Absurd cumshots, real or fake.
>>8335368
Name?
>>8335382
ben
>>8335368
where did you get these webms?
>>8335368
now this right here is Porn that you concors your self discipline while edging
this is the amount a hentai protag cums daily.
150% chance of pregnancy
>>8335409
I made them.
Original video is RKI-327
>>8335445
thanks anon
>>8335429
LMAO ive never laughed that hard at anything on this fucking website until that fucking thread. jesus christ. i was on the verge of tears man
Is this guy jizzing acid or something? Why the fuck is she screaming
let's see some fake ones now
>>8335479
have you never felt a strong orgasm man? just edge youself a fuck ton and then cum, shits intense af.
and the fact he cums for so long, i give him props for even being able to stand, let alon go straight for a secon and third round. after cumming that hard.
>>8335509
even though its gotta be fake.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=816481529
10 minute clip of this, just searched for japanese fake cum
Can I learn to shoot ropes like this natty?
>>8335429
>>8335432
are you retarded or something
>>8335429
>>8335432
I hope this achieves meme status
>>8335429
>>8335432
top memes
>>8339660
They're thin because their diet isn't as fatty as ours.
>>8339684
thin I can handle, but that bitch is uncooked spaghetti
>>8339684
Yeah but the one on the right is freakishly thin
my fetish
This thread really concored my self discipline while edging
>>8339877
Underrated post
>>8335381
literally "cums" so hard he shoots the condom off like a fucking untied balloon
fucking kek
>>8341128
Edited to look like a futa vid
Whats the best place to watch javs, I've got a few of the codes but I don'tknow any sites.
>>8341216
i don't think he's saying cumshot lol
They really need to make the cum thicker so it comes out more naturally and sticks to the girl.
It's like watching real life hentai.
Seems like an awful waste of milk
>>8341839
Yeah, they should just bust every last drop down a girl's throat. Excellent source of protein for her, too.
She's frothing at the gash
>>8339684
>eating fat makes you fat
Kek, nice meme
It's the high amount of (refined) carbs, and they have more vegetables and complex carbs
>>8341922
Thank you Mister /fit/ diet coach
>>8341966
No problem, Jane
>>8335509
Dude I'm pretty sure the guy jizzes like that cause he took a saline injection to the nuts, hence the giant ass tanooki balls
not fake
but still a bit absurd
>>8340312
Code?
>>8335383
What the fuck is up with ringworm on the guy's leg?
>>8339684
Kek yeah has nothing to do with asian parents constantly berating their kids about their physical appearance
>>8342065
sauce!?
Top kek
This I like
>>8341532
He clearly is, retard
>>8335368
soooooo fake
>>8341216
>anime finisher
holy fuckin kek, how did I not hear that the first time, my fucking sides.
How this porn is called?
>>8342464
this
>>8335368
better content than YLYL generals had in months
>>8341193
I normally torrent them from Nyaa, just go there and there'll be a tab at the top saying 'fap', click that and then paste your code into the search bar
>>8335377
HAHAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED THE GIGANTIC NUTSACK
>>8335429
kek
>>8335429
please let this become a thing
>>8335368
indeed
>>8335429
High quality memes
>>8335368
I don't get the point of fake cumshots
>>8343548
>yfw you notice those big ass balls with about 10-20 years of cum stored in them.
>>8341216
lol this is too much for me
This shit is fucking amazing. Is someone going to post more or what?
>>8342461
Yeah that's why he said real or fake
>>8335368
too big dick to be a chink
>>8335381
This is so fucking funny.. Everything from the condom flying off to the guy yelling "cumshot!" and just the pure absurdness of the actual cumshot.
>>8342279
in english? kys Lana
>>8344031
who hurt you?
I fucking love this shit. Anyone know any good simulators or games where you can do things like this other than SDT?
She looks like she's trying not to laugh.
>>8344077
Yea, anyone?
>>8335368
That's a fake dick
>>8344031
because there's no word for CUMSHOT in japanese?
>>8344308
Yes, the whole thing is fake. Still relevant to my interests.
Bamp
>>8344311
how do you know Kristina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FRDcwEsWo4&t=3m25s
>>8344556
at about 3min 25sec because the embedding stripped off the start position
>>8344031
are you dense? watch the fucking clip, he says it theres no asking why you fucking fuck
>>8344542
You're doing it right. More.
Sasha Grey
>>8335383
Those crocs are very distracting
>>8335390
Jesus they sound so afraid.
>>8335368
Seriously /gif/, sound? My roommate is in here.
>>8344529
because i'm a japanese girl, Jeannie
>>8344941
Have never been able to determine if this is real or not. Adrianna Faust Chica boom 39 have never seen the full vid either
>>8342195
looks like dvdes-916
>>8343633
Love me a good Always Sunny reference m8
>>8342065
Also, incredibly fake
Lexi Belle
>>8344967
It's Peter North i think. Its real....
obviously a lot of fakes but thats the point or at least half of the point..
>>8345244
sauce?
>>8345279
:^)
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=816481529
>>8344031
Because japs incorporate foreign words, especially english all the time into their language. They think it's catchy. They even have an own alphabet for that... you are so fucking uneducated.
>>8345303
umm.. i meant the jav code though..
>>8345312
I'm not 1005 sure cos her face looks different but from the tits it looks like Mao Hamasaki
>>8340312
This was brilliant. The triple decker cumshot at the end...whoa
>>8345279
http://www.rookie-av.jp/works/-/list/=/article=series/id=9/
>>8345098
Oooops, pow, surprise.
>>8344908
That's what makes it hot man if he came inside they'd have like 50 babie.s
>>8345098
moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>8345026
it's not fake, he's paid big money to produce those cumshots. He can't masturbate for something like 2 weeks beforehand. Knights-Visual doesn't produce anything fake. Also, most scenes are entirely uncut. Best display of pornstar skill in JAV.
Just leaving this here
>>8341128
Sauce??
>>8347077
This man must be so dehydrated after these shoots
>>8345041
What the fuck is this supposed to be? What's the theme here? Why is one dude dressed as a matador? Why is the other just in cargo shorts and a shirt? The cock doesn't even match the matador's complexion at all.
>>8341216
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO JACK MY DICK WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERYTIME HE SAYS IT.
"But you forgot about my finishing move.. CUMSHOT!"
>>8339660
It her fault for wasting it
>>8345098
that cumshot literally made a cartoon sound effect
>>8344766
who is dat
>>8344967
>Adrianna Faust Chica boom 39
uhh what is her name
>>8345322
kys, just as good
>>8349765
fuck off faggot i want 1080p this shit
>>8349859
search for it yourself nigger
>>8346383
>He can't masturbate for something like 2 weeks beforehand
Semen production does not work like that.
>>8344766
Not even a real penis.
>>8335383
>CUMSHOT
my fucking sides
i came here to fap
>>8335429
never fucking forget
>>8342065
That guy is bug cums
>>8345279
RKI-280
anyone have the guide to cumming more?
>>8351477
thank you
>>8344542
"Like an edumacator or somethn"
Guy reminds me of tyrone from ownage pranks
>>8342065
Sauce?
>>8351488
I've yet to follow it.
>>8352718
troll image
Is there a definitive way to produce more semen?
>>8353211
Black mia kalifa?
>>8353253
Nope, Wesley, Snipes
>>8335429
what is 'concors'?
>>8341922
i never heard of carbs makes you fat. why do you think 'fat people' called fat? its because of the accumulation of fat beneath their fatty skin, you uneducated american 'nutritionist'
>>8335509
>called it real
>implying he's able to cum that much
>confirmed a fag or a retard
Something from the ECG (Epic Cumshot Guy). Anyone happen to have his archive that was floating around in torrents for a while?
>>8335371
He has the same voice as Joel from VineSauce
>>8353817
Best I can give you.
Pornhub viewkey ph56c443720a515
>>8345244
Kinda sounds like an asian Tia Leoni
>>8354017
Yeah, I remember finding that, and thank you for that either way! I'm just hoping someone who has the .MOV archive backlogged might show up and be willing to share or anything.
Peter North Shower
>>8353215
Name?
>>8352718
Oh man i remember posting that.
>>8353630
So you're telling me that if you eat dozens of bags of Haribo gummy bears everyday, each bag containing 0.0g of fat, that you will not get fat?
One common form of carbs is the sugar we use in most of our foods. The human body can immediately use sugars as fuel sources, or it can be stored away for later use in the form of fat.
You aren't expected to know everything about physiology, but you should at least check your statements before you make them.
>>8354294
dat bitch is autistic
>boner killed
>>8350102
Thanks, Eagle Eye
What can Brown do for you?
>>8353630
Hope you're trolling...
>>8350094
Actually it does to a point. Furthermore there are pills that increase load size but by doing this makes it much more watery, hence why his is like so. That's not even a "huge" load in terms of truly massive cumshots.
>>8335429
>now this right here is Porn that you concors your self discipline while edging
That's was some funny shit (that thread)
10/10 made me laugh again
>>8353614
>what is 'concors'?
It's when you agree with someone.
Guys idk if my cumload is above average or not, how do I measure..like you know when you first come you have the big release I can do that like 3 or 4 times in a row but idk
>>8347091
why?
He's filling his bladder with fake cum
>>8354492
I concor.
>>8347170
OH I LOVE AMERIKA
>>8354123
Eva Notty - MOMPOV
>>8335429
>>8354510
normal amount each session is usually around 10ml. 15ml is above average. more than 50ml, then you are probably a horse. you may appear to shoot a lot but unless you measure it in a tube, you'll never know.
>>8355015
Average is more like 2-6ml. 7-10ml is big. 11-14 is huge. 15ml+ is massive.
Try pouring out 10ml of cum-like fluid, it's a lot.
>>8356341
So should I use like a cup and if its over 15 should I get into porn
>>8354087
Dude was a legend. rip.
Bumpity
>>8354265
DAMN!!!!!
>>8335429
>tfw i was there for the birth of this meme
unlucky
or very lucky
>>8335429
I'm a meme connoisseur, and don't see any meme soil here. I almost read over it, but the samefags keeps replying to it.
>>8354256
kek
>>8335429
10/10
Alright /gif, you inspired me to finally measure my cumshot last night.
Normal day, sex the day before, slightly dehydrated from a bit of extra drinking, no edging, came out to 15 ml. I did more googling to make sure that wasn't the actual norm, because that's about how much I usually cum. I was a bit shocked. Always been average in almost every way.
Sharing any variations in biology or lifestyle that might be relevant:
- I am on the skinny side. I have a rather fast metabolism. 145lb 6'3"
- I have replaced 1-2 of my 3 meals a day with Soylent 2.0, mostly because I can't be bothered with breakfast and sometimes I am too busy for lunch.
- I had a partial blockage of my eurethera until more recently. Finally got corrective surgery. Before I was down to as low as 10% normal flow rate. I had this for years, so every time I would pee or cum my muscles would have to work a lot harder than normal. They have relaxed some, but it still feels like I am going to blast off each time.
Any other ideas what might be contributing to this? Want to share data for the benefit of 4chankind.
>>8347170
Thank you so much for this comment, it made me laugh
>>8346505
Sauce
>>8335381
>>8335406
>>8340545
>>8341216
>>8347235
Jesus, guys, you are This close to perform an assassination via interwebz. My sides are an ex-parrot.
>>8362911
Yeah, never laughed so hard while cumming before.
>>8335368
That's so fucking hilarious.
>>8361715
Question to anyone who can shoot like this: do you hold back the first couple of pumps, or is that just how it goes for you, one big blast?
Oh god it's happening... bump.
>>8358816
>meme connoisseur
>meme
newfag
>>8363649
>start taking lecithin pills and arginine every day a week before your grand fucking,
>throw in protein-rich foods with a lot of mono-un-saturated fats in your diet
>refrain from ejaculating for at least 3 days (more days wont make it bigger because your body would reabsorb it),
>drink a lot of liquid (fruit juice will make your cum taste a lot sweeter, but care not to choose fruits with high fiber content as it will suck up all the water you need for massive cumshot) in about 4 hours before sex,
>edging for at least 4 more hours before ejaculating.
>profit
>>8357414
so was the chick he is cumming on
>>8364714
Thanks m8.
>>8364908
Left is Yvonne, the right is Shane.
>>8345098
Name?
anyone got sauce on this one?
>>8366159
Kek. Wish I could do it irl
>>8335368
>that scream
didnt know this was a ylyl thread
>>8365006
sauce pls
>>8344766
pls sauce pls
>>8354337
looks like fucking randy quaid
>>8365006
That acting
gator gone wild
>>8354256
Sauce
>>8347170
ayy chihuahua
im gonna not fap this whole month and i hope my cumshot will be like these. gonna go to the asian massage parlor and ruin some girls day
>>8353223
For the love of God, sauce
>>8345304
except it's NOT JAPANESE. It doesn't sound like Japanese, and the text obviously isn't Japanese
>>8362431
What?
>>8370622
its japanese you idiot
http://www.t66y.com/htm_data/7/1508/1608427.html
>>8367277
Actress is Samantha Bourdain, scene is charley chase cumshot surprise
Not absurd but I do wanna link to a different board, so fuck it.
Daym
>>8335429
/gif/ has memes?
To find these kind of videos, they're called Freaks of Cocks, Cum shot Surprise, Fucked Up Facials.
>>8353211
this is what Malcolm X wanted
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=132068243
>>8345100
Not Peter North. Peter North cums a lot more than that.
