Let's get a thread of people getting mauled by animals
Kek
>>8574361
Bump
>>8574361
oeeee nice
BUMP
>>8574361
>" Bro, High-five!"
>>8575363
why would someone do this
>>8575366
That qt isn't biting that hand.
>>8575363
I... I guess people have some strange fetishes...
>>8575382
Aww man...
>>8575396
what is this? and why?
>>8574361
>>8574361
Don't know why, but this make me LOL.
>>8575417
I'm glad he got fucked up. Everything he taught to people was exactly the wrong shit to do. He was like the Bear Grylls of pets, stupid shit you should never do, but looks neat on TV.
>>8575379
>hey bob watch me hold out my hand to this completely wild horse that could kick me to death in 2 seconds
>OH SHIT CALL THE COPS
>>8575442
This shit always kills me
>>8575364
why?! It's a fucking crocodile! I guess if there weren't idiots like this we wouldnt have this great footage of Natural Selection at work.
>>8575438
His concept and understanding of leadership is spot on, and while he may not have always showed the best way to express that leadership, his approach was correct the overwhelming majority of the time.
t. military working dog handler
>>8575442
YEAH!
Fuck that monkey up!
>>8575392
Never seen this one, what's attacking what?
>>8575438
Stop commenting on shit you know nothing about.
>>8575363
Wat? Y you do this?
>>8575379
Look at the ears on that horse. He's clearly showing that dumb fucking cyclist that he's not comfortable with him, and the cyclist pays the price.
>>8575438
Fucking hippie your peaceful ways teach the dogs that they are our equals but in reality have to know when to toe the line faggot
>>8575379
lucky he didnt get teeth im sure the pressure from its jaw still hurt though
>>8575486
White blood cells attack invading parasite.
>>8575392
kek
>>8575364
I've actually seen that croc show in Thailand. They'd sell you chickens to feed the bastards.
Non-animated gif related.
>>8575392
>>8575510
Best security guard.
>>8575486
>
your immunsystem attacking a peresite
>>8575417
So he kicks it kek
>>8575477
>>8575489
>>8575495
Retards. He advocated sitting on a pitbull to show alpha dominance. The pitbull didn't give him any shit after that so lol show's over time to pack it up. Then as soon as he leaves the pitbull goes back to fucking everyone up because it only learned not to fuck with ceaser.
He does cute shit for TV then leaves the people with an animal that learned nothing. If you actually researched his shit you'd find most of his cases failed after he left because the owners weren't being super alphas all the time.
You fuckers need to get redpilled on this guy. There's a reason his show was shut down. He encouraged stupid behavior and people tried to mimic it with their problem dogs and got bit or worse. There was a Louisana survey done in 2011 or something where a staggering 19% of people sending pets to the shelter were doing so because they tried ceaser shit on their dogs and it attacked them or their children.
ALSO, many times the dogs were agitated off camera to show the behaviors for TV. And many times Ceaser refused to work with the animal because it didn't respond well to his "whispering".
He's a fraud, idiot, and borderline psychopath that gets his erections from dominating animals.
>>8575442
Fucking drown it!
>>8575382
Who's the asshole just standing there filming this
>>8575417
>dog just bit me
>better get closer
what a fucking tool
>>8575473
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis you fucking chink
>>8575537
Why you so mad tho?
>>8575473
I side with kitteh.
>>8575468
Makos are badass as fuck,
>>8575473
Who records their little shit hitting a cat then doesn't even help the girl...or cat. What kind of person does this? Is this the product of intensive inbreeding?
>>8575450
kek ty
>>8575566
nice double dubs, and kek worthy filename
>>8575566
story???? i've never seen a shark that big
>>8575552
A response doesn't equate anger. You'll learn this when you get out of middle school, champ.
>>8575537
All you have to do is look at the number of Cesar's supposedly 'fixed' dogs that went on to be rehomed and shit this idiot had no idea what he was doing.
I mean, he's quick with the gag orders and lawsuits, but you can still find information on what happened to some of these dogs.
>>8575579
>story
It's in the filename
>>8575369
Pain tolerance training, as one.
>>8575549
so we're somehow supposed to just leave whatever we're doing and go chase down a boar for a dead baby. never mentioning the mountain of shit you're going to go through to catch that boar. all for what?
>>8575589
yeah but how was the boat broken up and shit?
>>8575382
fucked up when the kid never did anything to deserve it baka bad post
>>8575579
Get on my level
>>8575363
I wonder if they went into his urethra
>>8575579
When a young woman is killed by a shark while skinny-dipping near the New England tourist town of Amity Island, police chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) wants to close the beaches, but mayor Larry Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) overrules him, fearing that the loss of tourist revenue will cripple the town. Ichthyologist Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) and grizzled ship captain Quint (Robert Shaw) offer to help Brody capture the killer beast, and the trio engage in an epic battle of man vs. nature.
>>8575549
literally who cares, the baby is dead anyway, and it's clearly in a shititzstan country so this is probably par for the course.
>>8575566
wtf. Why are they just recording and not helping this guy?
>>8575584
>Retards.
>If you actually researched his shit
>You fuckers
>He's a fraud, idiot, and borderline psychopath that gets his erections from dominating animals
I made the same mistake of thinking you were angry but I think it was just because of these comments.
>>8575585
Shadow, the rescue that adopted him out took him from the owners after witnessing the episode.
JonBee the Jindo, rehomed via rescue
Patti LaBelle's Boerboel, rehomed after he bit her severely.
Cotton: A dog who had to have his teeth filed down because he CONTINUED to bite even after CM “rehabilitated” him.
Ligia Morris has come out after her Fila actually became aggressive after CM came in. She managed to rehabilitate him using positive reinforcement and clicker training. He now does herding work.
There's more out there if you look but yeah, he's a fuck up.
>>8575604
WTFFFFFFFF
I never seen a piranha jump that high!
>>8575438
his idealogy of "not anything as aggressive dog breeds, just aggressive owners" is his only fault. rest of his shit is spot on. the only people who say this are people who have never worked with dogs. ignorant people to be precise
t. dog trainer
>>8575596
Shark bit it
>>8575537
my favorite was when he paid somewhere around 500k to keep it quiet that he was sending problem dogs on his ranch to various local shelters anonymously.
Guy was a total fuckup.
>>8575608
thanks
>>8575616
bad words doesn't equate anger, anon. It's okay. You'll figure it out someday.
>>8575513
Fuckin sweet
>>8575510
>He lifts him over
everytime
>>8575604
did he died tho
>>8575621
just stop defending the guy. Christ, you sound like his mother or something.
>>8575537
>He's a fraud, idiot, and borderline psychopath that gets his erections from dominating animals.
Not even close, he's absolutely spot on about the importance of establishing and maintaining leadership in the dog world.
>If you actually researched his shit you'd find most of his cases failed after he left because the owners weren't being super alphas all the time.
So you're blaming him for people not doing what he told, and showed them, to do? That doesn't make sense. NO training approach "works" if you don't actually employ it, anon.
You're being emotional, and unreasonable.
>>8575640
What a fucking loser
>>8575392
What is it? Looks like C.elegans.
>>8575663
Go to bed, Ceaser.
>>8575618
Most airline companies are sane and plan their routes to avoid their habitats. That one was probably 90's aeroflot.
>>8575621
Nah, this douchebag is basing his shit off of the outdated idea that wolves live in a strict hierarchical structure with an alpha pair as the all dominant leaders. Dominance Theory is way outdated. The original studies it was based on were flawed because, originally, it was believed that wild wolf packs were made up of unrelated individuals. So in order to study them, scientists formed an ‘artificial’ wolf pack by flying in a bunch of unrelated wolves and forming a captive wolf pack. These unrelated wolves in an unnatural environment formed a dominance hierarchy with an alpha pair in order to coexist peacefully rather than killing each other. This is how we ended up with ‘dominance theory’ and ‘alpha’.
For quite a while, it was believed that this was how natural, wild wolf packs operated. It wasn’t until recently, when wolf biologist David L. Mech spent time in the wild studying natural wolf packs, that all of this was thrown out the window. It's not recognized that your average wild wolf pack has a much more fluid social structure. A wolf pack isn't made up of an all dominant 'alpha' pair and their subordinates, it's made up of a mated pair and their offspring. It's more a family unit than a strict, hierarchical group. The term ‘alpha’ is no longer even considered scientifically correct when applied to wild wolf packs, instead, the term ‘breeding pair’ is used.
>>8575366
I was cringing the entire time FUCK
>>8575363
For those curious, this is Andrew Ucles (as stated by the watermark) an insane Aussie that goes into the bush, catches animals with his bare hands and in this case, finds out what it would be like to be an echinda, some strange combo of a hedgehog and anteater.
>>8575637
NO U MAD
>>8575382
that's fucked...
>>8575668
Eh, you don't want to fuck with penguins if you can avoid it. The venom isn't lethal, but it hurts like a mother fucker for 10+ days.
>>8575382
lol
>>8575663
You're the one being unreasonable. Most of his rehabs failed in the long run. His methods were fine but the whole premise of the show always left the owners with a dog they couldn't handle. Then all the mimics that got bit and sent their dogs away to the shelter. The man was probably responsible for thousands, maybe tens of thousands of dogs being thrown into shelters when the owners could have just gotten actual behavior training.
Then him quietly shipping off dogs from his ranch into shelters sometimes 100's of miles away, guy was a piece of shit.
>>8575663
The fact that literally every certified animal behaviorist disagrees with his methods should probably tell you something.
Cesar has no certifications or education, he isn't even a professional. He was literally a damn dog groomer before he got lucky on Oprah's show.
>>8575683
did he die??
>>8575687
good one :^)
>>8575417
dog obviously don't like me, better let him bite me,
oh, he bit me, better FUCKING KICK HIM! cause that's how you tame animals right? kek.
>>8575396
NO THANK YOU
>>8575678
That is correct, sir!
In addition, I'd add that younger wolves treat their older family members as alphas, not the leader of the pack.
And more, domination depends on alpha being present. That's why this type of training fails. The dog would obey when you are with it. While you are away, it is the alpha.
>>8575637
So you're just a moron whom can't properly express himself?
Figures, because you're still wrong.
>>8575724
Ceaser, I don't know why you're here, maybe shit has gotten that bad for you. But please just stop, nobody believes in your mumbo jumbo anymore. It's been disproven every time by actual experts in animal behavior. Go back to grooming cats.
>>8575725
I lead the spectrum in points.
>>8575723
Younger wolves treat their older family members with respect, it's not much different from any other social groups of animals. The older animals are the wiser ones and the younger are taught to respect them.
The idea that dogs are looking to 'take control' and become 'alpha' at any given moment is complete idiocy and demonstrates an enormous lack of knowledge on dog behavior.
>>8575730
Wouldn't it be funny if this histrionic aspie actually was convinced that the real Caesar was on adult /gif/ shilling his own reputation?
>>8575734
The autism spectrum?
>>8575755
Is there any other?
>>8575579
Right? Clearly that boat was too small.
>>8575743
odder things have happened
>>8575765
massive kek
>>8575724
Do you have some evidence that Cesar is trained or certified in some way?
Or that he was anything other than a dog groomer before getting on Oprah?
Have any statements by certified animal behaviorists that support his 'training' methods?
I'll wait.
>>8575766
Not really.
>>8575782
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no. But I never said any of those things, so I guess it stands to reason.
>>8575783
then you're ridiculously new.
>>8575766
fucking this
>>8575796
So you just woke up this morning deciding to shill the abilities of a washed up TV animal behaviorist on 4chan...and did so without any means to back up your statements?
Incredible. Time well spent friendo.
>>8575363
>10 seconds later
>7 seconds later
If the time skips you make in the videos are that short, why even have them at all. I'm watching a guy covering himself in ants, I've got 17 seconds to spare.
>>8575784
5stars
>>8575743
Wouldn't it be funny if you faggots quit shitting the thread up with your ambiguously gay obsession with this guy?
>>8575476
An Hero by krokki, I have allways liked this one
>>8575678
"Dominant" means assertive. Nothing more, and nothing less. Body language can be all that is needed to express "dominance", while other times it may be a fight.
Wild wolf wolf packs do indeed have a "dominant" pair, the same way parents in human families are "dominant" to their children.
The bottom line is that a bunch of submissive pet owners bastardized and misrepresented what "dominance" in the animal kingdom actually means, and the word is now fraught with negative emotional connotations.
Shut up about some dog trainer and post more gifs of horrific animal attacks.
>>8575810
i would be legit terrified to be on that field
>>8575822
STAAAAAAAP CEASER
>>8575808
Agreed, but calling him an animal behaviorist implies he actually had any formal education in animal behavior.
He's just some charismatic former dog groomer who took advantage of the fact that so few people actually know anything about dog behavior or training.
>>8575808
No, I didn't do any of that either. I just poked fun at you for flipping out so much over a tv show.
>>8575823
>>8575396
That's a giant tree weta, and the blood colored stuff isn't all blood, some of it's weta saliva (nonvenomous). In the full vid she's explaining how male giant tree wetas are herbvores but will use their jaws to attack if provoked.
>>8575822
You've got it backwards.
People like Cesar fucked up the idea of dominance and turned it into some macho 'alpha' bullshit.
>>8575730
i think ive seen him post before trying to start up a "Best Of Ceaser Milan (sound only)" webm thread
>>8575824
That dog was having fun. The last girl was all scared and the dog just wanted her to throw the mitt.
Funny what a breed will do to a video. If this was a goofy labrador it would have been all over national news fluff segments. But because it's a pitt it was probably relegated to live leak because people automatically assume the dog is gonna kill somebody.
>>8575711
>His methods were fine...
So you admit his methods were fine, and yet you still sperg out talking mad shit about the guy?
We're done here...
>>8575784
too much freedom for even a FUCKING BALD EAGLE
he's won my vote
>>8575831
lol okay. I'll just pretend you weren't the one desperately defending the guy. You get off scott free, anon. Yay for you.
>>8575854
You still contend you're not angry, though, yes?
>>8575839
YES I REMEMBER THAT NOW!
That was definitely him, too, He's not happy with the exposure he gets on national tv.
sooo what is it 60, 70 replies wasted due to ceaserposting? fuck not again..
>>8575847
His methods were fine if he KEPT THE DOGS.
If you're going to alpha machismo rule over dogs you have to be present 100% of the time. His entire method was flawed because he would be there for a day, dominate the animal, then leave. The dog would go right back to it's previous behavior.
If he did this to his own animals, fine, it can work. Otherwise he's an idiot.
>>8575473
Nice bob and weave on kittehs part. Needs some Rocky music
>>8575872
>dog would go right back to it's previous behavior
>previous
So no harm done, dog was an asshole anyway.
>>8575866
dubs means its him cant deny it now
>>8575712
>The fact that literally every certified animal behaviorist...
You mean all the emo bitches that take a crash course in "positive reinforcement" with their stupid clickers, and never address the entire leadership / communication through body language aspect of pet ownership?
Unless they're training working dogs, then I usually have no time for them.
>>8575870
There's always random ceaser shills in these threads. I don't get it. Every time his shit is posted, ceaser shills out of the woodwork. It's either Ceaser himself or some seriously brainwashed retards that exist to only create or positively comment on ceaser webm's.
>>8575693
through that anorak, right
>>8574361
What about animals getting mauled by other animals?
>>8575872
You can't say a training method works if it only works when you're standing there with the dog. If the only reason the dog isn't performing the problem behavior in your presence is because it's afraid of you, the only thing you've taught the dog is to avoid doing something in your presence. That's not effective training.
His methods weren't 'fine', they relied on fear and intimidation.
>>8575887
Ceaser. Be real for a moment. Why are you here?
>>8575782
Doesnt he have some sort of pet psychology institute in California? I dont follow much of what he does, so I cant confirm.
>>8575887
You literally don't know the difference between an actual certified animal behaviorist and a positive reinforcement trainer do you?
>>8575902
He has a groomers license. He can express the hell out of cat anal glands.
>>8575493
He's totally pro environment, and didn't deserve being treated this way.
>>8575890
the thing is i dont have an issue with ceaser lurking /gif/ I just wish he posted some oc webms of his ex wife's phat ass from time to time
>>8575906
SO IT IS CEASER
>>8575902
Opening a 'pet psychology center' doesn't somehow make you a professional, literally anyone can open up a facility and call it a 'pet psychology center'.
>>8575832
What cat ius that?
>>8575890
yeah what the fuck is this? If you go back into the archive anytime a ceaser webm is posted there's 1-2 IP's vehemently defending ceaser at every turn. That's fishy as hell.
>>8574361
is there a longer version of this?
>>8575736
>The idea that dogs are looking to 'take control' and become 'alpha' at any given moment is complete idiocy and demonstrates an enormous lack of knowledge on dog behavior.
You obviously have zero experience with dogs, let alone aggressive dogs.
Dogs are social animals that work as a member of a team, just like people. Every team has a leader, and if you don't assume that position, then the dog will, especially if it has an assertive personality.
>>8575925
Ceaser, can we get pics of your wife? For behavioral science of course.
>>8575842
I assumed he was afraid of a bunch of women throwing a ball around.
>>8575896
people are just so mad that Cesar did great things for dogs no matter what the sitation he helped dog! never hate or hurt dog ! stop saying lies !
>>8575756
daww :3
>>8575566
The best one so far.
>>8575922
Bobcat
>>8575842
Seriously. That dog was adorable and everybody treated it like a psycho for no reason. He was pretty obviously trying to play.
>>8575938
>never hurt dog
>webm of him kicking dog in ribcage
>unaired episode where he slaps a pomeranian unconscious when it bites him
>aired episodes where where he sits on a dogs diaphragm so it can't breahe and thus calms down
Yeah. He's a real champ, bot.
>>8575823
>here let me help you wash that shit out of your hair.
>>8575895
>>8575895
bet the owner of that bull felt like the proudest dad in the world
>>8575793
aww, thats ron ron. there's a youtube channel about him. he's dead now tho :(
>>8575780
Holy fuck thats huge
>>8575965
you know what they say about bull owners right?
>>8575964
Motherfucker has the whole ocean and decides to let the worlds slowest carnivore eat him.
>>8575964
Holy shit candid footage of pillow pants.
>>8575918
i bet Cesar took all of your customers = why you are so mad and spreed lies about him
>>8575970
You know those fantasies where you think you can take on a pack of wolves. Nope.
>>8575417
>filename
Forty keks
>>8575838
>People like Cesar fucked up the idea of dominance and turned it into some macho 'alpha' bullshit.
No, submissive cowards, like you, misconstrue being "macho" and "assertive" as "bullshit".
Today, you pussies celebrate any female that acts "macho" and "dominant", but you cry and mew any time a male does the same thing.
If Milan was a Mezkin' woman instead of a dude, she'd be lauded for her "bravery" and success.
>>8575895
I know i came to this thread willingly but that's fucked man
how bout humans rekting anipals?
>>8575468
Evolution is nutz.
>>8575968
>>8575964
>>8575985
We broke Ceaser, guys. He's now a brainless /pol/ poster. Guess that explains a lot.
>>8575954
THE KICK WAS TO ASSERT DOMINANCE DURING A SITUATION HE FEEL NO PAIN STOP YOUR LIES!
>>8575728
That's disturbing
>>8575770
>whale
>>8575895
>>8575637
>>>/reddit/
>>8575366
Don't let that spider bite ya!
>>8575896
>His methods weren't 'fine', they relied on fear and intimidation.
You're just projecting, just like every other emo pussy pet owner that ever watched his show and didn't understand what he was trying to convey.
I guess the bottom line, is that he should have taught people how to get along with their dogs as a submissive team member, instead of as the leader.
>>8576005
This is why the females do the hunting.
>>8575954
i really NEED to see him knock out a pomi lmao
>>8576013
Ceaser just go. Go groom something. Nobody cares.
>>8575974
The fish didn't decide anything. That particular snail's venom is a very powerful paralytic toxin.
>>8575964
looks like i need to hide my dick in the sea
>>8575686
Amen my brotha.
>>8575989
This is a culling, when sick animals need to be killed off to preserve the rest of the population.
>>8576013
fucking hell this shill...I thought you guys were joking but this guy is going ham in defense of ceaser posts. What if it was actually him?
>>8575468
sharks are fuckin creepy man, no facial expressions, just big black eyes
>>8576028
>what if
I think we're past that now. These posts are 100% Ceaser himself.
>>8575881
swear he was just timing it, what a champ
>>8576027
>find sick cow
>need to prevent spread of lambpox to the other cows
>kill them all to prevent them getting sick
>???
>profit
>ITT furries arguing about a spic
Leave
I came to this board for the porn and the best thread in the whole catalog is this. Bless you OP
>>8575989
are those cows drugged or something? how can they just stand there and not panic?
>>8576070
have you ever seen a panicked cow?
>>8576007
jesus christ I hate this fucking alien things
if someone has a centipede as a pet you just know that he's a sadistic psychopath
>>8576022
>>8575382
Don't worry guys, it was a girl.
>>8576007
And to think that those things were like 12 times as large in the past..
>>8575728
that's a lion not a tiger
>>8575992
>doesn't support emo pet owners
>accuse them of being Milan
The fuck is your problem anyway, anon?
>>8575379
Where?
>>8576019
>>>>/tumblr/
>>8576113
Marianas Trench
>>8575810
Dawwwww, what a qt. I would have tackled his ass though. hahah
>>8576127
i bet thats not all you'd do ;)
>>8575989
what's actually going on here??
>>8575683
I fucking love that dude
>>8575728
>Ajani vs Jace
>>8575991
What is that?
>>8576130
i think he really means it as far as tackle and ass go
>>>/b/thread/684675176/
look at this fucker
>>8575780
>ywn meet a nice and qt girl that has a dire wolf as guardian
>>8575824
All the people in that video have pussies. And they all have pussies smaller than you, you giant pussy.
>>8575793
>no sound
fuck, I want to know what does the fox say
>>8575417
SAUCE? full video
>>8575417
haha holy shit
I didn't even know that labradors are capable of attacking people like this
>>8576163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
>>8575476
SAUCE? did he survive?
