank memes.
>>1092045
I wish I was like Diogenes. But I'll never live up to the legend.
>>1092045
>Asshole
>Masturbates in public
>Beg for money, spend it on whores
Literally me to be honest family
>>1092194
why haven't you mastubated in public yet anon?
Nietzsche, because like him I'm wildly idealistic and a little quixotic. Nice shitpost though OP that took a bunch of effort 10/10 jimmies rustled
>>1092174
I'd still like to see some Barry Spin-posting. I'm not sure what his memes would be but they would definitely be way danker than Stirner
>>1092155
Too obvious
>>1092223
>implying that's all Diogenes was
He's literally the most respectable man in history.
/r9k/
witty, nihilistic, and with a beta sense of humor
Otto Weininger
>>1092253
Spider fighting
>>1092491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTyMGYbdb4
>>1092491
https://www.pdcnet.org/scholarpdf/show?id=philstudies_1982_0029_0000_0202_0209&pdfname=philstudies_1982_0029_0000_0202_0209.pdf&file_type=pdf
>>1091972
Respectable choice.
Hobbes
>>1091855
You wanted to be polish too OP?
I despise him because of that.
I'm an ugly yet charismatic, schizophrenic loud person with crazy ideas and a wicked sense of humor.
>>1091884
theoretically infinite hours in paint
Anyone like me ?
>>1092788
>"i'm 16 and my philosophy is fucking superior"
+ A E S T H E T I C +
>>1092788
>implying you get laid like mad
>>1093220
He was a cosmopolitan.
>>1093066
+ (not as) A S E T I C (as his contemporaries) +
>>1091855
>nihilistic
N is the opposite of a nihilist, people who claim that have not read him
>>1092973
>opinions
heh
>>1092735
I too believe humanity is composed solely of greedy jews and need to be put into place by society
Definitely 'ol Kirk for me - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour
I also lay in bed until 3 in the afternoon
>>1098726
Whoops
>>1093220
Diogenes' public masturbation called into question the way we view simple actions that harmlessly fill certain desires. He would often compare it to being able to rub his stomach to stop being hungry, and asking if it would be considered taboo to do so.
except i'm nowhere as smart as him but just as a shitty of a writer as him. im also a manlet.
>>1098779
Is your forehead as big as his?
For me it's Jeremy Bentham: utilitarian, unpopular with liberals but always correct
>>1098789
its probably huge as fuck to hold that smart ass brain of his
