Can we get a dirty talk thread?
>>8086056
>>8086056
>>8086056
woah
this is some next level porn right here
jesus
fkn cinema
>>8086056
like
even the music is some good shit
>>8086056
If Swallow Salon was a real franchise that used frequent drug and STD testing the economy would fixed within a fortnight
>>8086056
I never drop sauce, but i had to find it..you're welcome
http://spankbang.com/au5x/video/aria+alexander+swallow+salon
>>8086080
sauce on video please??
IRL I have such a difficult time coming up with spontaneous dirty-talk that doesn't sound corn-ball. Girlfriend starts talking dirty and says "Oooh, your dick is soooo big."
>y-y-you too
>>8086276
Next time, say something sexy back like "your vagina is huuuuuge", bitches love that
>>8086711
yuuuuge big beautiful wagina
>>8086263
based anon
>>8086276
oh yeah you like that? you like that you fucking retard?
>>8086276
I love when my bf tells me how tight I am, or he'll get close to my ear and whisper all heavy and tell me how good I feel or that I'm dripping and soaking him. Sends me over the edge. Try something like that?
>>8086056
Welcome to the Velvet Room...
>>8086061
she sexy doe
>>8086056
It's like a virtual brothel
>>8086263
what's with the fuckin david bowie music lol
>>8086056
why dont you eat shit you fucking stupid bitch
>>8086061
>Larkin Love
Bitch makes me so hard the density of my dick causes light to bend round it
>>8087561
lmao. Thanks, sir, that comment got me.
last one I got boys
>>8087561
>>8087607
sauce?
>>8087634
You done good, can I get a source on this one?
>>8087653
This man sounds like h3h3
>>8087640
kek
>>8087640
>mfw I'm actually scottish
>>8087721
noooooooooo you ruined it
>>8087721
Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!
>>8087662
sauce for the love of god
>>8087640
good shit
>>8087618
does anyone have sauce for this?
>>8087596
who is this
>>8086269
http://hornbunny.com/videos/cum-in-mommy-son-997.html
>>8086263
You are a god among anons, thank you
>>8087862
lily labeau
>>8087561
>Powergirl cosplay
Too far, Larkin, that's Siri's domain.
>>8087855
Jules Jordan Faces Loaded for Riley and Private Fantasies for Samantha.
>>8087668
http://www.xvideos.com/video13359503/perfect_redhead_blowjob_and_handjob
>>8087640
I came here to laugh not kek. Goddammit.
>>8087647
Can't stand the dude going "uunnghhhhh" after everything she says
>>8087589
Am I the only one who watched that and thought of Bernadette from Big Bang Theory...
>>8087596
This reminds me of a friend of my ex and gets me every fucking time
>>8088065
thanks doood
>>8087653
>stop at 0:07
can't stop laughing now. Somebody kill me, please
>>8087730
this made me laugh really hard
idk
why
>>8088802
hahaha, omfg
>>8086056
Fuck this is cringy
>>8087721
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>8087862
http://xhamster.com/movies/2747932/blonde_short_haired_joi.html
>>8086056
If this is not how you are received in heaven, then what's the point of being a christian:
>>8086056
>http://spankbang.com/au5x/video/aria+alexander+swallow+salon
I'm really conflicted with this. She's hot, the camera is great, and the calm setting is also great. Peaceful blowjob of the gods.
And then the slurping and gagging comes out like she's a creature from something Lovecraft wrote. It's so ridiculous that it becomes funny. I shouldn't be laughing while watching this girl work such a suspiciously flaccid cock.
>>8086276
>your pussy is so wet
>your pussy is so tight
>your pussy is hugging my cock
>your pussy is squeezing my cock
>your pussy is suffocating my cock
>your pussy is dripping down my balls
>feel me inside of you? reaching the very back of your little pussy
>do you like it when I pull your hair while I fuck you?
>do you like it when I choke your neck while I fuck you?
Etc, get creative and mix it up
>>8088030
>Siri
SHE DID A POWERGIRL COSPLAY
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>8086056
I really really liked this one
>>8086725
no one fucking cares stop polluting my fucking environment faggot.
you're so fucking cool.
>>8087640
is there a version without the "limmyshow" being spammed in it
>>8086263
I came so fucking hard. those eyes jesus
>>8089906
is the audio from anything?
and is there a version of this without the guy jerking off?
>>8087721
>ACK!
what's some good music to fap to?
i like music where the lyrics literally tell you to jerk off
but that's pretty rare
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55bb291b80ba2
>>8090399
I got it from here, so dunno. sorry, I'd love to have a version without the guy too, but there are many similar videos just with girls. That's the only webm of these that I have.
>>8090434
Sauce ?
>>8090754
read the filename, newfriend
>>8090434
Haha, what the fuck
>>8088802
HOLY SHIT
>>8090434
Ava Devine is the fucking queen of dirty talk! It just flows out of her like some sort of power source, without any thought for cohesion or uniformity, it's just a load of fucking nonsense and it's beautiful.
>>8090135
hahahaha geezus
>>8091319
I like my dirty talk to be more prepared, but that's me
anyways, those tits too fake in any other camera angle
it's hard for me to get into that
>>8087589
>someone posted the first webm i ever made
Feels good
glad you liked it
>>8090434
>0:10
holy shit, it's just like the main screen of Mario 64
Anyone got the webm (or sauce) of the two girls dressed like cops ?
It was a joi video, with the girls playing a game of "red light/green light"
>>8088802
hahahahaha
>>8089066
it's genuinely funny
>>8086056
wow
that was the comfiest porno I have ever seen
I was almost too relaxed to jerk it
>>8086056
Shes Aria Alexander
>>8086056
Need the fuckign full video im feeling the aesthetic of this a lot and i 'd reallyl like ifa you hgave me the fuckign soruc.e..100for that viode man
>>8094429
Who is this?!
>>8087730
What is this from
>>8094436
clare richards
>>8094535
>clare richards
My fucking hero
>>8089961
I'm trying to jerk off to this video but whenever she makes a noise I laugh because of this post.
>>8087561
You masturbating might be the real cause of those gravitational waves
>>8090135
HAHAHA fuck m8 I came here to fap not kek
>>8087721
LOL
>>8090229
sauce?
>>8087640
AH holy shit hahaha fuck you
>>8093469
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8087640
Feathers are actually heavier than the steel. You also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds to get the feathers.
SHE TOLD ME " I WANNA SLEEP WITH YER COCK IN MY MOUTH" ONE OF THE SEXIER THINGS I HAVE HEARD YET..
Thread's gonna die unless you make more webms, OP
OC can save a thread
>>8087561
godamn sauce please....need to explode on my monitor
>>8095153
Fuck
>>8087662
avy lmao
>>8094313
>> written with left hand
>>8087640
thanks for ruining my fap
now my sides hurt
>>8087640
WAIT JUST ONE GOD DAMN SECOND. IS THAT FALCONHOOF?
>>8094535
No I was talking about the guy
>>8094429
>starts counting the bongs
>>8095820
u wot m8?
>>8087721
LOST
>>8086056
anymore from swallow salon?
>>8095388
Yeah, Falconhoof is a segment of Limmy's show
>>8087122
So this is what Marie ended up doing
>>8087852
Yo are you fucking10
>>8086260
Same fag or not. This anon is speaking the truth.
>>8087647
this motherfucker sound like a minecraft zombie
>>8097635
Cannot, unhear!
>>8089245
this shit was fuckin great
>>8097635
fuck dude
>>8087640
That is some precision thread derailment, mate.
>>8086056
http://www.cumswallowingmovies.org/swallow-salon/
Multiple episodes ^^
post rare taintons
>>8087668
ousweetheart
>>8086056
lost already
shit, no idea why that was so hot, but it was.
>>8087589
more of her
G4279F8D
>>8095820
Kek'd and lost erection
>>8086263
Take all my love, anon
>>8093281
Dude, I know that webm. We went to high school together.
>>8086260
It exists in Thailand, basically. Dr. BJ's, google it. Pretty neat place.
>>8095153
aaaaaaaaagh
>>8086260
>a fourteen year old boy's conception of "the economy"
>>8095767
Fucking bongs
boop
>>8100715
I literally live about a 15 minute walk from that place
>>8087596
>Cersie Lannister?!?!!!
>>8103177
how good is it?
>>8101622
Too many Americlaps in these threads
>>8089961
It's the exact opposite for me. I just want her to stop giving me the airline safety procedures and suck a goddamn cock.
>>8094429
>clare richards
Man she just does a lot of softcore dirty talk stuff. Where's the dick (or pussy) for her to rock?
>>8087640
I zozzle'd hard
BAMP
>>8090135
fucking died
>>8089906
cringy as fuck.
screw you fag.
>>8090135
laughing my ass off hahahaha
>>8095767
I don't like this.
It's like she's speaking english but she's not
>>8087647
FOUND IT!! http://porneq.com/video/110806/faces-loaded-2014-web-dl-split-scenes-faces-loaded-scene-4-riley-reid/
>>8090074
That's so cringe, i hope you don't actually say any of that.
>>8106120
u a virgin b
>>8106120
>your pussy is suffocating my cock
>your pussy is dripping down my balls
those 2 are really bad tbf
>>8105516
You're probably just too retarded to understand English
>>8106162
Some accents are hot and some aren't
>>8095767
moar
>>8087561
zozzled
>>8090135
fuckin lol
>>8087766
Top kek
>>8087589
i just came buckets
>>8099696
>>8087730
Dunno whether to kek or cringe
>>8090135
jesus, lol
>>8087730
LOL
>>8105547
Is that a big fuck-off surgical scar?
Why not shoot at the opposite angle?
>>8099696
Dirty talk, and "fuck me harder daddy" type shit is just cringy. Like bitch, shut the fuck up and just take the dick. Anyone else agree? I think moaning and stuff is great though.
>>8095767
Sauce pls
>>8108115
IRL when a girl calls you daddy during sex, it's the hottest thing ever. I love that shit.
>>8090074
>your pussy is so wet
>your pussy is so tight
>feel me inside of you?
Even this one if your girl is more open-minded:
>do you like it when I pull your hair while I fuck you?
ftfy
>>8087730
haha I fucking lost
>>8108790
can someone id the knife ? looks like a Global G2 chefs knife,
>>8095023
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>>8108790
litterally the hottest thing i have ever seen. like ever. i want my girl to do this for me. sh isnt into knife play but she likes to be filled with cum.
>>8086080
>eating dinner on that half circle table
savages
>>8087640
fucking lost it when they brought the scales out
>>8107911
sauce me please
>>8110281
Did she make this for Johnny Depp?
>>8097018
Kek
>>8087640
He seems genuinely upset. My fucking sides couldn't take it
>>8087721
NO FFS §
>>8086056
bro, wtf is wrong with this guy's dick hole
>>8086056
i'm so sorry i had to do this
>>8111352
kek
>>8108182
Natalia Forrest
http://www.xvideos.com/video1653115/jerkoff_encouragement_5
>>8111376
fuck it cut out the best part
>>8089906
i just want more like this
>>8087647
damn this nigga needs to take his phone off of vibrate
>>8108790
http://fr.xhamster.com/movies/4644171/oh_youre_going_to_cum_in_me_or_else.html
>>8086056
I fucking hate it when they use the lights on their eyes like that, looks uncanny valley as fuck
>>8109020
kek
>>8112059
Fucking the internet uses this phrase too much to begin with and now fags like you are misusing it.
Excuse me while I dip my cock in your sister's Cunny Valley.
>>8111418
KEK
>>8111778
this is my nightmare
>>8086276
undefeated posting
>>8086276
my ex use to get so much into it she would say shit like fuck me with my hard pussy. all I could do was laugh and did I mention she's my ex. proof that lulz trumps all in the end
>>8087662
sauce PLEASE
>>8111418
AW SON OF A BITCH
>>8112728
This is my fantasy. Although, being sterile helps.
>>8113514
wrong webm
>>8090135
rip my boner
>>8090628
But you're saying there IS more?
>>8094429
..... the dude sounds like Gavin Free
relevent
http://pt.xhamster.com/movies/3924335/teen_blowjob_confession.html
>>8106969
Who dat
>>8087589
You know its good when youve already got the video but you still appreciate it being posted
I think CEI is gross but I still watch the whole thing. I'm scared that she's close to tempting me.
>>8113881
>holy shit!
>>8087730
either the best or worst dirty talk
>>8093469
>raging boner
>acidental crying laughter
>ded boner, thanks anon.
>all these people complaining about britbongs
made this just for you
>>8113881
>http://pt.xhamster.com/movies/3924335/teen_blowjob_confession.html
deserves porn hall of fame status
I remember a vid awhile ago where reily reid said something along the lines of I want to be a good dirty little whore for you does anyone know what video I am talking about I think it would make the cut here
>>8114165
man
Stacies mom has got it goin on
>>8086080
came buckets after 10 seconds, not sure if video is fucking amazing or i have no stamina.
>>8087634
what is her name?
>>8087640
Shame limmy is a white knight feminist retard. He's funny.
>>8087730
Scottish dirty talk is the worst
>>8089961
I'm now laughing my ass off because of the gagging. Thanks fäm.
>>8114165
Both these girls have a musical quality to their voices... Fuck. Sauce, someone, for the love of God.
>>8086056
Sauce? Please!!!
>>8114464
Learn to browse responses, newfriend.
>>8114351
You have to be over 18 to post here.
>>8111418
AYYYY
FUCK YOU ANON holy shit, my sides
>>8114351
>>8087640
Sides in orbit.
Every time this thread is made, the OP posts 3 webms and never contributes to the thread after that, I share the same 10 that I always do, which I made from my personal collection, and then the rest of the thread is people complaining about how this fetish makes them laugh
Why is there such low productivity on this board?
>>8095820
>bongs
wtf are bongs?
>>8087649
anyone know the name of her? for research ofcorse