Animal REKT Thread: NO GORE EDITION
>>8003496
I would love to lurk this thread because I think lighthearted animal mishaps are fucking great, but I know one or two people are gonna start posting horrific shit, so... nope
>>8003504
That's why I put "no gore" in the OP.
>>8003509
welp..cant say being pantsed by a bull was on my bucket list but now i can say it is.
>>8003543
>>8003603
>>8003613
>>8003850
Wasn't this actually from a video game?
>>8003850
Kain & Lynch
Awesome game
>>8004034
>>8004041
This is Khabib Nurmagomedov. Undefeated lightweight in the UFC.
>>8003500
one of the saddest things iv'e seen. what a fucking douche this guy needs to suffer so much
>>8003504
me too, I open gifs and webm's carefully these days
my edgy gore days ended years ago, i'm not an edgy tryhard anymore
>>8004089
beat me to it
WAR Khabib title shot when
>>8004233
When he stops taking steroids.
>>8003504
This is precisely why the thread belongs in /wsg/.
If you don't want gore or nudity, then don't start a thread here.
>>8004233
When he's not made of glass anymore
>>8004247
>fighting
>killing
>"safe for work"
Yeah, naw.
>>8004125
thats just an Australian boxing regime, fair dinkum right hook as well
>>8004261
The entirety of this site isn't exactly safe for work.
But if there's no gore or nudity it still belongs in /wsg/.
In fact, you'll find no gore rekt/accident threads there semi regularly.
>>8004283
No. "NSFW" means "NOT SAFE FOR WORK". This isn't hard to understand. This thread is not safe for work. It belongs here. Eat shit, faggot.
>>8004291
Geez where's all the anger coming from autismo?
There's absolutely nothing nsfw in this thread so far, but whatever, hope you enjoy the inevitable gore ya dumb cunt.
>>8004307
And yet NOTHING in this thread is sfw.
>>8004315
Listen dude, you can start a fighting thread, or animal fighting thread, or even no gore rekt thread in /wsg/ and not only will your thread be accepted but if someone does start posting gore you can report, and they will get their posts taken down.
If someone starts posting gore in this thread, no one will do shit because it's not against this board's rules. Get it through your thick shit skull.
>>8004089
… that has not fought in almost two years.
>>8004373
What is happening to the damn cat
>>8003509
kek bare assed defeat
>>8004328
Not that guy, but my major problem with this mindset is that threads like this always get pruned from /gif/ with the mentality that they belong on /wsg/ when a lot of the stuff that pops up in YLYL or rekt threads isn't safe for work at all, so they either have to be PG or not exist.
>>8003500
Animal cruelty.
>>8004653
nerve gas
>>8003498
wow
>>8003516
I lol'd hardest at his dumbass hat flying off
i kno u said no gore but
>>8003500
i fucking keked, but thats not cool
>>8004941
>homosexual detected
>>8004941
you know the little fuckers are invasive and natural plague carriers right? No, of course not. You don't know much at all I bet.
>>8004041
The Revenent audition.gif
>>8004696
I saw a hidef pic of that once in a magazine or on a webpage. Fucking awesome.
>>8003498
HOW DID THAT DOG GET UP THERE?
>>8003500
This guy will get what's coming to him.
>>8004965
3much5me
>>8003513
Which is exactly why dickholes are still going to post it.
>>8004653
A sniper is shooting them
>>8004910
>>8004125
>>8005504
Why exactly are you here?
>>8003504
I guess this is pretty horrific then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVW-IhD45Hs
>>8004207
You might wanna rethink your choice of sticking to 4chan.
>>8004653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZD_I4-ZsD4
It's the fainting goat syndrome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA
>>8005324
Is it some kind of disorder if someone cares more about hurt animals than humans? I always wondered.
I met a customer. A granny and a very grumpy one. She has a cat and some stupid kids cut the tail off. When I spoke to her about it she immediately engaged in rage and spit out stupid shit like cutting off the penises of the criminals.
Is it the same mental illness that makes people think that plants and trees and whatever aren't life? Oh wait this one is ignorance.
>>8005504
Probably skin cancer if he is still stuck in Australia. Hope you donate towards cancer research every once in a while.
>>8005925
The thread is very mild so far. And actually somewhat boring. Too much discussion and whatever. So it will end up going down fast.
>>8004323
Giggled like a little faggot at this.
>>8006369
Actually this is a young one and not an adult.
And it's vice versa. The guy attacked the animal first most likely.
Kangaroos are assholes anyway, as this thread has proven already.
I hope some day all animals will kill us.
You fucking hateful creatures
>>8005333
Fucking retards don't know a raccoon when they see one.
>>8004307
there are animals being killed, captain r-tard.
>>8006421
You do realise that we are animals aswell?
We just happen to be the best earth was capable of coming up with.
Since you are an animal and you hate being this animal and you wish that animals kill us, how about you kill yourself?
Or maybe you take that filthy bait and stick it up your unfunny ass.
>>8003500
that guy is literally master race
Did he cook its heart for dinner?
>>8003500
To the anons saying this is animal cruelty, let's see your leg being torn apart by a kangaroo's claw and then let's see what you have to say
>>8004068
Brutal Australian street fight.
>>8006838
Fuck off, you've probably only seen one in a fucking zoo.
>>8003509
I remember seeing one like this on AFV back in the '90s. The guy was trying to climb out of the ring and the bull caught him by the pants and started yanking him around while he held on for dear life until finally his pants got ripped off. Then he ran off to the gate holding the hem of his shirt down over his junk.
>>8003498
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>8007671
the bear lives
>>8006431
its a god damn jackalope. learn your animals
>>8007160
I was expecting some unbirthing action, but I do wonder if the neck survived being handled that way.
>>8006284
>Is it some kind of disorder if someone cares more about hurt animals than humans?
It's compassion for something innocent, an animal can't defend itself. It's also injustice because an animal is almost always on unequal footing (vs. gun, in cage etc.) It's always an unfair fight.
It's a white people thing.
>>8004907
This.
janitors on /wsg/ are pretty uptight. Even clean YLYL don't threads don't last long before being trashed.
>>8004696
moar like this please?
>>8007723
>animals can be innocent
>they can't be 'guilty'
Why do these people who suffer from disney-syndrome only anthropomorphize animals when they want to see them as 'innocent' and 'helpless' but never will they say 'wow that wild lion just killed a dude who did nothing to him. Oh well he dindu nuffin. Natural instincts, can't blame the poor baby innocent animal!'
>>8007985
I mistyped; *always do they say
>>8004153
Id shit myself
>>8004153
That lion was probably hunting anything due to the leg injury
>>8004153
>>8008033
>>8008054
That's nothing.
>>8007751
>Fucking STOP that fedora shit Eric! If I see that on your head again, you're going back to your father and that trollop
>:'C
>>8008044
this should be shooped into some gta car hijacking clip
>>8006284
>Is it some kind of disorder if someone cares more about hurt animals than humans? I always wondered.
Yes, it's called devolution. Every human is allowed to have offspring, even the mentally and physically challenged, not like in nature, where only the fittest survive. That in addition to having absolute freedom(in most cases) causes abominations to be born. Take a look at the animal kingdom - there're no fucked up animals and even if there are, they're left to die. Humans have the worst gene pool of all creatures on Earth.
>>8008098
What's up with that filename, Anon?
>>8007687
How does that moose look like a fucking jackalope you blind idiot.
>>8003500
>Australian fight club
>>8006838
the strength of kangaroos is vastly overestimated on the internet
>>8008062
what shit shots.
>>8008881
i would say they were nervous and shaking from a lion running at them but what the fuck else where they expecting in africa?
>>8008088
Wrecked two cars and probably walked away. Deer and moose are hardcore, man.
>>8004233
>WAR
Fuck off back to sherdog.
>>8007761
When I was 12 I tried doing this to a friends Dalmation and it left 2 gaping holes in my lip.
>>8008112
He's 12 years old.
>>8003500
In his defense, that kangaroo was caught fucking his girlfriend.
>>8003549
Founder of Kyokushin, Mas Oyama... nice
>>8003498
he lived, saw this on the animal planet long time ago
>>8007767
not real. this is from a comedy skit
>>8008054
Probably stepped into a trap.
>>8004153
When you've got one shot, one opportunity, will you catch it? Or will you let it slip?
>>8003500
that kangaroo would have kicked him to shit and raped his corpse if he didnt fight back. kangaroos arent cute cuddly creatures. they will fucking kill you.
>>8007756
>Castle crashers.gif
>>8009537
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there
Does anyone have the Webm where a guy is in a pit of snakes and just smacks one of them down while the others stare?
>>8003513
This bull is our eternal hero.
Kill all those lazy ass fucktards, gathered to watch him be slowly killed. They are the enemy. Slaughter them and revel in their blood.
>>8004310
too brutal, not cool
>>8011359
pretty much this
>>8007160
ostrich pecked at his trunk first desu
couldn't think of a good name for this
>>8007756
he is not crop dusting, he is crop blasting
>>8003498
Smokeybear.gif
>>8004965
kek
>>8007160
"Listen here you little shit"
>>8003516
lollllllllllllllllllllll
>>8004696
At least the horn went through his mouth instead of further into his skull.
>>8006284
Buttmad
>>8008872
Haha, yeah okay. Says the guy who only gets his info from the internet.
>>8003500
>Tekken The Movie
>>8004913
nope, talcum powder
>>8008112
kek
>>8007723
>an animal can't defend itself
>It's always an unfair fight
>almost always on unequal footing
just stay in cali and vote for Hilary so you can feel important once more
>>8006414
>And it's vice versa. The guy attacked the animal first most likely.
>most likely
so, do you know what you're talking about or not?
>>8003852
>jumps over a car
>>8004153
first shot got his leg... took a second to dome the beast
>>8010680
no shit sherlock
>>8015216
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4bd_1221114309
I am quite certain indeed.
>>8003513
holy shit this is funny as fuck I just woke half the neighbourhood up
>>8003928
Too bad that is from Kane & Lynch 2 which was total shit
>>8006838
First of all, small kangaroo, you can get away from them so easily, second, they were out there looking for a kangaroo to make this vid, they didn't get attacked, their intention was to corner a roo and fight it, faggot
>>8003500
This guy is my hero
>>8003500
This is hilarious
Fucking straya
>>8003504
>>8005504
>>8004910
>>8004125
Jesus Christ, every single fucking thread.
>people getting killed
"OH WOW, TOTALLY REKED, I KEKED, GOT ANY MORE?"
>animals getting killed
*sniffle* " YOU FUCKING EDGELORD, YOU DESTROYED MUH FEELINGS!"
Why do you mongs care more about some animal you've never come into contact with than your fellow human beings? Or if you insist on remaining retarded you could just not visit threads that you disagree with, it's really that fucking simple.
>>8012071
Go listen to "Crusher Destroyer" by Mastodon
>>8007723
>unfair fight.
There are thousands of species that can murder you using only their natural organs. Fuck off.
I'm white go fuck yourself.
>It's actually a dumb people thing.
>>8013877
come awn mate!
come awn mate!
come awn mate!
i tell u wot swear awn me mum!!
>>8003616
If that cub wasnt tamed and chained...
>>8004965
This is the polar opposite of Pavlov's dog... Unbelievable.
>>8009516
This pains me, couple months ago nailed a baby cub. Didn't even see it coming till it was too late. Have the front bumper of my truck off for more front clearance for offroading. Thus frame is exposed completely impailed the cub and pushed it across the road. Fucked up the front end of my truck too. Sad day for baby bear.
>>8004153
Wow, it's been like 15 years since I've seen that one
>>8003857
dude what. no way
>>8017051
Yeah kid. It made the animal channel for a bit
>>8012170
damn. Lion bro lost after mad style points.
>>8015815
white people, dumb people... dame difference really
>>8017011
My buddy clipped one this fall while I was with him. Shattered its entire pelvis, was mewling and trying to crawl away. Had to put it down with one behind the ear.
I was in tears. I seriously held its paw while I shot it. It was looking me right in the eye. Oh fuck, the feels. I felt like I was putting down one of my kids.
>>8008044
Thug life
>>8017137
FÃ got
>>8013877
>/int/
>>8004233
khabib title shot when he stops training at aka so he doesn't break his shit all the time like retarded cain just did for the 50th time.
>>8003496
kek... I used to watch this show when I was a kid
>>8003850
Fake
>>8003496
I think I can find a couple.
>>8017362
>>8007985
because that makes sense. an animal doesnt know better, its not evil. a human can be evil because it knows better
>>8007751
>Stop this euphoria shit in this instance!
>>8017364
>>8017373
>>8017376
>>8017383
>>8008071
sauce?
>>8017386
>>8017389
>>8017389
Kek black people are so cheeky
>>8017394
>>8017397
>>8017400
Bro tortoise is bro tortoise.
>>8017403
>>8017404
>>8017411
>>8017404
fucking jap had to bother the little guy
>>8017405
>Animals rekt thread
>no gore
>adult gif
what kind of pussy shit is this?
>>8017416
>>8017419
>>8017426
>>8017432
>>8017437
>>8017417
>>8017436
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
>>8017436
yeesh, poor bug.
got ate fron the ass-end
>>8017389
>that alien on the back of the mom at the end
>>8017609
holy shit, what the fuck is that?
>>8007767
Kek'd at the file name
>>8003516
I like how those two guys sitting there are not phased at all
>>8017633
grass from the little nigs foot moving around once its up
>>8017454
I lost
>>8010680
Wrong. They were filming vine but he actually broke it by accident.
>>8003857
Bullshit
>>8015648
I actually liked 2 overall.
Had an adrenaline rush to it I thought was cool. Just the problem was it was so different from the first.
>>8013877
That lemur wanting to play is fucking adorable
torturing animals is a symptom of being a nigger, if you get off on animals being tortured your ancestors fucked niggers and you have nigger blood in you, just sayin
>>8017118
>he says while egregiously misspelling a four letter word and failing to notice it on such a short post
>>8017436
insects are fucking scary man
>>8017898
'Murica has soooo many redneck niggers. Texas is filled with them.
>>8003816
haha thats one tough dog, i would know because of that tail wiggle while fighting
>>8017899
dubs comes through, a shining beacon of truth
>as usual, I might add.
>>8012157
kek
>>8011096
>Trying to sound tough
Go to Africa and see if you can leave the city you flew into without dying.
>>8004653
Pretty sure those kittens died as they got older and whatever the fuck they had got worse.
>>8017403
i bet they are talking about going to the gym while his chubby bro was on a lazy day
>>8017414
have you eaten a giant fish eye ball? this is how it will look like, i know cuz i like eating fish eye balls
>>8017454
That looks like David Icke
>>8012130
hoooooly kek
>>8017732
if you watch, Its a crab that was on the baby when it gets pulled out of the water
>>8009622
cuck internet defense force please go
