YF YL thread
i have remained seated this whole time
your thread is unavailing
>>8320840
I've never seen someone more perfect in my life, it's hard to go on knowing i'll never even talk to her
>>8320840
name of song?
>>8320871
in the title
lyrics worth a read well
https://youtu.be/yeyDfVjq6sw
>>8320863
>google Юлия Maтюкинa
>fly to Ryazan', Russia
>find her
>talk to her
Life goal accomplished, can die in peace
>>8320796
this is fake. there is no real human that looks like that.
So far, I've won.
>>8320926
CGI has come a long way in a short amount of time. Lel
>>8320863
Kill yourself faggot
>>8320906
...and so the circle of life continues. Spawn and die, spawn and die. Forever, until the sun eradicates the Earth, at last putting an end to the fruitless circle.
Thread sucks did not lose
>>8319909
>>8320840
vk dot com slash id63036434
>>8321097
oh lordy
>>8321177
name/sauce?
>>8321246
fuck outta here
I've never not laughed this hard before
>>8321250
YOU get back to /pol/ fucking weeb
>>8319909
What's actress name?
>>8321210
Name?
>>8321628
>Le/pol/meme
>>8321563
Not a YLYL thread
>>8321628
pol full of weebs, yeah...
>>8321210
AI or something, she doesn't do porn tho
>>8320971
I love it looks like he thinks the other dude managed to fuck with the phone
>>8321699
go back to your containment board you redneck
>>8320926
bullshit, my sister looks like that
>>8321234
http://www.xvideos.com/video4377283/real_czech_teen_gets_double_facial
>>8321855
How do you people get so easily triggered? I don't even go on /pol/
>>8321537
That is Rita Lynch, a burlesque performer and cabaret singer from Italy.
>>8322021
Hey, /pol/fag! No time no see! Did those pesky jews stop you from getting a gf again?
>>8321880
Introduce me to your sister anon :v
>>8321097
Someone get this bitch a sandwich
>>8322371
I'm in love, who is this?
>>8321234
I fell, name?
>>8322509
Her name is Holly Earl, you're welcome!
>>8322517
Thank you friend.
Are we still playing this game?
>>8320840
i'd totally turn commie for her
>>8320971
damn i lost
ITT: Children that don't understand the difference between lust and love.
Jesus, no wonder modern divorce rates are so high.
>>8321248
donarudo turampu
>>8319909
Didn't this dude get fired over this Vines???
>>8321542
Sauce?
Still haven't fell yet. Looks like I will win forev-
>>8322557
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
>>8322575
OOOOOOOOO
>>8320840
When we were at war
When we were at war When we were at war There everyone used to think about their Beloveds or about their wives There everyone used to think about their Beloveds or about their wives
And I could certainly think And I could certainly think About the times when I looked at a pipe In her blue smoke About the times when I looked at a pipe In her blue smoke
Like when she lied to me sometimes Like when she lied to me sometimes But the his girl's heart gave love to someone else for a long time But the his girl's heart gave love to someone else for a long time
But I didn't think about them at all, But I didn't think about them at all, I just smoked a pipe with bitter Turkish tobacco, I just smoked a pipe with bitter Turkish tobacco,
I just shoot bullets faithfully I just shoot bullets faithfully hoping to appease my pain and to set a limit to our hostility hoping to appease my pain and to set a limit to our hostility
When we will be at war, When we will be at war, to meet the bullets flying on our black horse to meet the bullets flying on our black horse
But it looks like death it's not for me But it looks like death it's not for me and my black horse carries me away from the fire again and my black horse carries me away from the fire again
Anybody have remi Lacroix being cute popping balloons and stuffs? I need to lose in this thread.
>>8320801
dang shes cute
>>8322694
tbf this translation doesn't carry the same feeling as the original song
>>8322760
That tends to be the case.
>>8322371
Soo fucking cute
>>8322565
annie...
>>8321215
please kill me
>>8320796
How is she real ;-;
>>8322425
this is russia senpai, literally 95% of ukrainian or russian grills are cute/fit
>>8321234
Literally sunshine
F U G
U
G
>>8322853
hows that crippling autism going for you?
>>8322886
Sorry for the retarded link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk
>>8321600
Nice pussy she have
Y'all niggas go home now
>>8322554
>a gook wrapped in plastic
>>8322565
she keeps breaking eye contact - she's false. fuck this whore. did not lose. i win.
>>8321177
name?
>>8322018
>http://www.xvideos.com/video4377283/real_czech_teen_gets_double_facial
that was dissapointing
>>8322910
she looked you in the eyes the first time she said it
>>8322616
FUCK I KNOW RIGHT. LORD HAVE FUCKING MERCY
>>8322570
If she eats Mcdonald's, imagine what other nasty shit she's willing to put in her mouth.
>>8323293
Good upload my Nigga
>>8322882
Same as yours
Fuck this thread made me so depressed
>>8320801
especially this
How do you lonely faggots look at these qts and not feel sick to your stomach knowing you'll never get this. I come here to wank to blurry gifs of japanese girls throwing up and then chill out to some YLYL, I didn't come here to feel depressed.
>>8322157
in short : slut
>>8319909
out
fucking
skilled
>>8320796
i don´t get it ....
>>8322570
What marketing is ready to do to make you eat that shitty food and become more fat and ugly than you already are.
>>8323512
if you hold a piece of grass in a similar way she is holding it and blow, you create this whistling sound
>>8323287
Good point. Anything else would be an improvement for her...
>>8319909
Fell down with laughter from the fucking face of the guy when he delivers the punch line.
fuck i didnt expect that but every time I watch it it gets funnier
>>8323484
So stop coming round to wank to blurry gifs of japanese girls throwing up and then chilling out to some YLYL. Work toward improving whatever shortcomings you think are magically inhibiting you from getting a gf.
Here's a starter tip: You're not gonna find a gril here. Go outside.
>>8322896
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=602809747
>>8323516
>make you eat that shitty food and become more fat and ugly than you already are.
thus increasing the relative attractiveness of the girl which in turn increases the urge of the consumer to go to mcdonalds
>those world cup girls threads
fuck i miss them
>>8320840
Russian, therefore, anal.
>>8323528
Why the fuck does it have no goddamn sound then.
>>8323582
Putin is russian... just sayin
>>8322371
She's a terrible dancer and that's a terrible song.
>>8323604
>terrible dancer
true
> terrible song
true
but dont give a fuck she gudlukin
>>8323484
I know the feel bro.. just be glad you haven't discovered VR yet. It's like if you just get high enough you can reach out and touch her... like she's right there....
>>8323601
You can't spell Putin without "put" and "in"
>>8322576
I know, right? All those idiots getting married because "OMG, I'm in LOVE!" rather than just enjoying the lust and staying single.
>>8322903
Is that the AT&T girl?
>>8323630
The VR-waifu age is going to be the thing that makes or breaks me.
I can definitely see myself with a robot wife in a few decades if they ever come to market in my life-time, shit'll be cash
>tfw discovered a qt Jap on twitter due to shared hobbies
>tfw she knows English and I've spoke to her
>tfw she has been a grid girl and I desperately hope she doesn't progress onto any more modelling
I get butterflies in my stomach whenever she tweets.
She wants to study abroad if possible. I don't have a chance but I just want her to be happy.
>>8323643
>AT&T girl
Dat one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2OrBSFpzyk
>>8322581
I feel like such a weeb saying
>TOrampu
>>8322653
What's her name agian?
>>8323764
>that shame when you instantly recognize a pornstar
Abella Anderson
>>8323690
Yes. I like her. That clip is not funny though.
>>8322570
Miss burger have been taken. OH MY GOD.
You mad ? :)
>>8322694
Only one have been made.
>>8321215
an asian keira knightly
I came here already fapping and lost my boner
>>8322886
Being British myself I really hated her voice once I heard it, the webm was cute tho. I don't like the southern accent it can't sound cute to me. Sounds pretentious and irritates me, gives me the wrong connotations.
>>8323922
What was the story with this whore again?
>>8324063
Southern poofs innit?
>>8322838
please fuck off
>>8323922
Which episode of GirlsDoPorn is this?
>>8322425
https://www.instagram.com/apollinaria_t/
>>8324185
e319
>>8322575
Oona Chaplin for anyone curious
>>8324101
Yep
>>8319957
sauce??
>>8321244
looks like those killer dolls from a horror movie
>>8320809
How can anyone see this and not fall in love instantly... fuck i will give my left hand for her.
>>8320926
She's real alright. That's Emma Lee. She has a lot of great covers on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2crxl9P9yw
>>8320840
It doesn't mean that Russians are not degenerate alcoholics and Russia is not aggressive shithole.
>>8323343
Even cuter donk. 10/10 donk.
>>8321880
Your sister is a fucking mannequin!
>>8320801
Asians try too hard and look like little infants by doing so.
>>8320926
She's a slightly above average looking girl. You would see more women like her if you ever left your basement.
>>8322723
dis meybe?
>>8320796
Time was not kind to her. Women really do age like milk
>>8322694
You linked the man's version. Here are the rough lyrics to what she's actually singing:
"When we were at war
With wives and loved ones in our thoughts.
He could certainly have thought
When looking at her blue haze
Through the smoke of his pipe.
But he didn't think of her at all
No, he didn't think of her at all.
He only smoked his pipe of bitter Turkish Tobacco.
Remember how you gave your all?
You gave your maiden heart to another long go.
I will wait for the bullet
I will only wait for that faithful bullet
To rid of my sadness and close my wound.
When we go to war
Into bullets I will rush on my raven steed.
It seems that death is not for me
Anew I come from the flames, saved by my raven steed.
>>8323005
fuck my life
>>8322906
Fuck yeah that's what I like to hear brother!
>>8321600
What's this from?
>>8321244
Allison Brie, who once went to a nudist college (no, really). She has lived a life I never knew existed until recently.
>>8324574
Still looks good.
Then again, I prefer Asians.
>>8320871
darude sandstorm
>>8324782
Compared to the first vid she looks like week old trash anon
>>8322371
>>8324480
hey guiys look at how c00L i AM xDDDDD
>>8322812
you will die a swift death, my child.
>>8323287
lost
>>8323643
fuck yeah it is. the internet is the best.
>see attractive woman on television
>want to see her sleeping
>go on internet
>find what you're looking for
>>8322371
I'm Doc, Doc, Doctor Dick
and when you're feeling sick babe I know a trick
It's sex and it's sex, you'll be feeling alright
Hey! Let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your Doc, Doc, Doctor Doctor Dick
and I'm gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So undress, please undress but don't you be a sleeper
I will touch you, i will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me Doctor Dick
I need your love I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
>>8322560
And arms.
>>8325025
Sauce
>>8319909
fell in bro love with the cop
This thread needs more of that girl getting her hair pulled
>>8325070
Did people ever find more of her?
>>8325103
That script actually sounded painful to recite
>>8325025
Fuck... All the way til here. Name?
>>8325103
who is she?
>>8325111
That was fucked up.. payback's a bitch !
>>8325103
God that voice...
>>8320840
I was looking for this for so long ty
>>8320796
top feel
>>8325138
Flower mammal
>>8324246
ur mom
>>8325181
Huh?
>>8321135
>vk dot com slash id63036434
you are my religion
>>8322371
had to squint to look at that shit
dafuq anon
>>8324713
kek
>>8322575
sarah silverman? dat you?
>>8320809
i'm as lost as her right eye
>>8320840
i was fine until the last second...and then she came me.
>>8322557
I have the same sweat/shirt she's wearing minus the buttons on the front (may be a size up too).
>other side of planet
>male
>would kill to kiss her sweetly
Fuck me
>>8319909
>>8324067
By now most people know that a while ago I made a sex tape that recently surfaced, and I feel it's necessary to clear a few things up. 1. Making a sex tape doesn't make me a whore. I spent months unsuccessfully seeking employment with no success, so when someone offered me thousands of dollars and said that no one would ever find out about it, I naively assumedyy it would be safe. I'm 20 years old, financially independent, and I had bills to pay. They promised it would never be posted on the Internet, but a few months later it was leaked and it's been hell ever since. My motive for doing it was money and nothing other than that. I was desperate and made a foolish mistake. Unfortunately this is something that has happened not only to me, but many other young girls in similar situations and I need to make it clear how wrongful it is to judge us. Chances are, you've made you're mistakes as well, just in a different way. 2. The interview wasn't real. For those of you saying "I was happy and excited to do it", that is false. I was told what to say. Any "happy demeanor" I may have had was for show. 3. Do not bring my family or friends into this. It is not a reflection of them, or their values. No one knew except for me, and this has been more of a shock to them than anyone else.
>>8324067
>>8325262
People have been attacking my family, and those people are sick, twisted, and pathetic if they feel the need to take time out of their daily lives to spread hate to people they don't even know. They are the kindest, most supportive people in existence, and if anyone has anything negative to say, you can say it to me. Gossiping is cowardly. If you have a problem, you can say it to me because I can handle it. They have no part in this. 4. My life is not over. For those saying that I have no future now, just know that you're completely and entirely wrong. I'm still a student, I'm still getting my degree in business. I still have a job, an apartment, a life that I love, and a strong network of people that love and care for me. In a way I'm grateful that I've been given an opportunity to see who my real friends are, and it's made my relationships that much stronger.
So, bottom line: you can judge me, you can hate me, you can talk all you want. It's not going to change me or what I stand for, and it's certainly not going to hurt me. Although this has affected the people I love most as well, they also are handling things graciously and they will continue to until this blows over. My one request is that you place the judgement on me and not them, this is not a consequence of how I was raised nor is it a reflection on them in any way, shape, or form.
On that note, enjoy your day folks.
>>8324101
That's the only tolerable british accent if you aren't british though. As a foreigner I love BBC tier brit speech but the rest sounds like garbage.
>>8324652
name?
>>8321537
her outfit was made to do that.
Who the fuck wears hooks on your arm like that?
>>8322371
I want to slap the autism out of her.
>>8325085
She was just on Tosh the other week.
>>8325262
>offered me thousands of dollars
>for a video that would never get published or put out on the internet
this bitch is fucking dense
>>8322560
who the fuck is this goddess?
>>8323579
nerderlands genetically superior in every way.
>>8323559
gay
>>8325070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc
the vid was uploaded on her brother's YT channel. the channel is still up.
>>8325254
easily the best thing ive seen today
>>8325262
>literally has sex for money
>claims she is not a whore
God, I hate women so much.
>>8323570
underrated post
>>8325262
>you're mistakes
you are mistakes???
>>8325140
I think that's Ella Hughes
>>8319909
I already lost.
>>8325144
>he doesn't know
>>8322389
Not everyone's a fat fuck like you
>>8323579
>white
>>8325282
...C'mon man.
>>8325254
>
name of song?
>>8325548
Don't worry, he knows.
>>8325571
Jesus fucking christ someone stick in dick in her mouth so she will shut the fuck up my fucking ears hurt now
>>8324237
Game of Thrones, that's where I know her from thanks
>>8322560
seriously who is that
>>8322767
fuck off, you dont understand what going on in this thread fapfag
>>8322371
This just proves the point that skinny sexy people look good doing anything.
>>8325718
However it also goes to show the importance of well-groomed hair, fashionable and well-fitting clothes, etc.
>>8325234
How did you notice that?
>>8324281
her name isn't Emma Lee, it's emma rohan. she just had to change it on her jewtube to protect her identity from people like me
>>8325254
Song name?
>>8320863
will you please just off yourself
>>8323579
desire to assassinate dutch ronald reagan rising
>>8325271
The way I'm reading her lips, it sounds like she has a hot ass accent.
>>8320801
Autism
>>8323922
this is fucking with my head thanks
>>8321244
>tfw birthday coming up
>>8322886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1f5MBWoRl8
