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Fight Thread
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Obligatory
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>>8721567
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>>8721577
Ever notice how niggers don't really punch, they kinda throw their fist at them.
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>>8721591
oh you see her nose breaking... damn
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>>8721577
Notice how the guy who won helped him up after knocking him out. I bet money that if the nigger had won, he'd just stomp the dude's face or keep swinging.
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>>8721604
jesus, what a cunt
why keep going on that long
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>>8721581

River Tam
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>>8721590
>niggers
>don't punch

Yeah, that's why they've dominated boxing ever since they were first allowed to compete
and will for the foreseeable future. Great analysis.
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>>8721657
>there was a guy just hanging out in the stall
Wut?
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>>8721648
Story? Blonde girl clearly isn't a fighter
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>>8721614
this is an /o/ user
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>>8721661
I'm talking about street niggers
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>>8721620
No respect. I don't like watching people go for that long but i don't know the full story.
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>>8721684
That was an illegal move, shitty ref.
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>>8721685
Oh, you mean untrained fighters, like how crackers are slappers and pushers, yeah. Gotta start somewhere...
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>>8721610
That was nice to watch.
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>>8721604
>Gingers are niggers
Imagine my surprise.
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>>8721638
who won ?
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>>8721648
The hell was this about? Soccer mom had no chance.
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>>8721747
I believe the scorpion does
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>>8721706
This guy looks trained, and if he's not, he did a damn great job defending himself.
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>>8721692
lol i don't think necks are supposed to do that
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>>8721697
She's too much woman, I wouldn't know what to do with her. Just realized that's a UNM uniform.
>505 represent
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>>8721559
That armbar is beautiful
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>>8721706
God damn niggers piss me off
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>>8721618
This has got to be the best fight Ive ever seen.
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>>8721799
that team work
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>>8721596
Story?

Like, what did grandma do to deserve a one bop and boot to the jaw?
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>>8721603
poor kid im so glad he kicked his ass
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>>8721751
Starting the actual fight, then getting a weapon when it goes the wrong way is kinda a bitch move
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>>8721614
wtf? Why was the truck in the left lane?
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>>8721827
he doesn't even drop the beer
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>>8721706

what a crowd of fucking pussies.
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>>8721732
I love this dude, he knew he was going to win and made a show out of it
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>>8721835
he was obviously fucking around and she went full karate kid
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>>8721661
Except the klitschkos have been dominating heavyweight for a loong ass time
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>>8721844
2 vs 1 and they dont let him get up, fucking cowards
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>>8721581
>THAT AIN'T FALCO
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>>8721718
Holy shit that was so satisfying
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>>8721876
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>>8721858
bitch slap
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>>8721559
>a smaller kid
They're literally the same size. Why are people this retarded?
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>>8721827
She died
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>>8721869
now I know how to end fights.
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>>8721837
Look again, other guy started it.
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>>8721572
>>8721567
hottest naked fighting whores I've ever seen
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>>8721888
Thats some super mario shit right there.
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>>8721714
that was an excellent win, you kidding me?
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>>8721596
>>8721830
Family bumped into them on the street or something.
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>>8721876
>8721876
when u're gonna help your healer agains 4 dps but u know you're gonna die anyway.
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>>8721805
That armbar is stupid. You don't pull a fucking move like that in a real fight unless you're just going to break the arm and be done with it -- which in a case like in the op is a good way to go to juvie (and for adults a good way to go to jail, because at that point you have full control of your assailant).
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>>8721706
>not selling the DDT

brb praying for death
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>>8721751

is that chink dead?
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>>8721596
rly sad
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>>8721845
white trash
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>>8721603
fuck, my heart was racing. I'm so glad the other guy won
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>>8721751
Story? Did he die?
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>>8721827
Backhanded to DEATH. Bitch WISHES she even had a glass jaw. That's like some kind of mythical gossamer fairy material shit.
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>>8721596
thailand?
i bet if they died, police will say it was a suicide.
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>>8721837
look where the fuck they are, life and death is probably a regular occurrence over there
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>>8721884
did she pull her own top off?
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>>8721714
TIL kung fu is gay
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>>8721645
Holy fuck, does somebody have that in slomo
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>>8721603
Fucking hell that kid throws hammers man, so glad he won because that other dick punching him when he wasnt expecting it.
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>>8721751
Fight thread, not rekt dude
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>>8721706
He handled that like a champ
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>>8721705
Rustled monkey detected.
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>>8721624
>The one winning starts shitting out of nowhere
God fucking damn my sides
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>>8721581
I like how that bitch was like "get that girl!!"

Get her yourself
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>>8721559
>That deep armbar
>For that long
Pain for the rest of your life; but he did earn it.
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>>8721869

Grade A teacher.

It's a damn shame he was probably fired.
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>>8721714
Proof that even a little training, no matter how terrible the style, is better than a street nigger.
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>>8721595
What is happening here? Soccer hooligans? Is it real?

Guys would get fucked up and just left. No killing here.
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>>8721742
nice shot
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>>8721610
Haha yess
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>>8721790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCG_bxBQvY
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>>8721581
Good girl! More fight videos should be ending like this.
>Knock them out
>Then get the fuck out
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>>8721957
>that block
effortless
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>>8721618
I laughed so hard. I needed this.
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>>8721657
>little brother starts crying
lOLOL
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>>8721706
that right leg kick was fucking beautiful
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>>8722011
he got gud and mastered the riposte
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>>8721794
I always love how he puts his hand back on the car. As if the rules are you can't take your hand off unless it's to break some girl's nose.
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>>8721957
being that tall and pulling off a weapon.. what a faggot.
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>>8721887
not from that doe
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>>8721684
serbs removing kebab
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>>8721559
That kid is a fucking beast
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>>8721706
triggered
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>>8721837

Nope, wrong, this is exactly what weapons are made for.
To turn the tables for somebody being overpowered.

Nobody has the right to overpower you, unless you've actually fucked up by breaking the law and are being restrained by law officers. If anybody else tries to overpower you, you are in the right to defend yourself to the full extent YOU feel is necessary.

The only person in the wrong is the person initiating the assault, thinking they have any right to do that to another person.
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>>8721604
daaaaaaaaaamn
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>>8721714
KEK this video always makes me laugh
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>>8722014
That one cop seriously trying to hold down three negresses in full chimp mode?
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>>8722064
That nigger is a hero
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>>8721577
Way that black dude was flailing haymakers all day, a one step uppercut would have finished him even earlier, probably removed several teeth in the process
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>>8721751
thailand are a bunch of sub humans desu. Would rather have niggers then these guys
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>>8721705
triggered nigger detected
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>>8722074
all these videos come to show that, niggers can't fight for shit...their only move is sucker punch, but if that fails they go down... stupid niggers, think chimping out makes them fight better..
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>>8721579
Moral of the story: not all chubby white guys in Hawaiian shirts are pussies.
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>>8721775
winded
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>>8721764

>Begging for mercy from the person you were about to murder in cold blood

>Showing mercy to the person who was about to murder you in cold blood

Not sure which is dumber.
Dude should have just shot that thug in the face.
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>>8721742
SWAT needs a higher buget
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>>8721823
obviously staged
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>>8721863
wait, what happened here?
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>>8721590
>>8721616
So making this about race, just let it be a fight thread
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>>8722121
It looks like the gun got jammed or out of bullets
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>>8721837
no, trying to be a tough guy is a bitch move

the guy with the knife didn't want to be a tough guy, he was only trying to defend himself
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>>8721697
female pepe
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>>8721703
Nope. thats totally legal in greco
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>>8722028

You expect him to fight off a bat with his bare hands?
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>>8722041

You're not defending yourself by stabbing a fallen opponent in the chest and stomach while they're already incapacitated to a point of not being able to stand.
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>>8721790
>tfw when you literally get thrown out of a party
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>>8722156
He might have taken one or two hits but he would've been able to grab the bat easily
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>>8721780
>>8721747
The spider one you can see him putting his webbing on the scorpion and the other one to the floor and eventually locking the scorpion into place.
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>>8722188

One hit is enough to break bone, why would you risk it?
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>>8721618
>that filename
>that webm

Haven't laughed this hard in YEARS
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>>8721864
not anymore
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>>8721595
that has nothing to do with a mosh pit, thats just supporters meeting up to beat the shit out of each other
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>>8722023
>>8721794
Oh, so it was that kind of thing.
Was she disqualified too? cause her hand was off.
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>>8721697
Sorry, but I like the mean ones. Character flaw I guess.
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>>8721718
Stupid cunt never heard of don't poke the bear.
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>>8721603
chad's guide how to lose a fight
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>>8721998

fuck yeah!!!!! best one yet
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>>8721751
Ha! Dead gooks look funny.
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>>8721714
Always did enjoy watching homie getting his ass kicked.
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>>8721957
Should have jab, not swing.
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>>8721813
chivalry : what the shit warfare
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>>8721718
Guess he'd had enough.
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>>8722247
trained kung fu beats chimping nigger, insta justice
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>>8721840
Why would you fight a shirtless man in the rain? You never fight a shirtless man in the rain
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>>8722064
>>8722080
>Comes out of nowhere just to hit the guy that got the shit beat out of him with his umbrella.

I chuckled, but seriously what the fuck.
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>>8721579
that wasn't his first brawl, that's for sure...
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>>8721706
typical ape behavior
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>>8721672
>>8721772

I wish I were making this up.

But basically fat mom had a midlife crisis and decided to join the MMA circuit. Unfortunately the one she joined was notorious for finding people who were out of shape, had no talent, or clearly couldn't fight worth a damn and building up their confidence to the point where they think they have a chance. They would then be put in the ring with upcoming actual talent just to pad the newbies records so they could climb the ladders faster.

Give me a second and I'll see if I can find Soccer mom's record. It was something really really sad like 0-7 or something.
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>>8721645
damn... son.
>>8721697
i never liked football till today.
>>8721718
she brought it to herself
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>>8721725
>nigger pushes head
>goes for facial strike and grabs hair instead of lifting one leg to push her down the stairs

Thank the lord the educational system doesn't offer combat classes. If only I'd realize how weak everyone was back in High School.
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>>8722023
The rules say you can if she is being a mouthy little bitch
It's just a not to commonly known clause that hardly ever gets used.
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>>8722006
fahuuwk of kunt
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>>8722201
Are you fucking serious? Not him but that guy is huge and that guy didn't exert enough force to even hit him hard with the bat at all.

>Break bones
Yeah if he was aiming for the lower legs and shin. Everywhere else bones are covered in fat and muscle which would absorb most of the impact, especially for the guy of that stature. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about
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>>8721577
Where did these retards learn how to fight? Swinging your fists from the outside like that is not only a good way to break your fingers and hands, but it completely telegraphs your punch. Anyone with an IQ or any real fighting experience would be able to wipe the floor with these two posers.
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>>8721672
>>8721772
>>8722280

Ok here it is. The chubby blond is Katie Castro. Her record is 0-2 (I could have sworn it was much worse, the article I found may be old) with a combined total of 54 seconds in the ring.

She signed on with Xplode Fight Series which is notoriously skeevy in how they handle their fighters.

When the fight series owner was confronted he said the following.

>> "Ilima Macfarlance who makes her Pro debut is a terrific amateur fighter, Katie Castro who at the time is 0-2 is a not so terrific fighter, but a willing and game competitor…Ilima’s opponent pulls out, she has family that has flown in from Hawaii and across the country and we all have a decision to make. It’s a cold evening so the fighters are wearing a top and bottom Katie unfortunately did not have a politically correct top/bottom for the viewers out there, hence the term Soccer Mom but, she is agreeable to step in last minute. Do we look to make a fight happen with the resource that is available or do we cancel the fight…"

Here's her card http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Katie-Castro-173775

But the most telling part is prior to her stepping in the ring for the first time she signed up on twitter and wrote a single tweet that said "I'm so frustrated with my life right now."

http://double-knockout.com/katie-castro-the-most-famous-soccer-mom-in-mma-history.html
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>>8721618
sides into orbit
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>>8721732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSAXPzcFupM
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>>8721790
Decent m8s
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>>8721706
Niggers gonna nig
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>>8721671
Didn't even notice that, lmao
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>>8721775

oooooooouch.

I've never seen anyone take a full straight kick like that into the gut. It's always been halfway or semi-blocked. But never 100% full extension full force.

That couldn't have felt good at all.
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>>8722305
Obviously dumbass, the vast majority of people are not trained fighters
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>>8721855
Why is it that most women seek combat skills and use it in the first sense of 'danger'?

>be me in college
>RA asks each of us to go around and say something interesting about us
>Hot white chick says, "I've taken Jiu-Jitsu, Boxing, and TKD classes for over 8 years, so watch ya selves"
>she randomly shows up to my dorm with other neighbors
>everyone avoids contact and communication with her
>3 weeks in the semester
>moves out because she has no friends

Maybe if you weren't such a pussy bitch and had more self-discipline, then we'd talk to you. Bitch. Usually they are rape-victims, but that's no excuse to be a total bitch around us.
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>>8721998
this is excellent
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>>8721684
i think he's dead
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>>8721840
>random fucking dog out of nowhere
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>>8721604
And that's when it turned into attempted murder.
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>>8721764
i would've choked him out/broken his arm.
Just something to fucking leave him with a reminder but i wouldn't kill him either.
If you just shot him, you're just as bad as that nigg nogg piece of shit.
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>>8721827
unfortunately the dude got jailed because of it
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>>8721742
<kek> the guy clapping </kek>
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>>8721714
that wasnt gay, that was just asiatic
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>>8721998
Holy shit, I wonder what is the story... that guy went fucking nuts...
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>>8721869
>Not uncleruckusnorelation.webm
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>>8722332

Yeah seriously. Most other countries, including my own sadly, would have either laid her ass out, or literally tossed her ass over kettle over the side.

Much respect on the guys self control to gently lower her over the side like that.

She had big tits though, and brought her own booze.
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>>8722199
But the scorpion pierces the spider before it's capable of stringing it down.
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>>8721998
darksoulsgankspank.webm
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>>8721924
dat name file tough
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>>8721835

Dat ass smack at the end. I'd impregnate her with a warrior child ASAP.
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>>8721837
it didnt look like he started it though, he was the one harassed and assaulted, you can even see where the other guy tried to rub his face in the dirt.
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>>8721595
>>8721993
Two towns in Ireland I believe, have a sort of tradition where they dress in different colors and then beat the shit out of each other. Its awesome. Drinks and shit afterwards
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>>8721697
Damn, this kinda turned me on
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>>8722142

Bottle smash
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>>8721993
Yes. This is quite common in Russia and in Eastern Europe
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>>8721858
the way she spins around her friend had me in tears
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>>8721869
someone plz post the one with audio, the kids screams are too funny
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>>8721931

BEAST MODE ACTIVA-.........*Ding* would you like to upgrade to windows 10?
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>>8721998
he triggered X-Factor
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>>8722142
broke a bottle on his face
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>>8721579
>>>8721616
mr incredible just tryna vacay for a day damn
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>>8721579
>not naming it hawaiian_punch.webm
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>>8721581
bourne... jasee bourne..
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>>8722299
>Everywhere else bones are covered in fat and muscle which would absorb most of the impact

>risk taking a bat to the skull for no reason

Shiggedy diggedy doo wop
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>>8721998

Holy Shit!

YOUR WEAPONS ARE MEANINGLESS! YOUR LIVES ARE MEANINGLESS! FACE THE WRATH!
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>>8721751
>stops fighting and reaches into bag
yeah that was going to end well
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>>8721633
what the fuck, how did he learn to choke?
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>>8722121
with how shit the legal system is, he could have gone to jail if he killed him, even if it's self defense
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>>8721665
Gotta give it to the chick in white, she's got heart. That other wiry woman is like a fucking praying mantis.
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>>8721998
Even when she put that stick down at the end I would have kept going to teach her a lesson, dont even pick that shit up unless you are going to use it
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>>8722441
it almost looks like gypsies ... we NEED to know more
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>>8721998
story? that guy's a fucking gladiator
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>>8721633
God damn look at those motherfuckers. Imagine being choked out by a damn kangaroo. Fuckin kicked to the ground and chocked to death by an animal.
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>>8722061
did she lost an eye ?
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>>8721595
theres always a couple that come in with the flying kicks
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>>8721705
>>8721965
>>8722101
y-youre triggered! h-ha we sure showed him right, anon?
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>>8721888
And then he crash lands on his friend and probably hurt him worse.

Nicely done.
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>>8722299
>lower legs and shin
Femur and Tibia are among the strongest bones in the body
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>>8722469

Roo's also have some pretty big claws on the end of them hoppy feets. Think Raptors in Jurassic Park.
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>>8721998
>that bitch in pink
"oh no i didnt mean it!"
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>>8722431
underrated post right here.
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>>8722172
Who says a cunt like that won't keep going once he stands back up, or you turn your back, or whenever the fuck it suits him? That kid had obviously had enough and removed the threat to him, hopefully permanently.
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>>8721918
Under
fucking
rated
post
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>>8721941
>life and death is probably a regular occurrence over there
No shit. Is there somewhere where life and death isn't a regular occurrence?
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>>8721559
the "bully" is not so bad, himself. 9/10 he would have won.
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>>8722493
unless you´ve been training and strenghtening the shin , knee downwards its not particulary good at stopping blows , their strenght its relative to the weight loads they are desing to carry , think like a can of soda , you can step on it , but if someone pushes it sideways it bends , and collapses.

thats why some martial arts have specific parts of training dedicated to streghtening the bone itself by hitting it repeteadly for long periods of time ( as in one day every two weeks, after a year or so you could be able to block without much fear of shattering the bone )
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>>8722516
"no"
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>>8722363
>cunt pulls a gun on you outta nowhere and tries to kill you
>"if you kill him to defend your life you're as bad as he is hurrrhurrr"

Go back to sticking your hands down your pants, you mouthbreathing inbred window licker.
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>>8722172
You're a faggot for not reading Machiavelli
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>>8721998
I guess you could say he snapped!
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>>8721764
WAS HE SHOT?????
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>>8721589
This would be awesome if:
1 - they had fewer clothes
2 - they were not fighting.
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>>8721624
Does anyone have the one with Joe Rogan's commentary?
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>>8721595
protip: never jump into combat
t. a guy who is taking tae kwon do
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>>8721591
Hory shet those are chicks?? dayum
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>>8721591
The way 222 was punching, I am pretty sure she has a broken bone or two in her hand.
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>>8721844
>>8721872
Niggers gonna nigger.
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>>8722121
you can´t always win, even if you are the one being wronged..

One friend , almost got shot at a party .
well technically he got shot, when he saw the gun being pulled , he sprinted towards the guy , who eventually shot , but he already was bracing the arm with the gun , avoided the bullet but got second-thinrd degree burns by the blast .

the gunner was a rich asshole friend with the party organiser, and didn´t liked that my pal was getting to much attention from some girls.
No one called the cops, nothing happened , he just disarmed the dude and walked away...

its crazy to think that people sometimes have death in their noses and don´t even blink
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>>8722518
I'm aware of the process of creating small fractures in the bone so that it can be repaired stronger. Whether or not an untrained shin can take a blow from a bat, I have no idea, but I do know that if your are trained in some types of martial arts they teach to block and hit with your forearms/shins also elbows can be very sharp
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>>8721577
Helping the man up. Respect
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>>8721747
YOU DECIDE!
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>>8721604
My fave part was when he was screaming some shit at the knocked out guy.
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>>8721606
the fat guys in the back laughing at the guy dying from a throat punch.
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>>8722513
Fuck off with your Reddit cancer shit, autistlord.
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>>8721718
that was so fucking satisfying, bitch deserved every slug
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>>8722129
Nah man that was real Jon Jones and DC really hate each other.
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>>8721998

so satisfying
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>>8721924
Lol'd, but you can imagine the home environment these kids grow up in if this is a normal response for them... christ.
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>>8722064

man kobe is having it rough after retirement
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>>8721799
CONFISCATE THEIR HATS
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>>8721786
the fucking legs on this woman
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>>8721764
Always wondered what I would do in this kind of situation. Probably the same.
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>>8721863
>camera man looks away from the good shit
ill give big johnny a call, ill make sure he never works in hollywood!
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>>8721714
>so much kung-fooey posturing
>comes to blows, swings like a faggot
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>>8722570
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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>>8721595
A herd of fuckin ugly reds are rushing from the mainland.
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>>8721794
way better with sound.
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>>8721559
Seen this video, bully whines like a bitch saying he's going to break his arm.
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>>8721595
Unfair though, the red group was far larger in numbers
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>>8722299
you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
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>>8722469
Worry less about being choked out and more about disembowelment. That's what the 'balance on tail and kick' move is trying to do, but roos are tough as fuck. For people, or dogs who don't know better and try to go after them.... not so much.
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>>8721603
should've punched him unconscious and put his head in the urinals kek
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>>8721908

Why the fuck would she keep going back?
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>>8722358
russia?
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>>8721645
Holy fuck
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>>8721916

Again? Just why the fuck? Are they paying her for that shit?
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>>8721968

Don't be deceived. That funny walk at the end is because he shat himself.
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>>8721966
That's because he wasn't winning. The little guy was always doing more stuff that counted. Ear biting is tough, and the little guy was always scoring. The big guy literally shit in fear.
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>>8721661
>niggers
>boxing
people box, not niggers.
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>>8721884
There is no part of this that doesnt scream white trash meth party.

"Got damned fat girls hangin out in our mdhole!!!! Imma fight that bitch"
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>>8721908
one of these girls got beaten at home a lot and the other was just ignored. Guess which?
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>>8722188
>>8722299
you're a fucking moron
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>>8721706
you never get in a nigga moment
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>>8721610
niggers
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>>8722746

all you need to do is say "wait, i'm white. i don't need this" and walk away

but for black on black, good luck
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>>8721706
Why is that every time there is a fight and niggers are around...They have to gang up on one person? fucking niggers need to learn how to fight.
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>>8721869
fat pootie tang
>>
These threads always give me a good kek. Both the webms and the internet tough guys.
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>>8722291
I remember fights in high school where I didn't do much damage. Then I remember the first fight I got in after I had had proper training (Marines) and how it freaked me out how much I fucked the other guy up (I broke his arm in two places and fractured three of his ribs).

Now, the fucker came at me with a beer bottle, so I don't feel bad about hurting him, but the realization that human bodies are that fragile has led me to pretty actively avoid confrontation when possible.
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>>8721604
anyone got this with sound?
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>>8721618
Thank you anon! Lol!!!
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>>8721852
>that manlet trying to lift the guy
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>>8721902
>>8722492
comments are the best thing in this thread
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>>8722673
other wasn't hitting hard enough
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>>8721957
>2 handed vs 1 handed
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>>8722691
you're gold
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>>8722441
>>8722504
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>>8721590
>>8722094
Both of them are throwing their punches like that, fucking retards.
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>>8721790
When whites fight its always so civilized compared to blacks.
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>>8721581
I came
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>>8721577
>chicano helps him up after
classy
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>>8721577
>black guys pulls his pants up at 24
>pulls his pants down at 28 seconds
>pulls them back up at 30 seconds
what is he doing?
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>>8721845
The guys on the bike were flying by houses, waking up the Red Shirt's kids. everyone was in the wrong
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>>8721916
What's with the crap cameraman in all these clips.
1. None have sound
2. They are always way too far back to get a good shot
3. They all need to focus on the fight and not their friends camera, the squirrel running by or whatever.
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>>8721718
The end of this clip was shown in newspapers with the title "Man assaults defenseless woman." They deliberately did not show the beginning where she assaults him.
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>>8722627
he was parrying him
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>>8722963

Where do I find these newspapers that play video clips?
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>>8722346
When people say this I don't think they mean they expect people to have training, just common fucking sense.

I mean when I was 6/7 and my sister was 10/11 and we fought constantly, we actually threw proper straight punches... you don't have to train to know how to through a better punch than these idiots.
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>>8722868

GIS only leads me to retards who think this is Steve-O. What porn is this from? I remember he's making this face because the bitch has some big ol titties.
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>>8722991
They're called digital newspapers. Some popular ones include New York Times, Washington Post, The Telegraph, and the Guardian.
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>>8721622
kek
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>>8721751
went from World Star to Liveleak real fukkin quick
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>>8722928
making it easier for access. B:::::::::D
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>>8722803
they're more violent and impulsive.
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>>8721638
scorpion needs a nerf
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>>8721705
>we wuz oppressed n shieet
get on with your life, Captain victim complex
>>
I love this threads and if iv'e learned anything it's that Niggers are sub human pieces of shit that NEVER fight fair and will ALWAYS chimp the fuck out.
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>>8721751
I literally lost track of who was who after they turned around together
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>>8722219
Haven't laughed so hard in weeks
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>>8721567
>the sauce provider is the true MVP.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6a_1440373318
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>>8721998
playing as winston
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>>8721624
I just think its crazy to imagine those things feeling pain, especially when they shit themselves from it.
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>>8721638
That spider was fucked, and he knew it.
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>>8721790
I need someone to put a sombrero on her, and donald trumps head on one of the guys as she gets placed over the wall
you have to go back
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>>8721747
In nature neither one would win since the scorpion would never get out of the webbing in time to escape another predator.
In this footage the scorpion wins. He gets a sting off and kills the spider before it gets a chance to sink in a fang.
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>>8721618
the kekest
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>>8721596
NEVER EVER get in fight with Thais in Thailand. Doesn't matter if you're in the right, the Thais always jump in for Thais.
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>>8721830

2 drunk thais were pushing and shoving eachother as this family of 3 is walking by and accidentally touches one of them. said guy pushes the son. people try to break it up. then the dumb mom (grandma) slaps the thai guy, he punches her, the dad (hawaiian shirt) confronts, gets decked, son gets up, gets decked, grandma gets decked. 1-2 people try to help, get fucked up.
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>>8722431
kek
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>>8722172
stab him in the legs
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>>8721732
Jesus I loved the Prince
>>
>>8723101
he didn't even say anything of the sort
stormfags are hilarious
>>
>>8722431
winrar
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>>8721884

why do i have a boner?
>>
>>8721618
pocket sand
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>>8723168
you. i like you.
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>>8721706
Fuckin niggers have no honor. Look at those fucks jump in because their buddy fell over.
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>>8722963
No, it wasn't.
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>>8723798
That girl in the red is wearing a shower cap
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>>8721577
You can tell the white kid had no father, was raised in the suburban hood, and was taught how to fight by a black guy.
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>>8721863
He hit em in the head with a bottle. Total pussy. I hope he got expelled for that shit too.
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>>8721876
>>8721884
White niggers...
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>>8721653
FUCK OFF RANDY
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>>8721603
too soft at the end, can't stop until they are unconscious
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>>8721706
That is, was a nigger calls a fair fight!
>>
>>8721718
Well done!
>>
>>8721794
I really want to know what she said to him!
>>
>>8721837
A knife in a fist fight is ALWAYS a bitch move!!!
>>
>>8721844
Another fair nigger fight!
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>>8721998
lol
>>
>>8721869
Can't tell what he's using, a collapsible baton or a big rubber dildo
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>>8722041
BULLSHIT! it`s just a fist fight! Not to the dead fight!
>>
>>8722107
The others where shity fighters
>>
>>8722121
I would have done it!
>>
>>8721624

that power
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>>8721855
Yeah, he clearly doesn`t want to hurt her, but she gave a fuck! Women!!
>>
>>8722452
That was no self defense!
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>>8722492
It`s cool nonetheless
>>
>>8722561
It can come faster than some people believe
>>
>>8722431
Shiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>8721998
genuinely just lmao'd
>>
>>8724544
just an ol' belt
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>>8721614
>Squaring up to someone wearing a helmet
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>>8721706
God I wanted that midget fuck to get his shit rocked. Dumb little fucking asshole.
>>
>>8721624
Whoever the fuck thought bears made a cute toy for children never saw this shit.
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>>8721714
I call this style "The Peacock". It's all about showing off and hoping it pays off and the other guy backs down. If you look like you know how to fight, chances are your opponent will want none of it and find a way to cower without ever having to come to fisticuffs. If they still want to fight, then you're fucked.
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>>8721618
fucking kek
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>>8721869
this is how it should be.
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>>8721827
women just love to provoke situations and create drama
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>>8721920
I disagree. Although I see why you'd think it's stupid.

The armbar is a pretty solid move for beginners and if you're not trained in BJJ yourself, it's extremely difficult to get out of. Normally in these situations, you're taught to go for the rear-naked choke and put them to sleep. But the world and schools are so PC these days that it could be considered an attempt at murder (Stupid, I know)

So it's safer and easier just to throw them in an armbar, embarrass them a bit and show them that if you wanted to you could break their arm and still only call it self-defense.
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>>8723961
fucking lol
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