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>>8594704
>Paula Jones, after finally having her mind returned to her after being possessed by the spirit of gluttony for many years, is rudely awakened to realize that her once slim and petite figure is forever and irrevocably now a fat tubby tub of lard.
>>8594704
what kind of drugs make you do this
i was listening to an album on youtube and out of nowhere this downloaded itself and popped up
what mean
>>8594784
dude i fucking tried porn acting is my weakness, made it to the last second
>n-no mmm ok
>>8594792
Pcp, meth, acid or mushrooms, dmt maybe lots of/bad crack?
>>8594835
>implying good crack
>>8594792
Once had a housemate gets the cops called on him by a neighbor for eating a bunch of mushrooms and screaming at the top of his lungs for a solid 20 min. When they came he kept screaming, "IT'S OK, I'M HUMAN, I'M A HUMAN!!!"
>>8594792
aspartame
requesting one where it's the greatest orgasm ever over the speakers that shake an entire wall
>>8594843
I'm an aficionado of crack, a hipster of heirloom crack. There is indeed bad crack. If its not aged in an artisan plastic bag in a rare type of trailer (park) i turn my nose up at it.
>>8594847
The absolute madman!
>>8594859
His trial is still going on, i might go to jail for it. If he rats i sold him the boomers.
>>8594858
not sure if nose upturning as a sign of disdain or to sniff moar coke better
>>8594874
Disdain, but i do love me some coke that makes my eyes shake.
>>8594872
>seat offering intensifies
>drugs
>>8594878
¿Por qué no los dos?
>>8594880
What does this mean, i am unfamiliar.
>>8594861
anyone know the song that goes to this?
>>8594777
Mother fucker, this is the second time I got tricked by this.
>>8594777
you motherfucker you got me, it actually spooked me because my wall to the right is the attic and my walls sound just like that. fucking thought there was someone/thing in my fucking attic until I replayed that with my headphones off.
>>8594777
You got me.
>>8594886
I aint doin no bad crack son, only good crack. And i will mix, /b/ermano.
>>8594847
ahahahaha fuck you, lost.
>>8594810
whats the song?
>>8594888
I would tell you to lurk moar, but those trips deserve some respect.
picrelated is used when somebody is alluding to shady stuff, implying the mentlegan in the picture is an agent of some three-lettered-agency or another
>>8594803
Perhaps the greatest clip of all time
>>8594910
Was talkin bout drugs, not pedo. Did he do drug show too?
>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman
Does anyone know what song this is? Shazam keeps giving me different songs.
>>8594890
I'm pretty sure it's from one of the matrix movies.
>>8594919
Although drug lovers do love kids more than the average person does, drug loving in itself is not in the lower half of three-letter-agencies' priority lists
>>8594922
what's the source this shit had me laughing
>>8594941
>proceeds to describe anal fisting and eating the pupu
>THEN
>asks the children to step out
>>8594937
I do love my son more than anything. I believe that druga help. If i werent baked id probably get him drunk to put him to sleep sometimes. It gives me patience.
>>8594922
Wtf how do you get them so long?
>>8594908
Who's the girl?
>>8594954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA7yu1x4UM
>>8594931
is this real?
>>8594951
can't tell if the complete reaction was genuine or he jsut tried to play off how scared he got by running away like that
>>8594803
I've been through 15 different remixes and none of them are this one. Does anyone know?
>>8594930
sauce on the song? All I know it's Meshuggah
>>8594967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpbW7JRu0Q
That lady is a genius in disguise.
>>8594784
Kek'd internally.
>>8594803
Song name or at least where that instrumental comes from? I know the singing is from Nate Dogg in Eminem's "Shake That".
>>8594983
I think he was legitimately scared, then realized quickly he was okay, and then tried to make it over-the-top, possibly as a way to laugh at himself.
>>8594769
Context of second half????
>>8594968
thanks famzilla
>>8594922
Fucking Norm Macdonald.
Holy shit my sides have transcended beyond the physical realm of reality,
>>8594925
Get ya hands up - theFunkyFr34k
>>8595006
Fuck you, more/sauce?
>>8594987
Yeah I've seen her in a handful of BBC shows in bit parts. She's funny as fuck every single time.
>>8594897
lost
>>8594922
>what's your computer
>"it's a mac"
>"mines a dell"
>cuts to wide shot showing two macs
top fucking kek this is fantastic
>>8594890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9s18rUaubc
I only know this song from that DOOM /pol/.wad
>>8594835
I've never seen this kind of shit from any psychedelics except high dose pcp/meth
>>8594827
i need this song
>>8595021
thanks bro
>>8594984
You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood By Shokk
>>8594984
you reposted in the wrong neighborhood kid its on soundcloud
>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman
>>8595023
wut
>>8594772
fuck you, lol
>>8594803
gonna need sauce on that song
>>8595042
Norm is so goddam funny.
Watch this if you want to see a comedian that has nothing but contempt for everyone around him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw
"IF IT HELPS HE'S A FILTHY AYE-RAB!........One of them Aye-rabs...."
>>8595023
MOAR info plz good anon
>>8595006
Damn need part 2
>>8595088
Not sure what you don't get about the video. It's pretty self explanatory.
>>8595077
>>8595088
>xxxvideo.avi.exe
>"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO RUN THIS???"
>YES
>THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
>ALL UR BASE R BELONG TO US
>>8594792
SJW's
>>8595074
What song is he playing it sounds familar
>>8595083
"Look I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler"
>>8595094
Did Boomerang come back?
>>8595129
How the hell did the emus win the war?
>>8594897
Holy shit, lost.
>>8595121
yes, they float. I actually looked for the video on youtube to show someone a few mins ago since I was looking for the webm here but had not been posted yet. The song in the video is Territory by Sepultura.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5FZqK9SewE
>>8595129
>>8594777
fuck that was realistic
>>8595083
"You're an acid tongued Arab."
>>8595147
lost, i was thinking of cheating on my girl today but his is awesome so naw
>>8594816
Thanks Asian fisherman.
>>8595147
Lol fuckin' lost
>>8595083
"No offense, but that sounds like some goddamn commie gobblydeegook."
>>8595147
is this real?
>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman
>>8595183
Yes in the sense that it actually happened it's true. But was it an actual theft? no.
>>8595100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-aL49F0Jc
>>8594816
Thanks, asian fisherman
>>8594704
Lost at "I'm so fat"
>>8595228
I remember being obsessed with finding this remix for the longest time. Worst thing was the only version I had was playing over footage of a 13 yr old rolling around on a couch in her skivvy's, for scientific reasons, of course.
>>8594908
"What is clocks" almost fell out of my chair
>>8594777
sauce on video?
>>8594861
DAMMIT I ALWAYS LOSE TO THIS.
>contrib
>>8595215
way to ruin this kid's life, bitch
>>8594704
looks like the average tumblr user
>>8594704
Anyone else immediately think of the turkey/chicken chewtoy noise! Kek
>>8594821
My uncle dying of cancer is funnier than that
>>8595015
CNN reporter was reading a Facebook message (Live on air) relating to a shooting
>>8595198
The japanese defense force everyone.
>>8595167
oh my fucking god
Playing with a keyboard
>>8595256
Literally
>>8594968
I don't understand Hollywood anymore.
>>8595006
Saved by a weebo, i prefer die.
>>8595277
>rape_panties
How does this work?
>>8595239
Haha, nice!
>>8595287
maybe the panties are connected to the internet cloud
>>8595008
As a novice stage actor who can't dance for shit. The amount of work that went into that is very impressive.
>>8595287
usually they have a vibrator set up to donations, every donation sets it off, and the more you donate the harder it goes. Clever trick to get people to donate shit tons of money
>>8595287
Go on chatturbate. Like 90% of the girls on there use these now.
It's called the "Ohmibod" or some shit and it's basically a flat dildo that lays between the panties and the pussy. It has a small nub that rests on the clit. It connects to the girls account so that whenever someone tips tokens it vibrates. The more tokens you tip the harder it vibrates.
It's an amazing gimmick to get lonely nerds who have disposable income to send it by making it interactive. It sounds like bullshit at first but I've seen a girl pass out from a 1000 tip and smack her face against the nightstand cutting a huge gash on her forehead.
>>8595050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIbOoYAL_oE
>>8595071
kek
>>8594972
I wondered the same thing and found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g99h4qaCio
Apparently it's real.
>>8595307
That entire crew is just comedic gold.
Everything from The IT crowd to The Mighty Boosh is just fucking amazing.
>>8594704
>>8594922
"He died 50 years ago."
"He did? I didn't know he was sick."
>>8595161
What kind of night am I have that I lost to this?
>>8594941
doing God's work
>>8595050
here ya go buddy
/watch?v=UIbOoYAL_oE
>>8594941
Black Michael Scott?
>>8594816
Thanks, asian fisherman
>>8595357
Machelangelo Scott? Demichaelus Scott?
>>8594951
>>8595360
what context is this taken out of?
>>8595239
this is a prank right?
>>8595308
link to vid?
science
>>8594803
Oh god this is gold. Lost so hard.
>>8595221
I need me some source
>>8595308
>1k
>chatterbait
Good god..
>>8595198
>filename
kek
>>8595395
What
>>8595119
sounds like thru the sandstorm and flames by radude
>>8595415
no telling what they were trying to do
>>8594949
>>8595408
Elay Smith
>>8595370
sauce
>>8595426
thanks
>>8595407
so subtle, so slight
>>8595436
I want her to spauz my galaugh
>>8594847
Funny, The mushrooms must've told him.
>>8595415
They are emulating the way russian infantry figths german tanks.
>>8595436
oh fuck. wrong thread m8 quality post
>>8595436
What are age of consent laws in Russia?
>>8594827
>what it's like to chew 5 gum
>>8595215
I mean just tell the kid its fucking normal to do that and then rape him. WTF is this bitches problem?
>>8595466
it's funnier if you knew what they were saying. they are thoroughly confused how cameras work.
>>8595483
it could always be worse
>>8595221
Losing
>>8595296
>>8594937
what do you think of money?
Alphabet Agency is another name too. I like that one lol
>>8595509
kek
>>8594816
Arigato, Asian fisherman.
>>8595485
translate pls
>>8594773
Sauce!
>>8594704
ONLY IN AMERICA
>>8594897
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
HERETIC!
>>8594972
What do you mean "is this real?" famdingo that was probably one of the best interventions since the whole damn show started
>>8595528
something like,
"did you get the shot?"
"it's recording"
"did you get the shot?"
"it's recording!"
etc
>>8595207
Thank you, anon. i am crying
>>8595499
Based Putin
>>8595542
ok I actually chuckled when I rewatched.
At the end was she was like did you get it?
and the other girl was like yup! and she gets super excited and grabs it
Thanks
>>8595555
Impressive
>>8595555
quads of truth
>>8595485
Clearly the girl recording is supposed to be taking a picture and doesnt tell her shes recording till the end. Dont need to speak Russian to see that
>>8595492
FUCK NIGGERS
>>8594816
sayonara,asian fisherman
>>8595562
yo you replied to the wrong person dingus. Anyway I was distracted to say the least and have 0 knowledge of russian
>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman!
>>8595207
Dogs are disgusting pieces of shit
>>8594784
how high is this guy
>>8594704
>stupid fat kid on public transit tries to be funny
> makes an ass of herself and just screams
Not funny. Made me want to genocide
>>8595239
oh shit that second part is filmed at ucsd i think. geisel library, second floor by the bathrooms in S&E
