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stop big dicks, show small dicks
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>>8836512
i've seen your pecker Jon Snow, you are no god
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He is smaller than me
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>>8836630
That poor bastard will go through life believing the myth of BBC and that it's larger than any white cock. I feel sorry for him.
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ylyl?
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>>8836504
sauce?
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>>8836504
Why do you need a thread when you could just look in your own pants?
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>>8837944
ur my hero
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>>8836630
>>8836698

>They wanna keep the BBC myth alive for their reputation but in actuality it only hurts their own people

kek
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>>8838053
Sauce ?
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>>8836512
kek'd
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>>8836504
Seriously though, sauce?
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>>8836504
The average is the reality. Non the porn
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>>8840403
It's a bell curve. something like 90% of the population falls between 4 inches and 7 inches. That's a pretty big difference, so it's more common than you think for guys to have "porn dicks"
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>>8840403
lol that dick aint average though. it's fucking small
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>>8836719
source?
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>>8836512
oh dear god she twiddles it inbetween her fingers it's that small.
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so this is an asian dick thread right?
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>>8843071
>gringo deflecting his small dick insecurities
the first 3 posts are literally of small white dick
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Who here /smalldick/? Have any of you successfully pleased a woman?
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>>8838053
sauce?
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>>8844758
Looks like she's sucking on a turd.
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Is 5.5 inches small?? A girl straight up laughed in my face over it and since then I can't get a hard on when I'm messing around with girls.
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>>8836504
>>8836506
>>8836512
Full video anywhere? I Remember hearing that it was a BF/GF pair but I don't recall seeing anything else about it.
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>>8844764
I remember her, she even prefers small cocks if I remember correctly.
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>>8837944
small, not micro

>>8843124
>what is oral sex

as far as intercourse: all women are different, but you don't *need* a large-average dick to please a women, you just can't give her that feeling of being full

>>8845161
her name is Nicole Aniston
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>>8844999
That's average. Either the girl's a whore or she watches too much porn.
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>>8836630
That fucking looks like my DICK wtf
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>>8838053
i was like.. thats not that small

and then i saw the trannys cock
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>>8844999
time to be a cuck to a black man
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>>8844999
It's average, but average isn't good enough. There's no reason you can't have sex, but you will never truly satisfy a woman or be completely secure in your sexual relationship. You will probably be cheated on by every woman you meet, or left for a man with a bigger dick.
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Why do so many guys focus on length, while girth may be the actual factor to please a woman?

Sure you can have a long cock, but if it's girth is only 2inches, well good fucking luck lol
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>>8836504
The hell happened to that dude's dick?
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>>8845262
this is true. Big penises are what hold together every relationship.

>>8845404
looks like peyronie's
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>>8844999
No, it's about average, girl was probably either or whore or just being a bitch. I'm 3.5 inches if you need some confidence boosting. It could always be worse
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>>8845331
exactly
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>>8844999

Shape and how you use it are as much if not more important than your size. If you are average and can use it you will be way better than a 7" guy that sucks in bed.
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>>8844999
from where are you measuring? How about girth?
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>>8845331
5'9'' in lenght AND girth

symmetrical dick master race
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>>8846180
Must be nice having a 5 foot 9 inch dick
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>>8844999
its kinda small man, sorry

when is plastic medicine ever catching up and actually making big dicks for us?
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am i the only one who thinks that girth is more important?
why the size, if you wont put everything anyways?
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>>8836504
>>8836506
>>8836512
plz sauce for the love of lawd
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>>8844764
can someone PLEASE tell me who this is or provide source? she looks like Scarlett Johansson ;-;
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>>8844999
Average
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I would say I'm probably 5.5" but haven't measured since I was a kid, not happy with it either way. At least it's straight and doesn't look weird though. I had one relationship from 16-19 but that was the only girl's hand that I've held - been 5 years. I don't miss sex at all really and am too unsure to put any effort in. I just see women as a different species. I wonder if there have been any studies correlating penis size to interesting shit like mental health or career success?
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>>8844999
dude man the fuck up
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>>8845205
well you can, it's called fisting
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>>8846361
Nicole Aniston kin8tengoku-696
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>>8845161
A lot of porn stars do.... for porn shoots. In their regular day-to-day however.
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>>8837944
I'm trying to look at my cock but the top of your moms head is blocking my view.
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>>8845262
Bullshit. Most women come from clitoral stimulation, stronger and more frequently (and easier), so if you think size matters so much, then you're a stick-it-in-and-thrust fucker, and that means you don't understand much about how women get off.
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>>8846623
OH SHIT.... OH SHIT
OH NO HE DIDN'T


DAAAAAAAAMN
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>>8846544
is that fuckin gabe newell??
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>>8836504
>>8836506
>>8836512
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOURCE?!
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>>8846604
his dick is not tiny,
it is just average....
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>>8844999
who needs a big dick when you get trips preceded by dubs? anyway, 5.5 is what I'm working with.. unless you're measuring a super weird way. I agree with other anons.. girl probably slept with a lot of really well hung guys (aka a whore)
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>>8844999
That is literally the national average in the United States
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>>8836698
i feel sorry for internet
why must you harm internet
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>>8836504
cool peepees guys
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>>8844999
That's about my size too, it's maybe a little smaller than average. I had the same concern but have never had any problems getting laid or having girls wanting more.

Big dicks are probably better, but it's not that big a deal. It's like meeting a freaky girl with a flat chest. Kind of a downer, some things you can't do, but the sex can still be amazing and you might be falling in love at the same time.

Dick size is just one factor in whether a girl wants to go on sleeping with you.
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>>8846502
That dick is average, not tiny. Wtf?
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>>8844999
>>8845480
>>8847110
As a guy with 7 and a half inches in length and a pretty girthy dick, I can confirm that it holds relationships together.

I feel like I'm at the good spot where I'm big but not too huge where I cock block myself.

I feel sorry for guys these days because women have become such clueless sluts that don't realize they are making themselves miserable getting stretched out by guys like me.
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>>8847210
My dick is six inches and I make my girlfriend cum every fucking time. Honestly guys if a girl just wants to ride your cock all day then she's not good in bed. simple as that. Sex is a two way street. Make her cum other ways, get to know her position. COMMUNICATE make it fucking work.
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Ugh. 5.5 inches is not small. =w= Mine is 5.5, 3 fingers wide and 3 fingers deep. If that's not good enough for the lady than that's an obvious sign that she's fucked around alot, probably has a load of issues and isn't worth my time.

I'm way too cool and in the know about secret occult realities to deal with some bitch criticizing a dangling of flesh which is meant to deliver seed into vagina. That's all. Semen goes into vagina. Bam. Anything more is just icing on the cake.
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>>8847210
Lol. If you're in a relationship and the only reason you two are staying together is because of your dick, what does that say about you and the bitch? Obviously you both must be as intellectually stimulating as a dead mouse covered in shit.
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>>8847240
Yeah but women are sleeping around like crazy nowadays. By the time she is 25, the average woman will have had 5 partners by then. It's a numbers game and the dating scene changes dramatically with a bigger dick, I realize this from my friend who suffers from having a smaller dick--4 and half" inches; mind you.
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>>8847253
I didn't say they were good relationships...

The one I am in now is really good though. The dick is just a bonus. It does suck being with women that are clearly no longer interested in you but choose to stick around for the D.
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So average is the new 'Tiny'? The majority of clips on here are average size, 90% of the male population.
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>>8847263
Dude, we live in a Brave New World society with kids growing up on internet porn by the time they can get on the internet. You are only going to see society become more gross in its standards and behaviors.

Consequently, you can thank the Jews for that.
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>>8847263
>>8847279
Beta males don't stand a chance in this society anymore.
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>>8847284
they never did
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>>8847262
Sure it is, mongoloid.
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>>8847289
>>8847284
>>8847279
Expect a universal beta uprising all over the world. Betas from all races, classes, and countries will unite against the filthy NORMIES---RREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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>>8847289
>>8847284

Nonsense. As a man who has weighed 130 pounds my entire life, I've gotten my fair share of twat.

Rest assured, I will breed and my beautiful Native American/Irish/German/Scottish genes and my amazing dark red (not carrot orange) hair will continue to circulate through society.

Fear not, dear peoples.

Plus I'm very intelligent and will only breed with someone who is atleast as smart, if not smarter, than myself.
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6 inch masterrace.
to the insecure anons, the women I've talked to about if size matters, it really doesn't.

I recall specifically one of my friends said she had the most passionate sex with her last ex, who was five inches.
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>>8847308
Oh, I also forgot to point out that my red hair is curly.

I'm the full recessive genes, beta package, BB.

Line up, ladies.
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>>8846698
>this is why half life 3 isn't out yet
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>>8847321
Dude, there are no ladies here. You are definition of beta.
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>>8847321
>>8847308
cool? who are you trying to impress
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>>8847304
This guy gets it.
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>>8844999
Are you fucking retarded? She laughed at you because you couldn't get it up you fucking idiot. Jesus christ.
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>>8847327
Don't lie to me. I know you're both women and your cunts must be sopping wet at the thought of me. I'm sorry, ladies, but I'm already taken.
;3
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>>8847304
>scroll down the thread
>inevitable debate over "does my size matter"
>Chads in this thread "muh dicking"
>Anxiety rises
BETA UPRISING!
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>>8846592
SAUCE
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>>8836504
>>8836506
>>8836512

Still no sauce?
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>>8847210
>>8847240
>>8847256

My dick is 6in as well. I make my fiance cum all the time (usually finger blast her until shes good then fuck her till I cum which is kinda fast)

If I had a bigger dick I would 100% have more sex.... shes got a big booty so its hard to fuck her from different angles because I honestly just cant get positioned to get it in right.... Missionary is no prob, or her on top is no prob...

Honestly I think if I had a bigger dick my life would be alot different which is so strange that something so minor can change your life THAT MUCH.....but i know it would
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>>8847409
People are too busy talking about dick size.We all know most of the cocks on here aren't even tiny but are average.
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>>8847460
I really think 5-6 inches can hold its weight to please a woman as long as you know what you are doing.
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>>8847463
I'm fine with ym average sized cock, I just want to know the name/full vid for OP's webms. Looks hot.
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>>8838132

I won't touch a girl who's been with a black dude (don't know why), which makes it all the more hilarious that every girl I've known who has been with one has been unbelievably disappointed by the bbc hype. Feels bad for my black friend who said women expect a monster though when he's only packing an average
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>>8847570
Karma is a bitch I guess. lol
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>>8847321
Curly hair is actually dominant
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>>8845262
lol this is actually bullshit. Men with bigger dicks get cheated on more than average ones. Most women eventually get tired of the slight pain associated with getting stretched out every time.

Talking long term here.
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>>8845262
>you will never truly satisfy a woman
that's the stupidest thing I read here in the last month. A big dick is fun, but it does not make a relationship work. I knew a girl who went out with a guy with a 22cm dick. After a month they were already having fights. A month later they broke up. She's 31 now and single. She can't keep a man, the guy is single too. The guy is a narcicist, he thinks he's God's gift to women.

I on the other hand have a 13 cm dick. I also have a gf. We've been together for 4 years now, she's the sister of that guy. We took it slow. I use a lot of oral, but not everytime. We also have toys. But mostly we talk to eachother, and tell the other person what we like and what we don't. I'm kinda lucky because she has a small vagina, which is funny because she's 177 cm tall. I'm only 172 cm.
>>8846198
>its kinda small man
it's kinda not. It's average. Stop watching porn 24/7.
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>>8847570
are all you male friends unbelievably disappointed by the tap hype when they have sex with Asian girls?
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These fucking girls who would seriously hurt your feelings over something you were born with and can't control, those are vicious cunts, and you're stupid if you fuck them.

Get away from fucking shit women like that as fast as you can. Don't even open the door for them to get their hooks in you.

Just ask yourself, if a really sweet girl was in love with you but she was flat-chested and she was insecure, would you shit on her for it? Laugh at her? Make jokes?

If you would never do something like that, I fucking ASSURE you, you deserve better than someone who would.

There is nobody on this Earth who is pretty enough to get away with being vicious and cruel and mean for the fun of it. Fuck those people.
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>>8850244
8=D ~~ 4 inches is avg guys
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Makes me feel better about my six inch dick.
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>>8847903
This.

I'm an older fag here. On second marriage. This wife loves it as she's a nympho like me, but first wife and then inter girlfriend both got tired of my larger cock. I'm a hello nice easy going guy, but they got tired of hurting all the time and the 1 to 2 hour sessions. They both actually said they wanted more quickies without pain. Never made sense to me. I'd make them cum like 5 times a session before I'd cum and sometimes I wouldn't even cum as I'd just get worn out first. But, yeah, they did always complain about the pain.

Current wife and I fuck like rabbits on average 1 to 2 times a day for four years now with no signs of letting up. Pretty cool
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Anybody got that one webm of the two girls laughing at a dudes small dick and a third one whose getting turned on because its her fetish?
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>>8850260
>4 inches is avg guys

Then I'm 75% above average.
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>>8850260
Dude, if any girl tells me that 5.5'' can't please her, I just make a fist and hold it up and say, "I this big enough you might feel it rattling around in there?"

And then I laugh. Because fuck them.

Now no, that hasn't ever happened yet, but that is my plan.

Girls have told me that they value girth about 3x more than length, and that thick cocks are more rare than long ones. And lads, I'm thick.

If that's not big enough, then put out an ad on craigslist for the exact dimensions of cock you want to cum in your ass, lol!

Or just buy a horse, I don't know. Fuck, try an elephant!
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>>8850416
So you pretty much tell that to all women then?
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I'm only 5 inches and get fucked more often than the wife. I usually get a hand job while she's banging me with her strapon. I love it.
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>>8850583
That is so Beta, but a turn on for me as well. I'm 2 and a half inches.
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>>8846698
press the gabe in
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>>8836719
Shamefur dispray
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>>8845262
XD
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>>8836504
>>8836506
>>8836512
Hungarian porn star Sicilia
scene is from X-Art under Cecilia

http://letfap.com/movie/cecilia--ready-for-love-416.html
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It must suck fucking ass to be black and have a small dick. Not only you have a small dick, but every bitch is expecting you to have a huge one.
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>>8851687
Why do you think black people are angry all the time.
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>>8844758
Sauce
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>>8844999
>a girl

well there's your problem
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>>8844999
Jesus christ, we can't go one fucking thread without you insecure faggots shitting it up
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>>8846544
THAT'S GABE FUCKIN NEWELL!!
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bitch asked me once. do you hit bottom when you fuck? I said, no. She replied. Then you're small, think about that every time you're fucking.
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>>8853298

So I should start fucking children!
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>>8846915
got some bad news for you...
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>>8836698
Im asian
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>>8844999
just become a sissy for a guy with a big cock and you're set!
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>>8836630
I really want to comment, I'm just unsure how to say it....
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>>8845262
>projecting
Mate, I'd be lying if I said size doesnt matter, but you gotta know how to pleasure your woman.. Any dick (well not any, but think with me) can get a girl to cum, its not science, just get them horny and fuck, the rest usually just happens.
Average (somewhere between 14 and 21 centimeters is good and will get the job done, anything larger and it will (at first) just hurt. Might be fun to look at, but you'll never have the joy of really fucking a girl, or atleast not until you find a chick with a pipe running towards her shoulders.
-
But hey.. what do I know about it.
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>>8845262
and then there is john snow
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>>8844999
Use real words instead of inches.
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>>8846544
source?
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>>8846558
>>8846570
>>8846581
Sawceee
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>>8844775
That's like my dick right there.
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>>8855539
so how do u feel having such a small dick?
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Many of these "small dicks" are actually just men with a big lard sack around the shaft. After I lost a bunch of weight my dicked looked significantly bigger.
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>>8844764
Thats Nicole Aniston, Anon.

You're welcome. Fap on
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Ive always been told girth is more important. In any event im a little north of 7 with girth and when my GF and i fuck...she for sure cums but i cant go hog wild on her. Especially from behind...she says it hurts too much.

One night we got super high and we fucked for what it seemed like hours and she let me just blast her from behind...she had a pelvic exam the next morning (old fags here.. to check on a cyst on ovary) and the doc said her cervix was massively bruised and not to have sex for a week:(
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>>8838132
>>8847570
>>8847595

If you think it's black people perpetuating this myth you are mistaken. To my knowlege it's a fetish among some white people that has gone "mainstream", here on 4chan it's white people too that post shit like " u mad wiite boy, muh dick". I'm black and I have never ever in my life heard black people(in real life) talk about it, pleeenty of white women have asked me about it though and I have even had straight white male friends being curious. Get you shit togherer guys.
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>>8855480
>>8855456
Same girl/babydick?
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>>8836698
>implying every black guy believes in the bbc myth
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>>8846607
other way around buddy
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>>8855539
Sauce?
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Add me on snapchat @welove6300
Yes thats mein
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>>8845527
How is that working out for you?
Mfw 4.3, lots of fordyce spots, and penile papule crown. Used to have a good looking face to save me, but am now balding at young age.
These threads really just make me want to end myself.
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>>8844999
>5.5
>laughed in your face
Whaaaat? That's average, maybe even just slightly above. The girl either never saw an actual dick before, or she was just a bitch. Don't worry man, there are plenty of chicks who AREN'T complete assholes about that sort of thing.
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>>8840435
You sure do know a lot about dicks
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>>8836630

The average big black cock everyone... KEK
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>>8855548
Sauce? The fact that she can't help but laugh with that puny cock in her mouth is so hot.
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>>8844999
Dude, she was just trying to get under your skin. I have a 7" dick and had an ex tell me it was small. The bitchy chicks just like to mess with you.

Read Much Ado about Nothing. It's just a Benedick Beatrice thing.
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>>8862456
SAUCE!!!
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>>8847463
who gives a shit about terms provide the fucking source you idiotic retard
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I need to dig out my old porn collection there is a video on it of a fat guy with a really small dick.
They hire a prostitute to fuck him
She gets undressed and the minute she touches his dick...boom
He blows his wad.
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>>8846544
That fucking slacker,
fucking bitches instead of getting busy on the 3rd installations of his games, like half life
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>>8844999
What was the context?

Actually it doesn't matter, it's called a shit test anon. Google it. Women that are interested in you constantly think of shit to do to test your psyche to see if you are an alpha gene carrier.

You know the old saying? Women are whores, except if you have a small cock? Said no one ever. Women are always whores. No exceptions. Women can't resist any cock. It's like believing a dog will refuse a small steak.

But for real, their was one study where they researchers made plastic molds of penises instead of just surveying. They had the women state their preferred size, and then choose molds they preferred. On average the women vastly overestimated the size they wanted. EX: They would say 6-7" is a ideal size, then often pick the 5.5" average dick or something close to that, not even realizing the difference.

G-spot is 4 inches in. After that length isn't crucial, just bonus. It's really only important for more positions and variety.

Girth is a deal breaker though. Women prefer above average girth.

Do kegels for diamond erections in 1-3 months. Bitches love diamonds.
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>>8847110
>It's like meeting a freaky girl with a flat chest. Kind of a downer

Pleb
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>>8864204
Does this help you feel better about your tiny and pathetic cock? Even if you packed a hog, no woman would ever want you.
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>>8844999
That's pretty average, I'm about that size maybe a little less or more depends on how horny I am and when was the last time I fapped.
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>>8847210
>I can confirm that it holds relationships together.

No you can't. You can't compare yourself with a version of you with an average dick.

I knew a fitness trainer who big muscles. I don't know how serious he was, but once in conversation he attributed his success of acquiring his girlfriend with his huge muscles. But the guy she dated before him was a skinny skater guy.

What mattered was his muscles gave him confidence. I mean your girlfriend could be a size queen, but game is king.

Actually I have a better story. I had a friend who's short, probably has a 5 inch penis that i've never seen erect but it curves left and looks stupid as fuck. But he's banged most of the girls he wanted that were available, and has had threesomes. He would snipe girls my other friends were trying to hook up with and his current girlfriend left his cousin for him. He didn't do this by deciding his penis wasn't good enough.
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>>8864300
By short I mean short height. Women won't shut the fuck up about tall men, but he defied all that "wisdom".

Whenever I would take the piss out of him over his height, he had me convinced he didn't get it. I couldn't tell if he didn't know height was important to women, or he didn't care. I suppose he convinced women of that too.
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>>8864243
No the research concludes that women are whores and unselective about penises

We could breed small cocks out of existence and excel the human race to godhood, but women keep slutting it up with anyone

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DpptII291aI/hqdefault.jpg

You see this shit? A fucking tiny cock is on the voyager golden record for aliens to laugh at. FOREVER.
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>>8847342
What kind of a woman can't get a man hard? Bitch would've been laughing at her own failure.
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>>8844999
I got an 8,7 inch and girls tell me my dick is huge.
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>>8840403
yeah, that's not average.

Look at her hand for scale.

assuming shes got a smallish hand, i would say it's about 3.5 inches wide. width of her hand ~= length of dick. waayy below average.
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>>8850244
>These fucking girls who would seriously hurt your feelings over something you were born with and can't control, those are vicious cunts, and you're stupid if you fuck them.

Every girl will try to hurt your feelings.

>Just ask yourself, if a really sweet girl was in love with you but she was flat-chested and she was insecure, would you shit on her for it? Laugh at her? Make jokes?

This is fundamentally failing to understand the differences between men and women. Also yes, you need to cut into girls to sleep with them. They won't respect you if you put them on a pedestal.

>If you would never do something like that, I fucking ASSURE you, you deserve better than someone who would.

Compare people who deserve sex to people who receive sex. The overlap is very small.

>There is nobody on this Earth who is pretty enough to get away with being vicious and cruel and mean for the fun of it. Fuck those people.

Yes there are
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Zero fucks are given about dick die. It's all about your hands.. Clean, trimmed hands that are used properly can set any dick up for success.
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>>8858568
>4.3, lots of fordyce spots, and penile papule crown

And what is wrong with it? My bf, although much longer, has both f. spots and papules and they don't affect anything. I think the latter make it more sensitive which I find super hot.

Despite the popular belief, your dick is for your own pleasure so that you can cum. You can find the means for her pleasure regardless of your "equipment".
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>>8844775
Finally a porn video that I can self insert!
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>200 replies
>44 images
>name of the board is G I F

Is /gif/ the new /b/ ?
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>>8836630
holy shit, i have that dick but in white
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>>8844999
whatever man, just find yourself a petite woman.
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>>8864421
its /projectyourowninsecurities/
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>>8836504
Finally.

A thread I can relate to.

Time to make my 5 inchers fell useful.
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>>8864498
there is no correlation between vagina size and a woman's height, just like with a man's height and penis size
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>posting all these average dicks

Porn has really warped your mind. Your average male isnt 7 inches.
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>>8864756
Yes, there is.

A bigger woman needs a bigger vagina to give birth to bigger babies.

Is not like she will not feel a 5 inches dick. But since she can strech much more than a normal girl, she will have preference for big dicks because they can fuck her without hurting here.
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>>8844775
Ffuuuuuggggg

Everything about that guy is too similar to me
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>>8864300
Dude, my personal experience speaks for itself. You are right about what you say and confidence but when you have a big dick like me and confidence as well, you can turn any woman into a slut.
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>>8864764
Dude fuck you. It's women who have warped porn because they have never been satisfied with our dicks.
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>>8846528
Pretty sure his dick can go in the space of her front teeth. Jesus.
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>>8846528
Oh God why!?

This thread is bad and OP should feel bad.
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>>8864332
yeah this is the single most frustrating meme in the gender dichotomy box for me

that i can't get aroused really isn't my fault... for fuck sakes

the same dumb bitches will demand you eat them out. GTFO
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>>8844775
it looks like he was having Vietnam flash backs
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>>8865035
>>8864332
I don't masturbate to porn so I can get hard whenever I want. I just come to /gif/ so I can shit post when I'm drunk.
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>>8844999
You can rest easily at night knowing you will never be able to probably please a woman and all women will cheat on you. Oh, and your father is probably much bigger than you and ashamed of you.
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>>8844775
This kind of dick is exactly the kind my wife likes to suck because she knows these types of guys (fat belly, small dick) have a hard time getting a girl to play with them. She is all about helping the underdog.
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>>8861895
Sauce?
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>>8845262
This is ridiculous. If your woman is leaving you for a guy with a bigger dick, she never really liked you anyway or she is just a shallow girl who wants a big dick and nothing else... in which case she was an idiot for hooking up with an average size penis guy.
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>>8846935
Just because a girl has fucked some guys with above average dicks doesn't make her a whore. That's ridiculous.
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>>8847210
Vaginas don't get permanently 'stretched out' from fucking a big dick. That is just a myth. The vaginal walls are full of muscle which adjusts to whatever size dick is inside them.
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>>8865127
Dude, she will never look at your dick hungry as if it were a slice of pizza like she did for her more well endowed boyfriends like me. Just give it up man, betas never stood a chance in this day and age.
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>>8864204
This is true. My wife and I are swingers and have fucked hundreds of other men and women over the years. My wife likes to fuck a big cock from time to time because it is fun to watch. Just watching... that's it. But she doesn't even cum from it. In fact, despite being with many men, the only way she can cum is with one of those tiny clit vibrators.

For cocks around 6" or so, most women including my wife, enjoy sucking them. Most women don't want to suck a huge cock because it doesn't fit inside their mouths very comfortably. My wife has found 6" fits nicely as have other women I have been with (I am 6.25").
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>>8865142
Actually, my wife views guys who 'lock up' their girlfriends as being 'betas'. She thinks girls who are being forced to only fuck one guy are oppressed and I agree. What are you so afraid of? If your girl leaves you because she enjoyed cumming on someone else's dick, was she really yours to begin with?
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>>8865168
Dude she isn't yours either if she is cucking you, plus I'm a Chad. I don't settles for Beta Standard Relationships.
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>>8847460
try the blue pill
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>>8865154
Do you guys go to adult clubs and fuck other sleazy couples?

In my experience, swingers are never that good looking or not really part of high class society....
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>>8847460
>Honestly I think if I had a bigger dick my life would be alot different which is so strange that something so minor can change your life THAT MUCH.....but i know it would
Now you know how women feel about their boobs. This is why we still need feminism.
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>>8865184
No, other swingers are our nemesis. We prefer to convince people to fuck us who haven't done this kind of thing before. We spend time with them, build relationships, make sexual innuendo and light touching seem natural and fun. After that we 'go in for the kill' and fuck both of them. Believe it or not, the easiest ones to pick up are the ones who have been together the longest and have the least experience with others.
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>>8865197
I don't think I could do that with my girlfriend although I fantasize about her getting fucked by a super feminine small dicked tranny.
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>>8865179
It isn't 'cucking' if I know about it and she and I are fucking others. We are just open about everything. No cuck or cuckoldress BS that you idiots talk about is going on.

It is just swinging.
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>>8865205
Try it. It is way more fun that you would think because the whole 'walling off your girlfriend' aspect is gone and it is quite liberating for everyone involved.
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>>8865207
>It isn't 'cucking' if I know about it
Look I have watched a lot of cuck videos because I'm the chat and the guy, 9 times out of 10, is always in the know and even there watching.

You are getting cucked my friend. Take it from an expert.
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>>8865210
Yeah right, than my girlfriend would run off and fuck guys bigger than me non stop and I would end up like you.
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>>8865215
Cuck videos are mislabeled. Just watching your wife get fucked by another guy (and jerking of during it) has been part of the swinging lifestyle long before these betas came in and label this sort of sexual situation as 'cuck'. It is a stupid word misapplied to a swinging situation that has NOTHING to do with cheating. I mean, the dude is right there watching and jerking off... that IS NOT CHEATING!!
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>>8865228
My wife and I have been fucking others for more than 15 years and neither of us have never though of running off with anyone else. I have been with some women who have given blowjobs that are literally out of this world, but I've never given a thought of leaving my wife for something as shallow as that. She's my soulmate and I will be with her forever.
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>>8865248
What's the point though if you can't stay faithful to each other physically? I feel like this is can only lead to problems.
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>>8865248
If she is your soulmate why do you both feel the need to be with others?
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>>8865238
The second guy might be cheating, you never know.
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Hahahaha you fucking retards I've been in four loving relationships and fucked 18 sluts with my average sized cock. 5.5 inches is just fine.
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>>8865088
Or so that's what she told you to make you feel better.
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>>8862630

Nice rotting teeth you got there
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>>8844999
would you turn down a girl simply because her chest was flat? her ass was flabby? would you turn down a girl because her vagina looked weird?

if you don't care then you will find a girl who won't care about your flaws either. learn to give good head.
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>>8865257
>>8865279
> Be with others =/= fuck others
Intercourse doesn't need to be that much of a loyalty shit. Living together on day to day is the real loyalty, relying on the other to take care of you, help you in times of trouble, enjoy activities and each other's presence. Intercourse can be like any other kind of activity.
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>>8865339
to be fair the penis has a direct effect on the amount of pleasure women get out of sex, tits and a flabby ass don't, they are mostly visual
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>>8865339
I would. Flat chest is a dealbreaker, hard. Vagina looking weird has never happened, and I'm not really interested in ass. But in my case like for many girls, there's a bare minimum. Mine is above B-cup breast and skinny as under 130 pounds for 5'6''.
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>>8865257
>>8865279

You can have a best-friend while still having other friends anon. Your relationship with your best friend doesn't degrade if you hang out with someone else. The same thing applies to sex. Plenty of benefits with mutually exclusive sexual relationships between two people, and nothing wrong with this lifestyle if it's what you chose. But the tradition that sex should never be shared with others is rather selfish.
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>>8865389
That's cool and all but there are certain special things I only do with a single special friend because it's somewhat special. Not some sad excuse of a slop bowl that gets passed around to feed my lust.
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>>8855610
Any excersices that help that mound around your dick specifically?
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>>8855562
where do i find more vids like dis
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>>8862456
sauce plx
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>>8865357
This niggers. This.
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holy shit this amount of insecurity in this thread... average guys thinking they cant satisfy anyone, big guys clutching at their size because its their only source of self worth...

looks are important. personality is more important. banging lots of girls makes you feel good short term and gains you respect among your peers, and as long as you have confidence and functioning junk (dont jerk off so much) you can get plenty of girls. Some people have to work harder than others, yes. Most people will fail several times along the way. Its called learning. Success is achievable for anyone if they actually try, by improving themselves and having confidence. But, to be satisfied in the long term, you dont want to be with a girl that only cares about size anyways. Whats the true point of dating and having sex with as many women as possible? Like I said, short term satisfaction and bro points, but long term its to have as many experiences as possible with different types of people and find what you like in each one, and thus get closer to figuring out what kind of person it is that makes you the happiest. That is the person you want to procreate with. I mean on the base level its to squirt in everyone and propagate our genes to the fullest, but ya'll know I'm talking about finding meaning in modern life. Not trying to be preachy but to tell it like i see it
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>>8865389
Agree. Thank you, anon!
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>>8865425
running, because you cant spot reduce fat
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>>8865287
Who cares what the second guy does? He is just a good lay. Nothing more.
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