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>>8366289
Lmao
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When it's that big you must get light headed when you get a stalk on.
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>>8366391
>when you get a stalk on
new expression acquired
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>>8366299
my god i want to suck>>8366386
>>8366293
>>8366289
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>>8366403
Are you male or female?
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>>8366289
You know, you actually have to feel kind of sorry for the guys with huge penis' too. Most women can't take this size. And it's a good thing I don't have a dick this size... I'd go around smacking people with it.
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>>8366412
High school must have been hell when he would get spontaneous awkward boners
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>>8366299
New assbro ?
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>>8366386
source? I wanna see this drunk whore get split open
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>>8366412
Gotta love dicklet rationalization

There are enough curious women out there that with a huge cock you would get your dick touched by way more random girls regardless of their inability to handle it.

And when you find a size queen the feeling of absolutely destroying her and her lovin it is exquisite.

Anyone with a huge dick that complains about it is just too autistic to use it to his advantage and would do just as poorly with a small or avg dick.
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I would pay him to let me suck his dick.
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>>8366728

Sorry to burst your bubble. The largest penis in the world belongs to a white guy.
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>>8366293
wonder how big this guy is because he is the smallest manlet ive ever seen
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>>8366386
What's the size?

Looks like 2.5 inches wide with 7 inches of girth. Amazing
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>>8366433
As a hung guy I can tell you that high school is amazing once word spreads around
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>>8366668
well, I don't have a huge cock, but i'd like it a bit smaller, I like to fuck ass and it's always been a bit too big for that for girls.
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>>8367085
The worst is when they love anal, but not with your cock.

I can use a small vibrator on her ass or let some small guy fuck her, but she won't ever try my cock again.

I'm not even huge. 7x5.5, but that's way too thick for her
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>>8366668
What do you consider a "huge dick"?
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>>8366728
Too bad small and average black cocks (the majority) don't do anything for them.
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>>8366728
Only for drunk whores, really.
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>>8367320
Your average porn dick is 7 to 8 inches.

Huge is 8.5 inches long x 6 inches girth or bigger.
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>>8367347
No one's talking about "porn" dicks and their tricks. What do you consider a huge dick IRL?
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I'd like a big dick for sure, maybe a couple inches to take me to 8.5 and some more girth but that kind of clown dick is just ridiculous. What the fuck are you supposed to have sex with, a fucking donkey? Christ. No chance of a decent blow job either.
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>>8367428
< 5 = small
5 - 7 = average
>7 - 8.5 = big
> 8.5 = huge
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>>8367443
Fair enough.
Most women can't really fit anything beyond 20-21 cm, though, that's why they prefer girth.
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>>8366299
Just me who notice the headphone jack is not plugged in to anything?
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>>8367460
Most men prefer girth too, beyond a reasonable amount of length

>>8367467
Doesn't have his headphones in, they're around his neck
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>>8366289
Somehow, I doubt this guy is old and Mexican.
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>>8366777
you're an idiot.
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>>8366289

Is confirmed white.
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>>8366668
It's all fine and dandy till he wants to settle down and his girl just gives him handies for the rest of their lives because he fucked up her organs.
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anyone wanna stream me on skype? im jacking on web
skype: playerize
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>>8366289
Ahem; Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the man with the world's longest penis. At nearly 19 inches (48.2cm).
Dude keeps them thing wrapped up.
>>8367583
Yeah... no.
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>>8366728
Except for your cock loving mommy.
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>>8366735
I think you might be lost, brother. This thread is about HAVING the biggest dick, not BEING the biggest dick. I'm sure some white boi can claim the latter one.
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>>8368900
>>8368900

Jonah Falcon has a functioning penis.

Roberto whatever's isnt functioning. OP's is a random nigger.

You're a literal retard.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/06/man-with-worlds-longest-penis-weighs-it-to-prove-its-real-5377842/
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>>8366289
shopped
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>>8366728
>>8366728
>>8366728
you eat kfc faggot like 10 times a day and my dick ha made every girl ive fucked cum and its probly like 3 inches you gay. so fuck offf before i call the 9gag on you
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>>8367443
I think world average at the moment is like 4.5
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>>8366735
Sorry but the largest penis is Hispanic/latino sorry, you wish it was white but you have to be consistent, mexicans are either shitskin or white, pick one you fucking typical white cuck
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>>8370217
>>8370203
>>8370178
>>8370230

this shit I honestly don't even believe. It's either the camera angle or it's elephantitus. Like, it's so disproportionate that it would measure to be a foot and a half, which is bigger than the largest dick in the world. The worlds largest dick is only 13 inches erect. If you whip out a ruler, you'll notice 13 inches really isn't all that long.
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>>8370261
These guys must be like, super short. The dick is just so disproportionate.
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>>8369019
>>8366735
Jonah might as well be a nigger
>Grew up without a father, and a mother who couldn't provide for him.
>Hasn't done anything worthwhile in his life.
>Can't get work.(He wants to be an actor, LOL)
>Only known for having a big dick.

He's not even wholly white. His grandmother is from Puerto Rico. His surname comes from Spain/Italy. Of people who ended up migrating to the Caribbean.

But what does any of that matter? He never shows his cock. He's not known for fucking a bunch of girls. There's no accounts of his ability in the bed. His huge dick might as well not even exist. There's nothing to show for it.

Meanwhile, there's account after account of white girls attempting to impale themselves on these monster black cocks.
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>>8368900
>Roberto Esquivel Cabrera
He is just a freak with an enlarged foreskin basically. The "head" of the penis, or the glands isn't sitting at the end of that 19 inches, its not even in the middle of it. I can't even imagine how he urinates, the canal of skin must be the Wisconsin of dick cheese.
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>>8370287
>all this race-baiting

Not even mad, son. Maybe if you were good at what you did (or good at anything, really) I might be slightly upset...
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>>8368972
https://en.wikipedia.org / wiki/Jonah_Falcon
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>>8370757
he has a good point tho. Jonah Falcon really has no achievements in life other than "muh dik". He's also a Puerto Rican so he probably has a little black in him. All he has is that semi-functional schlong of his
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>>8370261
The thickness is laughable but dat length is something. He could probably suck his own.
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>>8366728
They bring out the shotgun on some white women.
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>People on the internet pretending they know what women want

lol.
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>>8366289
My god that's huge. Imagine how uncomfortable that must feel in tight pants. Can cum even travel that far without getting stuck?
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>>8366728
you realize that's only because the whoriest cock-mongering sluts go for black guys right? No self respecting white woman with standards actually goes for a nigger
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>>8368900
Full of shit. Legit get out a ruler. 19 inches would put the tip past his nipples, and this clearly isn't. Also, LEGITIMATE NEWS SOURCES AND WORLD RECORD RESULTS PUT JONAH FALCON, AT 13.5 INCHES, AT THE WORLDS LONGEST PENIS.
You can legitimately go look it up right now. I'm pretty sure if there was a longer penis in porn, they would have come out and had it officially measured. There might be something out there in tribal Africa, what with their strange customs and stuff, but in civilized society, Jonah Falcon holds the record.

TLDR, Is he big? Yes, very. The biggest? No, this guy's stats are a lie.
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>>8366735
the white race has the biggest recorded penis

but the black race has a higher frequency of occurence of big dicks

so as far as dix go, which would you prefer to be a part of...the white race with a single man that has a 13 inch pecker....or the black race that can probably give you ten 11+ inch dicks for every white guy of the same size.
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>>8373248
this is every argument with black dudes, repetition even if it has now bearing on the argument until you concede that you can't argue with them

What size is your dick? That's the only question you need to worry about unless you're gay.
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>>8373283
7.5
used to be 8 :(
wtf happened?
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>>8373545

You got older or gained weight or both (reduced tesetrone, increased estrogen or swallowed by fat).
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>>8370282
>>8370178
look how he grabs the dick, making sure his fingers are always contracted, to make the hand look smaller.

this + camera angle + average dick + pumping + big dick on screen
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Black dudes average smaller dicks than white, indian, pacific islander, and hispanic. They only beat out asians for size,
>you're letting the porn industry pull a fast one on you.
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>>8366886
he doesn't look that short
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>>8366289
dude has to get light headed when getting hard at that size
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>>8373203
The guys they're talking about isn't even the largest penis. it's just foreskin that overgrew the penis. He can't get erect and the actual penis is only like 7 inches.
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>>8376231
Yes, there is magically no blood in his penis because fantasy works that way.
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>>8373545
>>8373587
It's also possibly due to having less sex. The penis tends to being slightly larger when then man is frequently sexually active.

>>8376434
You're a moron. A man with a horsecock can easily get light-headed when they get hard. Because when the cock gets hard, it requires a larger volume of blood, so blood flows there but with only so much in the body blood is floring away from other parts. Like the brain. Thus getting light-headed. Study some bio, dipshit.
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typical early twenty's smirky spick
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>>8370282
typical early twenty's smirky spick
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>>8366289
>>8366293
>world's largest penis
>that
The guy calls himself bigger than your boyfriend on tumblr. He claims 6.5" soft and 10" hard, which is pretty optimistic when you have seen the pics with the ruler (it's more like 8-9").

Saying that, he recently removed all pics with rulers from his tumblr. Coincidence?

Anyway, you guys have problem.
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>>8377775
>you guys have problem.

>knows the 'cock pics with ruler status' of someone called 'bigger than your boyfriend'
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Came for .gif - turned into discussion forum :(
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>>8366668
Go home Ron, you're drunk.
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>>8370095
Kind of what this reminds me of...
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>>8370261
Shit's so long the cum is probably moldy by the time it's made the journey to the tip....
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>>8377739
>A man with a horsecock can easily get light-headed when they get hard.

that does not actually happen. it's a myth. people can donate a liter of blood (out of ~5 liters in the average human body) before they start feeling faint; for a dick to contain that much blood (a fifth of the total volume!) it would need to be the size of a leg.
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>>8366668
Big dicks are good, I completely agree but let's be real. Not many bitches could handle that monster in the op. That shit would even have size Queens in pain.

I've shot porn for production studios and that's the biggest dick I've ever fucking seen.
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>>8370287
Jonah Falcon is actually gay btw. Just google it.
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>>8373248
Yeah? You want to prove that black have bigger Dickson? Bring me a peer reviewed study, I dare you
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>>8373248
>There's a billion pics and gifs of Mandingo, Lexington Steel, and Shane Diesel
>That means blacks have bigger dicks
>Even if they use camera angles to make the absolute biggest of them, 9 inches, look inhuman in specific pics
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>>8373133
Its a railgun
it will accelerate the cum to close lightspeed
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>>8370287
>On 4chan
>talking about someone else life
Why do i keep coming here seeing shit like this?
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>>8382027
is that Long Dick Johnson i've been hearing about?
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>>8379749
due to the effects of time dilation, when he cums in a woman's pussy, she won't get preggs until the following month
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>>8382027
hahaahahah
stretched out much
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fucking hate this topic, makes me wanna kill myself
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>>8382501
oy vey a white man with a big dick!
time for some damage control!
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>tfw I will never be a big guy
Is there such thing as a dick transplant? I wouldn't mind killing one of these guys for one.
>>8382508
This
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>>8366289
world's biggest dick is white
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>>8382535
If your 8+ inches, PIV will suck. You can't go balls deep without slamming the uterus. No fun for you or her.
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most big what i saw: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=898431830
can u do some webm from this? im lazy...
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>>8382640
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=898431830

still fake
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Good one from motherless: /89A3E86
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>>8382570
>No fun for you or her.
Balls deep has nothing to do with fun, most of a woman's nerves are in the first 4 inches of the vagina and most of a mans are on the head of the penis. Jamming the whole thing in might look dramatic on video, but in real life it isn't that interesting.
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Is it common that /gif/ has so many niggers?
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>>8370178
i just wanna beat the shit out of this retards doing that retarded grip to make it look big
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>>8369738
Thank you China
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>>8370287
>porn memes are real life

It's 18+ on this site friend you'd better head along now
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>>8383341
virgin detected
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>>8367467
cause he's filming
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>>8377865
Yes, I like BTFOing weird fetishists. Problem? If you say "XY has the biggest cock in the world" I will debunk it just to mess with you. Since the internet is 100% fake and commercials now, it isn't even hard to do.
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>>8369362
im sure it make you feel nice, but average is actually 6.5, maybe even 7 inches. anything less is small and 4.5 is borderline micro.
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>tfw Jonah always talks about how he wants to be known for more than his dick
>walks around in public in fucking biking shorts even though he doesn't exercise, says they're his favorite
>refers to his dick exclusively as "my 13.5 inches"
Gets me every time
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>>8370287
Jonah's dick isnt real dude.
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>>8369362
>world average
Unless you're asian 4.5 is laughable. Also why no self-respecting slut wants to bang an asian
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>>8366289
>worlds largest
Thats not jonah falcon faggot
Nice try though nigger
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>>8370159
Holy shit more?
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