fuck yes
someone please tell me why, out of all the cultures in the world, only the latin american one focuses on the sexiest part of the body
the rest of western civilization is all about the tits, and most of the middle east and asia sort of deny sexiness in general. only the spanish sphere rightfully worships bunda, what the fuck?
>>8376307
Oh mama! >:D
I don't understand butts. I cannot tell the difference between a good butt and bad butt
>>8376510
Can someone tell me the name of this chick?
>>8376525
so... you're not a heterosexual male?
>>8376510
what are you talking about, tits&ass has been a staple of north american culture for a long time, look at pinup girls. Also, legs. As for going farther back in history, Europe was all about ass for a long time, it's just the Victorian period really where women were expected to cover up. That's why they showed off their cleavage because it was the only part they could show off. Similarly, in Korea a woman is regarded as super slutty and skanky if she shows her tits, so all the women there walk around in miniskirts and booty shorts to show off their legs and ass.
Jesus Christ this thread. Are those women 1 in a million or is South America really filled with 10/10 pussy?
>>8376673
Might be in some countries like Argentina, Chile, Brasil, Uruguay and Paraguay, not in ALL South America
>>8376666
>north american culture
>>8376673
Most South American chicks don't have insane bodies like this, but they tend to be qt as fuck
>>8376299
More of her? I can't even find the rest of that video.
>>8376826
No, it really is ALL of Latin America. The countries you listed tended to have the DULLEST looking women.
>>8378154
This guy knows whats up. Took a trip to columbia and it changed my life
Someone start a regular Latin booty thread.
>>8376525
I've been an ass man since before I knew what my penis was for, and I've been trying to pinpoint the important elements.
So far I've come up with
1. Square proportions are optimal (height = width)
2. Depth (front to back dimension of the girl/ass) (the T H I C Kness of the ass) is a scarcity and highly desirable i.e. the more the better.
3. The fold, i.e. where the ass ends and the legs begin, should be as subtle as possible. Ideally, there is no slight overhang of the asscheek above and the smooth curve of the ass simply rises out of the legs.
4. The legs and the waist/back/torso of a girl are just as important to the overall aesthetic of the ass as the ass itself.
This is all subject to taste of course but I think I've done a good job of outlining the main points.
webm related >>8376492 is probably the closest example I can find or think of to the theoretically perfect ass
Actually, in latin america, women with perfect bodies and great curves are in countries like Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Brasil and maybe Mexico.
Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, have the flattest chicks in Latin America.
moar pls
>>8378219
Fine analysis my friend...
>>8376597
jethus cwithe
>>8376309
who is she?
>>8379047
just google "bailando por un sueño" or "showmatch" or "tinelli"
>>8376525
So you're a closet fag trying to get tips on how to look straight
>>8376299
What's with the Black Sabbath logo on this show?
>>8378234
Chilean speaking, don't even think coming here if you're looking for nice girls, probably you'll end hooking up with a Colombian inmigrant
>>8376510
PLEASE, WHO IS THIS?
>>8379304
first 2 is Kimberly Dos Ramos. Born in Venezuela, and now lives in Miami. I've never been to Miami, but I guess it's a home ground for many hot Latinas. Must be real fun.
>>8383087
Carina Christini
>>8376299
Omg who is she name plz
>>8376673
About half of these women are mexican
>>8376673
Maybe not as athletic, but in universities here in Brazil most girls share this body type. It's a joke here that americans/europeans have no ass.
>>8385126
Sounds like they've never been to America
>>8378219
Dont really agree on the fold over the leg, i like a big ass
>>8376702
Wew lad
>>8383430
thank you, she's fucking beautiful.
>>8376299
I want to eat her what's her name
>>8378234
I love Ecuadorian girls but that's not true
>>8378234
paraguay and argentina have way better women than venezuela and mexico (mexico? really?)
>>8385269
I've been to both America and Europe more than one time and I can say with confidence that girls in Brazil have way thicker asses.
>>8376299
Her name please
>>8378292
damn whos she?
>>8376510
the west is about tits? I get the feeling we are about skinny girls with no rounds whatsoever
inbefore fat lover. I didn't say that girls should be obese. They should eat enough and train their asses
>>8376620
Tiene un pequeño grano en un glúteo, qué mala suerte
Nice to have a new latin tv booty thread. I think latinas are way underrepresented here.
Also sad that there are more people arguing where the best live than posting webms
>>8385155
vaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
>>8376510
Because good tits are a sign of good genes. Ass can be improved with diet changes and exercise. While I appreciate a fine ass as much as the next guy, I have to admit that tits are truly the patrician choice.
>>8395461
>Underrepresented?
>Make thread yourself, faggot
>>8395461
who?
>>8378208
COLOMBIA
>>8376948
In colombia they do. Colombian gf said like 85-90 percent of the women there have ass and breast implants. I guess i got stuck with one of the 10% that has neither
>>8376525
You don't really "get" butts until you have sex, tbqh. I was like you all throughout high school, then when I finally got fucking in college and I got my hands on it, it was like being introduced to a whole new level.
>>8376307
holy shit thanks!
>>8376510
my ideal woman
>>8376666
>Korea
>Ass
lol
>>8378219
i'm an ass man, too but that ass you pointed to is 2/10 max for me
i'd say the closest to perfect would probably be jessica alba ass
>>8376299
Who is she anyone knows
rocio miranda
>>8376307
celeste muriega
>>8395324
Shut up, beaner.
>>8390492
there's a really easy (sorta) way to figure this out.
find some company that sells pants in brazil and in, say poland, england or germany ('murica is too diverse to get racial data this way) and compare the sewing measurements/standards for the buttocks at a given size of pants.
i said sorta because I'm sure you'd have to take a crash course in tailoring to interpret the numbers to be able to properly visualize it in your head. and who knows if that data is publicly available.
>>8378219
These elements are all important, but everybody has preference
>>8376299
Wow so cute any idea What's her name
>>8378289
who the hell is this hotty?
>>8396529
did so a few times on /gif/, /b/ and /s/ but they weren't long-lived due to insufficient contribution
>>8396844
Isis Valverde
Brazilian actress
>>8385280
>subject to taste
latin booty are simply the best
>>8396905
I heard Medellin is the hotspot for ass implants in Colombia. Also not everyone should be able to afford it?
>>8376597
flawless booty
>>8396905
yeah true. theres this milf at colombian milf at my job with fake tits and ass... idgaf if it's fake, i could stare at dat ass all day 2bh
>>8376299
Someone must to know her name
>>8402147
Literally right there in the file name amigo
>>8376620
Sauce ?????
Some brand new Yanet
>>8402268
SAUCE
>>8385155
I'm curious about what all of those women might be thinking.
>>8403451
where did you get that?
any cute latina traps??
almost every vid made me say omg
>>8393220
Michelle Renaud, a seriously underrated mexican soap opera actress. Wish she would be more popular...
>>8404151
faggot
>finally a latin thread
>only dickless crap
>>8405731
WHO
Every now and then I have a dream where I'm 12 again and searching late night TV desperately for wank material when I come across an uncensored latin american tits and ass channel and I have to hide it from my dad.
>>8404091
Her Twitter
>>8399936
Colombia isnt as poor as most people think mate, its just full of crime. And im pretty sure that shit is cheap there. And you're right about medellin, thats where she was from
>>8385155
>>8379047
Cecilia "Chechu" Bonelli
>>8376299
Who is she
I love Latinas, wish I could get with one
>>8408490
>tfw living in a latinamerican country and I can't hook up with latina pussy
fuck my life ;_;
>>8405731
damn man who's this goddess
>>8405731
WE NEED THIS PEOPLE
>>8408490
>tfw ex was mexican
>tfw broke up with her for some internet pussy
>tfw didn't end up with either in the end
at least i fingerbanged her on a bus
this thread is a repost of the same thread here
https://desustorage.org/gif/thread/8141120/
but by some newfaggot who didnt save filenames of the og poster
>>8405731
It's Judith Gamarra
https://www.instagram.com/p/9bcWTVKyZw/?taken-by=judithgamarra
>>8376620
Fuck this webm always gets me rock hard. Honestly, I would let her have sex with me.
>>8376620
is this how they give you the weather in brazil?
>>8410984
>brazil
but there is spanish in the background?
>>8411030
all the same to me friend
>>8376492
holy god damn
can you be arrested for being TOO attractive?
>>8409591
If anyone managed to save anything from this thread, it would be greatly appreciated if you could post it.
Also Jesica Cirio is sauce
>>8406874
SAUCE
https://vimeo.com/54200915
>>8396522
Nah
Little tits + Big Booty >>> Big tits + No Booty
>>8413978
Who said Big tits=Good tits? Most big tits are gross actually, very few women can have big beautiful beasts.
>>8403927
"i wish that was me", or "god I hate her"
Probably one of the two or both actually.
>>8396522
You can't get a great ass if you're born with none. A perfect ass has a perfect ratio of muscle to fat which can't be earned.
>>8376299
Going to spoonfeed some anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HB1bG1024s
Her name is Julieta Perez Cieri.
>>8414087
This is true
>>8415195
my father said not to take a dance class, and like an idiot, I listened. SHE'S FUCKING HOT!!!
she's needs an instagram thou.
>>8415195
Omg many thanks. Too bad there,is not a lot of her pix
>>8376299
why are latin americans so openly sexual? I thought they were extremely catholic
>>8417058
we're sunday catholics, senpai. also holiday catholics and holy week catholics. the rest of the year we're something else.
>>8412024
Well, good luck finding her in Brazil then
>>8378219
> Fold should be subtle
How low test can one man be
can y'all post some latinas getting fucked this stuff is good but I can't cum to it
>>8417086
that's lovely
>>8406743
>Colombia isnt as poor as most people think mate, its just full of crime
Of course there are many rich people in Colombia but also many extremely poor people. Cities like Bogotá are mostly controled by police and military but in the more rural places FARC and other organisations are active. Colombia has millions of people who fled from their homes and other people who work for the extremely rich. If you don't have money you get shitty education and have a shitty life. We were talking about Medellin. This city has an illegal district build by Escobar and the gouvernment ignores it and the people in there who have no schools hospitals etc. But yes there are rich people who don't care for the problems there
>>8376688
apropos implants. I saw an interview of Yanet in which she stated that her tits are operated but the rest of her body are made from sports. Probably Latin America has its reputation for plastic surgery since the people there simply admit it
>>8398162
mi gente de color puerta, que rico bota caca tiene esa negra.
>>8406743
there's a fuckload of slums in colombia idiot
>>8376299
god bless you and your bunda, south america
>>8410984
that's in Argentina
>>8406874
that's one happy man.
Bruh
>>8425175
don't they hire meteorologists for the weather? how does this sloot get to do it?
>>8426264
>implying one has to be a meteorologist to read the teleprompter
It's obvious they hire bombshells, they don't have to study weather patterns to do forecasts. They simply have to look good.
>>8425175
>>8404151
Need more tranny booty stat
>>8376525
I remember when I was 13
>>8378289
Why does she have a gun?
>>8427208
I read that as 1019 megabytes.
>>8429127
You know... I've seen, shared and fapped to that clip so many, many times, and it's the first time I see someone talking about a gun in her hand. I've never noticed desu.
>>8376693
shes dating a FaZe member
>kek
>>8429522
>>>
telenovelas, man. they're weird like that
>>8427208
>>8378219
perfect brother.
>>8420099
Es fea
>all of this plastic
>>8397821
seriously this bitch looks like shit
>>8427824
I'm saying it's highly unlikely that she's an attractive woman who is also a meteorologist
>>8427571
>>8432053
Need sauce
>>8376510
>only the spanish sphere
>what is Brazil
>>8432053
STOP MAKING ME GAY
Search Maggie Bravi. Thank me later
>>8431930
Well she is, so there you go
Please post Cynthia Fernandez.
She was on a dancing show and her bra came off, revealing nipple pasties. Hot As FUCK.
cynthia fernandez is goat. I dont have the .webm , but she is goat
>>8432053
wrong thread
>>8378219
>3. The fold, i.e. where the ass ends and the legs begin, should be as subtle as possible. Ideally, there is no slight overhang of the asscheek above and the smooth curve of the ass simply rises out of the legs.
This is fundamentaly wrong, it implies that flat is the only viable ass.
>>8433710
Nope. It refers to how toned the ass appears.
Flabby sagging butts are awful.
>>8376301
If kpop girls looked like this I would understand the fuss more desu
>>8432156
seriously it seems like it is this site's mission to make everyone into fucking gaylords
>>8385155
My instincts tell me to mate with her
>>8433744
I'm gonna have to butt in to say you're wrong because anon is right, the fold is correlated with point 2 about the thickness, and among thick and flat asses there are both asses made of fat, and asses made of muscle
>>8390186
Explain
>>8397821
I love dulce maria. She's so hot
>>8432125
It's funny how anon even uses the Portuguese word for ass
>>8403927
good question, showed my gf this clip
>what the fuck, are you purposely trying to piss me off
no babe, im just curious as to what you think of her
>i think you're a prick and shes a whore, why dont you find her and go out with her if u like her so much
guess bitches really are bitchy
>>8432744
well done white knight, im sure if she ever meets you in real life she might touch you.
with her security guards
>>8433146
/gif/ aint your cis safe space
>>8376525
I personally don't get butts either, but I like them because they go complement women with nice thighs.
>>8417058
They are secretly homosexual. No joke. Pornhub published every continent and countries sexual preferences and all of south America is gay related.
The women need real men and look abroad for them so they show off their goods to attract said men.
>>8432531
From the 14th
>>8413084
Holy fuck source pls
>>8433146
Thread asked for booty. Latin booty.
Gif delivers. Go suck her cock now fuckboi.
please someone link source
>>8434681
I too am a human male, ready to deposit my reproduction pudding into her internal organ.
>>8426264
Meteorologist writes the story for the prompter, she reads stuff trying real hard to not mispronounce the big words.
One of my faves Aryane Steinkopf
>>8435553
No, read the title of the thread again.
>>8376510
I am taking a crack at this. Firstly, Latin America is the first and most profligately pursued experiment in miscenagation, or if you're not into 17th century racial terms, race mixing. Latin America blended Africans, Europeans, and American indigenous. The reason this doesn't happen in North America is because women arrive MUCH MUCH earlier in the Euro-American history of the north than the women arrive in the South when counted from the date of first contact.
So through race mixing, more genetics were at play. So they molded their concept of beauty, and thus women, from a human clay that had greater potential for malleability than they did in literally any other region of the world. You won't find a more mixed racial pot than you do in South America.
When you add to this, the fact that when English speakers started to wrest control of South America from its inhabitants and from it's imperial stewards, the spanish, they characterized and described America as a fertile young woman, or a virgin, or a lusty mistress, they sexualized the entire culture. This eventually took root in the culture.
Source: I got a history degree because I enjoyed it, not for a job.
>>8436244
Then what do you do to eat?
these threads are always the absolute toppest of top tier
>>8432053
SAUCE!
>>8435544
Its an old argentinian TV show called "Rompeportones" (firecracker) Here a episode gag - minute 2:35:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qAZHCUPZ8s
>>8437698
sauce?
>>8376620
Andrea rincón
Notiblog.com
>>8399922
dubs confirmed
>>8437698
post lap1
>>8437920
Brazilian TV show called Casa Bonita
>>8438114
The original video is like 22 mb had to do some things in ffmpeg to get it down to 4 mb
>>8438127
or give sauce or make moar webms
>>8438049
sauce
>>8438118
Thanks.
>>8438170
That ass and legs are100% pure flab. Just look at all of that uncanny wiggle.
>>8435156
How do you not get butts?
>>8438230
yeah I was about to say that
>>8426264
I saw an interview with her. She sais she was hired when the Boss of the chanel visited the studio and saw her there (don't know what she did). This is how she became the weather girl. Her ass is real and her tits are fake is what she said
>>8435487
From the 19th
>>8440784
I bet her "casting" was fun
>>8404151
im fine with this
>>8435160
hahahahahahahahahaha.
>>8441054
It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>8376299
John cena OP
>>8440966
I'm not saying I wouldnt fuck her, you fuckface. I'm just stating facts.
>>8432053
holy fuck that one actually got me.. NOOOOOOO!!!
weirdboner.jpg
>>8376510
you are a dumb uneducated person
>>8438230
The thighs are pretty solid, ass is flat though.
>>8427208
Today there will be 1019 megabytes of rain.
>>8376525
i am a fucking connoisseur
>>8406249
dude thats is so fucking weird I used to have the same dream
>>8441350
Holy balls those thighs made me golden
>>8410440
Let her? Jesus Christ, you are one arrogant fuck, as if she'd need permission to have sex with some white American kid
>>8441475
I'm a Hispanic arrogant fuck though. Don't sell yourself short anon. I'm sure there are plenty of women wanting your permission to have sex with you.
>>8437920
Here you go
http://multishow.globo.com/programas/casa-bonita/videos/1941152.htm
