>>8815269
Does anyone have this models name? Because she's always rockin hot fuckin one pieces on QVC
>>8815274
MeatyHarshArmyworm.webm
>HAHAHAHAHA!
To the ultimate autist who has been using his "funny" random filenames for years now: you're not funny. You're shit.
I never save your webms, I never laugh at your posts, I only feel deep pity for you.
You clearly spend a lot of time doing what you do and you're proud of it. But there's nothing to be proud of. Your filenames are garbage. Not inventive, not funny, not even slightly amusing. They only make me want to scroll past your filesTo the ultimate autist who has been using his "funny" random filenames for years now: you're not funny. You're shit.
I never save your webms, I never laugh at your posts, I only feel deep pity for you.
You clearly spend a lot of time doing what you do and you're proud of it. But there's nothing to be proud of. Your filenames are garbage. Not inventive, not funny, not even slightly amusing. They only make me want to scroll past your files.
>>8815282
name ?
>>8815618
I'm sorry but you are going to feel pretty dumb soon.
>>8815618
Of all the posts ever unironically posted on 4chan, this was the funniest.
>>8815618
You're hilarious anon. No one tell him.
>>8815688
whats her name?
>>8815618
is this pasta or spaghetti?
>>8815279
name?
>>8815653
>>8815677
this is pasta that was never posted inironically
>>8815618
>Trying hard
MadeMeReply/10
>>8815618
The fact that the filenames got such a strong emotional reaction from this person show that they are true art.
>>8815803
>replying to pasta
>>8815269
GOD if I had a dollar for every time my teenage self cranked one out to the chubbos on late-night infomercials, QVC swimsuit/lingerie sales, and exercise shows I could probably afford my own island.
>>8815269
FUCK, BEST FAP EVER
>>8815269
the girl I'm currently seeing has a body like that
it's awesome, hottest girl I've ever been with
>>8815269
you know you've lost it hen you start fapping to infomercials
>>8815830
>implying
when I was 13 all I had was the women's underwear section of the local mail order catalogue
>>8815279
Joey Fisher... your welcome! LSB
>>8815714
Could she really eat in a restaurant dressed like that ?
I'm no sandnigger but I'm pretty sure she would be kicked out in my country...
>>8815269
sauce
>>8815483
Sammi Marsh. She has a website with a ton of modeling pics like this. Enjoy, buddy.
>>8815282
Lucy Li (porn)... LSB. Either your a connoisseur or your not!
>>8815714
Sindy111 aka grossest nipples ever.
>>8815882
It seems to be from QVC.
>>8815882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xaV15kpJtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqxI9mQiNko
Have fun.
>>8815732
Pasta
>>8815618
You have even more autism for typing this shit out for a dude on a random porn board
>>8815269
That shit went viral when it first was aired.
>>8816007
its shit copypasta
>>8815734
Molly Jane. She does a ton of incest-themed stuff which isn't really my bag, but she is one of the hottest girls in the game as of current.
>>8815798
>best porn acting ever
>>8815618
Should we tell him that the way gfycat works is that it automatically saves files as a random combination of Adjective/Adjective/Noun
>>8816264
we shouldn't
>>8816268
Her nipples look freakishly small
>>8815269
https://youtu.be/lRj6Nb91CS0
>>8816384
whoa
>>8816392
yeah dude TV in 2016 is fucking awesome!
>>8816311
jesus christ those tanlines... sauce?
>>8816373
I was staring at his titties bouncing more than hers
>>8816480
interesting, after reading your post i realized there was a guy in the scene
>>8816268
Ugh... nasty.
>>8816268
Why would mother nature bless a land whale with a pair of blowjob lips like those?
>>8816499
to give blowjobs?
>>8816347
It's a trap!
>>8816324
Who, please.
>>8816512
Que?
>>8815618
Holy shit, maximum autism in the wild
source for this video? and yes i see the watermark
>>8816590
holy shit WANT
>>8815853
dude wtf is up with those cockeyed nipples?
>>8815756
sauce please?
>>8816516
I think it's Milena Velba
>>8815714
sauce?
>>8815282
my face belongs between those
>>8816560
When is she gonna do hardcore?
if anyone knows a link to this one, i'd like to have it
>>8816799
or, just the name of the girl would be nice as well
>>8816799
holy shit that's really awesome
need sauce
>>8816300
>WateryValidCapybara
salsa amigo?
>>8816454
Danni Ashe
made a name for herself in the 90s, hit it big as one of the first big internet porn stars
She works as a photographer now
>>8816838
amanda love
>>8816562
Sauce?
>>8816464
She always gives me an insta-boner
>>8816530
anymore JLH?
>>8816392
Yulia Nova
>>8816590
Sauce? Looks like a JAV
>>8816590
For God's sake, SAUCE!!!!!
>>8816300
I always thought I was a butt guy, not a boob guy...
>>8815618
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kiddo. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kiddo. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kiddo? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kiddo. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards…
>>8815688
omfg she is so fucking cute, and what huge tits. anyone got a name?
>>8817409
Sindy1111
>>8816549
Nicole Peters, I miss her
>>8817342
What has this thread become...
>>8817511
fantastic
>>8817582
>>8816369
who is that?
>>8817600
Sauce for this?
>>8815833
I hear yah. When i was 14/15 i had to seek downstairs when everyone was asleep and turn on late night men and motors channel when the stripper shows started. we had no internet back then you had to hunt for your next fapp.
>>8817590
plz.. need that sauce
>>8817662
amen!
>>8815850
>Kicking out a girl who is wilingly showing you her tits
You're an ungrateful little shit anon.
>>8817061
>Carlye Denise
Thank you.
>>8817157
Now you've seen the light. It is the one and only true way.
>>8817645
Linsey Dawn Mckenzie
>>8816384
lol that youtube channel
>>8816340
who she
>>8815756
Brooklyn Chase
>>8817754
Nelli Roono / Abbi Secra
>>8817157
Amanda Love for cosmid.net
>>8816464
Sauce?
>>8815734
Slimy Handy African Wildcat
>>8815269
I'll bet it takes them years to get that thing off and then seconds for those boobs to sag to the floor.
>>8817825
GTFO
>>8816480
then you, sir, are a gay faggot who likes dudes for the sexing of your butt
not that there's anything wrong with that. let your freak flag fly. but you'll probably fly it from inside your cavernous, well-worn anus
>>8815756
Why tf are they wearing shoes?!
>>8815756
Why tf are they wearing shoes?
>>8817962
>>8817967
>plz avoid double posting ! Use edit to amend your previous post !
If it's not a "directorial choice", it means they are shooting in a place that wasn't clean between scenes (which is every scene after the second one filmed in the same place), and some bodily fluid ended on the floor.
You don't wanna step in someone else's cum while trying to stay hard on camera.
>>8817838
>>8815830
Really lost it to the spanish language infomercials for body shapers with ass padding. Great when you're too wasted to crawl to the computer for real porn.
>>8815732
But spaghetti is pasta, and both are Italian. Check your food privilege.
>>8817902
OMG! Perfect tits and ass?! Would fuck vigorously and often! Would make her my personal semon demon!
>>8816157
That's Joey Fisher. Molly Jane has a bit smaller boobs. Joey doesn't do hardcore.
>>8817806
True detective season one, i think it's in episode 2 or 3
You should just watch the whole thing though, season one was great
>>8817739
Thanks fambourghini
>>8816373
Ariana Sinn
>>8815756
Is /gif/ the designated cuck board on 4chan?
>>8818141
Danni Ashe. Happy fappin.'
>>8815853
Can I get a sauce?
>>8818322
>All dose white tattas
>All dose pretty faces
You pick the one black dick in a thread with 175+ posts to bitch about
You /pol/front faggots sure are insufferable faggots aren't you
>>8817623
http://www.xvideos.com/video19694995/fulanax.com_-_miriam_prado_titty_titty_bang_bang
>>8815714
>This is what I was wearing
>Tell me I was asking for it
>>8816370
looks like jewstein with big tits, literally more quiet
than quiet. mayhem
>>8815830
I felt like the luckiest kid alive when our Dish Network gave us Cinemax for a whole month free. Set our DVR to record a documentary about the Amish that was right before one of their softcore swinger shows.
Manually set it to record a good hour after that actual documentary had finished. Mom was none the wiser that I had softcore porn stashed away on our DVR.
Few years later I forget about it and get back home to see my mom watching said documentary and remarking how she was clearing out the thing for space and found it. Apparently the actual documentary was pretty good.
>>8816516
milena velba dude
>>8816385
Can a guy get some sauce? I've seen two other webms of the two women, but what are their names?
>>8816373
Ugh. Fat titties < fit titties.
>>8816325
Sauce on this? Can't find on DDF
>>8815853
That's some good vintage porn with some good vintage tan lines.
>>8815850
it very likely wasn't nearly as see-through in real life
digital cameras are way more sensitive to infrared wavelengths than human eyes are, and infrared wavelengths pass through clothing more easily than visible ones
>>8815274
She's not white, she's british!
>>8816713
http://www.xvideos.com/video21576391/frivolous_dress_order_-_post_its
>>8818786
This is an amazing body. Sauce or name?
>>8816370
>
That was a eventful segment during her plays
>>8818794
I think Im in love with Tessa
>>8816406
fucking sauce
pls
>>8817342
now THIS is quote worthy.
newerfag(?) here and would not be surprised if this is itself a copypasta or if this guy decided to samefag and save face.
>>8815701
lol
>>8815269
Kek I used to fap to this as a prepubescent boy
>>8819013
history is made in the Big white titties thread
>>8815279
fuck those look exactly like my ex-wife's. my present girlfriend's are nice too.. just not quite that plump. feelsnostalgicman but kind of not, because she was a bitch..
>>8816406
moar
>>8818479
Dudes have been raping women since the beginning of time, including 19th century Europe when women wore heavy dresses and tons of layers.
Rape has nothing to do with what they wear and more with you being a shitty person.
>>8815734
Tony Montana
anyone have katy whatsherface before she lost weight?
I have a thing for skinny chicks, but she was fucking epic before she lost weight.
>>8819080
Check up out my ears
Tony Montana, Tony Montana, Tony Montana
I'm 'bout to cop the Porsche
Tony Montana, Tony Montana, Tony Montana
You leave me no choice, take em to
Tony Montana, Tony Montana, Tony Montana
>>8816340
new fetish acquired
>>8815701
LOL more please
>>8816379
Sauce ???
>>8819011
Wifey on pornhub. Really the best she has
>>8816523
sause on the girl
image search brings up nothing but "visually similar images" or some weird anime art
>>8816602
Clean your lens you filthy animal
>>8816530
I like the jiggle but god damn it's a shame that she's gotten so fat
>>8817724
Welcome to sharia law bitch
>>8817868
like an uglier and worse dancing version of christina model
>>8816537
Source please
>>8818794
>no ass
Fuck me.
Still nice though.
>>8815853
I wish we were still on the 'not tanning your privates' wave, this is my fetish
>>8819361
Ever notice how fucking low quality the women in porn are
>>8816306
Sauce
>>8819458
Sauce
eroshare.com/fvh19qni
>>8818370
>refers to board
>hurdur your pick der one black cock if like in my ass you pol fag
Kys cuck
>>8816566
Oh god, source please?
>>8819256
Nadine Jensen
>>8818370
Not that guy, but there's more than one in this thread and they're all hardcore when virtually everything else isn't.
Let's not pretend that there aren't cucks and race baiters that are happy to spam IR at any thread with "white chick," in the title. They're just as annoying as the much maligned /pol/tards are. You know they're not posting those webms because the white chick has wonderful big tits, but because she's with a black dude.
>>8818361
well you're dumb
>>8816268
If she was skinny in the beginning It would be a different story
>>8818715
and the autism pushes forward for another day
>>8818777
song name?
>>8819116
Noelle Easton...Before her fall from grace.
>>8816486
sauuuce
>>8816512
Wendy Fiore aint a trap.
Look up.
>>8816486
D: what's her name?
>>8815269
imagine an exceptional girl letting you touch her, crazy...
>>8819764
No idea on vid, but that's Michelle Monaghan or Michelle Bond, either names good
>>8820489
It's an manish woman than
>>8817724
not everyone is a virgin beta like you, that cums his pants at seeing one nipple.
>>8815810
It's w copy paste new fag as is the faggot posting it. It's pretty much a sign saying " look at me I'm off school for the summer!"
>>8815269
She looks like Katarina
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56fb41d811905
>>8816551
I want her to do this.
