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Cum on Food
Bump. This thread has potential.
Here's one of my favorites.
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this is so fucking stupid
like why
I mostly come to this board to be baffled by mentally ill folks sexual fetishes but sometimes I just have to ask why
why?
>>7778856
>Comes into a thread based on a specific fetish
>Rips on fetish
If you don't like it get the fuck out the thread faggot. What type of douche goes into someone's house and starts talking shit because they don't like what they see
>>7779039
The council?
>>7779039
That's a shitty metaphor.
This board is more like a convention open to everyone above 18 (though you still notice lots of 12 year olds getting in) where anyone is allowed to set up a table, and you're free to walk by and tell that person and their followers how much you think they suck.
deal with it.
>>7778081
I want to see her eat that cake. Sauce?
>>7779087
Noice.
>>7779207
They couldn't get her a proper spoon?
>>7778856
My ex would blow me, I'd cum onto a small bowl of ice cream, and I'd watch her eat it. Hot as fuck to see her literally eating your cum up with a spoon, like it's just some of her favorite topping on dessert
Got the idea from this
http://www.xvideos.com/video5827829/cum_on_ice_cream
Depending on your diet, cum can taste pretty good.
i.e. 0(zero) protein intake + eating lots of bananas and pineapple
>>7779227
Right? Shitty thin plastic, might as well have given her chopsticks
>>7779087
Also, everyone else has the right to tell you how much of a douche bag you're being.
>>7779227
Porn films budgets are tight, that's what she said.
>>7779039
it's a bait ignore it
>>7779087
doesn't mean he can't complain about it. it's a free table right
>>7779550
Dude, it's 4chan. Calm your tits.
My ex was so into this. She made me cum on like every meal.
>>7779863
post stories
>>7779296
enjoy diabetes
>>7778081
Source?
>>7778856
>I will never know what its like to have a woman that loves my cum so much she'll eat it three times a day on every meal
I pity you desu senpai
>>7778081
name plz
>>7780210
Cheers, anon.
fucking disgusting
>>7778856
because who really cares about starving kids in africa anyway
>>7779227
Fucking lol'd
I cumed in the food of 3 girls of my school
I watched how they eat it, dont even noticed
>>7779207
That is covering so many of my fetishes at once. possibly my new favorite webm
>>7779296
Well, I like the taste of my cum... It's bitter, yes, but still, I like it.
>>7780746
this didnt happen
>>7779296
>0 protein
Faggots
>>7779207
I know I'm gonna get called a complete faggot for this, but from a culinary point of view I kind of want to try it. I mean, what if it's an amazing combination?
>>7778846
So hot. I literally came the second she liked it off the floor.
>>7779227
Porn more like poorn.
>>7778081
>eating salty dick goop
>calling it a fettish
Fag detected
So anon, in the spirit of this thread, I have something to share. I came up with a devious plan, involving brownies. Ill make it short.
>sis is slightly older, just turned 30
>I'm white, she's latina (half siblings)
>recently start gifting foodie things to each other
>she mentions the dick lollipops from spencers because she's hyper sexual and always has something to say
>get into a food pron conversation, Japanese naked tables, dick shape food, etc
>later the next day she's talking to her friend extra loud about eating cum, basically explains how she thinks it feels and how she likes it
>idontknowifiwantonthisride.webm
>flip switched, start plotting on making her eat my cum
>movie night, just her and myself
>offer to make popcorn, do it up special
>fap in the kitchen literally 7 feet away from her behind a wall into her specific bowl of popcorn
>just as she curiously asks if I'm ok I nut in her bowl
>zip up and casually wall back, say I'm fine after catching my breath and sitting down and hand her the bowl
>can't stop staring as she eats it all down to the last piece
Tonight I made brownies and I made a vanilla drizzle out of confectioner sugar and milk and a little vanilla extract. Looks just like cum, so I plan on separating a piece for her and repeating the process.
So anon, thoughts?
>>7782251
Google, "natural harvest
>>7783604
make separate thread, post pics of the process and of sister
>>7783704
I figured that would happen once this thread dies if anyone was interested. Ill have to gather pics and results till then I just have the plotting
>>7783709
Please?
>>7783709
ill be waiting
>>7783709
wait will that thread be on here or /b/?
>>7782251
i knooooooow right
i didnt have breakfast yet but now i will
>>7783743
Probably on /b/.
Also I probably won't make the thread until tomorrow, it's 4am.
>>7779207
>chewing icecream
aaaand, boner lost.
>>7783776
shes chewing the banana and moving the ice cream around in her mouth. how do you eat icecream?
I didn't know I had this fetish
>>7779275
>Pronounces it surrup
Video closed
>>7786243
as opposed to... seerrup?
Pizza time :)
>>7779201
>all that perfectly good cum missing the bowl
There are starving cumsluts in Africa who would kill for that.
No pizza time?
Hello!
Any more Semen Food ?
great stuff!
>>7779195
>hot warm cum
what a redundant bitch!
Any more Cum on Cake or Ice-Cream?
Really great stuff!!!!!
I remember a vid, from the long-long ago, of some guy, pissed with his immediate family. He gets about 8 guys round when he makes some food (think it was a cake...) and has them cum on it, all the while filming.
He then goes to a family gathering, videoing it and after they all start eating it, he tells them and they all freak out.
Anyone know this?
>>7792467
If that was real I hope the prison time was worth it.
i sometimes cum on my potato chips and eat them
>>7792757
wat
>>7783763
And so, Anon didn't deliver. What a faggot.
>>7793477
this
>>7779207
sauce?
Hello!
Cake with cum, please!!!!
>>7783709
Very interested
>>7783776
She's chewing the banana dumb ass. You just told everyone you swallow ice cream whole as well you faggot. I'm surprised your pre pubescent sissy faggot dick could get hard at all.
>>7779087
Not a metaphor. More of an analogy, you fucking idiot.
>>7797567
with sound pls ..and source
>>7779207
who's she?
>>7797600
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metaphor
Why don't you learn what words mean before attempting dispense corrections.
>>7779296
Lol zero protein intake = death
>>7779207
thats too much ice cream to eat at once
>work at pizzeria around 2006
>sketchiest co-worker's somehow start dating
>had a feeling they were fucking on the job, but they were stealth with it
>go to get some tomato sauce one day
>notice some white shit in the sauce cans, but figured it was just solidified grease
>notice it in several cans for several weeks
>start seeing on the outside of the cans
>couple of days later, i hear what sounds like blowjob slurping from the storage area
>try to sneak a peek at what's going on
>see female co-worker spitting into sauce while male co-worker was cumming in it
>suddenly sickened knowing i ate some of that pizza they probably unloaded their fluids in
>quit the next day
>find out only a few days later they were fired and charged(not sure, don't remember) after being caught by manager
>get job back some weeks later
>both wound up serving time for other shit a few months later. girl for heroin possession and guy for cocaine possession and aggravated assault
I still haven't fully recovered, and pizza still triggers me a bit. I just make my own pizza now and then.
>>7797567
is that sasuke on the right
>>7797567
>mfw Ive cum on a piece of sushi and watched my mom eat it
More Sweets with CUmmm!
>>7782251
You're a complete faggot for that.
>>7797567
She ruined everybodys evening :-(
>>7800129
it actually happens way more often than we think. Reason why i prefer cooking myself.
>>7778081
>man i want to eat my own cum today
>why the fuck did that sound like a good idea a minute ago?
>>7779207
Welp, I'm never buying chocolate malted crunch again
>>7779207
Aww she wasted it that looked fuckin delicious before the guy blew his load on it.
>>7778846
Holy shit that was hot. GF is German as well. I could see her liking that idea.
Vanilla-Ice with Sauce, please!
