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Are there any of these where the guys aren't betas and actually try to get some?
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>>8039821
This.
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>>8039821
only a handful. I think many are afraid it might be a trap.

you have to be careful when some random stranger invites you in for sexual fun, when the girl is clearly an 8 and you're standing there a solid 5.
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>>8039847
>8
>5
what the hell are you talking about?
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>>8039866
you dont play yahtzee?
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>>8039767
Jesus he was a giant!
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>>8039841
Right like you fuckers would try
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>>8039821
>any of these where the guys aren't betas
you actually think that you wont get fucked over by aids or other std's or get caught in some trap. No free lunch amerifat, no free luch
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>>8039821
>>8039841
>>8039847
I got y'all
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>>8039990
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>>8039821
I'm sure if you were there you'd whip out your ten-incher and rail them right on their doorstep like an alpha
Shut the fuck up anon, you'd be a "beta" (aka have a normal human response) just like everyone else.
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>>8039997
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>>8039990
That dude has a tiny voice for a guy who's fat, 6"2', and covered in tattoos

Also anon you don't have to put noko anywhere anymore 4chan does that automatically now
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>>8039997
more
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>>8039981
surely you carry a condom in your wallet?
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>>8040019
yeah, his voice annoys the hell out of me whenever I see this.

>>8040025
only one more I've seen and it's the same woman and the same guy one night later. Only truly hardcore stuff I've found on the website listed. Woman's username is lilitalian
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>>8040066
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>>8039740
Imagine its a male customer with a female pizza grill
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>>8040034
>condom in wallet
you do know the heat and friction from carrying that in your wallet actually breaks the condom right?
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>>8040034
Condoms ain't 100% buddy, besides, it may be worse than STD you'd be getting
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pizza man here. This shit has never happened to me. Even if it did, I don't got time for sluts. Gotta deliver more pizzas.
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>>8040095
Based pizza man
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>>8040095
I'm ordering pizzas from you, anon.
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>>8040095
I want to eat some pepperoni cheese pizza with you
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>>8040073
I'd watch that porn
>hot 9/10 fuccboi
>average girl, 5-6/10
>dude opens door only in towel
>she gets all flustered and nervous
>he invites her in, goes in other room to get money
>walks back in nekkid w/ throbbing 8-in her
>asks is she minds helping him out
>she "reluctantly" agrees
That'd be nice
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>>8040095

You are literally fucking based, dude. Papa bless you.
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>>8039999
quads don't lie
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>>8040095
thank you based pizza man
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>>8040073
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
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>>8040095
>Making sure the pizza arrives hot and steamy.

Please let me bear your children
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>>8040034
>Hey guys, I carry a condom in my wallet like a big boy!
Gee, it's like you're actually 15.
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>>8040080
Thanks john
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>>8039990
I know this girl
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>>8039740
how the fuck none asks to come in ?

i can't even watch it, fucking cuckery, if a woman would meet me naked i would AT LEAST ask to come in. you don't expect it and shit but wtf

>>8039997
>i'm i supposed to touch you ?
>i think thats how sex works yeah

i mean what the fuck, even the massive dude with tattoos is a cuck
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>>8040428
he actually made the smart move, considering there was a hidden camera, her consent is now immortalized
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>>8040470
i think its all fake

when you get called to other peoples apartments for any kind of service you have to expect and atleast dream about this stuff.

she's naked FOR YOU how do they just walk away
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>>8040413
Post picture proof pls.
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>>8040095
Based bro. Thank you.
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>>8040067
Did they meet up again? These videos made me happy.
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>>8040512
Every pizza/chinese food/whatever/ delivery dude I've ever met was a lifer in their job (I've seriously had the same dude delivering my Chinese for, like, 8 years). They're beta as all fuck.

At first, I was all like, "Cool. Young bro's probably just doing this to pay for college or whatever." Eight years later, though? "Nope. This career move had nothing to do with college."
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>>8040067
0:55

>TFW and facepalm when realizing you've just left your seed in a complete stranger's womb, could be a daddy, and will forever be on the hook for this woman's lifestyle, upkeep, and future pizza deliveries for the rest of your life but you're gonna go with it anyway.
>Dick's doing -all- the thinking that night

XD
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>>8039999
Well, seven incher, but yea.
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>>8040095
Make all dat paper, bruh! Big fat tips for pizzabros doing they job!
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>>8039866
Aren't you supposed to be in school? Summertime is several months away still.
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I'd call the police. I hate double standards.
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>>8039999
Quadsbro speaks the truth! Nothing but betas when that door swings open.
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>>8040077
Cheap condoms
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>>8040707
Just another statistic waiting to happen. But keep the spirit alive, anon! Keep it alive!
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>>8040286
the bitterness is strong in this one
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>>8040095
Mo pies less thighs
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>>8040067
Did he say Ogden? Because I didn't think stuff like this could happen here.
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I don't understand this fetish. All I can think about is how stupid these women are, like they've forgotten rape is a thing and a camera is going to somehow protect them from it. Men with dead end jobs like delivery drivers are probably more likely to take advantage of an opportunity like this.
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>>8039767
>>8039921

Watch it again, the door knob is at her belly and the deadbolt is just below her breasts; this girl is fucking tiny.


God damn that's hot.
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>>8040095
same. pizzas aint going to deliver themselves
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>>8039821
If she would fuck me when I am delivering a pizza, she would fuck anyone, or it is a trap. Either way, nut once and live with STDs or lose my job?

No, just take the money, get back in the car, and crank up the radio on the way back to the store.
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>>8040658
They put a condom on before they started fucking. Why do you think she ran to the bathroom?
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>>8040095
You ever read Snow Crash?
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>>8040428
I met girls that were that easy before. I never fucked them because they probably have massive issues. I'm also not so desperate for sex that I need to pick up any random chance that comes my way. Please don't confuse being a cuck with having a normal attitude towards sex.
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>>8039821
It's not exactly that they're open to fucking, though. They are into the exhibitionism of it, no?
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>>8040631
Was a driver at dominos. Going in to a customer's house for any reason was strictly forbidden. Only time I broke it was when the guy at the door had a broken arm.

Dunno what I'd do if a hot naked chick was begging for it but if these other delivery services have the same rule, I'd be apprehensive too.
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>>8041016
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has anyone got that one where the indian guy gets real feely over i think the italian woman? she like grinds on him ad teases the shit out of him
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>>8041022
That acent
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>>8041016
>19.40 plus tip

I always tip but holy fuck it would really annoy me if someone actually asked for it.
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>>8039990
>it's a porn writer tries and fails to do realistic dialogue instead of just going full OTT like he should episode
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>>8041091
The dialogue from the dude was pretty natural, you can tell he's an amateur. But yeah, the chick was fake as fuck
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>>8040095
this is why men shape society and women are just fuck toys
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>>8041205
>>8041212
the fuck does this have to do with anything?
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>Be me
>Be delivering pizza part time about 8 years ago
>Get sent to a block that is mostly occupied by students
>Get to room, 8/10 girl opens wearing only bikini
>Can hear giggles and music inside
>Hand girl pizza, she turns around and there is a 20 in her bikini bottoms
>"You'll have to get it yourself, my hands are holding the pizza" she says
>Unsure, but grab it anyway
>Giggling continues, girl says thanks for bringing the pizza
>She opens door all the way, about 5 other girls in various degrees of nakedness are inside
>Ask if I can join their evening
>"Sorry anon, it's a girls night only tonight"
>Leave a bit depressed
>Never happened again
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>>8040095
>Would rather have me get my pizza on time than get laid

You are a true hero anon, world needs more people like you.
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>>8040095
you are the hero of the 21st century
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>>8040095
pizza power
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>>8039746
Heh, pretty cheeky pizza guy
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>>8040095
Based pizza man, if we were all like you, this would be an utopia
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>>8039756
omg those tits are so perfect!!!!!
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>>8039767
UNGH SO CUTE
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>>8041070
>19.40 plus tip
He fucking asked for a tip.... after that.... FUCKING SCUM
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>>8040095
Thank you for your honor based pizza man
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>>8040095
BASED
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E
D
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>>8039887
ha
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>>8040000

Nice quads, that dude probably gave her teh aids...
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>>8041022

Holy fuck dem titties :O
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>>8040095
You're doing God's work son. Bless you
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Was hoping for so many more of these
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>>8039740
Someone tried this on me when i was working for dominos
She was surprised how hot i was and tried to invite me in
I told her i have better things to do than make her feel better about her shitty life
She started crying and i left
She only tipped 2 bucks.
I made aure every pizza that went out to that address was ghostcut from then on.
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>>8039740
She's one of the girls that actually looks better dressed.
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>>8040073
Maybe that's one of the reason there are so few delivery girls.

Actually, where I live I never saw a delivery girl.
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>>8039821
i'd be super concerned it was a trap or something

who the fuck knows.
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>>8042113

Now I'm curious, anon. WTF is a ghostcut?
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>>8042199
Ahem
Ghostcut
A technique where we lightly run the pizza cutter over the top of the pizza, just enough to cut through the cheese but not crust
Basically it looks like your pizza is sliced but its actually in one huge piece still
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>>8039746
"Stay warm"
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Im yet to see a real one of these where she actually seduces the guy...
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>>8042260
That's because men with jobs have shit to do.
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>>8040095
you're not the pizza man we deserve, you're the pizza man we NEED.
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>>8041000
Trips of truth
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>>8041016
>>8041022

>wouldn't you like that.

time to light the rape scented candles..
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>>8039821
Fucking shut your dumb ass up. People aren't gonna risk their jobs over some random pussy juice. These girls are probably fucking crazy and/or gross anyways.
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>>8040095
Can confirm, that shit never happens. and yes delivering pizzas is more important that sluts.
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What about repair men, they have more time on their hands? Any videos of them being successfully seduced ???
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>>8041016
If u can't come in they can go out to ur car *wink*
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>>8041919
pretty sure they used a condom, looks like it in one of the clips

either way that's was dumb by both of them.
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>>8041205
>>8041212
got more?
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>>8040773
No, he said do you come back here often
Nobody vacations in Ogden dude
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>>8040095
>Be pizza man
>Get sent to a party
>Parties always seem to give either amazing tips or terrible ones
>Ring doorbell
>They trade me a jello shot for the pie
>TFW still got a tip
The coolest thing that ever happened to me delivering pizza
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>>8040095
Now this guy is a real go-getter. He knows how to get ahead in life.
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>>8040059
>>8039990

Same girl, same delivery guy. This looks pretty legit to me....
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>>8041205
>>8041212
More?
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>>8039887
Kek
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>>8041016
that accent is fucking repulsive
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>>8039740
>be pizza man
>go to house
>girls made the order
>one girl does this, others cheering her on
>I keep and maintain a stone face
>all giggling and shit. I'm sure it's a riot for them
>"Your two pizzas, pepperoni and supreme, breadsticks, sauce." "Anything else missing"
>"uh..uh.....uh.no..no that's it"
>"Alright miss, you ladies have a nice night."
>Leave.

Three dollar tip with one of the bills almost ripped in two. What a joke.
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Please, for my dick's sake, can someone post the one of the girl in overalls and nothing else with tits hanging out between the straps?
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>>8043471
Why didn't you enjoy it?
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>>8043507
I work for money.
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>>8043551
another based pizza man
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>>8040975
Kek bro
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>>8041205
>>8041212
completely unrelated, but fuck man give me sauce
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>>8040095
>Oh pizza man, please pound my wanton aching pussy!
>Sorry babe, can't, I got pizzas to deliver.
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Lets see if i can get the order right. If i dont. Sorry lol.
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>>8040675
are you like a cardboard cutout internet tough guy or something?
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>>8040077
what? never had that happen. do you carry them inside your wallet out of the packaging or something? is you wallet filled with condom lube?
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>>8039821
>Betas
Only a virgin or an imbecile would risk their employment for a single shot of getting laid. You really think that their employers won't notice they were missing for 20+ mins that are unaccounted for?
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>>8040000
Aww fuckin spoilers. I can see the thumbnail so while Im watching this to see what happens you fucking ruin it with a thumbnail!
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>>8040066
Wow fucking props to that dude for taking charge and not being as awkward that time around
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>>8040095
not all heroes wear capes
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>>8039752
His door states 2015
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>>8041022 I delivered for years, had several answer in various levels of unclothed. Once the side door, where I was to deliver was glass, Chick was in there blowing the guy on the couch. She got up, came to the door and invited me in. She looked me over and looked at her husband as if to get approval, then aed me if I liked what I saw. I swear I heard 70's slap Bass music in my head. Came in and she sucked me off. I'm no pencil dick and since this situation was weird at best it took me awhile to cum. Whole delivery took an hour. Caught some heat at work but my friends/stoner buddies where the managers so didn't get fired.I think these girls just get really excited and don't know how to show off this weapon of mass destruction that they are blessed with. Most know that the window when everybody wants them is short. Might as well do something crazy and exciting now. One difference is back in my day everything wasn't on film (and we used film) or the web.
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>>8039767
Bitch didn't even tip
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does anyone have the tv repair guy ones?
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>>8040095
Pizza based god
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>>8040975
cyperpunk bike delivery man here

laid up from getting hit by a car like a dumbass

dead end job pay but fuck do i love getting paid to ride around the city

also would accept sex tip but depends on time of day and whether or not its slow at the store
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>>8040095

B A S E D

A

S

E

D
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>>8044855
Nice. During 80s? How old were you and them? Did ghe girl said anything or everything was unspoken? Any goodbye after the bj?
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>>8044707
Only a poor fuck would think pizza delivery man is the kind of employment you have to worry about "risking" rofl
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>>8044793
Not all capes have a hero..
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>>8041172
because a pizza guy can't get laid?
you have a powerful mind for connection making
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>>8042213
devious
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>>8044707
I actually had a boss that told me that if something like this happened that I should "take my time". I live in a college town, so I saw naked girls all the time, only one invite though which I declined cause I also work for money.
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What's with all these faggot delivery drivers complaining about a $3 tip? Nigger you don't make under minimum wage like waiters, you should feel fucking lucky I give you 25% of my fucking order's total cost in tips.
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>>8045805
actually, most places pay drivers under $7. Tips make up most of their pay
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>>8045805
I got paid $5 an hour as a Jimmy Johns driver.
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>>8040095
based pizza god you're doing the lords work
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>>8042213

Literally the devil in disguise.
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>>8041205
>>8041212
Not even on topic

But idgaf, sapucm[p
3
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>>8045805
Which I wouldn't give a shit about if I wasn't providing my own vehicle for my employer.
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>>8041248
teasing the pizza guy. How original
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>>8042113
surely your life is great. I can tell by your need to make the life of others shittier
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>>8042144
why should a woman do such a shitty job like driving around bringing people pizza. They work were many people can see them as a waiter, behind counters, as hostesses...
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i think there was one on efukt where some creepy indian pizza guy was constantly asking her for her phone number
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>>8040126
you should write porn
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>>8044707

Not only that but anonymous unprotected sex with some bitch having sex with pizza guys is pretty fucking risky business.
People might pump themselves up about how alpha they are fucking some random woman who's willingly screwing the random guy who delivers her fucking dinner, but I'm not that desperate.
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>>8045119
Only a poor fuck would be working as a pizza delivery guy, dumbass.
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>>8039752
What's her blog name?
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>>8040095
because of people like you this world has a chance to survive thanks for doing your job
thank you based pizza guy
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>>8045119
Or a student, like I am. My employment pays my bills and I am living week to week while I finish my undergraduate work so losing a job would bankrupt me. Also who the fuck do you think would be working as a pizza delivery guy? You think people earning 6 figures would just do it as a means of picking up?
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>>8039821
I'm pretty sure willingly losing your job for the sake of one fuck of an average-looking woman is one of the most beta things imaginable.
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>>8040095
A real hero
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>>8040095
Why is there not fanart of you yet?
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>>8044630
"no you stupid bitch, I deliver pizzas"
this fucking guy lol
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>>8040428
Easy mark right here.
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>>8039746
i wuold fuck her hard
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>>8040095
SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
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>>8045450
because men are less impulsive than women
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>>8040095
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'Hey you man!' Come!! We have so nice tattoo Masturbating fetuses biting head from hamster with chop suey in dumpster behind abortion place. You come now! No charge! Bring wife!
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>>8040095
thank you based pizza guy
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>>8040095
Save As... -> basedPizzaMan.html
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>>8040095
Frankly it's an honor just to be in this thread with you, based pizza man.
An honor.
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>>8044989
>would accept sex tip
Unbased bro, have you learnt nothing.
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>>8040073
this would more likely end in an arrest
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>>8044664
"you asked for extra sauce"
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>>8040095
This. I did pizza delivery for five years through college, I did it because I was poor as fuck not because I needed to get laid.

It's not like any other poorfag job where you can just fuck around and still get paid, you have to go as fast as you possibly can if you want to actually make fuckall.
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>>8040095
Thanks you for your service, Mr.Pizza
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>>8042113
>her shitty life


You deliver pizzas.
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>>8040095
someone cap this
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>>8042213
YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!!

I KNEW YOU DID THIS!!!
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>Be Pizza guy
>Got bored one time and said fuck it and decided to wear a suit I borrowed from my dad.
>Spend whole shift delivering pizza in uncomfortable suit and with a limerick.
>Get massive tips and people asking for their pizza to be delivered by the "Suit guy".
>Get let go because I wasn't following the company dress code (this wasn't the first time).

Meh, it was fun while it lasted.
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>>8044622
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>>8044630
>>8044635
Oh my fucking god the autism... She's so hot and the premise is perfect but his autism just makes this too painful to watch
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>>8039771
>>8039773
>>8039779
absolutely hot. source?
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>>8042113
And this is a man without a soul.
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>>8039756
EXCELLENT BOOBIES
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>>8040126
>hot 9/10 fuccboi
>average girl, 5-6/10
>dude opens door only in towel
>she gets all flustered and nervous
>he invites her in, goes in other room to get money
>walks back in nekkid w/ throbbing 8-in her
>asks is she minds helping him out
>she calls the police
>he spends the night in prison
>released without bail, trial next month
>day of trial, 65 year old crusty jew judge
>5 years prison for visual assault because pizza girl didnt sign declaration of intent to view (SDIV) form
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>>8040095
based pizza man gives no fucks about whores
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>>8047806
>this wasn't the first time
uh, tell us more!
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>>8040095
Yo someone give this nigga a raise/promotion
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>there are people who are more about keeping their shitty dead end job than fucking hot chicks
top kek
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>>8042113
If I were you I would go in, eat the pizza with her, thank her and leave.
The ghostcut is just overkill dude.
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>>8047806
>Spend whole shift delivering pizza in uncomfortable suit and with a limerick.

you sound like a tool
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>>8039740
I work at a sex store I had a girl come in a stripper and strip down to her pussy, when it was just to her tots I was like sly and playful but she got to her pussy and I got worried about sexual assault inplications. She was trying on lingere. She was average but I stared clear bc I'm up for a promotion and told her to get dressed and she had to leave. I love women but if someone had walked in it would have been my ass.
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>>8039821
>Being this desperate for sex
>alpha
>Pick One
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>>8040067
Dude is hung, no wonder she wanted to meet up again.
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>>8040095
Wow thanks dude
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>>8039866
Fuuuuck in faggot gtfo
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>>8039767
i love her, she's so petite
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>>8039990
if it happens to me, i would run inmidiatly. She probably want to steal your organs or something.

I only know one girl that could do that
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This kid never saw casting couch? Probably virgin he was so nervous for a flat woman. Tell tat slut to grab the back of the sofa, spread her legs and arch her lower back for that close up. She obviously wanted sex after he started taking the pics; it turned her on. Thats why she was asking him what happened with the other time he claims it happened she wanted him to go into detail that they fucked.
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>>8040095
Damn, this guy know what's up.
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>>8040095
REAL HUMAN BEING
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>>8040095
SAMEFAGS
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>>8047766
maybe start tipping fag
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>>8043047
got to chug a craft beer once
>said i should stay a minute cause it was 12% alcho content
>"thanks but got more pizzas to deliver"
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>>8048803
Maybe start being a better pizza boy
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>>8039821
I've seen one before and it was creepy as fuck.

These women are looking for exhibitionist thrill, not necessarily sex with a stranger.
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>>8045805
>vehicular accidents are leading cause of death in america
>pays someone to drive to where you reside
>3 dollars
youre not paying them to give you food, youre paying them not to steal your dog
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>>8040095
fuck yeah based pizza man. gotta keep em hot
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>>8040095
based
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>>8039997
>C-can I touch yer bewbs?
KEK
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>>8046232
Did you just have a fucking stroke man?
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>>8040095
thank mr pizza
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>>8040095
We don't deserve you, Pizza man.
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>>8045805
interesting in my country there's no "tip" for delivery guys, the concept does not exists.

when you place an order they tell you the total, ask you with what bills are you going to pay(so that the delivery guy doesn't carries much cash in him and is murdered on the way) and you pay exactly that.

Some places have a delivery fee but that's it, it's the joint's job to pay their employees, not an extra burden for me
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>>8049471

Being a poorfag I pay online in advance, let the guy walk 60 steps to the third floor where I live, oh pizza kthxbye. Would tip, but only hot girls. Actually they don't deliver pizza.
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>>8049471
Are you from Italy? I heard of someone who tipped a waiter in Italy and he was totally surprised and delighted. Here waiters etc have shitty income and live of the tips of guests
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>>8040095
based man pizza
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>>8040095
You're a real hero anon.
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>>8041016
Jesus Christ, that accent makes my pants tight.
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ITT:
>sucking the pizza mans dick literally and figuratively.
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>>8041022
Is there any damn hollandaise for this? Bitch gives me eargasms.
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>>8040059
>>8040066
>>8040067
could just be her husband or something. This is the perfect scam.
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>>8049975
he deserves it, goddamn hero
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>>8045833
jimmy fist

that place is only worth while if you do bike delivery, seeing as how you don't have to pay for gas and bike maintenance usually only costs a couple hundred bucks a year
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>>8040095
real human bean
and a real hero
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>>8040126

Except I'm sure this counts as rape in some way
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>>8049471
In my city they charge me 10% service charge printed on bill. And the law says tips do not count towards wages, that minium wage already covered them, so no, I won't tip a cent.
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>>8050311
At most sexual assault when you swing the dick.
Only retard feminists think it's still rape when a woman agrees.
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>>8040095
i love you
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>>8042113
>psychopath detected
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>>8040073
Female pizza grills are notoriously hot.
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>>8040095
are you god?
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>>8044668
>>8044665
>>8044664
>>8044660
>>8044655
>>8044651
>>8044648
>>8044641
>>8044635
>>8044630
>>8044626
>>8044622
AM i the only one who thinks she looks/sounds like Piper from fallout 4?
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>>8040095
thank you based pizza man

good people like you bring a smile to my face
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>pizza boy here
>best I got was delivering for a strip club
>some had no bras or panties on
>get called honey by all of them, theyre surrounding me
>get tipped 12 bucks
>gtfo


that's a lot more than I thought I would get, the next time this guy gave me a twenty for a tip, he was trying to show off
people at parties also tip nicely
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>>8040095
I'll be tipping anon.
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>>8040095
Based pizza man is a hero
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