people being hit by cars
>>7879463
>>7879492
This is so stupid that it makes me think it's faked. Even with tightly bound feet he ought to be able to move faster than that.
>>7879569
It's not faked. There's a longer one floating around that has multiple camera angles and the aftermath.
That and he has multiple guns pointed at him, he was going to die either way.
>>7879492
did he die?
>>7879461
poor kid...
>>7879492
something about this seems cartoonish.
>>7879846
Every single one of these ISIS videos look fake to me. The production just seems too high quality. I feel like someone is trying to sell me something, I'm just not sure what.
>>7879465
wtf how did he magically turn upside down
>>7879846
I think I know why
>Guy attempts to hop out of the way even though it's obvious he's screwed
>The motion of it's pretty similar to how you would expect to see it animated. We just don't get get the comedic commentary you'd get in a cartoon
>Tank turns a little to get him, which is kinda cartoonish itself if you're not used to seeing tanks turn
>Tanks always go perfectly straight in cartoons, movies, and game cinematics making it so even the act of turning towards the guy seems like a slapstick move
>>7879465
Wich onde died first?
>>7879840
are you kidding?
he deserved that completely
>>7879499
wtf so many people just pass by
>>7879920
Greenscreens and Hollywood editing
>>7880028
China.
>>7879753
> Not preferring the guns
>>7879465
that bitch getting pinned in between the van and that moving car on the side.
way more brutal than flipper there.
>>7880071
Sure, I could buy this, but for what purpose? Is it all just to make ISIS into the new bogeyman, or what? It's not that hard to believe there are mass murdering bearded sandnigger fucks out there that do shit like this, but the tapes are just way too polished to seem real.
>>7880006
Agreed. Fucking idiot child.
>>7880000
checked
>>7879569
this guy has experience running from tanks with his feet bound, he would have rolled aside, dropped a grenade inside the tank, and showed those terries who's boss. Home by dinner.
Came to laugh. This thread is sad at least
>>7879492
>>7879569
>>7879753
>>7880166
I saw the interrogation of this guy at the start of their video. They claimed he was a spy. He was about 17 and sounded as though he had developmental delay, or something.
>>7879463
steal his hat
>>7879920
>I feel like someone is trying to sell me something, I'm just not sure what.
Radical Islam
>>7879461
South Africa?
>>7879465
It looks like the person jumped into the trunk just in time
>>7879465
That moment when you see your friend get owned and think "holy shit lucky that wasn't me" then not a second later BAMM!!
>>7879465
Dinal Festination
>>7880114
>to make ISIS into the new bogeyman
yeah p much
the idea was to get them into power in multiple states and use them as a driving factor for public support for multiple wars
zoggy wants more land
>>7880509
I mean, ostensibly, but that doesn't make sense. Watching people senselessly and brutally murder other people is not a great advertising campaign. It just galvanizes you into wanting to destroy the bully so that shit doesn't happen to you.
It just doesn't make sense for them to put these videos out there.
>>7880999
Land and resources and securing the petrodollar, I think. Syria was always about the fact that we don't want people to trade oil in a currency other than the dollar, not terrorism.
>>7879499
Kid was still moving after awhile
>>7879920
They are.
Gigantor muslims walking next to dwarf christian prisoners, they cut off their heads and the whole ocean turns to blood...
They're fake.
ISIS is CIA
>>7881296
This is actually true, also police tends to arrest everybody, starting for the ones who helped, and Chinese Police aren't nice people.
>>7881304
Well, to be fair, there actually is a shitload more blood in the human body than people realize.
But yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. My gut feeling is that my government (the American government) is working with ISIS in the usual cold-war-style of using puppets to fuck with the Soviet Union (or, now, Russia.)
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but we've done this shit before. We're the ones that armed Osama in the first place, after all - not even a conspiracy theory, a well-known fact.
odds are some are fake and some are real
>>7879461
shit his ankle is fucked
>>7879465
that dude landed on his arse and his face must of hit his lap
>>7879463
if you pause at the right moment, you can see his watch infront of the camera
>>7881583
so that's what that was
>>7879461
lel that guy in the truck
Bump this thread with my car
>>7881241
>Watching people senselessly and brutally murder other people is not a great advertising campaign.
Put yourself in the sandals of the average pig fucker. You live in poverty, zero economic mobility. You barely have an education and what you did learn is tainted by the various barbarities of your religion. Your society is oppressive, not even in a consistent way that suggests a goal, corruption is pervasive throughout such that the notion that those in power get to play by their own rules is a given. You can't get your dick wet unless it's a goat or another dude, in a polygynous society with widespread hijab you're not taking a wife, having casual sex, or even getting anything fun to look at unless you have an eyelid fetish or are an oil baron. So you have all this pent-up energy and frustration that goes nowhere because you're destined to be a low-class date farmer your entire life, the best you can hope for is to not catch a bullet during the next coup in your shithole country. Then here comes a group that plays themselves off as a bunch of real-life CoD rockstars, polished videos, frat-boy camaraderie, and they want you to sign up. At a basic, visceral level, it's an outlet, where you can blow off some steam, shoot up a village, run a power drill through some dude's perineum just for shits and giggles. But it gets better. Your gang takes over a province, now you're in charge, you can do what you want and shit on the powerless village elders you envied before. Blow open a door to a house, rape the family, at least it's pussy this time. And to top it all off, you believe it's the will of your child-molesting prophet, so after the party's over and a Predator shoves a Hellfire missile up your ass while you're riding around in a Hilux, you end up in Paradise with hijab-free virgins waiting for your dick. Why wouldn't you sign up? What's the alternative? Mud huts and goat fucking? Fuck that shit.
>>7882046
Dude stop advertising to them goat fuckers
>>7882081
We need target practice, my friend. Get those UAV systems perfected before we have to liberate Europe from the horde of "refugees".
>>7879465
This fake crash always has people thinking it's real...
>>7882112
what is fake about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uavJDBP4YeQ
>>7881328
>a well-known fact.
More like a common misconception. He came from a rich family. He didn't need anyone's money or weapons, he had his own. The guys we armed were native Afghans. Osama armed foreign fighters, mostly Arabs.
>>7882458
The fact he flipped at the speed of light
>>7879499
This video is awesome, just a joke of society.
>>7882046
>pig fucker
Should've stopped reading here.
Despite the fact that you consider yourselves intelligent, you're really just idiotic cockwashers for Mossad.
>BUT BUT BUT, only the top 5% in Syria get wives
This is what Zio-Zombies actually believe.
Btw, how much of a faggot do you have to be to refer to a guy born before the year of 1000 as a "child molester"? Somehow, they never say that about their "enlightened" Greek boyfuckers, nor about Thomas Jefferson. You gus should be ashamed, you had legal marriage involving 10 year olds as late as the 19th century.
>>7882046
Also, lol at this fag talking about MUH EDUMAKASHUN and MUH POVERTY and not mentioning cousin marriage. Fail.
>>7880114
Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. At least, I hope he was.
>>7882107
I would gladly turn this guy into Reek, no lie.
Protip: you can't "liberate" Europe from "refugees", because they came with the consent of the countries they are in. The moment they're tired of them, they will be repatriated.
Anyway, you dying at the hands of a Muslim is far more likely than vice versa, count on that.
>>7882548
go record yourself getting hit by a car going that fast and report back so we can see ho fast you flip
>>7880163
But not before stopping to post in a fetish thread about how he doesn't like that particular fetish. Guy's a real human bean
>>7881279
That kid gave that oncoming car a good, long stare-down before his entitled "I can obstruct traffic and potentially cause accidents because they're supposed to stop for me" bitch ass realized "Well, shit, maybe, since that's a fucking car that can murder my ass if I don't calm the fuck down, perhaps I should calm the fuck down" only a little too late. Well, he got the accident he asked for. It just involved one person he wasn't expecting.
>>7881293
The way it walked suggests it wasn't a kid but an adult with dwarfism.
>>7881304
Loosen that tinfoil hat there, bud. You're beginning to lose circulation.
>>7879569
The victims are woken up every morning to rehearse their death.
Meaning every morning this guy would be taken out, and bound by his feet on the road, and a tank would drive towards him and stop.
That day the tank didn't stop, but the victim was already desensitized to the thought of his own death to the point where he didn't really struggle at all during his execution.
>>7882595
>Protip: you can "liberate" Europe from "refugees", because they came with the consent of the corrupt EU leadership.
ftfy
>>7882649
>The victims are woken up every morning to rehearse their death.
While I wouldn't doubt this, how could we possibly know this is what happens?
>>7879753
"get smooshed by the tank or we will put a hundred bullets in you, starting with your feet and slowly working our way up your legs"
i'll gladly take the fucking tank
>>7883653
I'd take the bullets, just to fuck their stupid video up. If I gotta die anyway I'd rather suffer more just to piss in their cheerios.
>>7881328
I'm not going to explain 50 years of history to you but I'll give you a tl;dr
iran/iraq puppet states for oil in early 50s
talks of nationalizing oil industry to protect against foreigners
cia coup on anyone that is too left, duck test for commies, arm extremists because they hate communism, etc
fast forward that process over 60+ years now
these people hate the americans/west because they've been puppets for so long. ISIS exists because we fucked them up so bad using them as proxies for nearly 100 years. They're sick of being manipulated, and what is the best way to do that? Be religious extremists with an ideology.
They're not working with the CIA, just years of entanglement and manipulation made them - with CIA training and weapons acquired from the Iraqi army over a period of 30+ years.
It's a mess really, and the more you bomb them, the more you just justify their ideology. Regardless, they really have no allies other than other religious extremist groups.
70 plus posts and only 7 contributions. This thread is dying. . . .
>>7882624
The g force from that flip would literally snap him in half
>>7882588
wtf? drugs?
>>7883817
russia
>>7883643
hostages that escape or get rescued describe this happening to them.
>>7882570
>Somehow, they never say that about their "enlightened" Greek boyfuckers
nigga the word greek has been the euphemism for anal and boy fucking since ancient greece.
do you even world history?
>>7883752
ya tell me about it I'm op and I posted the first 6 videos as a start to hope people would post more so far only 1 extra posted baka
>>7880084
shot in the kneecap, they put him down and have the tank drive over him slower, starting from his feet ending at his head.
>>7879475
Yo, I bet that guy feels really guilty because looking at this video, if he didn't kick that soccerball up, the kid would have been just a few inches clear of the car! DAMN! That sucks...
>>7880166
how can anons be this fucking retarded to believe it? look at the fucking blood color idiots. look! seriously, this place (4chan) is getting overran by fucking idiots. god, the evolution of 4chan is quite like genetic entropy....
>>7879465
This is why you never exit your vehicle in the middle of the freeway.
>>7879920
They ARE trying to sell something. These vids are intended to generate more recruits to ISIS. They're "well done", because ISIS has shitloads of money, and also people who know how to do this stuff. Don't underestimate them.
>>7883909
Look up any theater video explaining why real blood is the WORST thing you could use on film or stage.
You'll understand, retard.
Now have a good day.
>>7879846
Hmm, think I know why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTL3AidX4o
>>7879461
yeah prolly a broken ankle for his troubles next time he may look both ways lol
>>7882112
you're a fuckint idiot.... get hit by a car sometime fucktard....prove your point
>>7883909
you're a fucking idiot....brain matter is bright pink your right 4 chan is diminished because of fucktards like you calling everything in the fucking world fake...like your some kind of video editing genius in your basement with your cheeto dusted keyboard...fuck off
>>7879465
These fuckers may be dumb as shit but how did those drivers not fucking see them. It's not like they just turned or it wasn't a clear day. The car that hit the second guy didn't even slow down.
>>7879569
It's not like he was going to live if he dodged it, not to mention they rehearse those things several days in a row so the victim doesn't know they will die that day.
>>7883909
its not fake, unfortunately
>>7883909
Never seen blood before? Guess what, in movies they don't use real blood because it's hard to handle, it looks weird in a lot of situations like bright sunlight, low and high temperatures and if the pressure in the air is high.
>>7879829
no he just had a fractured eyelid
this only counts for half a post
a classic
>>7886338
Where were your helmets! fuck! .. jk but WTF mom!
>>7886338
why pull the kids back I'll just stop like a stupid cow.
>>7883817
forgot he wasn't playing gta
>>7886446
>>7886423
No one can honestly expect someone to mentally process and physically act so quickly.
Her mistake, as with many people in the thread, was simply not looking both ways before crossing the street. In her case, the street was one-way, so she just assumed no one could ever be going the wrong way.
>>7886307
legit
>>7886549
This, when the street is one way and I still look both sides I always get "anon why are you looking both sided lol, such a worrywart "
>>7879499
Makes me sick that the van stops and then just finishes the job, not a single fuck given
super chingon suban mas
>>7886327
wonderful karma
>>7886327
laughed so fucking hard
>>7886992
I hope you get killed like the fucking piece of shit spic that you are.
There will be open season on Mexican shits.
You are next.
>>7886962
This.
The worst death is a stupid death.
The kind where you go "Really?" instead of "Oh crap!".
>>7886327
Let me guess.. "IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!"
>>7879840
>poor kid...
stupid kid is more like it, this is why you look both ways before u cross.
>>7879461
Shattered every bone in the foot, snapped his ankle and broke his shin in 2 places. But at least he got to keep the leg.
>>7879492
>not a car
>>7887072
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2877265/I-know-school-run-battle-ridiculous-Father-drops-children-morning-17-tonne-TANK.html
>>7886989
It's because with the current legislation in China it costs you way more if he stays alive cause you have to pay for all the medical attention while when he's dead...
>>7887091
Thanks for that explanation, anon
>>7887098
though i can't tell for sure it's China, and I can't give you source on this (someone told me) so it might be bullshit
>>7886134
Shit happens fast at highway speed. I was doing 75ish in a 70 a few years ago when someone decided to change their tire IN THE LANE. Even if you see it coming from 75 to 0 still takes 6+ seconds with foot on the floor braking to actually stop. 6 seconds is a lifetime when you can see what is going to happen
>>7879499
What pisses me off every time I see this one is the fact that the van CLEARLY had enough time to stop. Yet didnt. I'll never understand how people can be so fuckin uncaring in this world. It wouldn't be so bad if it were an adult, as I would simply lolz it off as a dumbass being culled from the earth. But this is a baby, barely a toddler and couldn't have been more than 2 or barely 3 years old.
>>7880000
nicce
>>7882588
I'm so lost with this one... however, windshield wipers will fix cracked windshield, obviously kek.
>>7886338
Exactly why I always cross the street first with my kids behind me, so if anyone gets hit by random vehicle (even after checking both ways twice) at least it'll be me getting smashed and not my kiddos. Fucked up for them to see dad getting rekt, but even more fucked up if let them take the risk first.
Plus I have a better chance to survive it than they would.
Almost got hit by a vehicle
>>7887182
>People getting hit by cars
Not "horrible actor with fake Russian accent, shoots tanerite charge and nearly gets rekt with debris"
>>7883643
It's a pretty well known thing that these guys do, but they aren't the first. This has been a practice used on prisoners of war for many, many years now.
>>7886323
i lol everytime
>>7887467
I wouldn't say he gets teleported down.
He gets hit below the waist, which at that speed is no surprise he gets twisted the way he does.
Normally you can spot a fake by looking at something very minor like through the window of the car. You can see him hit the car, through the left side window and then through the wind screen.
He also gets hit by the side of the car furthest away from us, so there is less for us to actually see, which probably makes it look weird.
While yes it looks odd, I wouldn't say it was fake. None of the other cars seem to be out of place, they move normally etc. Nothing to really indicate it's fake.
>>7887177
>Those effects
top kek can't believe they actually did it
>>7879461
i like this thread
>>7887861
it's truly amazing how careless some people are, whether it's the driver or the pedestrian. the fact that people jaywalk across a busy street without even looking just one way is beyond me. it's almost like you have to assume most of these are just suicides.
>>7887872
that kid actually survived according to russia today.
toddlers just are the perfect size and physiology make up for accidents. their bones are just soft enough to bend, but strong enough to not crack so easily.
>>7887861
why is there no soundtrack?
>>7887918
Holy shit, what is the story here?
>>7887515
it looks even worse in HFR
>>7887965
shitskins use children to push an agenda and discover they were actually gambling the children
they lost the gamble
>>7881583
So, what time is it?
>>7887898
That's not a strike, 1 pin was left standing.
>>7887052
no, in Russia and other poor shitcountries people will literal run up to your car, jump on your windshield and act like you ran them over, that's why Russians usualy have cameras in their windows but I guess this dude got sick off these parasites
>>7887918
Mexico
Local school principal likes to honor the flag closing the street.
Impatient driver says he driving thru with or without kids. He did
>>7887861
wonderful
>>7887111
/o/ here. A good car should be able to brake from 80 mph in about a second. A basic roadworthy car should be able to brake in 2 seconds. If it takes you 4 full seconds to react to a hazard in the road you should really just stop driving.
>>7886134
what happened was the driver was trying to get into the other lane like a formula D faggot and didnt realize that there was someone parallel to him, preventing him from changing lanes. still failing to apply the breaks.
>>7888154
You should give up in /o/ then. Stopping distance (and time) is proportional to its mass times the square of its velocity. So the faster you go, it is exponentially longer to stop. At 80 mph, it's just under 500 ft including reaction time.
ref: http://arachnoid.com/lutusp/auto.html
>>7886319
>Cause what got hit was only half a person! I get it! U r funnyyyyy
>>7887911
wtf how did he survive that
>>7888154
>Hurr durr I browse a board on 4chin about cars so I'm a fucking expert lol xD
I almost hit a woman today. She was reading a paper or something, didnt even look. Luckily it was a slow speed area. People are stupid as shit.
>>7881241
Their ulterior motive is to radicalize the outcasts of society who are searching for purpose.
Even if it is just senseless killing, some people would enjoy having that power over others. They would have brotherhood and sanction within the daesh, and would therefore feel like their actions are for some sort of greater good.
The world is totally fucked, its always been chaos, ISIS/Daesh is just another extremist band of outcasts who will be replaced by many groups just like them over the years.
>>7888154
Jesus Christ you are fucking stupid. What inbred West Virginia village high school did you drop out of?
>>7888154
Congrats! The stupidest post ever on 4chan. Come back when you're old and tall enough to sit in a moving vehicle.
>>7879499
heh. China
>>7886143
>rehearse those things several days in a row
eh? so it's like "aaaaaand CUT! that's a wrap! OK, roll the sherm back to the hangar. you there in orange. i forget your name, but be back here by 9 AM tomorrow!"
>>7887872
Holy shit what was that asshole father thinking?
>>7887182
>safety goggles
>>7888660
Safety first m8. Wouldn't wanna lose an eye.
>>7879499
I wonder where parents was.
Here's an old but classic one because the car is so slow it's eerie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp3XyC_r-ws
>>7882112
The car impacted his legs and started rotational force. His upper body was spun into the hood of the car but, because of the slant and the force still in his legs he still has momentum upwards. The force of his upper body spinning is ablated by the contact with the hood slowing him rapidly giving the slow rotation we see after. The car stops its momentum and he has nothing but air resistance and gravity slowing and pulling him to the ground.
tl;dr you're retarded
>>7879499
chinese are subhumans
>>7888707
>Korea
>civilized
Not yet you fucking gooks.
>>7887872
then completely pick up the body to further damage internal organs
well done dad
>>7886327
lol
my contribution
Based Subaru of no indictment.
>>7888154
Bait level: Master.
>>7887115
when you injure someone in china you have to pay for everything (healthcare etc). when you kill someone (and they cant proof you did this on purpose) its just a relativly small fine.
so capitalism at its best ...
>>7886134
I forget the exact scientific explanation, but when you on a highway and accelerating and you approach a car that doses not have break lights on, the driver asdumes they are still in motion intil it rapidly gets closer and it's too late by then...you got to remember most cars on the highway drive 75-80 try breaking hard and see how far it takes to slow down and if you have a truck with cargo, that weight momentum will also make it harder to stop.
>>7886999
>>7888747
That person probly got away with it since the car was under assault from a mob of people who were technically breaking the law. Especially with a good lawyer
>>7886338
Crosswalks prevent this.
>>7887918
Best premeditated murder I've seen on 4chan
>>7887904
>fucking filename
to hell and beyond
>>7879492
what kind of Wile e Coyote bullshit is this?!
>>7887872
>>7887898
"OHMYGOD IM SO SORRY LET ME CALL 911"
>FUK U NIGGA I SAW U TEXTING
>not posted yet
Your excuses?
>>7887182
>Missing the part that makes this scene good in the first place...
It was literally 3 more seconds of video, why?
>>7887904
how the fuck didn't he see the fucking truck
people's stupid and won't listen to their mama, like dude, watch before you cross
>>7888747
>Drive
Lost.
>>7882588
GTA social experiment
>>7886338
lol them glasses flying off
>>7887861
I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at this one. I'm a horrible human being.
Asians have been been living in large communities for 10 thousand years longer than we have. They form societies when we were still wondering nomads. This video, this is the future. People stepping over a dying child like hey none of my business. Parents don't give a fuck. A viral infestation called humans at the end of their run. An evolutioanary cul-de-sac
>>7890132
Is this your first day on 4chan?
>>7887887
Oh I saw this on liveleak. If I recall correctly, the description said the man died (falls 2nd after black jacket woman)
>>7889277
Liveleak description at the time said both died ripip
>>7888747
god damn beautiful
>>7887861
whats the best song to watch this
>>7883964
This. Americans who have never been to Europe don't understand the amount of Muslims in university, that while being intelligent in their field, will still go to Syria.
>>7887182
thats a pitty.
>>7886323
WOOO!!! 285 in ATLANTA GEORGIA! I remember seeing this shit on the news!
>>7887887
what kills the guy isnt' the van but the sign post hitting his head like a fly swatter.
>>7879465
why the fuck are you supposed to stand on the fuckinf highway?!
>>7879463
*tips fedora*
>>7887887
And they go into the car's trajectory...
>>7879465
Good, I hope that happens to every BMW owner.
>>7887101
It's true. I saw a documentary on it the other day. Fucked up man
>>7887194
>horrible actor with fake russian accent
wow you seem pretty mad
>>7887881
did she think the umbrella would protect her against getting hit by a car? lol
>>7888466
>I almost hit a woman today. She was reading a paper or something, didnt even look. Luckily it was a slow speed area. People are stupid as shit.
I almost was killed by a woman today. She was reading a text or something, didnt even look...where shes driving
>>7882112
nnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiceeeee b8888
>>7887996
that's why it says "strik" not "strike"
This was the only thread i could find that wasn't pron.
Whose flooding this place with compulsive distractions anyways?
>>7887182
Is this CGI or what?
>>7887918
next time they need to get the fuck out of the street.
>>7882542
RIP my ears
>>7888743
kekd
>>7887177
"In Time" was retarded.
>tfw in France they renamed it "Time Out"
>>7891001
Yeah, those people suck too.
>>7887182
>>7879461
>>7887861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC86yQAzaxg
>>7882588
why second one is staying on the road?
waiting for a car that hit her?
>>7886323
is he ok?
>>7879475
i'm a rather cold-hearted person, but even this triggers me a bit
>>7888154
>brake from 80 mph in about a second
"no"
>>7888743
>that filename
I can almost hear goofy's trademark holler when the dude flew away.
>>7879465
nigga flips instantly and then holds her nose as if she was diving into a pool LMAO
>>7892535
Sound mate?
>>7887872
Took me a while to notice that there was more than one kid.
>>7887115
I'll never understand why a child dying is so commonly seen as worse than a young adult/middle-aged adult dying.
The only excuse I ever hear is "They had their whole lives ahead of them" or some shit, but what about the people that are in the middle of their lives, with people that depend on them, potentially children that will grow up without a parent, etc.?
I'm not saying that a kid dying isn't bad, but I don't get why it's seen as worse when the adult probably has more depending on him being alive than the child.
>>7893051
An adult has lived enough to have experience to fully understand the consequences of their actions, or at least they should. I child does not fully understand why to look both ways, they have little knowledge and experience, its so much worse when a kid dies because they are truly innocent.
>>7879463
Hat trick.webm
>>7879461
Does anyone have the clip that shows a lady driving, giving a handjob to the passenger, then cuts to the car wiping a few people out on a corner?
Does anyone have the one of the guy with a backpack at a crosswalk who gets thrown forward by the impact of a car travelling in the wrong lane, and then totally mashed under the car as the driver keeps going and makes his getaway?
Bonus points for including the audio of the woman in the car with the dashcam losing her connection with sanity as the whole thing unfolds in front of her.
>>7879492
>That unturboed diesel.
Fucking Christ.
this thread is an accurate visual representation of how my first semester at university went
>>7892535
Turn on the sound, you moron.
>>7887515
thats some GTA effect shit right there
>>7887918
>putting kids in danger for your own agenda
deserved it
>>7887911
I cant stop laughing, this is so ridiculous, how did he not see the guy or the wreck?
>>7888747
Oh let me tell a story my uncle told me of my aunt.
My aunt and her husband used to live in Detroit in 1990 there about, she owned a Buick with a V8.
My uncle and some other family where visiting her in Detroit, and decided to go out and eat late at night. They went somewhere, ate and such and it was late when they where leaving. So on the way back they went through an especially bad area. At a red light, my aunts luxury car gets surrounded by dindus, and a nigger rig parks next to her. My aunt and family is freaking out cos niggers are hollering and shit surrounding her car.
So then this chimp slams the hood of my aunts car, and she panics.
So she slams the accelerator down, that V8 roars to life and doesn't give a shit. She mows through the dindus, and never looked back.
My uncle said, it felt like driving a pot hole filled road when she ran over the niggers.
/End blog post.
>>7879465
Pull over
>>7893051
Because muh paternal/maternal instincts.
>>7889264
Genius 0_0
>>7893456
...poor aunt. Must be terrible to get surrounded by animals.
>>7887069
I'm ok with that.
>>7893051
Because in Hollywood productions it's considered taboo to show the deaths of babies/children that's why it's so much worse than an actual adult individual dying, even though most of the time that adult has built a life and probably is just as innocent as the baby/child and a functioning member of society, whereas the baby/child could become something much worse - killer, rapist, drug dealer, etc. but NO, every baby ever will become a saint later in life so we have to mourn their deaths harder.
>>7890389
the van did switch its course after hitting the sign
>>7879499
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wang_Yue#cite_note-19
>>7881296
This is also why a driver would back up and hit someone again: the payout is smaller for a dead victim than a live one with medical bills.
>>7882547
I don't know whether Bin Laden specifically was armed by the US; but he was part of a movement which was.
why am i jerking off to this
