Who would win in a fight: Voltaire or Charlemagne?
>>1000805
>Charles
>The
>Great
Charlemagne
Gold is a very valuable commodity.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
Voltaire.
Charlemagne aint shit.
Swordfight? Charlemagne? Pistol duel? Voltaire. Hand to hand combat? Charlemagne. War of words? Voltaire
All in all, pretty equal, I'd say.
>Holy
>Roman
*chops off head*
I don't take advice from a man in stockings
Voltaire posters are seriously fucking up this board. Pretty soon it's gonna be just like /tv/ is with Baneposting except with a shitty, forced, unfunny, and inflexible meme on what could've potentially been a great board.
RIP /his/
2015-2016
>>1000887
Or people will forget about it in three months and go back to posting Stirner memes
>>1000887
Voltaire memes are neither forced, nor unfunny, nor inflexible.
>>1000932
I doubt it. The board has been going downhill for a while now.
>>1000887
I agree.
Diogenes should be the Baneposting of /his/.
>>1000887
>>1000937
You don't get to complain about the good ol days until your board is at least 4 years old.
The meme is working with me, every time i see his smug face turn up on this board I can't help but laugh thinking about
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This board has ruined me
>>1000932
No, the same handful of faggots will keep spamming it over and over again because they think it's funny.
>>1000958
Yeah ww2 history thread #4883929 is way more interesting.
>>1000887
It's polfags and christians that are ruining this board.
>>1001149
Agreed, they actually are
>>1001149
Any more Christian threads on this fucking board and they should call this /rel/.
>>1000805
Charlemagne would get banted the fuck out
>Char
>le
>magne
>>1000887
t. Otto
>>1000878
*unsheathes long sworde*
*teleports behind you*
Tch... Nuthing personal.... Kid
>>1001149
It's not like the marxist or communist who continually shitpost about Stalin are any better.
>>1000827
Underrated
>>1001224
Seconding this.
>>1000805
Would a Dark Age warrior emperor win in any sort of contest of violence against some bitchy satirist? Gee I wonder
>>1000805
It would be pretty equal until Voltaire sees anime Astolfo.
Then either Voltaire wins by constantly mocking how Astolfo looks or they both FUCK HIM IN THE ASS.
Pic related; that's how Japan sees Astolfo, 12th Paladin of Charlemange.
>>1000887
>Potentially
>Great
>Board
>>1000887
t.Germanboo
>>1000827
And now to become the servant of the pope and give him all of my money
>>1001463
*it was just an italian princess*
*teleports behind your powdered wig*
ZA WARUDO
*throws gold at you*
*drops the holy roman empire on your head*
*punches it till it explodes*
*times flows again*
Tsch, I expected more out of you...
*walks into Carolingian Renaissance*
>>1000945
THIS
DIOGENES IS THE PATRON SAINT OF SHITPOSTING
>>1002159
If Diogenes is the patron saint of shitposting, then Voltaire should be its God.
>>1002159
No, that's Voltaire. Diogenes is smalltime.
>>1002189
>one meme about HRE vs pic related
>>1002189
>>1002203
>a few anecdotes vs a lifetime
>>1002203
>le mastrubate in public man vs actual master of the word
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltaire#Writings
Voltaire also engaged in an enormous amount of private correspondence during his life, totalling over 20,000 letters. Theodore Besterman's collected edition of these letters, completed only in 1964, fills 102 volumes.[75] One historian called the letters "a feast not only of wit and eloquence but of warm friendship, humane feeling, and incisive thought."[76]
>>1002222
>egoistic cunt who had eloquent writing
>the father of cynicism who literally BTFO Alexander the Great
Diogenes is a god.
>>1002238
>egoistic cunt who had eloquent writing
So patron saint of shitposting.
>>1002241
Except Diogenes was literally the most alpha alpha in the history of alphas
>>1002256
I don't think being an assburger counts as being alpha.
>>1002259
Alexander of Macedonia offered to give him anything he desired, and all he asked for was for Alexander to step out of his sunlight.
That is god damn legendary. Voltaire's entire life cannot even begin to compare to that single act.
>>1000887
It would only take so long before we'd hit rock bottom. How long does it take before we've discussed all of history to death? Certainly not a long time because most posters here are posters with shallow knowledge of history who mostly come here for their daily injection of /gsg/ tier stale and unfunny memes.
>>1002354
Doubt it. History is a ridiculously huge subject to cover, one can't just "discuss all of it". What I think will happen is people asking stale questions like "could Germany win WW2?" or "Alexander thread #1232" will be chased off the board and some more obscure stuff will have a room for discussion.
Although we will have more dank memes too, they're vital like oxygen.
Germania =/= German
Germanic =/= German
>>1002156
*that was just another Frenchman*
*teleports in front of you*
*charges my special attack*
>HOLY
*it gets bigger*
>ROMAN
*now it's glowing green*
>EMPIRE
*i fire my ultimate attack and incinerate you*
>>1000887
Better than being a /leftypol/ colony.
>>1000000
>>1000877
>War of words? Voltaire
but how is Voltaire's Old Frankish? I bet he sounds like a bumbling idiot in that language.
>>1002203
>plug a chicken
I don't think even Diogenes was madman enough to do that. Pretty sure this should be "pluck".
>>1000887
seems like you're using the voltaire meme to generate some attention towards yourself. if you were really opposed, then you wouldn't have referenced it at all. the more you talk about something, the more popular you make it - look at fucking drumpf
>>1002998
>drumpf
