post what you got
>>7955316
It's almost like the sticky doesn't even exist
I win.
>>7955618
I demand sauce
>>7955614
huh, that's weird: I bonered, yet I still feel like I'm winning.
>>7955410
SAAAAAUUUUUUUCCEEEEE
>>7955618
Lost
Any sauce on that?
>>7955681
Sauce on song?
Question - Does it count as "you lose" if you already had a boner going into it?
Is it "you get a boner, you lose" or "you have a boner, you lose"? Because clearly you can't get a boner if you already have one, but if it's just having a boner it can be for something completely unrelated.
>>7955693
Upper left corner dumbass
>>7955410
I saw the file name and was hoping Intel's start screen noise was in it
>>7955618
http://de.xhamster.com/movies/3165046/joi.html?from=video_related
Are there actually people that come to this board flaccid?
I'm still winning
>>7956016
I come here sometimes for the ylyl threads
>>7955623
There is nothing sexy about AIDS
>>7955693
there was a thread about 3-4 weeks ago. don't have source. sorry
>>7956054
>delusions.exe
>>7955681
I AM SO AROUSED AND ALSO INTERESTED IN THE PRODUCTS I SEE AT THE SAME TIME LIKELY DUE TO MY AROUSAL
I WILL NOW TAKE TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO FIND PRODUCTS OF THE SHREDZ BRAND AND BUY ALL OF THEIR PRODUCTS
>>7956545
#capitalism
>>7956433
>banging random sluts to the weeknd
this one is too real for me.
well no boner so I guess I win?
>>7955618
kloe kane
for a while she was escorting in the uk but not seen her around for a while, last i saw of her she had shaved her head, probably lost her mind
>>7956589
I already had a boner when I came to this thread so I also win.
>>7955614
sauce?
>>7955410
My dick is the exact shape of his. Do people think it's too much of a curve?
>>7955614
Athetic girls are a double edged sword. They're hot but they're always super high maintenance and nearly always horrible sluts since they can get men easily.
>>7955889
You are overthinking it
>>7956433
Definitely shouldnt cum in a woman when she says that
- New dad
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rqpd0_two-slutty-teens-booty-shaking_fun
>>7955410
sauce??
>>7956433
lost so now i need the source
>>7955614
Oh thats hawt...a woman that can support herself ;) ...let the hate come
>>7955614
my god that form is fucking terrible
>>7958651
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5625f52e17418
>>7959018
Thank the gods someone else noticed.
>>7957617
No one actually cares that much.
>>7956585
Seriously I don't think i could keep it up through that song specifically.
>>7957617
It's pretty normal bro. Got it myself, haven't stopped me from banging a lot of chicks. Nothing to worry about
>>7955623
was about to lose
then this came on
>>7955712
wtf is she doing? she have a clit between those tits or what
>>7956661
i took medication that has no boner as a side effect so I also win.
>>7956433
the fuck is name of the song i got blackout
>>7961619
nvm its The Weeknd - The Hills
>>7955712
Sauce?
>>7955316
we got a 12 year old op here guys
>>7955623
This one is like a Bonus post. Your lifebar is almost zeroed, the boner is imminent… Then this post gets you back to the start
>>7961416
Right?
>>7961982
great stuff
>>7956575
looks like its working
>>7965058
i'm not sure why, but I lost so hard on this one
>>7961424
welcome to porn
>>7957630
I second this. I'd recommend getting a 6/10 chub with a 10/10 personality. They've got a good head on their shoulders but can get down and dirty in the kinkiest ways.
Step up your game.
Keeping it going.
>>7965122
100% agreed don't date the hot slut they're all looks and no brains
a nice 6/10 average or chub usually has a 10/10 personality
>>7965157
You really like that niggas ass right. Nothing against gay ppl, but thats why we should have a gay gif board alreadyBoner lost
>>7955410
lost
>>7965221
You realize that's a niggresses ass, yeah?
>>7965058
damn! sauce?
>>7965058
lost. need sauce
>>7956054
Seriously? You have AIDS, Charlie.
>>7956063
And end up watching porn
>>7961424
...a horrible job of faking it
>>7965219
And they work for it too, fat chicks can suck a mean dick
>>7965538
Anjelica Ebbi is so fucking hot holy shit.
>>7965525
source?
>>7965058
muh dik
>>7965584
fuck man, I just whacked it so I thought there was no way I could lose.
>>7965058
i see a gender role swap happening here
>>7965697
>gender role swap
guess you've never been with a dominant woman before.
>>7965720
>dominant woman
you must be slow; that's exactly what i'm talking about
>>7965728
and you must be retarded if you think all women are submissive, and having sex with a dominant woman is somehow role swapping...
>>7965741
a submissive male and a dominant female are in fact swapped roles. It simply doesn't work in relationships. It's atypical and unnatural.
>>7965763
Lmao, stay virginal.
>>7965773
Stay in denial.
>>7965763
let me clarify it for you.
an example of gender role swapping would be pegging:
a woman straps a dildo to her pelvis and fucks the man in the ass. in that case the roles are REVERSED, hence the swapping.
being dominant in bed, and wanting to fuck/please your partner does not mean you're swapping roles.
>>7955780
Borgeous: Tutankhamun
>>7965776
It isn't simply 'wanting to fuck/please your partner'. You can see it clearly in their body language.
>>7965221
I didn't know a guy's balls can be on the other end of his dick.
>>7965779
She's simply teasing him, it's called foreplay.
There isn't any dbsm ulterior motive in that webm.
Try to get laid more and you'll understand, sex isn't just about putting your dick in her.
>>7965773
He's absolutely right. A submissive male is abnormal in natural gender roles. Just because you're ignorant does not mean he's a virgin.
>>7965776
Yes it does. The action of penetrating your partner is just an expression of domination. It is a dominant action. Some deviants might enjoy breaking the trend just to be abnormal (why they are called deviants, they deviate from the norm) but overall the female is submissive and the sexual attraction is based on how submissive they can be to the male.
The female is submissive. A submissive male is seen as weak which is a turn off for most women. A male that is submissive to a weaker female subconsciously tells the female that he would be submissive to other males. His offspring would be weak and submissive. Any offspring you have with him would be at risk and he would be less likely to defend them.
It's psychological. You can't help it. This is how it is in nature.
You wonder why women go for stronger more dominant men? That's why.
How weak of a male do you have to be to not understand that? It's the same as most women expect you to make the first move at almost every point in the relationship.
I'll tell you right now almost every single woman I have been with has wanted to be submissive, the majority went so far as wanting almost a faux rape scenario.
My experience is not out of the ordinary from what I hear.
Those girls you see in the street? At least 95% of them see a strong male and think about how he'd control her and fuck her hard.
They might not think that about you. You probably don't give off a dominant vibe so you wouldn't understand.
It's evolutionary psychology, and subconscious sexual attraction. The female is submissive the male is dominant. The act of penetration is a dominant trait. Deviant women that enjoy penetrating men are getting off on the fact they found a male submissive enough that they could dominate him, because in reality most women would never be able to dominate a man.
>>7965773
>>7965776
Also, I'll tell you right now if you ever make yourself submissive to a female then that part of the sexual attraction is over. You will never get it back.
This is how men end up in situations when women walk all over them.
Women are made to be dominated and controlled by men. Just like men are made to control them.
If the dominant illusion is ever broken then your value as a dominant male takes a huge nosedive
The woman will no longer see you as a strong male they could dominate other males. She'll see you as someone to exploit and bleed of resources while she goes out and fuck more high domination males.
>>7965789
Sex is about control. That's what makes it hot. She is teasing to pleasure the man with the intention that the man will then use that teasing to take her and fuck her hard, so he's wrong about the gender roles being reversed in that webm., but you don't have to be into BDSM to understand this.
Women want you to control them and use them as your little fuck toy. You'd be VERY surprised how many women secretly have a rape fetish also.
Sex is about the dominant and submissive. The female is supposed to be submissive in that situation.
Just because you are a weaker male and have never had the opportunity to really be seen by women in such a manner does not mean you should insult stronger males for talking about something you.
How is this difficult to understand? This should be something most men and women secretly know but no one talks about because it's embarrassing to admit.
Maybe y'all are just autistic. Maybe you're very weak and psychologically equal to females.
Ever wonder why women get bored and cheat? That's why. A woman that has a man at home that still makes her feel like a woman in bed will not cheat on him. If you look at the men they choose to cheat with, they're usually stronger men than you are.
>>7965814
>action of penetrating your partner is just an expression of domination
You are fully retarded sir.
Dominant means IN CONTROL. You can have a woman be dominant in sex without any penetration going on.
And fucking a girl does NOT automatically make you the dominant side.
>The female is submissive.
Females come in all sizes and shapes, not ALL females are submissive.
The roles can even be swapped from encounter to encounter with the SAME girl.
One night you are dominant/in control, the next night she's riding your cock on top and teasing you like in said webm.
>I'll tell you right now almost every single woman I have been with has wanted to be submissive
I'm guessing that's a very small number.
>Those girls you see in the street? At least 95% of them see a strong male and think about how he'd control her and fuck her hard.
It's good to know that you can read minds.
>It's evolutionary psychology, and subconscious sexual attraction.
From an evolutionary standpoint women preferred STRONGER men because it meant protection, and better offsprings.
Stronger men tend to be more dominant, yes, but it does not mean that women are automatically submissive.
>>7965763
>Have been including such positions in my sex life for years. Insisting that it "simply doesn't work" is delusional.
>>7965856
What the fuck are you ranting on about?
This isn't your personal blog.
We were talking about how said anon thought that the webm was gender role swapping, not some pseudo-psychological bullshit about dbsm.
>>7965814
based Freud anon
thank you based psychosomatic anon
>>7965856
jesus christ anon don't you have friends to talk to?
>>7965856
Hey man, the Paleolithic era wants its gender norms back.
Thanks for derailing a good thread, faggots.
>>7957617
Yes. You should have it straightened or removed.
>>7961982
Mrs_mourinho reddit.
She's a 10 in my book
>>7961741
http://justporno.tv/1/5666049/ruby_jewel__oily_titjob
>>7965945
this is the only real nature, bent dicks are a blemish on nature
this
>>7965058
Very hot. I like
>>7965058
Damn, lost. Latina/tanned teens are my weakness. Need sauce so I can have the wank of shame
>>7955618
Kloe kane
>>7965830
Men's rights activists detected.
And you are the reason why women don't trust most men. Believing that they are meant to be dominated in every aspect and men to always be the dominator? Pretty ignorent dawg.
Most ridiculos ybyl thread i've ever seen on 4chan. C'mon guys... y'all can handle better shit than those posts.
>>7957630
Really not trying to put any femanons down but the super athletic ones have always been kind of dim, too. Maybe it's where I'm picking them up at...
>>7957859
Yeah or when she says "My dad said its cool for you to come in me, as long as you raise the kid if I have one, but I'm on birth control."
THAT is how you kill a boner folks!
>>7966161
lol faggot
>>7965122
But ugly girls are ugly. Being good in bed is only any use if I find the person physically attractive in some way, which is unlikely with a fat and/or ugly girl.
>>7955614
I need sauce!
>>7966553
This guy gets it. Attractive is attractive, and not is...well, not. Don't matter how good a girl can fuck if she's an uggo.
>>7955623
gained an extra life
>>7955681
lost the extra life
>>7965163
I don't understand
>>7966600
I'll admit a chubby girl can look pretty with the right style and personality, but I can't imagine not being repulsed once the clothes are removed.
>>7965814
>submissive male is abnormal in natural gender roles
Gender roles are a social construct. There is no such thing as a "natural" social norm. Gender isn't even real. My god man, just because you can read internet articles doesn't mean you should go spouting sociological bullshit.
Furthermore, what are matriarchal societies? Lion herds are matriarchal. Does that make lions unnatural?
>>7966639
Agreed, that guy doesn't have the slightest idea what he's talking about.
>>7961481
same, its called estrofem
>>7965525
That's a interesting take on a Throat Fuck
>>7955316
Joke's on you, OP. I'm wearing a chastity belt.
>>7966639
this place really became tumblr-chan
>>7966639
Um don't want to be that guy but matriarchal doesn't mean female lions actively seek out weak mates... Plus most zoologists describe lions prides as matriarchal simply because the females do the rearing and out number the males which only makes the males more valuable. Males are still bigger, dominate the females sexually/physically. Some prominent zoologists even describe the lionesses in Tsavo lion prides as more submissive than other female mammals because of the fact that they do all the work for hunting, and the male of the pride rests all day and then often dominates a kill a group of lionesses were working on for himself.
But none of that matters because lion prides are feline. If you look at ANY primate social system (you know, what we evolved from?) they are largely patriarchal. But even if they weren't, the females wouldn't seek out submissive and weak males. Males have to display their strength in every mammal social system to be able to mate, it's instinctive to want to pass on strong and successful traits. Submissive and weak males are often ostracized on the rarity that they even exist. Most males in social mammal groups spend their life fighting for their right to mate, often nomadically switching between different groups which is a distinctly non-submissive trait. It's pretty weird that someone would even have to explain this very basic and intrinsic phenomenon that occurs in every single form and aspect of social life, be it civilized or not.
>>7967024
I hope you're referring to the person you responded to because "Gender roles are a social construct" is the #1 universal mantra of Tumblr
>>7965584
She does it for me every time
>>7965058
WOW PORN THAT LOOKS LIKE REAL LIFE SEX
>>7967118
No one cares m8
>>7966639
Lions are lions. And lionesses are definitely not women. Also, their societies are only matriarchal insofar as the males are off busy killing each other and can't be bothered. Which leaves the lionesses free to hump each other into a hierarchy. And yeah, gender roles are taught and therefore social constructs but it's ridiculous to say that people won't by far trend toward what are considered the normal roles. That's why they're the way they are all over the globe. Also, you look stupid coming in here with your tumblr grade levels of "progressive" telling everybody they have to play along with whatever people want to pretend to be just because you read some internet articles.
>>7956433
It would be fucking awesome if retards would stop recording themselves having sex to retarded pop music blaring in the background. I'm here for porn, not shitty music covering up the sounds.
>>7955623
thank mr skeltal
>>7955681
>Gets pissed off about guys looking at her in the gym
>>7966639
Niggas like you exist
>And the worst part is, as I answer
>2 out of 4 agree with you.
>it's going to be fun watching your generation finish the west with your "special snowflake. everything is fake" rhetoric.
>Next step : Gravity is a social construct !
>Sure we can observe it and it has effect but, I, Teenager #35376765352 chooses not to believe and that makes me special
i was chub until that stupid back tattoo came into view, thanks miss poor judgement!
>>7965122
>>7966553
>>7966600
>>7966632
>>7967739
Have you guys even ever had a girlfriend? There are tons of 9s and 10s with matching personalities, single and available, if you're simply an interesting, clean and well groomed adult male. You can literally get anyone to fuck you if you smoothtalk them and are well dressed and clean. Depending on the girl, a good scent can help.
Source: I'm the ultimate beta male, depressed, glasses, average looking, poor and so far, I've only ever been with girls that were fun to be around and talk to, had beautiful bodies and faces and were fun in bed.
Not even kidding. And I've never had to lower my standards.
>> 796018
not being a asshole doesn't hurt either
>>7966943
I know right! It's just a random find from Google image search. I have no idea what the source is buy at least it's fresh porn.
>>7968018
Nice, I've yet to date a girl with a face, but I'm hoping one day that I'd catch one staring or something.
>>7968018
wtf are you me ?
>>7965972
2 out of the 5 most voted posts on /r/gonewild ever are from her, 11/10 in mine
>>7965584
These threads always provide good fap material. Cheers.
>>7959056
lost
>>7968018
>interesting, clean and well groomed adult male
Add "not bald" and "not ugly" to that list. There's so much you can do if you're average looking and know how to improve yourself. If you're noticeably sub-average there are far less options.
>Source: Went bald at 16, buschemi eyes, crooked nose
I'm pretty fit so I've had a few relationships but honestly don't lie to these poor saps, false hope will do them no good.
>>7965783
bahahaha
>>7955391
whats this from?
>>7967985
I am on the same side, this is a fap board, not some discussion board, but please learn2greentext
also
>contriboot
>>7967985
Gravity was probably the worst example, because there's alot of unknowns with gravity.
Use instead thermal nuclear fusion, because sun.
>>7968700
Sauce please
>>7955614
>almost pops an aneurysm trying to get up
boner killer.
>>7955623
kek
>>7968709
>something directly observable is a bad example because "lotsa doubt"
>Lets take something we only have theories about !
>Like the Sun !
Enjoy your golden years : Once your 17 you can't pretend to be "good at science" anymore
>>7968700
isn't it spelled
>lrn2grntxt
?
>>7968616
bald at 16 ?
>cocaine ?
>>7968799
sick sunburn anon
>>7968700
Saauuuccceee
>>7965151
wheres this from?
>>7965814
you are on a porn thread arguing about what dominance is. what on earth is wrong with you, get your dick out and get fapping you fucking weirdo
>>7965122
looks like justin wong from the thumbnail
>>7965058
hpw the fuck does he manage to keep the dick hard with that... thing looking at him with... that face
>>7965058
holy fuck
>>7957617
look up peyronies disease
>>7965584
reminds me of the chick from how i met your mother
i won
>>7956433
Lost. Hard. (If you know what I mean)
>>7955618
http://www.*videos.com/video8414473/joi
>>7965856
Do you work in a movie theater? I'm getting a real projectionist vibe here.
>>7955614
thats dreadful form and and half a rep.
Also, listenig to rap, 2/10
>>7955316
what if i'm a girl tho
>>7966639
basically what i was going to say with regards to social construct and culture.
we're subject to a changing culture right now, though there are still many submissive women, there are also those in new cultures/upbringings and finding and exploring new paths in life as well as sexually. beyond that, it's become more socially acceptable as well (as compared to the past).
>>7965212
will you source this?
lel so easy... and im a submissive man, why you blame me? ;_;
>>7955614
>>>>>>CROSSFIT>>>>>>>>CROSSFIT
>>>>CROSSFIT>>>>CROSSFIT
>>>CROSSFIT>>>CROSSFIT
>>>>>>>#CROSSFIT>>>#CROSSFIT
>>>#CROSSFIT>>>>>>>>>>#CROSSFIT
>>#CROSSFIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>#CROSSFIT
>CROSSFIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>##CROSSFIT
>>7970863
wat
>>7970632
need fucking sauce niggers
>>7968748
pornhub viewkey 2093909796
>>7970891
>>7970902
I know the guy is Rocco, but I can't help you much more
>>7955889
This is a porn site not a philosophy class
>>7965584
I was doing so well, too.
>>7970863
> breasts can be as davastating as armed torpedos
oh god
>>7971254
Torpedotits!
>>7968689
A pornographic film, it seems.
>>7970930
Hggg
>>7970863
If this was YLYL i wold hav lost
>>7971302
this is how girls should fuck
>>7971302
What's the sauce on this?
>>7955712
vibrator
google ruby jewel
or e301855745bd28e5cde1
>>7970890
Any info on this chick?
>>7955623
[spoiler] LOL [/spoiler]
>>7968018
fuck seems i have been sleep posting again
>>7965040
underrated post
>>7970836
sounds like a fucking robot lmao
>>7968799
sauce por favor
>>7971302
10/10
>>7970890
that's a fake dick.
>>7965538
Can somebody sauce this vid? I know its krystal boyd, but I cant find the vid anywhere
>>7968700
Jesus fucking Christ, I need a source.
>>7961939
>cus he didn't start a thread that you're too good to post in.
>>7970863
There's no way hentai dubbers aren't in on the joke
>>7968700
Man... I've been fapping to this video since like 2007.
>>7968799
Sauce plz
>>7970836
Oh god please sauce
>>7965814
The fact that men typically ask woman meaning she is in the position of power to make the choice, yes or no as you have already indicated your interest means you think you are in the dominant position?
How fucking stupid are you? After you have begged to stick your cock in her you think finishing that act makes you dominant?
Won.
>>7970836
iirc that is a reddit user called jewdank.
>>7965525
who is this woman??
>>7971524
And you're a fuckn retard
>>7970930
necks do not work that way
>>7971302
all I can see is the cyst growing on her leg
>>7965525
If this was a YLYL thread I would have lost.
>>7965122
why
bonerkill
>>7970811
>>7970930
This post made me a btk murderer.
>>7973205
lol i hope this is real.
>>7971377
Ms Foxxxy
>>7965067
Sauce plox
>>7966073
goddamnit
>>7955410
How would a crooked, mutilated, dried husk of a dick turn anyone on?
>circumcision is better guys!
Yeah, just ask the guy in that webm how much he likes having so much less skin on the left side of his dick, it forces his dick to curve when erect. He probably experiences pain while erect too.
Wow.
>>7970836
Sounds like a horse running or some shit
>>7970930
lost
>>7965763
god damn you reek of virgin
>>7973253
this meme is better than reeeeeeeeeeee.
so much better at pissing people off over absolutely nothing.
>>7965896
this
>>7973390
Name of girl?
>>7955618
Lost
>>7965584
lost
>>7965122
thanks, you saved me from getting a boner
>>7955693
You're a fucking moron.
>>7973234
It's Arianna Marie, not sure what scene though.
>>7965860
>being this much of a cuck on 4chan
do you seriously believe 95% of women dont openly admit to being submissive in bed? its like you dont even talk to women
>>7965860
im not going to bother refuting your points because its clear you just want to make snarky tumblr-tier quips, but im going to tell you unequivocally you do not belong on 4chan and to fuck off
>>7971540
http://www.xvideos.com/video6752174/anjelica_and_cindy_-_go_ahead_my_girl_
>>7955316
She can lick my doughnut hole any day.
>>7973218
Its part of a series like this. Apparently, some Anon worked or works in a rural village in India or some shit, and recorded a bunch of funny shit like this.
>>7970863
Beautiful.
