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Let's start one, I'll be dumping what I have, unfortunately it's all gifs. Feel free to contribute but ignore the whole piss argument. I don't care about it being real or fantasy and you shouldn't give a flying fuck about some know-it-all on the internet wanting to shove their opinions down everyone's throats. We're all here for one of two reasons and that's because we're either really board or want to fap.
>>7837944
I would believe so.
>>7837943
Oh yeah, my hopes aren't high, I know the way it all goes here, no one is going to bother to read the OP post but eh, I personally like both so I don't really care one way or another.
>>7837950
>>7837952
Heh, well at least it's starting out civil. Carry on I suppose.
>>7837955
That was all. I don't feel the need to convince anybody, I just have personal experience with it and thought I'd share.
>>7837955
I guess I have advice on how to get a girl to squirt if she's the type to do so. With mine, after some deep, hard penetration if I pull out and then really wail on her clit it's a pretty sure bet that there'll be a cleanup afterward. The trick seems to be hard fucking followed by a pullout at the moment of orgasm with continued clitoral stimulation. But not all girls do it.
>>7837965
It's no problem. Thanks for sharing (Really, I don't mean that in a sarcastic way at all)
>>7837970
Ineteresting, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks
Fingerboxes
The Grifter
Perfect Girl
Squirting
and so on
>>7838046
male to female transition
that operation must hurt like fuck
As a femanon who does squirt, and is immensely turned on by both doing it and seeing it in porn, I would just like to say that I don't care if you don't think it's real. Or the piss to cum ratio/argument. It feels fucking amazing. I will say though that it's never smelled like piss for me. On which ever towel or blanket is handy. Anyway thanks for making me cum /gif/
>>7839912
pee in loo
>>7837959
Kazaa
Crossthread
>>7820545
I had a girl IN college squirt all over my dick, and she soaked the bed we were on. It wasn't piss, it felt just like precum.
>>7838060
No I don't think so. I don't think they keep the testicles when doing gender reassignment surgery. Either intersex or an entirely different set of operations...
Still hot though
>>7840095
Fuck, finally a use of this meme that doesn't offend me
starting these idiotic fucking arguments should be a bannable offense
don't want to jerk off to this?? fuck off and go post in literally any other thread, you goddamned babies
>>7839912
Glad we could help
>>7841118
I agree. maybe if people report these arguments something will be done?
Wow, It actually happened. Thank you mods/janitors
>>7838687
more
>>7840106
Where the hell is her belly button?!
my mrs was never squirter until we had a kid last year
now she squirts like a fountain when i get her g spot
bunmp
Dear femanon, I agree I have a wife who squirts and will piss on me there is definitely a difference, and I love them both! Squirting is best because if you do it right it never ends lol but yes taste and consistency is different and I love it!
Japanese robot
>>7844091
>>7848163
You're free to contribute images you feel really are squirt, I'm just dumping what I've got
>>7850233
Maybe they're not getting banned, but anything about this stupid ass argument is finally getting deleted, so thank you mods
>>7850233
>calling people "newfag"
>any year
dunno who you think you're impressing, pal
>>7838046
omg, I'm a happy full-time tranny (m2f), but I'm kinda glad I kept my shlong on; before a complete genitourinary switch can be performed, I don't want that to happen to me.
>>7841072
t. Panjeet
Taking from :
https://www.reddit.com/r/DumpsterSluts/comments/3xidro/alexa_nicole/cy4ut62
>>7846859
he is fucking a barrel
>>7851771
I do not know unfortunately, I mainly just save gifs and don't really keep track of the videos.
Here's another
Can't speak for what happens in real life, but in porn at least, it's not urine. They just fill their urethras with water with a syringe, then push it out at will.
>>7837942
Sauce
>>7852028
It's from the internet.
I've copy pasted this from the other thread so those piss fetishists will learn something and stop trying to make a perfectly normal but uncommon bodily expulsion seem shameful:
"Squirt" does come from the urinal bladder, but chemically, sweat is closer to urine than clear female ejaculate. Some people try to call natural vaginal excretions during arousal 'female ejaculate', but I'm working on a thesis as to why that's fucking retarded. "Squirt" ejaculate lacks urea, ammonia, and high amounts of other waste found in urine.
It's expelled from skene's gland, right next to the urethra, but this structure is not present in all women, but those that do have it experience more pleasure during penetrative sex and is associated with the cluster of nerved known colloquially as the g-spot, or 'female prostate'. Again, not all women have a g-spot.
There was a study going around not too long ago I did a report on, but unfortunately, a popular science site found it and completely mistranslated it as "Women's urinary bladders were emptied after ejaculating?!?!?!? IS PEE!!!" I'm not going to dig it up for you cause I want to masturbate, not study.
Source: Working on my gyno degree right now. Plus, it's a subject close to home. I decided my specialization after basically writing a ten page report on it for my boyfriend who also held the same opinion.
>>7852244
Not sure if you're retarded or an asshole.
>>7853219
Neither. What I said was true.
>>7852581
"so those piss fetishists will learn something and stop trying to make a perfectly normal but uncommon bodily expulsion seem shameful"
why would a pee fetishist try to make pissing while cumming shameful?
and wait wat??? it's shameful if the ridiculously large amount of liquid is expelled from a woman's bldder, but not if it's from the Skene's gland?
please point me in the direction of a peer reviewed study of the chemical components of "squirt."
actually, don't worry - here's one:
"The researchers also analyzed chemical concentrations in the urine samples (before arousal and after squirting) as well as the squirting sample itself. These included urea, uric acid, creatinine (a byproduct of muscle metabolism) ..."
- http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
(The Journal of Sexual Medicine : Volume 12, Issue 3, pages 661–666, March 2015 : Nature and Origin of “Squirting” in Female Sexuality)
- http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
I'm looking forward to reviewing your thesis. where do you hope to publish it? Link?
>tfw grew up watching Cytheria
Without a doubt the best, most realistic, most passionate and wettest squirter there has ever been
gonna have a nostalgic fap to her now
>>7838046
self creampie holy shit!
where do i sign??
>>7852028
Sindee Jennings
>>7837970
My ex did just from clitoral stimulation of any sort.
Also, the amount was never even closely as impressive as in these gifs.
>>7860305
Don't care man, If you read the OP you'd notice that I like both. Regardless though, I'm well aware that they do fake it in porn, but I still don't care, I still enjoy it.
>>7837924
sauce?
