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Fight Thread
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>>8721567
>>8721577
Ever notice how niggers don't really punch, they kinda throw their fist at them.
>>8721591
oh you see her nose breaking... damn
>>8721577
Notice how the guy who won helped him up after knocking him out. I bet money that if the nigger had won, he'd just stomp the dude's face or keep swinging.
>>8721604
jesus, what a cunt
why keep going on that long
>>8721581
River Tam
>>8721590
>niggers
>don't punch
Yeah, that's why they've dominated boxing ever since they were first allowed to compete
and will for the foreseeable future. Great analysis.
>>8721657
>there was a guy just hanging out in the stall
Wut?
>>8721648
Story? Blonde girl clearly isn't a fighter
>>8721614
this is an /o/ user
>>8721661
I'm talking about street niggers
>>8721620
No respect. I don't like watching people go for that long but i don't know the full story.
>>8721684
That was an illegal move, shitty ref.
>>8721685
Oh, you mean untrained fighters, like how crackers are slappers and pushers, yeah. Gotta start somewhere...
>>8721610
That was nice to watch.
>>8721604
>Gingers are niggers
Imagine my surprise.
>>8721638
who won ?
>>8721648
The hell was this about? Soccer mom had no chance.
>>8721747
I believe the scorpion does
>>8721706
This guy looks trained, and if he's not, he did a damn great job defending himself.
>>8721692
lol i don't think necks are supposed to do that
>>8721697
She's too much woman, I wouldn't know what to do with her. Just realized that's a UNM uniform.
>505 represent
>>8721559
That armbar is beautiful
>>8721706
God damn niggers piss me off
>>8721618
This has got to be the best fight Ive ever seen.
>>8721799
that team work
>>8721596
Story?
Like, what did grandma do to deserve a one bop and boot to the jaw?
>>8721603
poor kid im so glad he kicked his ass
>>8721751
Starting the actual fight, then getting a weapon when it goes the wrong way is kinda a bitch move
>>8721614
wtf? Why was the truck in the left lane?
>>8721827
he doesn't even drop the beer
>>8721706
what a crowd of fucking pussies.
>>8721732
I love this dude, he knew he was going to win and made a show out of it
>>8721835
he was obviously fucking around and she went full karate kid
>>8721661
Except the klitschkos have been dominating heavyweight for a loong ass time
>>8721844
2 vs 1 and they dont let him get up, fucking cowards
>>8721581
>THAT AIN'T FALCO
>>8721718
Holy shit that was so satisfying
>>8721876
>>8721858
bitch slap
>>8721559
>a smaller kid
They're literally the same size. Why are people this retarded?
>>8721827
She died
>>8721869
now I know how to end fights.
>>8721837
Look again, other guy started it.
>>8721888
Thats some super mario shit right there.
>>8721714
that was an excellent win, you kidding me?
>>8721876
>8721876
when u're gonna help your healer agains 4 dps but u know you're gonna die anyway.
>>8721805
That armbar is stupid. You don't pull a fucking move like that in a real fight unless you're just going to break the arm and be done with it -- which in a case like in the op is a good way to go to juvie (and for adults a good way to go to jail, because at that point you have full control of your assailant).
>>8721706
>not selling the DDT
brb praying for death
>>8721751
is that chink dead?
>>8721596
rly sad
>>8721845
white trash
>>8721603
fuck, my heart was racing. I'm so glad the other guy won
>>8721751
Story? Did he die?
>>8721827
Backhanded to DEATH. Bitch WISHES she even had a glass jaw. That's like some kind of mythical gossamer fairy material shit.
>>8721596
thailand?
i bet if they died, police will say it was a suicide.
>>8721837
look where the fuck they are, life and death is probably a regular occurrence over there
>>8721884
did she pull her own top off?
>>8721714
TIL kung fu is gay
>>8721645
Holy fuck, does somebody have that in slomo
>>8721603
Fucking hell that kid throws hammers man, so glad he won because that other dick punching him when he wasnt expecting it.
>>8721751
Fight thread, not rekt dude
>>8721706
He handled that like a champ
>>8721705
Rustled monkey detected.
>>8721624
>The one winning starts shitting out of nowhere
God fucking damn my sides
>>8721581
I like how that bitch was like "get that girl!!"
Get her yourself
>>8721559
>That deep armbar
>For that long
Pain for the rest of your life; but he did earn it.
>>8721869
Grade A teacher.
It's a damn shame he was probably fired.
>>8721714
Proof that even a little training, no matter how terrible the style, is better than a street nigger.
>>8721595
What is happening here? Soccer hooligans? Is it real?
Guys would get fucked up and just left. No killing here.
>>8721742
nice shot
>>8721610
Haha yess
>>8721790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCG_bxBQvY
>>8721581
Good girl! More fight videos should be ending like this.
>Knock them out
>Then get the fuck out
>>8721957
>that block
effortless
>>8721618
I laughed so hard. I needed this.
>>8721657
>little brother starts crying
lOLOL
>>8721706
that right leg kick was fucking beautiful
>>8722011
he got gud and mastered the riposte
>>8721794
I always love how he puts his hand back on the car. As if the rules are you can't take your hand off unless it's to break some girl's nose.
>>8721957
being that tall and pulling off a weapon.. what a faggot.
>>8721887
not from that doe
>>8721684
serbs removing kebab
>>8721559
That kid is a fucking beast
>>8721706
triggered
>>8721837
Nope, wrong, this is exactly what weapons are made for.
To turn the tables for somebody being overpowered.
Nobody has the right to overpower you, unless you've actually fucked up by breaking the law and are being restrained by law officers. If anybody else tries to overpower you, you are in the right to defend yourself to the full extent YOU feel is necessary.
The only person in the wrong is the person initiating the assault, thinking they have any right to do that to another person.
>>8721604
daaaaaaaaaamn
>>8721714
KEK this video always makes me laugh
>>8722014
That one cop seriously trying to hold down three negresses in full chimp mode?
>>8722064
That nigger is a hero
>>8721577
Way that black dude was flailing haymakers all day, a one step uppercut would have finished him even earlier, probably removed several teeth in the process
>>8721751
thailand are a bunch of sub humans desu. Would rather have niggers then these guys
>>8721705
triggered nigger detected
>>8722074
all these videos come to show that, niggers can't fight for shit...their only move is sucker punch, but if that fails they go down... stupid niggers, think chimping out makes them fight better..
>>8721579
Moral of the story: not all chubby white guys in Hawaiian shirts are pussies.
>>8721775
winded
>>8721764
>Begging for mercy from the person you were about to murder in cold blood
>Showing mercy to the person who was about to murder you in cold blood
Not sure which is dumber.
Dude should have just shot that thug in the face.
>>8721742
SWAT needs a higher buget
>>8721823
obviously staged
>>8721863
wait, what happened here?
>>8722121
It looks like the gun got jammed or out of bullets
>>8721837
no, trying to be a tough guy is a bitch move
the guy with the knife didn't want to be a tough guy, he was only trying to defend himself
>>8721697
female pepe
>>8721703
Nope. thats totally legal in greco
>>8722028
You expect him to fight off a bat with his bare hands?
>>8722041
You're not defending yourself by stabbing a fallen opponent in the chest and stomach while they're already incapacitated to a point of not being able to stand.
>>8721790
>tfw when you literally get thrown out of a party
>>8722156
He might have taken one or two hits but he would've been able to grab the bat easily
>>8722188
One hit is enough to break bone, why would you risk it?
>>8721618
>that filename
>that webm
Haven't laughed this hard in YEARS
>>8721864
not anymore
>>8721595
that has nothing to do with a mosh pit, thats just supporters meeting up to beat the shit out of each other
>>8721697
Sorry, but I like the mean ones. Character flaw I guess.
>>8721718
Stupid cunt never heard of don't poke the bear.
>>8721603
chad's guide how to lose a fight
>>8721998
fuck yeah!!!!! best one yet
>>8721751
Ha! Dead gooks look funny.
>>8721714
Always did enjoy watching homie getting his ass kicked.
>>8721957
Should have jab, not swing.
>>8721813
chivalry : what the shit warfare
>>8721718
Guess he'd had enough.
>>8722247
trained kung fu beats chimping nigger, insta justice
>>8721840
Why would you fight a shirtless man in the rain? You never fight a shirtless man in the rain
>>8721579
that wasn't his first brawl, that's for sure...
>>8721706
typical ape behavior
>>8721672
>>8721772
I wish I were making this up.
But basically fat mom had a midlife crisis and decided to join the MMA circuit. Unfortunately the one she joined was notorious for finding people who were out of shape, had no talent, or clearly couldn't fight worth a damn and building up their confidence to the point where they think they have a chance. They would then be put in the ring with upcoming actual talent just to pad the newbies records so they could climb the ladders faster.
Give me a second and I'll see if I can find Soccer mom's record. It was something really really sad like 0-7 or something.
>>8721725
>nigger pushes head
>goes for facial strike and grabs hair instead of lifting one leg to push her down the stairs
Thank the lord the educational system doesn't offer combat classes. If only I'd realize how weak everyone was back in High School.
>>8722023
The rules say you can if she is being a mouthy little bitch
It's just a not to commonly known clause that hardly ever gets used.
>>8722006
fahuuwk of kunt
>>8722201
Are you fucking serious? Not him but that guy is huge and that guy didn't exert enough force to even hit him hard with the bat at all.
>Break bones
Yeah if he was aiming for the lower legs and shin. Everywhere else bones are covered in fat and muscle which would absorb most of the impact, especially for the guy of that stature. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about
>>8721577
Where did these retards learn how to fight? Swinging your fists from the outside like that is not only a good way to break your fingers and hands, but it completely telegraphs your punch. Anyone with an IQ or any real fighting experience would be able to wipe the floor with these two posers.
>>8721672
>>8721772
>>8722280
Ok here it is. The chubby blond is Katie Castro. Her record is 0-2 (I could have sworn it was much worse, the article I found may be old) with a combined total of 54 seconds in the ring.
She signed on with Xplode Fight Series which is notoriously skeevy in how they handle their fighters.
When the fight series owner was confronted he said the following.
>> "Ilima Macfarlance who makes her Pro debut is a terrific amateur fighter, Katie Castro who at the time is 0-2 is a not so terrific fighter, but a willing and game competitor…Ilima’s opponent pulls out, she has family that has flown in from Hawaii and across the country and we all have a decision to make. It’s a cold evening so the fighters are wearing a top and bottom Katie unfortunately did not have a politically correct top/bottom for the viewers out there, hence the term Soccer Mom but, she is agreeable to step in last minute. Do we look to make a fight happen with the resource that is available or do we cancel the fight…"
Here's her card http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Katie-Castro-173775
But the most telling part is prior to her stepping in the ring for the first time she signed up on twitter and wrote a single tweet that said "I'm so frustrated with my life right now."
http://double-knockout.com/katie-castro-the-most-famous-soccer-mom-in-mma-history.html
>>8721618
sides into orbit
>>8721732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSAXPzcFupM
>>8721790
Decent m8s
>>8721706
Niggers gonna nig
>>8721671
Didn't even notice that, lmao
>>8721775
oooooooouch.
I've never seen anyone take a full straight kick like that into the gut. It's always been halfway or semi-blocked. But never 100% full extension full force.
That couldn't have felt good at all.
>>8722305
Obviously dumbass, the vast majority of people are not trained fighters
>>8721855
Why is it that most women seek combat skills and use it in the first sense of 'danger'?
>be me in college
>RA asks each of us to go around and say something interesting about us
>Hot white chick says, "I've taken Jiu-Jitsu, Boxing, and TKD classes for over 8 years, so watch ya selves"
>she randomly shows up to my dorm with other neighbors
>everyone avoids contact and communication with her
>3 weeks in the semester
>moves out because she has no friends
Maybe if you weren't such a pussy bitch and had more self-discipline, then we'd talk to you. Bitch. Usually they are rape-victims, but that's no excuse to be a total bitch around us.
>>8721998
this is excellent
>>8721684
i think he's dead
>>8721840
>random fucking dog out of nowhere
>>8721604
And that's when it turned into attempted murder.
>>8721764
i would've choked him out/broken his arm.
Just something to fucking leave him with a reminder but i wouldn't kill him either.
If you just shot him, you're just as bad as that nigg nogg piece of shit.
>>8721827
unfortunately the dude got jailed because of it
>>8721742
<kek> the guy clapping </kek>
>>8721714
that wasnt gay, that was just asiatic
>>8721998
Holy shit, I wonder what is the story... that guy went fucking nuts...
>>8721869
>Not uncleruckusnorelation.webm
>>8722332
Yeah seriously. Most other countries, including my own sadly, would have either laid her ass out, or literally tossed her ass over kettle over the side.
Much respect on the guys self control to gently lower her over the side like that.
She had big tits though, and brought her own booze.
>>8722199
But the scorpion pierces the spider before it's capable of stringing it down.
>>8721998
darksoulsgankspank.webm
>>8721924
dat name file tough
>>8721835
Dat ass smack at the end. I'd impregnate her with a warrior child ASAP.
>>8721837
it didnt look like he started it though, he was the one harassed and assaulted, you can even see where the other guy tried to rub his face in the dirt.
>>8721697
Damn, this kinda turned me on
>>8722142
Bottle smash
>>8721993
Yes. This is quite common in Russia and in Eastern Europe
>>8721858
the way she spins around her friend had me in tears
>>8721869
someone plz post the one with audio, the kids screams are too funny
>>8721931
BEAST MODE ACTIVA-.........*Ding* would you like to upgrade to windows 10?
>>8721998
he triggered X-Factor
>>8722142
broke a bottle on his face
>>8721579
>not naming it hawaiian_punch.webm
>>8721581
bourne... jasee bourne..
>>8722299
>Everywhere else bones are covered in fat and muscle which would absorb most of the impact
>risk taking a bat to the skull for no reason
Shiggedy diggedy doo wop
>>8721998
Holy Shit!
YOUR WEAPONS ARE MEANINGLESS! YOUR LIVES ARE MEANINGLESS! FACE THE WRATH!
>>8721751
>stops fighting and reaches into bag
yeah that was going to end well
>>8721633
what the fuck, how did he learn to choke?
>>8722121
with how shit the legal system is, he could have gone to jail if he killed him, even if it's self defense
>>8721665
Gotta give it to the chick in white, she's got heart. That other wiry woman is like a fucking praying mantis.
>>8721998
Even when she put that stick down at the end I would have kept going to teach her a lesson, dont even pick that shit up unless you are going to use it
>>8722441
it almost looks like gypsies ... we NEED to know more
>>8721998
story? that guy's a fucking gladiator
>>8721633
God damn look at those motherfuckers. Imagine being choked out by a damn kangaroo. Fuckin kicked to the ground and chocked to death by an animal.
>>8722061
did she lost an eye ?
>>8721595
theres always a couple that come in with the flying kicks
>>8721888
And then he crash lands on his friend and probably hurt him worse.
Nicely done.
