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>>8554420
Moar
Don't want to shill but i didn't notice this thread until i posted my webms in this one
>>8555302
>>8554424
Fucking christ
He is dead for doing that, right?
>>8554420
That's not rekt u stupid faggot.
>>8555427
Honestly don't think so, at least, if he got it covered up pretty quick.
I think he'd start feeling light headed after five or so minutes and then some serious trauma after 20. You can bleed quite a bit and still survive.
>>8554420
fake af
>>8554446
Can't even begin to understand how a train sneaks up on someone, but it happens more often than I'd like to believe.
>>8555492
Natural 1 on perception roll, I guess.
>>8555488
It's not fake, you fuckwit. Google it. She and another died, and the prick tried to shoot himself in the car while fleeing.
>>8555492
The was probably, high as fuck on something unspeakable, and
>>8555488
>not watching the news
>>8554463
that music x)
>>8554463
I LOST
>>8554432
kek
>>8554428
Rag doll in it car wins. Cars make me head over heals. Possible name? Meh members
>>8554441
Are they ok? Are they dead?
>>8555488
Get out of your fucking cave
>>8555492
Focused one one loud train, dont look the other way. It does happen a lot apparently
>>8554446
I wonder how the dread must've felt when she noticed the giant train rumbling towards her.
bumperini?
>>8556899
>tried
how do you fail
>>8555492
americans
>>8555427
Across the street, a doctor you'll meet, down the road, death you'll goad.
Bonus points if you go down the road, jam your forearm down a toilet, and hold the flush down.
>>8554432
lost already how?
>>8554446
>not naming it MGS V: The Phantom Train
somebody put the BGM now
>>8558556
Song?
>>8558656
time to say goodbye - andrea bocelli
>>8554463
>its just a prank
>>8554428
new stuff , finally, yah
>>8558835
I guess you could call it "new snuff"
I hope that one day a video is made of either you personally or a loved one or someone you actually care about where you/they are murdered, tortured, etc., and some sick fuck living in mommy's basement creates a stupid "funny" background music compilation of it so the rest of the gross asses on here to watch and laugh at while they jerk off.
The only reason you idiots act tough with your "Faggot" responses and retort insults is that you get to hide behind the anonymous name. But if these videos were your reality then you'd be weeping and screaming instead of acting like this stuff doesn't phase you.
And if you're some little pissant kid who is one here using mommy & daddy's computer and you just plucked your first pubic hair...if you think this stuff is funny and worthwhile then the generation that you belong to are a bunch of mindless morons I hope nothing but the absolute worst for you, your loved ones and even your pets that you more than likely molest.
Don't hide behind the anonymous name when you have the balls to sling your insults on your reply. Man up, post your name and details. I guaran-fucking-tee you that you won't and you'll hurl your replies hidden safely behind your precious computer thread.
Sick mother fuckers. Do everyone a favor and put a bullet in your own goddamn skull for other people's entertainment for once so we can drool over it on this disgusting webpage.
>>8558883
Damn man, you took a wrong turn. Tumblr isn't this way
>>8558907
"Anonymous" replies. What a surprise.
>>8557005
wait is that an actual commercial
>>8558883
Honey that is just enough. Go back to the facesbook like the boy who jumped off the pier in to the concrete.
>>8558956
Do you have google? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6cY6QaJe5o
>>8558936
nice bait
>>8559098
That was so satisfying
>>8559157
I love that Anger is in this one, so nice of Disney Pixar to let them use their character
>>8555492
"Roll for evasion!"
"...1"
"Oh well"
>>8559143
Oh god. Sauce please.
>>8559195
#blacklivesmatter
>>8559098
They do fall like in GTA V.
>>8559136
did he fucking broke his neck?
>>8558587
doubtful
>>8555492
SHE HAD HEADPHONES IN
>>8559141
WTF? Did he even try?
>>8559225
Butwhy.gif
>>8559203
fly you fools
>>8559245
china dont give a shit, there is just so many of them.
>>8555492
Maybe she wore headphones, who knows?
>>8559264
Bitch should join mma.
>>8559141
this is so satisfying. I hate poos, they're all incredibly stupid
>>8559280
more like Russia
>>8558105
that horrible second....
>>8559098
Fake. TV show?
Bullets don't spark off cars.
>>8559302
The son starts it by being a drunk fuck and pushing one of the guys aside like he was trash then the mum slaps one.
Obnoxious tourists deserve just this.
>>8559189
he deserve it by taking those shit beers
>>8559163
death from above
>>8559329
Its from the movie The Watch. I think
>>8559143
yakuza
>>8559225
Nobody likes the british.
>>8559351
*End of Watch, pretty good film imo.
>>8558587
>>8559280
Implying America has even one functional public transit system is the nicest thing anyone's said about us in the last 20 years.
But no, there aren't enough trains in the whole country for there to be two right next to each other. We would call that an irresponsible use of public resources.
>>8559320
Pretty sure that guys is a ninja. Also that one guy is the only one clapping. He must feel awkward.
>>8559166
headshot?
>>8559264
I love her!
>>8554428
actual lol, nice one
>>8559264
hard as fucking diamonds. whoa.
>>8559362
Is this from giant explosion in china?
>>8559368
fucking kek, what country is this? looks like some gypo scum.
>>8559287
lmao
>>8559403
Vandal?
>Finish Him!
>>8559289
his first day....
>>8559382
what the fuck are you babbling about? Go to any American city you dumbshit, they have fine public transportation.
>>8559289
>they see me rollin
>>8559387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMITzipEmNE
>>8559245
asian drivers, baka
>>8559333
lol, that guys face at 0:26
>welp, guess not
>>8559423
No, that is from hell!
>>8559438
no more bitchslapping
>>8559459
I'm gonna max out today
"cool bro, u need some spotters"
No, I got this
>>8559447
divorced within six month!
>>8559459
strong guy!
>>8559469
is this sex?
>>8554441
the first one is fake
>>8559469
she could do that with me, all day long!
>>8559456
thats fucking gay as shit
>>8559195
>the first nigger tried to mug him
>>8559478
That`s just epic! lmao
>>8558548
Be a nigger with a small brain. Not even joking.
>>8559368
India
>>8559275
read the filname
kekd
>>8554441
shit. the last guy was still aluve with his face in two pieces
>>8559428
chile
>>8559453
this guy lived cause the doc put his fingers inside this man's neck and pinched the blood vessel closed.
>>8559403
>what a whiny cuck
Spray painting fag.
>>8559347
whales can't fly
>>8559438
da fuk did that gook was thinking?
>>8555427
Who do you think uploaded the video?
>>8554463
Fuck me I lost
>>8559098
>webm
Scene from the movie end of watch
>>8559410
ECW
ECW
ECW
>>8559098
from End of Watch
>>8559203
dat filename
>>8559225
Where did this happen? Can't believe what they did to that old lady, the cunts that did that need fucking exterminating like rats.
>>8559167
Comment of the week
>>8559542
Chile*
>>8559195
That was racist as fuck, how he dare walk on that sidewalk, that clearly belong to the black community for all of the years of opression
>>8559496
Oh god, I could see that coming as soon as that first loose strand fell forward.
>>8558883
>u guys r tewwible for watching dis!
>i hope it keeps habbening :DDD
Is this warm pasta?
>>8559203
the filename fucking kek
>>8559098
>those muzzle flashes and ricochets
only eurofags would believe this was real.
>>8559143
What unspeakable acts were visited upon this woman inside that room?
It couldn't have been long before she gave up the fight and retreated to her happy place in her mind.
>>8559163
>now fill it up!
>>8559454
Double kill!
>>8559277
Nope. And that was his last fight. He's alive.
>>8554441
Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqyP5QV3Ol8
>>8559347
The fuck was she thinking would happen?
Also, that backward knee bend...
>>8559542
Actually is Chile
>>8559253
damn your'e really fucked up huh
>>8559225
Thais are viciously xenophobic.
It seems that this is an unknown fact for reasons I do not understand.
>>8559289
Did he actually die/get crushed, though? You can see the rolling things expanding to make way for his body.
>>8559515
It's beat down! Time!
>>8559061
lost it, laughed entire time haha.
>>8559195
kek, and they wonder why they get shot.
>>8554472
Napoleon Dynamite 2
>>8554420
Was fake anyhow.
>>8558883
If someone I love dies brutally and there's video, I will make a joke video of it myself.
>>8559347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIkDOtAuoo
>>8559195
fuck niggers
>>8559474
d-did he get back to the future?
>>8559785
Nicely done.
>>8559225
>>8559701
Because we stole all their good looking women
>>8559785
Thor doesn't rest.
>>8559340
He does make some good points though...
>>8559649
You caught me.
They got me.
>>8554432
>
story?
>>8559195
This is why I cross the fucking road when i see nigor.
"ugh, its raccist tho"
"ugh, its safer tho"
>>8559197
literally a pack of wild animals
>>8559189
baller af
>>8559785
This is like the first time in my life I'm actually motivated to work out. Because of this random little webm. Having the power to choke faggots out like this...
>>8559253
I was about to say I'd do the same to the sick fuck that did this, then I actually watched it.
>>8554428
Cars kill people! We have to ban cars!!!
>>8554463
Needs the laugh track
>>8559264
So, on men's soccer, the payers fall down screaming if they get within six inches of each other, but in women's soccer, they tackle each other.
Kek.
>>8559136
Looked like the guy in the red trunks had wood to me...
>>8559189
Epic!!
>>8557005
If only Volkswagen was this good at containing their scandals.
>>8558556
somg?
>>8559163
Good thing his friend was watching his back.
Get it? Heh. Heh.
>>8559195
what happens after?
>>8559195
fucking niggers
>>8559442
top kek I would marry her
What a Fine lady
>>8559233
this sums up my life...
>>8559143
story?
>>8559229
kek@filename
>>8559481
THERE WAS A SECOND SHOOTER!! A BULLETS FROM BEHIND CAN'T KNOCKED HIM BACKWARDS!!!11
>>8555546
fucking kek
>>8559491
Add insult: ticketed for jaywalking
>>8559195
sauce?
>>8559194
Underrated webum
>>8559195
Fucking neanderthal chimps. I wish that guy had pulled out a gun.
>>8559216
I bet he grew up to be a faggot.
>>8559225
Fucking chinks. Another subhuman race that needs to be exterminated.
>>8559185
i can see the horrors of the world in the mice eyes...
>>8559469
>that exact moment when the guys win conditions has been met
>>8559701
Bcoz Islam is peace duh racist
>>8559264
I want to attach a knife to my dick and ram it up her ass.
>>8559163
Fuck feminists and their "wage gap" bullshit when men die from shit like this more often than we care to think about
>>8559222
>we're not going to make it, but try running across this highway
>>8554420
Actually its not fake. My friend from college was the guy holding the camera. This was in Roanoke, VA...
>>8559581
His mom
>>8558883
Every smart ass that replied to this hid under "anonymous" with their insults. Who is the real coward here? Those who watch people being murdered, CHILDREN BEING HIT BY CARS, and finding it FUNNY, AMUSING, HILARIOUS and laughing as they hide their identities behind their computer thread.
Fuck you all, you fucking sick bastards. You're so ugly and disgusting. I pray you die and your family die horrific deaths so the other fuckers on here have MORE TO LAUGH AT.
>>8555199
underrated
>>8555488
It does seem very fake IMO too.
>5 shots visibly miss on camera
>8 shells in total are shot
>That means 3 shots had to have killed 2 people
By how shit his aim is, that's very hard to believe.
I also call hoax, news stations (most noticeably Fox) have a very bad rep for doing stupid fake shit.
>>8559195
Had this been a group of white kids and a black kid walked by and got suckered punched, there'd be nigger riots, nigger protests, niggers monkeying around, Al Sharpton calling out against for action against nigger punching and President Obama having a memorial and asking for flags to be lowered as he makes a national holiday of "No Sucker Punch a Nigger Day" while Oprah Winfrey DEMANDS JUSTICE against the nigger who got punched.
#RacismIsReal #BlackLivesMatter #DoubleEdgedSword #FuckChimps #NiggerPunching
>>8559163
China, where human life is worth less than that wheel-barrel.
>>8559459
>Oh that guy just got smashed by a 300lb lift
>Lets just casually walk by and see how it went
Dumb motherfuckers
>>8559447
What a fucking sourpuss lol
>>8559285
NIGGER ITS A FUCKING TRAIN
>>8554428
>those casual backsteps from the smoking bitch towards the end
Holy kek
>>8559182
Always better after a taking a huge dump
>>8558594
"Sideways for attention, longways for results"
>>8559403
he spray painted my house.
guess it is ok to give him a concussion and break some of his teeth maybe.
both fuckheads should get arrested by the police.
these days ppl kill you for saying no to 'you got any money'. noice
>>8554441
da last one actually was a stupid accident lol. but he still alive, more handsome than neveh
>>8559649
>A billion replies saying it was from a movie
>OH AND ALSO BTW GUYS ITS NOT REAL
>>8558656
Andrea Bocelli - Con Te Partiro
>>8559211
Fishing on a bridge ?
>>8559927
Andrea Bocelli - Con Te Partiro
>>8559289
They always get the new guys with this
>>8559281
not this time marekplyer
>>8560118
Found the cuck.
>>8559229
He dodged the first bullet with his purse,
and was still trying to climb after the second shot...
Third round proved he aint superman.
>>8559307
keek
>>8559463
Ahh the professional tactic of looking away from your opponent. Because what you can't see, can't harm you
>>8559169
Eeey... I was there
>>8559253
He's hands up; The guy filming certainly had a gun. No choice but to pull the trigger. Fucking ISIS.
>>8559535
song name?
>>8559258
RUSSIA: doping didn't help this time.
>>8559245
Health and safety really isn't a thing in China, huh?
>>8559225
that was because they were stupid toxic tourists,
>>8559281
This has made me spastically happy.
>>8559349
calculated
>>8559385
The guy clapping is probably here now.
>>8559340
Fucking love Hotline Miami.
>>8556>>8556899
when you shoot a person three or four times in the torso, i am pretty sure you fall flat. The girl in this video is clearly an actor. Fake.
>>8559307
I'll just grab something at the store, won't be long.
>>8559503
his little fussy kick gets me every time
>>8559456
That clip was as relevant as the mentioning of the Vietnamese
>>8554428
what song?
>>8559822
Literally not the right use of the word literally.
>>8559469
Did she fart ?
>>8560276
Its a 9mm unless you get shot in the head you wont fall flat, you can run away but you will probably bleed to deat in a couple of minutes. The video is real
>>8559990
Nay dat was Lee Harvey... Again !
>>8559225
nonwhites are just subhumans. what else is new
>>8559410
Helicopter mode didn't work
>>8555492
I worked a job on the tracks once. Unless they are blowing their horn, they absolutely can sneak up on you. Probably has something to do with the doppler effect.
Lots of times I would be focused on something (not working right on top of the track, but a few feet away) stand up, and it was right the fuck there. Moreso with passenger trains than freight, which are slower and louder and probably what you're thinking of when you think of the sound of a train.
Which is why we had a motto: "Expect a train on any track at any time in either direction."
>>8559501
6 seconds
>>8559966
i would fucking deck that cunt if she touched me
>>8559294
Nothing funnier than black girls fighting each other.
>>8559500
I would do the same, is it bad?
>>8559507
Yep, hetero sex involving gay people
>>8559908
shots fired
>>8559908
Nice try VW to accuse terrorist to cover the software bug that lead to car self destruction.
>>8560304
Peter Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture
>>8560041
Wot ? Can't women die from shit like this ?
>>8559287
Did he dodged all those punches unintentionally? holy shit, if it weren't for his gay pose he seemed like a pro
>>8559878
It's just his crotch protector.
>>8559713
Nah, he insta-died.
>>8559853
If you want to learn self defense then you should train something like MMA instead, training MMA itself will also build your core, body and endurance but being strong like this guy will also allow you to do it without much training at all - he said in an interview he never attempted a choke before.
Anyhow, skills and techniques > strength.
>>8559185
Kek the dude fed it butt burgers?
>>8559189
nigger doing nigger stuff
>>8559485
damn the blonde knows what she's doing, high crotch-single leg takedown and then crossface her when she mounted her and then land som fists
>>8558883
Hello buddy,
first of all, calm your tits down. Only 50% of wiuvers are yust as you described. The second half are those who wach such shit to understand what kind of horrifing things are happening all over the world. I would actualy still be faithless for isis and al war foks if I wouldn't have seen what they see.
Not only that but I also started to drive much more carefully then before.
Secondly, dude! You are in wrong neighbour to write this. We come here to wach how people blow their heads of, not to read 1 hour long esseys. Nevertheless, nice try, ceep up the good work.
>>8554463
lost
>>8559430
She got culturally enriched
>>8559496
kek
>>8559289
Probably a sign in there that say, do not put your retarded hand near the fucking speed rolling shit...
>>8559485
Fucking MMA featherweight fighting right there. That takedown was awesome.
>>8559571
Tenderizing dinner.....
>>8558883
I honestly don't think the videos are funny but I enjoy rekt videos here and there. I have no real reason for enjoying it. But really, this isn't a place for anyone to complain. Just go back to whatever you were looking for and leave us be man.
>>8559194
Why is it that these ppl have the worst luck
>>8559535
0:35
nice
>>8559287
>>8559433
>>8560485
No, he's actually pretty good. He's a high-intermediate student of some sort of traditional chinese long fist I am thinking. Hung gar or something similar. Most people that study that sort of style, these days, will try to disguise it and not look so 'gay' and this guy was just making no effort whatsoever to do that. In fact looking at it I suspect he was deliberately overdoing it ever so slightly for comic effect. Nonetheless it's a real fighting art and he gave a convincing demonstration of it.
related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_-4lQD0oTM
>>8559143
mmmmm getting a rapy feel , story?
>>8558956
Top Gear made it.
>>8559442
sauce plz
>>8561327
found
>>8560327
no they are literally a pack of wild animals
>>8560398
Yeah, because he was speeding up and you still rammed him.
>>8559208
Shirtless guy is a massive pussy, he keeps trying to get in a sucker punch and then run away
>>8559410
That's why you hold the ladder and not sit there watching
Both idiots
>>8559463
Can we have an all soccer-mom MMA league? I'd actually watch that
>>8559481
Baby is the only one who doesn't lose his cool
#nopanic
>>8559447
since the beginning you'll know that marriage is going to be shit.
>>8559195
>mfw people are getting shot and raped in this thread
White guy gets suckerpunch and all these anons are triggered kek.
>t.nigger
>>8559216
Better version. Enjoy!
>>8559442
I'm fall in love
>>8559535
the most worst compilation I've seen in my life
>>8560057
Ha, your funny, funny little troll.
>>8560041
when you think about it, women aren't in these kinds of jobs because we view them as being incapable of doing physical work
so we're basically just shitting in our own mouths with this one; us being shit to women is what's making them unable to be hired for these kinds of jobs, which then makes us being shit to them.
>>8559442
>all those niggs yelling
WOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>8559459
>thank you backsnap gorilla.webm
