Small penis thread
>>8316752
maorrrrr
>>8316731
what a champ
>>8317218
>deepthroating it
this thread makes me feel better for myself but then that's ruined by all the other threads
>>8317151
That's average for a chink dick.
>>8317305
Not many women actually care about the size of your penis. It's mostly a fetish for men who are sexually confused or trolling.
>>8317369
Keep telling yourself that, anon.
>>8317366
Chink is Chinese. He's Japanese. Get your epithets right.
>>8317369
what? girls love to talk shit with each other
they shit all over you to their friends just to pass the time
>>8317373
You probably think that people actually turn gay from the threads about cocksucking too. Whatever gets you off bro. It's cool.
I think I apologize for this next batch in advance
>>8317383
Hahahahahah
Thanks for the laugh anon
>>8316724
That's small? FML
>>8317651
What's the story with this guy?
>>8317937
IIRC he ran some sites for Diabolic while living and working with Chico Wang, who by all accounts was super crazy but he made the best cum swallowing videos for the Down the Hatch series. Chico would film the Minion getting fucked by girls and put it up on one of their sites.
Chico OD'd on methadone in a motel after his wife, Haley Paige, died under mysterious circumstances. He allegedly used to pistol whip her and one day he brought her to the hospital dead with no obvious signs of trauma and toxicology was negative.
Minion wrote a blog post about his last encounter with Chico here: http://www.ishootporn.com/901/today’s-guest-blogger-the-minion-and-his-final-chico-chronicle/
Good shit.
I have a large penis, just throwing that out there.
>>8318104
pics?
>>8316745
Sauce or name of grill ?
>>8316731
Sauce?
Are all these dudes on MDMA or something? Can't get hard, shit.
>>8316743
is that sofloantonio
>>8318463
nerves, i've had the same problem
The dude is an anon...apparently he has a knack for getting chicks to blow him
>>8320528
>>8319442
here's a few more
>>8316724
I think I need to remember to be more thankful that I have a slightly above average peepee. XD
my small dick having luck
>>8320532
I'm lollin here...the way she's looking at it in that video is killing me. Maybe the first time she saw a clit that big
>>8320580
lol
>>8316752
so fucking smug
>>8320580
That dude has a totally average penis. That's not small.
>>8322912
Those teeth could cut concrete
>>8322929
I think they'd disintegrate if they hit soft bread.
>>8317792
Sorry bro
>>8322912
Shame shes fucked up on the outside and in the head, seems like a nice girl.
what if I told you that the average dick size is 5.2 inches
The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>8323084
careful there, supreme gentleman
>>8320532
I remember that thread.
>>8320532
That's not a micropenis, a micro penis is like 1-2". He's at least 3
>>8319415
i hope :c
>>8317395
This is a pretty glorious clip
>>8323977
Micropenis is defined as atleast 2.5 standard deviations below the mean, which means 3.5 inches or less for adults.
This guy looks really close. It's hard to tell - if the girl is above average height/hand size, maybe not.
If she is below average height/hand size then it very well could be a micropenis.
Not that this determination really matters at all.
>>8319202
Half Life 3 confirmed
>>8324053
I guess not, either way it's a baby dick
>>8323977
Medically, maybe not. But if the girl said to one of her girlfriends "I gave a handjob to a guy with a micropenis last night" and showed them this video, I bet 0% of them would be surprised by the size
>>8316734
this one makes me lol
>>8324817
That's just a flaccid penis...bro could be a normie when hard
>>8324838
i know, but the face remy makes and shit
it's just funny i dunno
>>8322912
that guy got herpes for sure
>>8318470
I won't lie, that's totaly me when I am getting blown by cheap ass pornstar
>>8322912
That is someone's child.
Baby dick bump.
>>8325049
Idk mines 5.6 bp , 5.2 w/o and looks smaller than that. Maybe camera angles
>>8316724
Why is hot girls fucking fat/nasty dudes not a category on porn sites?
Shit is one of my biggest fetishes but I only come across it every once in a while. Old+young and interracial are the closest there is.
>>8325483
We're all someone's child
>>8326780
Just Google the minion
Can someone post the one of the girl riding the guy complaining about his size? She makes comments to another girl in it, like when he puts his hands on her.
>>8317369
Fuck.
It's hard to tell but I think my dick is about that size.
>>8329377
Eh, so what?
>>8330837
Does anyone else feel like getting blowjobs with a micro dick would feel amazing?
>>8331157
I was wondering if a larger dick feels more pleasure when compared to a small one.
Bigger = more skin, therefore more pleasure?
![[GloryholeSwallow] 2012-11-23 - Shelby’s 8th Glory Hole Visit.webm](https://i.imgur.com/CcIeNE4.jpg "[GloryholeSwallow] 2012-11-23 - Shelby’s 8th Glory Hole Visit.webm")
>>8331346
Nah, pleasure comes from stimulation of nerves in the "dick region," the important factor however is how many nerve endings per square inch there are. Which usually is pretty consistent among humans.
>>8321788
that shit is ridiculously short!
>>8316749
>choking on it
>toppest of keks.
>>8332394
Jeez, it makes me uncomfortable how she is rubbing his dick with just 2 fingers.
what is the length of this dick?
i have a 4.5 inch dick. Am I short?
>>8332419
yes
>>8332419
sorry, I meant to wrote small.
>>8332424
what are they thinking?
>>8326780
Not really,the male blacks in interracial have similar proportions of ripped and out of shape to white male actors
Are small dicked guys really fucked?
Why any woman would fuck a guy with a 4 incher rather than a 7 incher?
>>8321788
Where do you live bro? She looks very familiar...
>>8332451
I'm 4.5 inches with decent thickness. I get laid. Confidence helps more than you can ever imagine. Having a small one fucked me up for a long time. Now I don't care and I get laid. Don't try to get with shallow bitches who have no personality, learn how to please a woman, and like yourself and develop a good personality and you can get laid plenty.
>>8322912
>Huge smile "Just a dollar!"
>Being super excited to be giving head
>Chats it up
>cutest whoops before licking the rest of the cum off his dick
Omg how does such a sweet girl get so low like this?
I woulda wifed her pre crack days
>>8332443
It's still degrading.
>>8332451
Why would any woman fuck a poor person instead of a millionare? Why would any woman fuck a fat guy instead of someone who works out? Believe it or not, you don't have to be perfect to get laid.
>>8319207
oh come on this must be avarage
>>8332440
I don't understand your question.
Are you asking why anyone would be naked on a beach?
>>8316731
Looks more like a limp dagger than a small dick (boner)
>>8332838
It is. Slightly above average, probably.
>>8332464
I've got a 9 inch long by 5.8 inch thick cock, and I'm an ugly fucker, but I try and it's again the confidence what helps, korrek
>>8333559
>Who did he blow to get his bent, tiny penis on screen?
He was her boyfriend and she would only fuck him on camera. That has ended, though because she's taking all kinds of strange cock now.
>>8317640
>that stroking technique
kek
>>8332309
For the love of the Almighty, MOAR!
>>8321788
>tfw there is hope
>>8332451
when you become a functioning adult you discover there are things more important than dick and tits size in a relationship. Unless you only hang out with retarded sluts, but even them will realise it after hitting their 40s, but then it will probably be too late.
>>8328040
As far as we know, you charge more then a dollar to suck cock.
>>8335072
Alpha as fuck
>tfw micro dingus
>no real ambition
>quit my job 3 months ago, saved enough money to keep going for another 10 months
Having a small benis really does a number on your mind, like even if I somehow got with the most perfect girl that loved me for who i am and didnt care about my dick, i would still be unhappy.the massive insecurity that it creates just makes me feel like a non-male, i mean i feel like a giant weakling, and scared to death of what a woman might think of me if she knew. It's frustrating more than depressing, knowing that you cant do anything about it, knowing that was just a defect, knowing people will harshly judge for something you have no control over.
But when its all said and done, ya have to give a shout out to the good lord above, for all the wonderful entertainment that the 21st century has to offer and the sole reason this lil' trucker keeps on truckin', if it wasnt for video games, anime, and movies, i probably would have called it quits a long time ago
its hella depressing knowing i'll never fuck with the shit i got
>>8335488
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
You're right about the entertainment thing in the 21st century.
Could you imagine being depressed in the 1700's? Horrible thought.
>>8335488
Yeah, try being 5'6", obese, ugly, and with a 2 inch dick. Even if I lost the weight, I'd be hideous. I've just come to accept that I'll never be with a woman in my life.
Nothing we can do but just enjoy what we can enjoy before we either kill ourselves or die of loneliness.
I lost 150lbs and the fat was hiding an extra 2 inches. That still makes it just under 6 inches though. Was pretty cool desu. No loose skin either.
>>8336387
Ahh, the good old liberal historicist meme.
>small dick thread
>all the dicks are 4 to 7 inches still
Why do they do this? That isn't small, that's literally what the majority of men have. Small would be smaller than 3 inches. I feel like this shit is made to discourage average sized men.
>>8324058
top kek, underrated post
>>8332309
sauce for the love of god
>>8335488
My wife and I have been nudists and swingers for years now. I have seen tens of thousands of penises. I can tell you that sizes of flaccid penises are all over the board. Same goes with erect ones. There is a girl out there who will enjoy your penis... we see it all the time.
>>8336538
me too my man, its a test of iron mind, be thick skinned, and you will be thick dicked.
that really sounded alot better in my head..
>>8332838
it's like 7 inches lol
Is this average?
>>8336775
Above average (I am the nudist/swinger from above and I've seen many thousands).
>>8317159
boy, she's really into it...
>>8330837
a misplaced nipple
>>8317639
wtf did i just watch -.-
>>8322912
sad
>>8335042
Virgin idiot.
>>8336980
No woman would ever stay with a man with a 2 inch dick. She will eventually cheat.
>>8317619
Who is she?
>>8316734
Remy lacroix comes to suck your dick.
Can't get hard.
Dreams ruined.
>>8333559
Why are you mad that someone with a small cock is to be featured in porn?
>>8337003
I don't think you understand, dick size is irrelevant. Women cheat indiscriminately because deception is a natural facet of their nature.
>>8337080
No, you don't understand. A woman can never be satisfied by someone with a 3 inch or smaller dick. It's just basic fact. They won't be happy and will just end up cheating on you.
Same as how all women want to sleep with black men at some point in there lives because black men provide the best sex. It's just pure facts.
>>8337127
What the fuck? Is that woman pregnant?
>>8337073
Not mad. Just... confused I guess. It was explained that he was the boyfriend of one of those useless performers who only works with their SOs.
this is so depressing, at least these guys are getting some.
>>8336775
In wich country this video was made?
>>8337219
The usa and its my ex
>>8337227
She looks a familiar girl, but in Chile
>>8337248
Naw shes black white and mexican and we live in the northern usa.
Am I the only person who cant see full file names in chrome after an update? It's making finding my own shit a pain.
>>8316724
>>8316731
and
>>8316734
Are the ones I'm looking for. Or, if anyone can tell me how to get back that little tab on the bottom left that displays full filenames, that'd be nice too.
>>8337248
here have a link to me fucking her
https://mega.nz/#!jdkRRb7Y!zhVCLHS8Sk-gx4Ob6Pl7hbCUTENN9KTOLqAVeFL9Flk
>>8316731
Whats it feel like to have your dick sucked while flaccid? By the time my dick even close to being sucked, jerked, fucked it's already semihard.
>>8332335
Good one
>>8337354
pretty awesome actually...
it's worth it to think of dead kittens really hard and make it go down so she can then fit the whole thing in her mouth... for a little while
>>8317144
this looks like a girl i'm in love with that i work with and i will do anything for her name
>>8317218
sauce pls?
>>8322912
guy better have cut his dick after that video
>>8317218
"deepthroating it"
more like front mouthing it
>>8332446
link pls
>mfw tiny dick
>have a fetish for it
>want my girl to make fun of my dick while she blows me
>too embarrassed to tell her
>>8322912
Kind of glad most of the comments are about how sweet this poor girl is.
>>8332361
Sauce?
>>8322912
Made me sad and kind of killed my boner 3/10
>>8317369
don't believe his lies
>>8329377
Nothing we can do about it so no use worrying.
>>8335488
as someone who has an above adverage dick, who's been "enjoying" a 3-ish year dry spell.
Insecurities about your dick is always going to happen. "is it big enough?" "is what im doing right now good for her?" finding a girl who is capable of telling you what she wants you to do is so difficult, but i imagine it makes sex so much less stressful
>>8338712
Yeah. When it seems like a person just got dealt a bad hand... We're not all monsters.
Still wouldn't let her near my dick, though.
>>8321788
Thanks for the confidence boost anons. I dont feel too bad at all now. Bigger than all of these people at least
>>8332356
ok good to know, I'll use "ridiculously short" instead of just "small" the next time I post my dick... not
>>8339456
You should, at least that would be a fair way to prepare the ones who are about to watch it. That dick isn't doing "small" justice.
>>8323084
Hahah best of keks
>>8331346
> over 8 x 6 inches
Pretty big I guess
I've never had a girl who could come close to deep throating. I like smaller girls and my last gf couldn't get passed the head of my dick with her small mouth + my large girth. I've never had a good blow job, they are always just meh.
>Mfw I still wish I had a bigger dick
>>8339136
When I first met my wife, I wasn't able to please her. At first I thought it was me. What worked for me was asking my then gf to masturbate together with me. I learned at that point that she never came with anyone and didn't know how. It took years of her learning to relax and enjoy the moment, pay attention to the pleasurable feelings masturbation brings and let herself get to orgasm. Once she figured it out, I took over and now I can make her cum regularly. It was a long process and kind of depressing but it was worth it. Had I not cared, she may have gone her whole life without ever having an orgasm. I think many women do.
>>8340237
>6 inches of circunference
Isnt this like, to little if compared to the lenght?
Would you say you have a pencil dick?
>>8338695
Just tell her. Danced around this shit with my wife. Now she makes fun of my dick when I want, and I call her a cum dumpster, or whatever shit she wants me to say to get her to cum. It makes sex awesome for both of us
>>8337082
I'll bite at this terrible bait
Women cheat no matter what, I'm very very decently hung with most girls saying I'm the biggest they've had. I've been cheated on many times in fact girls are MORE likely to cheat on a guy with a big dick than an average
Also, sure maybe a girl wants to fuck a black dude once, but I've fucked a LOT or races of girls including black. But white people don't wanna marry monkeys unless they are big money markers because let's be honest, that is the most important thing to a women.
http://www.totalperformancemedical.com/bigger-your-penis-more-likely-your-wife-will-cheat
http://www.bustle.com/articles/22778-theres-a-correlation-between-penis-size-and-cheatingbut-its-highly-suspect
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/penis-size-infidelity_n_5200248.html
There's a lot, you can fucking google it
>I'm never going to sexually satisfy anyone I'm ever with
>Being in a relationship with someone is trapping them in a relationship where their sexual needs are never going to be met
>The worst thing I could do to someone I love is be intimate with them
>>8317381
>thinking there's a difference
wow you topcuck
>>8339136
>>8340289
Jesus christ guys it's not that fucking hard to talk to a girl about what gets her off. I couldnt how many times I've talked to a girl I've just fucked about what she liked and didn't like after we love fucked while having coffee in public. They are usually open if you're persistent. Just don't say shit like "is that okay?" "What can I do for you??" "PLZ RESPOND" be confident but inquisitive. "You liked when I [sex act] didn't you Hahaha... but did you like it better faster or slower? Which position did you like the best?" My last gf told me I rubbed her twat too hard which was a good thing to know
>>8340536
Welcome to the sad "5 inches Club"
>>8340569
>5 inches
I would actually kill someone if it meant I could be at least that.
