small dick thread
>>8367424
one more
>>8367424
He must be 500lb.
my dick
>>8367424
That can't be possible
>>8367556
>this dick is nice, how long is it
>>8367506
no 210
>>8367572
yes it is
>>8367572
That is what hitler is alleged to have
Do these guys come to peace with their small penises or do they try and find ways to enlarge?
>>8367699
If there was a way to make your 1/2 inch dick even a borderline decent 5-6 inch pecker, no guy guy who was born with an average dick would be under 10 inches anymore. I would sell my own mother to pay for a dick enlargement.
>>8367424
INVERTED
I am so happy to have an above average penis
>>8367925
same here mate ;3
>>8367699
if there was a way to actually make your dick longer everyone would know about it and a lot of us would have done it already
>>8368015
could be worse, you could be cut. i'm cut an 6" id gladly go down to you size if it gave me foreskin
>>8368015
You realise thats only .3 inches below average right?
I mean i understand i would love to have a little more size. But not much i would love to be 7.5. But you know what mine and yours are just fine!
>>8367556
im 5.1 inches but I don't feel bad about it, not a single direct complaint
they probably pee on their balls by accident
>>8367424
this makes me proud of my terribly average dick
>>8367424
this is now a YLYL thread
>>8367735
You're retarded if you think every guy wants a bigger dick
>>8368564
probably because nobody saw it
World average is 5.5 inches, but that includes Asians. Average for europeans is probably somewhere around 6 inches. Im just above 7, with a thick girth. Every single girl I've ever had sex with told me my dick hurt them, and I've only been with small girls but still, its not that great having a big dick when you make 5'2 girls sore instead of feel good
>>8372897
ure wrong, here's a vid of me fucking
now prove me you're not virgin
>>8370520
soft it get almost 5" hard. and i like my small dick.
i get great BJ and can put my dick all the into any pussy. i bet most woman like 6" or less
>>8369399
it gets long if pull on it lol
>>8373066
lol. proof. that was smart.
>>8373092
So it's only exceptionally small when it's soft.
>>8370180
Well I don't think that but many do including myself.
>>8373066
Damn that fire, you ethered him bruv.
>>8367556
this is a tiny dick thread
not pathetic anon thread
>>8368275
Yea bro, i wouldnt like to have a 8inch dick, but 6 or 6.5 would be perfect. At least at 5.2 i looks pretty enough for girls to wanna suck it/fuck it. Cant complain ( a lot.)
>>8374037
nobody's defending dick size you mongoloid
learn to fucking read
>>8374077
> implying being at a tiny dick thread lurking for webms aint pathetic
kek
got a 7.5 inch and pretty thick dick, still difficult to acquire vagina though
>>8369929
my nigga...
>>8374077
btfo
>>8373092
Probably true. I have a just above average size penis and my wife doesn't like it. She usually says she would like to fuck it when it's soft.
>>8373117
it looks small because there is fat around it, when you stand up and get hard the fat around your genetalia doesnt affect that much, still losing weight makes a huge difference.
>>8372953
This meme again. Dicks are not ethnicity related
>>http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/new-study-probes-average-penis-size
Study done with mostly Caucasians. Nice 5' guys
>>8377362
bullshit.
>>8377372
http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/penis-size-infographic-debunked
>>8373092
this is my dick hard and cumming
>>8373117
yes
Does anyone have the webm of the girl riding a small dick and laughing + complaining to another girl?
>>8374077
>this is a tiny dick thread
>not pathetic anon thread
TOO BAD. YOU GET BOTH.
>>8378305
Are you the OP or someone else?
>>8379356
why does your whole body look more ashy and dry than the Arizona desert? sincerely curious...
>>8379532
i was wondering the same thing. after some consideration, maybe it's baby powder? i mean he is jacking off into a diaper.
>>8379532
Ashy? IDK about that. I also don't know why but my genitals are darker in tone than the rest of my body. For some reason my camera records everything darker than it is so that doesn't help. I don't have dry skin though. Also yeah I had applied baby powder prior.
>>8367424
TANUKI DICK!
>all these white guys
>im asian and I have a bigger dick than them
ching chong kek
>>8367424
is 7 considered in the small range?
>>8373066
how much did you pay her lmao!?
>>8381186
yeah but you're still asian
>>8367424
That's weird, my dick is 7 inches, seems small though
>>8381250
Implying Asian Americans who aren't manlet nerds don't do fine in the dating scene.
>muh okcupid
Asians who use that are shit tier anyway
>>8379356
So...diaper fetish anyone?
>>8381220
nothing really rofl
gfs are more expensive than sluts in the long run though
>>8381197
Only if you're a pornstar.
when you measure your cock, is it bad practice to push your fupa in? My dick would be much bigger if I didn't have a fat fupa
>>8367689
Kikes please leave
>>8379510
yes i am the op
>>8381170
?????????????
>>8382864
No, it's called bone pressed. I too could gain an inch if I wasn't a fat ass. Oh well, my wife will have to enjoy 4.5 inches until I lose weight
>>8367424
What the hell does it look like when you cum? I'm genuinely curious.
>>8367424
Dude you can't jerk that shit..
>>8384560
He can rub it though, like a clitoris with balls
>>8373117
I have the same thing, lifelong, soft and sticks in until you have to piss, you kinda push the skin down and it pops right out. I'm average erect, but got nothing to show any other time, lol.
>>8367494
this is what my flaccid dick looks like 60% of the time. The other 40% its sort of normal at like maybe 3" (I definitely need to get off of my ass and lose weight). When fully erect I get 6.3" and 5" of girth.
>>8377096
That's my exact problem. My dick looks 5.5 inches hard when it's actually closer to 6.5.
>>8367634
First time greentexting, friend?
Welcome to 4chan
>>8373066
"is it in"
So basically
If I have a really small dick my only chance to have sex without her feeling shitty, embarrassed or laughing at my small dick is either getting rich and get a wife that just wants my money, fucking prostitutes that act like I make them cum
Or make a girl fall in love with me and hope she doesn't care too much about my small dick
I'm fucked
>>8385154
>(I definitely need to get off of my ass and lose weight)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>8386176
How small are we talking here?
>>8376920
My dick is 8.5" long, with like, double the average girth (or so I'm told". So it looks like the average porn actor's dick (to give you an idea)
I'm 6'4" tall, so on me, it looks average, lol.
Anyway, my wife LOVES it. It makes her so sore that we have to take 2-3 days off from fucking sometimes, but she fucking loves the damned thing. Says it's the perfect size.
Of course, she's a masochist, and loves pain with her pleasure. And She's said that if my dick were ANY bigger, it would be too much and too painful for her, lol.
What I love about her, is that after we've had to stop for a bit fr whatever reason, I offer to go easy on her, and she says "you better NOT!"
God, I'm never letting this one go.
>>8386772
Post it
>>8367424
This guy needs that surgery. Whatsit. The addadicktome.
>>8382864
>fupa
>fat upper pussy area
>>8386696
About 4 inch if I measured it right
Maybe 4.5
>>8388297
I'm just under 5 and once felt the way you do. Your problem will dissolve the more experience you get. It's difficult, but you just have to get over your insecurities and start fucking.
>>8378305
Hahaha, kill yourself.
>>8391106
why would i do that
>>8382131
Right here. And SPH. At least they make sense together.
>>8382131
YES!
http://wankhigh420.tumblr.com/
>>8386772
>double the average girth
Soo about 9 inches? Sure
>>8367424
Do you have trouble peeing without dribbling all over your balls?
So I have an absolute obsession with the idea of some guy laughing and fucking the shit out of me, with his obviously bigger cock.
Telling me how much more of a man/better he is, while comparing my cock to his. Telling me I am only worth fucking, and my cock is useless.
My god does that get me worked up. Its hard to find these stories, or hell even anyone willing to sext/rp that sadly.
>>8386772
>I'm 6'4" tall, so on me, it looks average, lol.
I'm 6'4" as well with a 7" cock. It looks large in pictures by itself, but when framed on my taller than average body, or in my larger than average hands, it looks average at best. I've actually had women tell me that they were expecting more.
>>8403200
no it pulls out
>over 100 posts
>only 7 files
jesus christ
>>8367424
So fucking sorry the fats can't stay away from mcds to save their own cock. The American way I guess. You weren't born fat fatty just stop eating you glutton.
Signed-
Another American with a cock who can still see it.
>>8411613
I'm sure you're real sympathetic to the people who just genetically have a small penis. Sure, some people are obese, but dude that's just ruse. Way to be a complete "dick" in this situation.
Go back to /fit/
Signed,
Another American who doesn't say whatever the fuck they want to and act like the cockiest bastard on the planet
came to to make fun of small dicks, see faggots jerking off. Fuck you
>>8412201
Better to get the shit end of genetics and have a micro dick than to not have one at all huh
>>8411613
troll some were else
>dick is 7x5
>know how to give woman pleasure during sex
>rarely cum on my own
it's a blessing and a curse boys
gf cums 5 times at the LEAST when we have sex, and I usually just jerk off afterwards
she's into the whole mommy thing and loves playing with my nipples so I don't really care, she's on birth control so whenever I do cum it isnt a big deal
sex is different for everybody, just have to find your thing
also, fucking like an animal means nothing if your technique is shit. when we have sex we are both sore for two days due to the angles and intensity.
doggystyle+aiming dick down towards her pubic bone+deep thrusting+2 strokes a second = cant have sex every day
>>8416764
dude stop jerking off with a fucking death grip and you will be able to come with sex. i like how your solution to the problem of not cumming by literally making it worse.
>>8373066
>>8416805
Somebody say Death Grips?
>>8416805
>death grip
made my fucking day
>>8416854
and then?
>>8416764
Jerk off too much, to hard.
