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Damn, i hate myself!

>>8187705 done it
>>8187707 done it
>>8187708 boring

>>8187727
I've done all 3 and you sir ate full of shit. Boring my ass

Lol done emz

>>8187705
I didn't came on this board to feel god dammit !

>>8187727
>trying to show off on an anonymous image board.
top kek m8

>>8187734
>what is personal preference?
when you get an higher iq than chromosome count you might realize that.

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getting jerked off while in another girl through her ass

>>8187762
I.....I....... oh my...

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my dream is fuck in public, but I don't have the balls...

>>8187768

If your the one that doesn't have the balls then it should be easier, nearly any guy should be willing to do you in public

>>8187762
man that has always been my dream

>>8187727
Captain Coitus is here yall

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I'll never get to marry/fuck/impregnate/worship Mal

>>8187762
New fetish acquired.

>>8187879
does it have a name, just googling "anal fisting handjobs" isnt giving me what i want

>>8187762
Good lord, I never knew that was possible.

>>8187734
What can I say, I never been into titty fucking

>>8187774
tfw you'll never be the cook

>>8187879
HAHAHAHAHA

it's almost like "New character unlocked"

>>8187987
im impressed

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>>8187705
i don't have a gif but getting rimmed by one girl whilst getting a blowjob from another, that shit is never going to happen, hell just getting a girl that's into rimming is probably impossible

>>8187987
monkey see monkey do

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a fucking harem... only one woman is already hard to me.

>>8187762
is he getting a handjob?

>>8188191
That's where black girls come in

They do anything

>>8187762
"hey hun, have you seen my keys?"

>>8187705
anal in general
feels bad man. cocks too thick.

>>8187705
Ive had a threesome anon. Easy if you have an open minded girlfriend and a Tumblr girl friend who is a whore. I will never have one again though, too sweaty and not enough stamina.

>>8187762
done

>>8187705

Speak for yourself. Threesomes fucking rock;

>>8187727

I know what you mean by boring; these virgin fags won't know.

tl;dr threesomes in porn are horrid.

>>8188858

Ha! I didn't last long my first time. They exhausting as fuck. After several times though, you get a natural motion to is AND one on one sex becomes better.

>>8187705 Done it
>>8187707 Done it
>>8187768 Done it (not on a freeway overpass, but in many public settings)
>>8187987 Must try
>>8188436 Want this so bad. Pulling a threesome is hard. 4+ is nearly impossible unless you pay bitches.

>>8187762

I've done something similar, but it was cock in ass hand in vagina. Very nice. Need to try this variant.

>>8188436

Any more than three girls is overkill.

>>8187705
fuck you OP, right in the feels :(

>>8187812

>>8187705
My wife is in the process of picking which one of her friends edge she wants to have a threesom or maybe even a foursom with. She's pregnant now so it won't happen til after the baby but I'll be having really good birthday or Christmas this year, that's for sure.

>>8187774
Doesn't he say "I'm the Cuck"? Would make much more sense.

>>8188436
sauce?

>>8188869
>>8188869
Agreed I would rather a one on one. The only reason I agreed to my gf's request to doing it was purely for bragging rights of getting to say that I had a threesome in my teenage years.

>>8187705
>Things you will never do

Well, not with that attitude, that's for certain.

>>8188959

It was a Steven Seagal reference.

>>8187705
Right girl name?

>>8189179
Holly michaels

>tfw have never had sex and never will
porn will sate me i guess