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Have you ever be so beta that you couldn't keep it hard for your gorgeous GF ?
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I couldn't keep it hard with such a horrible cover playing in the background either.
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>gorgeous gf
>beta

okay
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>>8744846
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If you're sexually active with your girlfriend for awhile, you're bound to have a day when you're just not feeling it.
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>>8744951
Or whiskeydick... because shit happens.
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Yes, after 200 times with the same woman, it happens.
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>>8744846
for sure. i've been fucked up on painkillers and had to call it off several times. your dick just wont function.
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>>8744874
kek
seriously they're taste in music is atrocious
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Ummmm yeah. Pretty much everytime I drink anymore. When I was 20 I could get blacked out and slam pigs left and right. Not so much these days. Now i'll just let her blow me until I pass out or my dick gives up.
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>>8744846
When a guy can't get hard a woman should just take charge, turn him over, root out his ass, and milk his flaccid cock until his cum just drips out. A good hard prostate massage will drain a man hard or not
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>>8744846
>Have you ever be so beta that you couldn't keep it hard for your gorgeous GF ?
I've never even had a girlfriend so no.
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>>8744962
mfw i get soft because gf throbs so hard i cant feel my dick anymore
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>>8744846

Actually, yes, during a bout of depression. It was embarrassing, although she wasn't angry so much as annoyed.
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>>8744874
Lol for real maybe turn down the herion addict music when fucking something with a half decent simple beat is best
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>>8745750
Depression kills it, man. Myself I've never had this difficulty. I see vagina, I fill
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sex is overrated. relationships are overrated. don't live doctrine, stop it, rub one out and ditch your "better half" that only holds you back and nags at every chance she gets.
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>>8745784
Spoken like a true kissless virgin
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>>8745784
l m a o
>Tfw my relationship is the best thing that ever happened to my life
>tfw i get sex, bj, fetishplay you name it whenever i want to
>tfw youre still a virgin XD LE fight the system
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Started happening to me a few years ago, I have no idea why, now I take cialis, I cut the fucking tablets into 3 because they are expensive.
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>>8745664
Second this, a good woman always finds a way to pleasure her man.
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We tend to fuck multiple times a day, almost every two hours. So after cumming 3 times, it gets difficult.
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What's the last thing she saws before she turns off the cam? Can't make it out

Also,

>when she says you can do anything you want with me

HNNNGGGGHHH
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Pro-tip: if this happens to you, before taking boner pills that wear you heart out, think long and hard whether you're actually attracted to her.
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>>8744846
Sounds like you haven't had much sex in your life.
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>>8744846
Well the first girl I did anything sexual with laughed in my face the moment she saw my dick so it's been rough since then. Rough as in my dick doesn't work unless I'm masturbating.
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>tfw girlfriend can't get pregnant
>tfw we both are clean
>tfw cum inside her everyday
>tfw cumming inside a pussy with no condom

Dear lord there is nothing like that feeling, except maybe a BJ where the chick swallows and continues to suck after you cum
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>>8745919
...shit just happens with age.

Ask anyone who is older than 30 if they can still bone like they are in their early 20's. 95% of them will say no.
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>>8746068
>chick on the pill
>same thing
do you think you're special
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>>8744846
When I'm drunk it's hopeless
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>>8745784
>I've never even touched a girl: the post
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>>8745800
Spotted the *actual* virgin.
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>>8746073
I'm 32 and I can
I'm black tho ...not sure if that matters
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>>8745843
Exactly so. That's how you know if she's a really good girl
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Only when condoms become involved because half the feeling is gone after that
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>>8744846
If I knew I was being filmed, yes.
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My girlfriend farted while I was fucking her once, the smell and the memory of smelling shit has stopped me being sexually attracted to her for a good 2 years now.

I prefer to jack off than have sex with her... but shes still my girlfriend because shes a nice person. Not dumping her over sex.
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>>8745804

I pay $250-ish per bottle. 5mg daily, but I just take 2-3 Friday Morning and I'm good through Monday.

I don't always need it, but honestly, after being with the same woman for so long, there is certain lack of enthusiasm.
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>>8746073

40 here.

Not sure of its me, or just being with the same partner for sooooo long.

Don't have an issue when jacking though...
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>>8745784
Kinda true, and I've banged 8 chicks.
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>>8746183
>i've had sex 30 times, I know what I'm talking about

"bangin" 8 chicks doesn't learn you shit m8
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>>8746146
Lol, wut
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>>8744846
How come no one has mentioned her terrible position for doggy? If a bitch came at me with that arch I would go soft too
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>>8744846
I took a chance with buying the Viagara etc. from those ads on Pornhub.
Well, they work - it's basically Indian sub continent stuff, and they are the real deal under different brand names.
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>>8746082
>trusting a woman
I'm sure that'll turn out well
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I've been thinking a lot about this, excuse my rant in advance.

This happened to me when I was 22 in the back of my car.

I took my ex gfs sister out to a logging road to fuck her for revenge and plus lets be real we always wanna fuck our girlfriends sisters and she was pretty hot.

I was rly attracted to her but I could not get it up, I had been waiting for that moment for years and all I could do was drag my limp cock on her pussy.

Tbh she was into some bad shit and sometimes I think your body is just more mature than your brain, its kinda happened to me before but not that bad.

I also had some really bad physical habits, like i had smoked a pack and a half of cigs that day and I dont think that helped.


Anyway, this shit happens to everyone, I wouldnt say its a beta thing, just a biological thing. Also, I think some men are different tho and have such high sex drives they cannot stop fucking and can not leave women alone no matter what they do. I wish I was like that but I am what I am I suppose, lots of exercise Id say would help.

In conclusion, it really doesnt matter or make you beta because the girl will literally take it out on herself, she will think shes not pretty enough and will honestly probably be more fucked up about it than you. I think that this is the most logical explanation though that youre just not attracted *or attracted anymore* to that girl at that time and you really just needed to get your rocks off.

Thats what Ive been thinking anyway, take it for what it is.
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>>8746286
Spoken like a true beta nu-male. Justifying your limp and impotent dicks.
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i did once but that was because she was giving just so much teeth with the blowjob it didnt feel good anymore. even tho she was hot as hell could not give a blowjob for her life
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>>8746323
Lol okay dude
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>>8746323
Because only alphas spend their time on anime image boards calling other people betas, right?
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>>8746094
Still overrated . 30 min of pleasure wow . Fuck off
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>>8746375
Yeah, what's wrong with that, betacuck?
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>>8744846
Kept happening the first few times with my first gf. It was embarassing although my gf didn't mind too much. It was mostly a matter of me being very self-conscious about performing - not being able to enjoy the moment. It got better after a few times.
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>>8746323
Aaaaaand tonight, on Spot the Virgin...
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>>8746416
>Cuck

15-year old edgy kid detected
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>>8745784
>hehe, yes goy, stop breeding
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>beta
>with a gf

HA
thanks for reminding me that I'll die alone, anon
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>>8746218
Exactly bad sex is bad sex. His doing his best to fix her terrible positioning
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>>8746073
>Ask anyone who is older than 30 if they can still bone like they are in their early 20's. 95% of them will say no.

lol
you get a lot better as you get older, m8, unless you're doing it wrong.
male and female alike. in bed, a 20-year-old woman can't compete with a 40-year-old woman.
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>>8744846
I watch so much deprived shit i'm afraid this might happen to me one day.
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>>8744846
My girlfriends pelvic floor is way too tight, we can't have vaginal sex without it hurting her. She still insists we do it sometimes, even though I'm happy to just do oral and toys and stuff while she gets it treated. I often lose it because seeing genuine discomfort on her face when i put it in doesn't turn me on.

I
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>>8746572
That's actually kinda sad anon
I hope you and your girlfriend the best
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Out of curiosity, what is she saying can't hear....for some reason...
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>>8745744
This so much. Sometimes she's enjoying it so much she loosens up and gets so wet you can barely feel anything with a condom on
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>>8746572
Sounds hot.
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>>8746572
I think you just have a serious case of 'too big dick', anon. You should get it checked out by a professional.
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>>8744899
I'm sure that retarded music isn't helping the situation.
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This is why snow bunnies love the Alpha BBC....remember that white boyz.
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>>8744846
when i put a condom it just kills the boner, fuck condoms
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>>8744846
>some boring white chick with no ass
>she's doing no work, doesn't even push back, you can tell she's a dead fish in bed
>curled back instead of arching it

the definition of a boner kill scenario
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>>8746596
my wife and I don't do condoms and it gets like that regardless sometimes. It's awful. (her tubes are tied)
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>condoms
Lol you guys are silly
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wtf is she saying? Fuck the pain away??
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>>8746323
Femanon here to say that every guy I've ever heard say something like that was only proud of his ability to keep it up because literally everything else about his body sucked. Until he worked out. Then he was just one of those betas that hang out in clubs and rub their sexual frustration up against girls until they inevitably date rape someone.

Tldr lol

>>8746286
Most girls will understand if you explain all of this to her, but not saying anything usually translates into you not wanting us anymore on some level. I had this problem with someone when I was younger once. Female reaponce to any type of erectile distinction is a meme. No body cares. Betas are guys that do care, or can't please a girl otherwise.
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Some medications will do it too.

I used to be able to go 4 or 5 times a day minimum, then I started taking meds for epilepsy and now I can only go once a day on average, sometimes not at all.

Cold medicine will also rek your dick for a few days until it's out of your system.
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>>8746596
That feeling is so fucking infuriating.
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What if the bitch isnt gorgeous enough... does that still make you a pansy ass beta?
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>>8744846
failing to get hard happened a few times, all of them when we she decided to try other things not oral sex with me. When that happened I just gave her more oral sex like a boss. Then it never happened again.
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>>8745784
aka lets end the human race
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>>8745912
Reported for fake gif
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> 29, about to hit 30
> used to fuck 3-6 times a night, 15-25 minute sessions
> struggled to cum because of deathgrip, had anxiety about not being able to cum
> usually outlasted/exhausted my partner

Fast forward to now
29, almost thirty
> dating a girl who s a chubby (120 ish pounds ) vanilla version of Christy mack. Literally same eyes/facial profile. Great tits, insatiable sex drive, impregnation fantasy, likes it rough, hates condoms

> I now usually cum within 3-8 minutes of intercourse
>20% of the time I either struggle to get or maintain an erection
> in constant fear of losing boner
> feel like she's younger than me and is probably too much for me
FUCK. I hate 5 get viagra, but I'm legitimately feeling beta as fuck now.
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>>8744883
It must be for a beta guy
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>be me, married 29M
>be swingers
>hook up with other couples
>I have huge cock and shit stamina
>other guy has small cock and amazing stamina
>both women experiencing something different
>sneak attack: i use desensitizing condom and put the other guy to shame
>guy doesnt want to come back any more
>girl texts me behind his back to set up a threesome with my wife
>nope.png
>dont need drama in my life

am I alpha beta?
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>>8747839
Tits or gtfo cunt.
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>>8747839
Hey femanon Im the guy that wrote that rant and got a quick question for you.

Do women like men that are constantly thirsty for sex?

I know many women say no because that quality in men tends to go hand in hand with cheaters but if the man was faithful and had that quality what would you think?
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>>8746073
im 31 and still pop boners easily

could be because im a fucking virgin still though
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>>8748121
No you are now omega for turning her down.
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>>8745744
Same here. Girlfriend is a tall, blue eyed blond with danm big tits and a nice round Ass.
She gets horny very fast and tehrefore her tight Pussy is so wet that i really have problems to feel anything after a while.
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>>8745800
luke XD
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>>8745664
aahhhahahaha I love this anon, kek
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>tfw used to bareback from ex-girlfriend on the pill
>tfw have to use condoms for sluts now that she's gone
>tfw terrified of changing positions because I almost always lose it during those crucial seconds of transitioning
Feels bad man
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>>8744846

No, Rabbi, I have never had that problem. I have no need for your $120p.h. therapist sessions or partnered pharmaceuticals. Thank you for your genuine concern for my well being, though.
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>>8745784
The only thing I miss about relationships is true companionship. It doesn't happen often, but having someone you can trust 100% and that trusts you equally is amazing.

And kisses are also nice. People should start researching fleshlights to simulate a kiss.
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>>8746146

l laughed so fucking hard
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>>8744846
>Trying to fugg with some nigger singing in the background
I'd go flaccid too senpai. The only sounds which you should hear are the sounds of breathing, wet slapping, and the neighbors kids screaming through the open window
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>>8744951
>>8744962
Or too much porn.

>>8745342
It really doesn't.
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>>8746329
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzb726TP-OM
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Used to happen sometimes. Was concerned my dick was too little or I was less experienced. Overthinking everything. Eventually y'get kinda jaded, and it becomes fun. That sexual awakening is nice. To go from timid play to pounding like rabbits. Mmm.
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>>8746572
same shit happes to my gf, it sucks. There's pelvic floor exercises for that, my gf couldn't even get me inside her for months when we started going on together.
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>>8744846
>your gorgeous GF
that's something a beta male would say tbqh
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>>8746402
Hey man, it isn't my fault you're a fucking loser. At least you've taken the effort to remove yourself from the gene pool anyways.
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> be me, 20
> dating gf for five months
> everything great until we have a serious talk about our future
> gf asks if i ever think about marriage
> i wasnt until she asked
> think about it the next day
> spending the rest of my life with one woman
> not sure if i like it
> sexy time that night, cant get it up
> fuck
> apologize
> "its okay anon, it happens"
> we do other stuff
> next day, same thing
> i still get random boners throughout the day
> but as soon as im in bed with gf i cant get it up
> blame it on commitment phobia
> a week later, still cant get it up for her
> shes pissed
> i feel incredibly awful and emasculated
> blow off date with gf to go drinking with buddies
> slightly drunk at a crowded bar
> standing in line at the bathroom
> some guy i don't know squeezes past me in the line
> his shoulder slides along my chest, and i get goosebumps
> i can smell his aftershave
> his butt rubs across my crotch
> my dick is so fucking hard it hurts
> tl;dr that's how i discovered i was gay
> didnt realize it until i contemplated spending the rest of my life with a woman
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>>8748217
>brags about his hot horny gf
> can't get it up/fuck her properly

I'm sorry, but you're a cuckold in the making.

Post her nudes.
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>>8745342
Thats why we men always need new pussies
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>>8745858
every 2 hours this fella has sex but here he is looking at porn on 4chan
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Happens to me on occasional. I think about stuff too much. Like car parts, and what bills I need to pay, and why did I wear pants with buttons in the 8th grade. Ends up distracting me. Or if she comes over and its late, I start falling asleep. After a lifetime of beating my own dick, I gave up on porn and masturbating a while back, but I need constantly stimulation to stay hard. Even then sometimes its a no go. Just shrug my shoulders and eat the pussy until im ready to go.
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>>8744846
Never had a problem keeping it hard. Drunk, stoned, tired, hungry, etc. My problem was always not being able to last more than 5 mins. Especially if she was tight. I think that was more of me just being selfish, though, and not wanting to slow down and take it easy :P. Unless I'm dating a chick, idc about her pleasure.
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>>8748298
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
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>>8745804
>>8746158
I get bulk tadalafil as "research chemicals" so the patents don't block it. $20 for about 40-50 doses.
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>>8744899
He's circumcised...not that hard to explain it. Most of you American cunts have had your dicks cut off so its not surprising you need so much lube and get soft as if looking at an old family member.
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>>8746218
>>8746492
>>8746740
Exactly. She needs a fucking spanking.
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>>8745342
Bullshit.

>>8744846
Only after heavy drinking. Even then it's more like hard-soft-hard-soft-hard-soft-passout
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>>8745800
here we have the actual virgin
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>>8749782
It should really be illegal to get children circumcised because it's without consent. I'm circumcised and it was extremely hard to have sex for the longest time and ruined my first few relationships and I still sometimes have issues with it during sex. I never had a fucking choice since my parents chose to cut my dick when I was a baby. Fuck every parent who does that to a child it will fuck with their sex lives later
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>>8748313
accurate
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>>8746099
>>8749810
Virgin or not, you guys have never satisfied a woman.
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>>8749782
ya
>>8749823
definitely had problems because of it too.
most 'rents that chose to circumsize were tricked into it by well-meaning or nefarious physicians and institutions so it's hard for me to hate them for being naive/scared/bullied
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>>8749753
Fucking how? Enlighten me on the steps. I'd greatly appreciate it.
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>>8750412
Go to PurchasePeptides.net, go to research liquids, go nuts.
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It hurts her to have sex and usually we can only go for two or three minutes in missionary position. I only get turned on by kinks/mental stuff, I'm not physically attracted to women (or men) so often times I can't even stay hard long enough to get it in since normal sex is so boring. I've made her orgasm but I've never been able to.
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>>8749843
neither have you faggot, you still go on 4chan
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>>8744846
Story time
> be at party with gf
> gf starts making out with other girl there, other girl is girl I've always wanted to fuck
> they grab my hand and lead me back to a bedroom
> all three of us making out
> too drunk, can't get an erection
> miss out on only possible chance for a three way I'll probably ever have
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> Be me 22
> Dating serious mental case, crying after sex sometimes etc
> Move hour away for college, still with chick
> Expects me to drive home every weekend, boohoos when i dont
> Chick Ive known for years starts hanging out at apt im staying at
> Few weeks go by and we start making out one night
> She pulls my cock out, starts sucking.
> So nervous cause im cheating on a psycopath but my dick is diamonds in her mouth
> Few minutes shes drops her pants and starts putting a condom on me
> Suddenly my dick is a turtle
> Shes all "Whats wrong"
> Im like "Fuck if i know"
> Couple days go by she wants to bone puts condom on my diamond dog again and insta turtle
> I pull condom off, diamond dog salute and fuck the shit out of her.
> Break up with Psyco bitch the next day via phone

Moral of my story, I cannot fuck with a condom any more, my dick just wont have it.
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>>8744846

Beta? No, but there have been a few times fucking a girl where something grosses me out and wrecks the mood.

>clearing off guest room bed covered in boxes and junk.
>wife climbs on, doggy position
>I grab her pants and pull them down
>get behind her, pull my junk out
>start getting hard, groping her ass, fingering her, dick at 95%
>about ready, pull her cheeks apart just playing
>shit smell hits me, and I see a shit shmear on inside ass crack
>instantly grossed out
>shove dick, now at 80% in and pump wildly to keep it up
>manage to cum in about 2 minutes, fucking with semi limp noodle

Later on that day she tells me how great it was to have suck impulsive power quickie.

I'm still kinda grossed out.

Other things that have wrecked my boner

>finding little bits of toilet paper
>knowing she has been sweaty but is unshowered
>knowing she had upset stomach with multiple shits earlier that day
>when she decides to play rough and slaps my balls, but were not having that kind of sex.
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>>8745878
The bitch sounds crazy as fuck, speaking non stop, going from "Aw, I'm sorry" to "make me come" back and forward...
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>>8744846

>me 17
>best friends Mom getting remarried
>Her husband is awesome guy
>He and I get along great, becomes like a 2nd dad.
>week of wedding, his daughter from previous marriage arrives.
>qt3.14, wants nothing to do with any of this.
>day of wedding, I tell her I understand this is hard for her
>night of wedding, fucking pounces me
>making out, starts to put hand down my pants
>asks if I want bj (never had one)
>as she starts, It hits me that her Dad would be devastated by this
>boner kill
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>she asks if I came in pants from excitement

this was 23 years ago. Her Dad is still like a mentor and friend to me, and i'm closer than any of his real or step children.

Still, pretty beta, still cringe all these years later.
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>>8746572

Im only 5in with average girth and i couldnt even fit my dick in my gf the first 2 and a half years then after that it took like 30 mins of warming up and by that time my boner was kill
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>>8751003
One thing i'm glad is that my wife actually uses water AND toilet paper after she's done using the bathroom...
Also i fucking hate when women are sexually clueless... It's liek they see stuff on TV and copy them completely out of place because "guys like porn".
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>>8745739
/thread
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lol my problem is that when im alone i wanked my dick so much that when i start to fuck have no interest in fucking xD i should keep my hands out of my pants
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>>8745599
You're spellign is atrosios
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>>8750428
Any specific way use it? I mean it's obviously not in pill form, so do I need to mix it with anything, inhale vs ingest etc.
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>>8744962
this
never underestimate whiskey
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>>8750564
>assuming everyone else on here is as much of a loser as you are
LOL
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>>8751471
Just take it orally, just like the pill. I suppose you could mix it into a a drink or food, but you really don't need to.
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>>8744846
Not a beta just not in love lord very attracted it's rare for me to find attraction gotta have the right combo of looks and personality
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This thread makes me feel 10x better about my ED. it is what it is. I posted earlier, and I've always had anxiety with sex. First few times about a decade ago my three problems were:

1) getting it up at all if there was a condom involved (still a thing if I had to use one)
2) I outlasted my partner. I'd literally fuck them in every position and then realize I struggled to cum. Like, I legit questioned if I was attracted to my partner at all. The erection answered that, but fuck, it's frustrating to not orgasm.
3)the fucking death grip from porn and masturbating.

Now I have a banging slut of a girlfriend, and i find myself cumming in less than minutes when I'm full on. However I'm in constant fear of going limp or not being able to get it up, or needing 15/20 minutes to do so, or what happens when we transition positions and i go limp.

I want to blame the latter on old age or ED, but I know so much of it is now fucking psychological. I wouldn't care if one night I was spotting a modest 6.5er with decent girth only for the next week I find myself with a limp noodle. I keep thinking about viagra and stuff, but it's not the fear of the doctor talk or needing it vs "what if it's just in my mind'
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>>8750428
>PurchasePeptides.net
thanks bro, gonna try it out
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>>8745858
Do you both not have jobs?
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eat fruit
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>>8746551
You seem to be confusing experience with physicality
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>>8749782
I'll take my better looking cock over a turtleneck anteater cock any day
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Was harder to stay hard my first few times
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>be me
>go to bar
>meet cutie
>fuck it havent fucked in a while
>take her home
>she's giving me head
>great head
>almost nut, but would have been beta
>start thinking about math to not nut
>get soft because i got too focused on math

feels good man
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It happens to me once in a while.

I was on SSRI's that affected my sexual performance, and the side effects can be permanent or last for years.

Also, if a woman really loves you she'll understand that the penis, like the vagina, can have a mind of it's own.
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>>8746596
I know that feel m8.
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>>8748036
reported for announcing that you're reporting someone
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>>8746715
same thing here m8, also my gf cant take pills so its a good/bad situation - I have bj after every intercourse but I really would like to cum insider her from time to time.
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>>8748154
Some of them are, my current gf can have sex like 3-4 times a day. Shits its real.
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>>8751990
huh?

Busting your nut is beta?
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>>8745800
This
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>>8746146
fucking faggot, it's just s fart. I bet you've squirted out some real winners.
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>>8746183
>banged 8 chicks
GOLD STAR ANON
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>>8751003
This is why me and my bf almost always shower before sex.
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>>8751990
kek; been there
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>>8751003
good read - 8/10. Thing about the shit/sweat smell is more complex, however. I found myself losing my bone most of the times but two or tree times it actually turned me on, cause I was on the edge to cumming. Arousal makes me care less or even like dirty things to a certain extend
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>>8748329
>People should start researching fleshlights to simulate a kiss
That's one of the saddest things I have ever heard
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>>8745800
You're either lying or still in the honeymoon stage of the relationship.
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>>8749782
>>8749823
I've never really had issues with my cut dick, aside from those days when I would jerk it like 4 times.
But I still think it's fucked up. If I had had a say in the matter I definitely would not have gotten cut. Should I have a son it isn't going to happen to him - period. If he really wants to he can get it done himself but I'm sure he won't want it.

Fucking hell. I truly do love America but this fascination we have with circumcision is ridiculous and needs to end. There is no fucking point.
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>>8746146
This is the funniest thing I have read all day
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>>8751003
Ur gf is a fucking knob.

Sorry dude.
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>>8744846
Just wait until after around age 40 faggots.

You will literally stare at your dick one day and go "so you betray me TOO???"

After 50, you just say "fuck it" and take the Blue Pill whenever there is even the remotest chance that you might get laid.

Protip: I wish there was Viagra when I was a kiddo like you young-uns. Not because I couldn't get it up, no problemo there, but because this shit will give you mega-boner if used properly - I'm talking the kind of bone where you know you can just flay her with it endlessly, so the next day she just stares at you from across the breakfast table...
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>>8746596
Been there. It's incredibly frustrating, multiplied by the fact that it means she is super into it while you're barely getting anything.

My solution was usually to go doggy on my ex, pull her hair, and go as hard and fast as I could. It took me a while to get there but by the end of it we were both out
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>>8752703
both my boys were cut. My brother's boys weren't. All 3 of them have probs with their dicks. Fuck That. We got us Western Medicine now which teaches us that a cut dick is better than uncut for avoiding the aids.

You want your neadrethal ridge back too, do ya, boy?
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>>8752748
>neadrethal
You fucked that up so bad
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I would rather have that problem than premature ejaculation.
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>>8751538

quick thought about "is it in your mind".

You are right, it is psychological...BUT, you cannot figure it out and beat it while its fucking you up. It like trying to figure out how to beat a guy in a fight, while he is actually kicking the shit out of you. You gotta get out from the stress to figure shit out.

Take the pill, get boner, take the weight off your shoulders, and then try and figure out your anxiety about sex.
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