MONSTER cock thread
Way too big to do anything useful
>>8628225
except make your girl scream
>>8628203
how can stallions even compete? this GUY is fucking all the hot ass mares in TEXAS, and all the STALLIONS just watch. How can a mare even go back to horse dick after this HUMAN and his enormous human COCK destroys her horse PUSSY?
>>8628203
amazing that he can even keep that thing hard desu senpai
>>8628225
I was thinking the same thing.
She's barely sucking half of it.
>>8628254
I can make anyone`s gf scream with a knife or a hammer, no need for a monster cock.
>>8628203
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/casalteensecrazy#_tabVideos,videos-best
>>8628389
KEK
The length of that penis is silly. Even though I'm jealous. That penis is like a skinny guy that's 7 feet tall. Lurpy fuckin dick. Still awesome. I want to see him tie it in a knot.
>>8628411
It just seems like a waste to me. A show piece.
If her lips can't touch the base of your shaft with the dick in her mouth/throat, it's too big.
>>8628423
I'm the guy in the back
>>8628423
Holy shit.
>>8628423
Someone slipped leg day.
>>8628522
right, at least thats what I'll tell myself
>>8628547
its synthol or silicone injections, look how deformed it is
>>8628527
disgusting turd cock
>>8628565
This
>>8628203
Mike?
I thought it said monster cock??? so far most of these are just pretty big
>>8628975
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>>8628967
Shut up, you're probably 5 inches
>>8628399
with a dick like that he should be titfucking titty monsters.
>>8628389
Sure thing Richard Ramirez
>>8629027
>>8629034
>>8629037
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>>8628399
who the fuck jerks like that?
>>8628569
yea trying to make his hand look as small as possible
>>8629034
thanks mr skellington
>>8629053
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>>8629067
so thats 9? doesnt even look big.
some of these other dudes must be like a foot long
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>>8628423
I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle.
>>8628449
nice Hitler stache
>>8628527
Oh, hey, let's post a washed-up porn star penis! Great idea!
>>8628203
4 u
>>8629125
is this original? i love these types of things and I haven't really seen him before
>>8629056
when you have a foreskin, the foreskin slides up and down the head
>>8630481
So sad that a normal penis other than the fact that this one is monster size is considered weird
>>8628554
Are you kidding? He worked his legs so much he grew a third one
>>8628493
whats her name? she used to be my favorite but she stopped doing porn and ive since forgotten about her
>>8629448
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56252fbb90cb5
>>8628258
i appreciate
>>8630523
Tia Tanaka,
>>8629013
That stupid as fuck posturing. Shoving his bottom half forward, clawing the hand and shrinking it as much as possible, camera angle. It's pathetic.
Angled shots. Angled shots, awkwardly bent midsections, and silly clawed fingers errywhere. Most of these dicks aren't over 6 inches, but they're trying to pass em off as monters, lololol.
>>8628569
Maybe he just doesn't have any fingers.
>>8629319
Fucking kekked like a God damn hyena
>>8628527
No niggers please
>>8628225
self suck
>>8628522
Keep telling yourself that you micro dicked virgin.
>>8630920
Feel better?
>>8629097
Welp. I'm bi as fuck now. Thanks gif
>>8629319
lol
>>8628554
this
>>8628500
Link to the video? There's a scene in this onenthat makes me cum buckets
>>8630706
Found the micropenis
>>8629087
sauce on this one?
>>8629479
top kek
>>8631928
When will it come, have you hear something about it, at what kind of surgery are they working?
Knows someone something about it?
>>8628203
i hate how some faggot stretched the vertical field of view to make it look longer. its already really big. we can plainly see that the aspect ratio is fucked up. why even bother?
>>8629081
he's measuring from the top of the dick. Super easy to push the ruler against your groin and flub the size. probably more like 7 desu.
>>8632045
youre literally supposed to measure with a tape measure from the top of the dick to the tip. you are literally supposed to push down your fat pad over your pubic bone in order to measure your dick.
>>8630772
you have a tiny cock
>>8632058
literally
>>8628569
it's working out pretty well for him
>>8628399
Where did you get this? I made the one in the OP and have been looking for a better quality forever.
>>8629124
lotta jizz for a blackdude
>>8628423
guy in the background
>there goes my hero.mp3
>>8628423
i love when a guys dick is so big it flops around from nearly every movement they make
>>8630813
SSSHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!
>>8628203
Any with penetration?
>>8629479
kek
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>>8628254
yeah in pain
>>8629319
kek good one
Met a guy like this
he was short and his girl friend was shorter
since she was bi she invited me over for a 3 way (everyone was drunk at the time so you know)
he seemed big in comparison to the rest of his body
he was really just 6 1/2 inches long :l
>>8630813
We're all here for a big dick thread and you DONT want black people?
*Overtly insecure racist detected*
>>8633972
Isn't it more racist to assume all black men have big dicks?
>>8632045
At best you gain half an inch by pushing the ruler into the fat pad. Unless of course you are Chabba the Hut fat
>>8629108
why even live?
>>8630706
what did you even just post about that girl
>>8632045
That's how you measure.
Bottom side has no clear breakpoint so losers end up measuring halfway down their ballsack.
>>8628399
Looks pretty huge even in this one famalam. Reminds me of those penis extenders that are supposed to be worn like two hours a day for a year and a half or something. Do those even work
>>8628427
Nice couple. But all the videos are slow anal. No real fucking.
>>8628203
Shit I would hate to be cursed with that.
I already cant penetrate my girl all the way and my dicks about 3/4's of his if that. Mines way thicker though.
>>8634819
sure it is mate
how are these guys staying conscious?
>>8628399
http://www xvideos.com/video13793319/casal_crazy
>>8628522
>If her lips can't touch the base of your shaft with the dick in her mouth/throat, she's still shit and needs to practice more.
FTFY
>>8628983
kek wtf!!!!
>>8634978
>not posting their account
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/casalteensecrazy
>>8633396
No, there aren't any, because then you'd be able to see that it's actually a normal-sized dick that he's just pretending is "huge" lmao
>>8628990
what's the thing he's sticking on his dick
>>8629319
largely kek
why do people get so salty in these threads?
is it so hard to accept that outliers in size exist? damn
>>8628569
No, that would be the huge dick that makes it look like that.
>>8636248
because having a tiny dick is a fucking curse
let us salt senpai...you'll never get it.
>>8636248
Because no one is making a "small cock on a fat basement dweller" threads.
I remember seeing this video of a guy with a huge dick, at least 8 inches or so, a few years back on xvideos. I don't remember the details but the impression I have is that it was kind of half-professional in that the people involved seemed like they had done porn before, but it the cinematography was reminiscent of an amateur porno. It was filmed on a bed in a somewhat dark room with many closeup shots. Perhaps the most distinguishing feature was that it was about 40 minutes long if I recall correctly. The dialogue was mostly about the guy's cock with the girl asking stuff like whether it runs in the family. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>8636871
I forgot to mention that the guy was white.
Also, are there any porn sites that allow you to search by length? xvideos categorizes long videos as 10min+ but very few of them are 40min+ so if I could search specifically for those it should narrow down my search.
>>8628203
No envy what so ever. That dude will never go balls deep in anything
>>8628750
dodo?
>>8628203
Crazy how his dick is so long and weird looking and by total coincidence her tits are like a foot under her collarbone.
wait a minute why am i on an imageboard in a thread about giant cocks
4 INCHES ERECT REPRESENT WHOS WITH ME
>>8633978
> projects in hopes of disguise.
> still has a little weiner
> hates the idea of their being bigger men
> has ego of a thin egg. Fragile and weak.
>>8637349
Right here buddy!
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>>8637564
I could go on but the thread's for real cocks, however impractical you've convinced yourself they are
>>8628203
I will never get why girls don't fuck guys with those and instead always suck on them. Such a waste.
>>8637554
wishing there was audio
Thread was great until some fag started posting pumped dicks.
>>8628254
Virgin detected
>>8637698
When you're older, you will understand.
>>8637568
No please keep going
>>8628542
Funny thing about this vid. Flaccid his dick is 2 inches and she was making fun of it at first.
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>>8631928
>I'm 7.5x6
By volume that is over twice the size the average of 5.5x4.8 and is hitting the upper end of where it will hurt the vast majority of women.
>>8634584
Gee Billy, I wonder why
>>8636807
You haven't been here long, have you?
>>8630519
kekd
>>8628988
this grip looks so fucking dumb
>>8640238
Gotta make his bigger than average cock look even bigger :^)
>>8632003
There's a doctor in LA called James Elist who had a procedure approved by the FDA. He inserts a sleeve into the shaft that adds around 2 inches to length and girth.
The problem is that there are lots of horror stories (some with pictures) but no real evidence of results.
>>8638777
I don't disagree. Let's say, however, that the bad stories about the doctor mentioned above are fake and the implant is removable (it is).
Put yourself in my position-post surgery you would have be an obscene 9.5x8. I'm a shower so you'd have 8 flaccid inches snaking down your pants. You would catch women staring at it, hear girls
gasping and giggling to each other as you walked by. Yes, it would be difficult to find normal women who'd enjoy being terraformed. What would the sex lives be like of those who liked it?
When their future boyfriends pull down their pants how many will be able to hide their disappointment?
You wouldn't want all that?
>>8635929
>http://www.xvideos.com/video14725833/novinha_gostosa_levando_26cm_de_pica_na_xota_e_no_cuzinho_casal_crazy
the first one was so boring I almost died
>>8632058
>you are literally supposed to push down your fat pad over your pubic bone in order to measure your dick.
No you're not.
Gonna be this guy again... All I found was someone who just wanted to jerk off together, which is fun and all, but was curious if anyone wanted to enlighten someone about cock fascination, i'd be interested. It's still confusing feeling completely straight but just seeing huge cocks makes me diamonds.
In the meantime, i'll post what I have and confusingly jerk my shit
>>8641818
Male brains are used to reacting with arousal when they see a cock, makes sense since the only time our ancestors would see cocks was when they were getting down to business. As experience will tell you nothing ruins your odds of reproduction more than getting flaccid during sex. So dick=sex=good in simple brain patterns.
It also explains why hot trannies are viewed as attractive even if they have a cock
>>8641838
Yeah I've read something similar to this. Makes sense. It's just such a major turn on for me currently. Instantly hard seeing a dude just stroke himself off as well.
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>>8641838
our ancestors walked around with they cocks out all the time, they dint wear clothes
>>8641871
I meant hard cocks obviously
>>8641818
Anyone feel like talking about big cocks on yahoo? post me your name and i'll add
>>8641884
weeeeeeeeee
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>>8641891
woooooo
>>8640238
It's basically what any smart guy would do to make it look bigger for the cam.
>>8628203
looks fake
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>>8641906
diamonds atm
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>>8641895
Implying any faggots posting their privates on the internet are smart.
>>8641858
Kek
>>8641838
>trannies
>hot
ummmm
>>8635002
Most girls aren't willing to force past their gagging point.
>>8641912
sauce?
>>8641891
cumisha jones
>>8637698
Probably because they don't want their vaginas destroyed.
>>8635470
Jeez man why so jealous?
>>8641669
>that cock is fake!!
>evidence of it being real
>that cock is boring!!
>>8628500
is that an asian dick?
man i have a smaller dick than an asian dude
>>8643492
Nah he's Latin American, was arrested when the police found a load of goats in his van
>>8628203
It's probably fake.
>>8641891
>cumisha jones
http://www.xvideos.com/video14423613/girl_loves_big_dick
>>8643846
Jesus a load of goats?
>>8632162
Says the guy who has to fake that shit on camera. What are you gonna do when someone actually takes interest? "Oh sorry, my cock shrunk four inches because you're not an angled camera and you aren't looking at only my first two knuckles gripped to look like a hand."
Pa-fucking-thetic.
>>8631973
http://es.xhamster.com/movies/1641465/sega_e_sborrata.html
>>8631928
if you're 7.5 then you're not far behind him, he goes by "domthestud" and says he's 8" long. he's just not a grower and clearly really thin,
>>8629319
Best post of 2016.
>>8628203
fake
>>8631477
Source?
>>8643881
Dr Pavel, I'm BWC.
>>8642744
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
>>8643904
>Porn Star Arrested For Abusing Roosters, Guinea Hens, Pigeons, Living Goats, Dead Goats And Ducks
http://deadspin.com/5823239/ramon-from-bang-bus-got-arrested-for-abusing-roosters-guinea-hens-pigeons-living-goats-dead-goats-and-ducks
>Per the Miami New Times, "Bang Bus porn star 'Ramon' — famous for his giant penis — was arrested last week for keeping a menagerie of suffering farm animals locked in a vehicle on a 90-degree day."
>>8641589
price? the site says you need to be cirumcized to do it. fucking dropped
>>8628258
this is the funniest shit I've read in ages
>>8630920
Virgin detected
>>8629319
Can I give you money? I feel like I need to give you money
>>8628988
Are these fake? Why are all these dudes grabbing their yaks like that?
>>8633972
>appropriating niggers on 4cuck
nice try, shill
>>8628569
Jealous tiny dick black boy reporting in.
>>8638670
SOURCE! PLZ
>>8630706
And to the left you'll see a rare Fat Angry Neckbeard, this particular species has a penis equal to that of a clitoris
>>8628601
Dick is average, It's the girl who's tiny.
>>8641912
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>>8645764
Im here with you, senpai...
>>8643881
Philip DeWanco?
>>8629056
I think this so often
>>8641776
yes you are.
thats how it is used to measure.
BPEL is what you can use.
NBPEL is what you can see.
Look them up, since you will need it.
>>8628423
That's called a penis pump...
>>8645542
I feel like you need to give me some.
>>8645764
thats gotta be the fuckin worst. just being a constant disappointment to everyone that ever sees you naked
Her name is Tia Tanaka
>>8628203
This cock is about 6 - 6.5 inches not exactly monster. Three reasons it looks bigger: shaved pubic hair, the girl is very petite, the way he's holding it makes it hard to compare the hand to the cock....
>>8647441
i have a 7 inch dick and that thing is at least an inch bigger, probably 2 or 3. Youre a fucking idiot
>>8629125
Anybody have more like this?
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>>8647441
t. babydick
>>8647462
Can confirm, i'm in the 7-8 range and
>at least an inch bigger, probably 2 or 3
>>8641858
saaaauuucceee!
>>8647441
I'd say the video seems a bit streched, but the dick is still big maybe 8 or even 9 inches. Definitely not 6
Anons, is having an 8 inch big? or ima be the "make me laugh" among the girls?
>>8635501
A pink shotglass
>>8648392
Oh shut up
>>8629319
loled-correctly rated post.
>>8637554
sauce?
>>8636885
Probably Danny D for Hushpass
>>8629319
I cummed
can't buy clothing by size alone - have to try everything on to check if there's really enough room
can't sit on a toilet without holding my dick to keep it from going swimming
common reaction from nice girls is "no fuckin way" as they put their clothes back on and leave
>>8645794
I guess the gurl is Karla Kush <3
Did someone request big black Glocks?
