REKT THREAD
I have looked all over /gif/ and can't find a rekt thread, so let's start one.
One more
>>7738715
bump
>>7738718
how not to do an insurance fraud.webm
>>7738724
laughing.png
>>7738718
her hair fell off
Here another one
>>7738857
I think that's her hoodie.
>>7738872
They be roll they be hatin'.
It was her shoe
>>7738872
Peta boys be like " another one saved.......oh fuck"
>>7738867
friendly warning to anyone about to click this, it's a john cena screamer with boosted sound
>>7738729
>.png
>on /gif/
>>7738872
I like how he facepalms at the end
5 angry girls fight one angry man
let's make this into a ylyl thread
>>7739133
I was trying NOT to masturbate today.
Damn you for posting the sexy.
>>7739133
the last one, how the fuck does he survive? He died anyway right...
>>7739133
holy shit @50 seconds the jumper lands on someone on the ground...
>>7739126
i love the dorakin version
>>7739132
he died?
>>7739189
Dovahkiin, you faggot!
>>7738857
It's her shoe. The shoes always fly off when you get sent flying.
>>7738893
doing gods work anon, thank you
>>7738871
what was this all about?
>>7738872
I finally bothered to try to find a full version of this..the damn sheep just walks off like nothing happened at the end of tumbling down a fucking mountain..
fucking sheep.
>>7738867
Well played.
>>7739304
Ill never understand this shit.
How in the fuck does one allow their body to go to the worms while they're still alive. I can imagine how bad that must smell
>>7739304
>vomits infernally
>>7739372
She dun notin!
Blky power, KFC & Grape Suda 4 life!
>>7739372
to quote chris rock: i like black people, but i haaaate niggers.
>>7739372
niggas gonna nig when they don't get their nigga way
>>7739413
what..the fuck..was that trainwreck of a scene.
damn.
>>7738718
Wtf. Why
>>7739372
>>7739471
epic, would love to see her wake up and her reaction.
>>7739132
Holy shit this made me stop breaking and my hands start sweating profusely.
Please tell me you have a story? Looked kinda like he deployed his chute right before he went out of frame but did he survive that smack with a shattered midsection or did he die on impact/emergency chute opened/spla-pap?
>>7739441
The last human fights back
>>7739133
Was that first one even real?
Either that was some cartoonish Hollywood squib that splattered all that blood, or that was a high-ass caliber firearm he managed to hide in his shoe.
>>7739518
>stop breaking
breathing*
>>7738867
that horrible Reese Witherspoon voice
ugh
>>7739126
little brother to the rescue!
>>7738718
the guys in the parked car seem to be waiting for her. probably assisting her on the insurance fraud
>>7739132
more than 10% of wingsuit participants die every year.
fucked up hobby
>>7739323
shoplifters in Texas
>>7739165
Let's hope so. I don't wanna be a face without a face
>>7738893
Thanks bro, hate those shits, not even funny.
>>7739192
Notice how the parachute deployed last second
>>7739441
A young white man tries to learn something in a institution thats made for learning but he had a misfortune that he's is but in class with a bunch of subhuman monkeys with a below average iq that will ruin it for him. Story of the white man.
>>7739518
Jeb Corliss on Table Mountain. Broke both of his legs and lived to get rekt another day.
>>7739304
God, that person probably regrets their career choice forever. FOREVER UNCLEAN !
>>7739304
Hot, You still a virgin?
>>7739304 http://www.360nobs.com/2014/12/the-true-story-behind-the-woman-with-maggots-growing-in-her-vagina-scary-graphic-image/
>>7738893
woulda almost died bruh. you the man.
>>7738718
>dat clap
>>7738867
How is this well played? Noobs everywhere
>>7739841
lol negros
>>7739841
topkek
at least he lasted a couple seconds
>>7739841
I would buy this guy a beer holy shit, hes got balls.
>>7739372
Gas the monkey lot of them.
>>7739132
Wanna say that's Jeb Corliss. He survived, righted himself, pulled his chute. He rehabbed and still jumps.
>>7739372
>kid getting bullied physically
>doesn't defend himself and just asks for them to stop
>finally defends himself and puts the bully in a submission hold
>brother of bully starts freaking out
>after the bully stops he lets her go and asks her if she's okay
What the fuck man. Where the hell were the faculty or teachers? I understand that the education system and anti-bullying don't fucking work, but that's a school bus.
my third one.
>>7739862
Agreed, if he was white people would have jizzed in their pants at how badass that looked. Feels bad that nobody really tried to fight him, would have looked awesome.
rekt #3
>>7739894
I briefly taught at a middle school last year. There are too many out of control little shits and too few teachers to control them. Even if there were a teacher around, they probably couldn't do much about it. Honestly, I had to pass the job off to someone else because I was about ready to start beating the shit out of kids like that girl.
>>7738718
The guy getting out of the blue vehicle claps his fucking hands like, "Awesome" Fuck russia
>>7739914
ugh... one of the cops had a taser... right fuckin there. I guess it's too much effort to reach across your body to grab the non-lethal option. Better just shoot the nigger who poses a marginal threat.
Funny webm though.
>>7739936
What happened?
>>7739935
he pulled a weapon and attacked a cop, seems like the right amount of force was used
>>7739914
What a pussies, guns against a small screwdriver, well done fgts
>>7739954
jihad.
>>7739969
what the funk
>>7739969
I actually like that guy.
I have no idea why but just the readiness of it.
>>7739413
*It had to be close to impossible to see anything out of those helmets, I mean the eye holes don't even match up to where the eys actually are. No wonder those stuntmen were stumbling about.
>>7739969
This looks like improv. at drama school.
>Walk into the club like
>tastyabs.gif
>Put gun on counter
>Dare kill yourself, bro
>Checked
>Woman triggers
>Man does sit-ups like patrick starfish
>Let's get these shoes off you
>Fin.
>>7739969
Is that actually what happened?
>>7739954
Immigration.
>>7739323
Those guys really needed some freedom. No delivery fee on large orders.
>>7739998
Kill yourself.
So close.
>>7739914
yeh this one is pretty fucked up. The poor guy was mentally ill and living with his mother.
My roommate at the time started ranting about how that was completely justified and policemen need to protect their life too when the are in risk. But seriously, if you can`t fucking deal with a situation like this without having to shoot someone in the chest 4 times you should look for another job.
Fucking triggerhappy degenerates.
>>7739914
Drop it, guy.
I'm not your 'guy', 'buddy'.
>>7739841
"Y'all are RACIST! I'm tryna EAT!"
>here you go nigger have some hot sauce, niggers love hot sauce
>>7739936
Most of the people that died that night were trying to save their friends.
I don't care what you're expecting in the afterlife once you've committed these atrocities but... It had better involve something like eternal suffering.
>>7739962
Here's an idea- don't want to get shot then don't attack cops. Has worked for me and millions of other people so far.
>>7738893
why is john cena even a thing, its not that fucking funny
>>7739914
Its a fucking screwdriver, i know they can kill but first resort was to shoot the guy... also kek to the woman just the entire time in the background
>>7740031
If they can only shoot against any kind of attack, they don't deserve respect
>>7739894
It's scenarios like these that make me understand why schools get shot up.
I'd at least have gone back the day after and slit her neck open.
>>7739372
>DIN DO NUFFFFFFFFFFIIIIINNNNN
>>7739133
i laughed just cuz the song loops
>>7739471
Nice curl brother
>>7739126
I'm an english guy.
We don't whoop and holla.
I just started bouncing around my desk.
Justice as fuck.
>>7739132
Serves him right, "flying" an ISIS flag like that.
>>7738724
kek
>>7739914
Taser him you fucking dipshit
>>7740051
Title master
>>7739962
Listen here you little ungrateful nigger those brave souls are out there on the streets fighting hard every day combating human waste so that you can live a safe life and its a shame that you don't appreciate that. I cant say i wish that bad things happen to you but i would be really interest to see what would you do in a situation where a mentally unstable nigger that has 100 kilos tries to stab you. "What a pussies, guns against a small screwdriver, well done fgts" you know that if he stabs them in the heart or throat they can die, go fuck yourself you smelly cunt.
>>7739841
>T-shirt says "fuck the police"
Nigga had it coming
>>7740108
What are you talking about, it totally said "love the police" or even "respect the police"
>>7739957
You got that filename game goin on
>>7740081
damn that guy put up a hell of a fight. shoulda just ran tho.
>>7740017
lol did they prank him?
>>7739914
>*sigh* shit
>>7739957
Why the fuck are these kind of executions always so messy? The man pouring the liquid is also, to some degree, set on fire in at least half of these videos. I mean, say what you want about africans, but why can't they just wait a few seconds to let the executioner get out of dodge.
Anyone have the girl in the car crash with her face peeling off while the "I cant feel my face" song is playing over it?
>>7739372
Why are niggers such horrible animals?
>>7739841
I like how he starts crying before the cop hauls him down. Real hard brah.
Where is god? Rotten as this planet.
>>7739178
I think they both jumped, like they had a pact
My eyes... where...
>>7740010
I very much dislike people like you. So quick go point out flaws and Bitch like your a teenage girl. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say your not a officer, nor security that actually carries or have ever had to deal with some one else that has a weapon. Yes I said weapon. Clearly someone in the house called saying the suspect has a screw driver and is either trying to or threatening to stab some one. In that situation as a person/officer. Would you just show up to the house and be like oh hey guy with the screw driver. Let's talk. The officers gave verbal command to the suspect to put the possible weapon down and then he advanced quickly at an officer. What again would you do? Just be like hayyyyy stop that! No you would throw a couple rounds at him too. Now I'm not justifying using a pistol. He could have used a tazer but he didn't. I don't blame him. Least the didn't just beat the guy to death . Grow up learn how it is in the real world you child.
>>7739969
story
>>7740203
Father gets in fight with son, pulls out his gun and says something along the lines of "If you want to shoot me, go ahead." Son decides to pick up the gun and shoot himself instead. Father may have initially thought his son tried to shoot him and missed, hence the slap. Father and mother realise their son an hero'd and throw a fit.
>>7739304
I think my dick just got rekt
>>7739962
Why do faggots always expect police officers to use less effective means to protect themselves when dealing with dangerous people? The guy could have stabbed them to death, and he's in close range. How is it surprising that they would aerate this retard instead of risking their lives? It's not their job to risk themselves for crazy people, they're there to enforce the law.
>>7740198
>Clearly someone in the house called saying the suspect has a screw driver and is either trying to or threatening to stab some one.
no, his mom needed help getting him to go to the hospital. police have been there before to do the exact same thing before without shooting him. being yelled at from all sides would most likely disorient anyone
>>7739413
this LOL
>>7740198
#rekt
cops are often dicks, but they did it right in this situation. You come at the cops with a weapon, you're begging to get popped.
>>7739567
is he got placed in the same class as them its probably cuz hes as stupid ass them tho... and he seems like hes really trying to learn with his head in his desk alright
>>7739126
chinkouts > chimpouts
>>7740010
You came into this thread knowing this kind of shit would likely be here and you actually complain about it. Just fuck off.
>>7738871
Hell
>>7740270
Implying any school would dare split up classes by intelligence. They would get sued to shit for segregation.
>>7738867
I probably would've raped her then and there, nobody would've believed her to begin with since I'm sure her twitter/facebook is full of this shit anyway.
>>7740164
He got fucking maced in the face. The fact that he was still standing for that long is fucking amazing.
>>7739935
Fuck you, you damn degeneracy enabler, anyone who pulls a weapon on a cop deserves death
>>7739849
That guy pressed play without even missing the button once
>>7740023
goddammit Carl!
>>7740295
Remarkably, this kid survived. IIRC the guy has schizophrenia. He should be put down if he poses that much danger to the public, IMO.
>>7740302
I remember reading those guys came back and killed them later
>>7740189
why is gore so boring now?
>>7740284
>white bitches
>self-defense
pick one
>>7739969
dad confronts kid about him not having a job / edjucation / gf or something in that fashion if i recall, then offers him a gun in fake gesture to make him kill himself, and he does so they flip out in fashion
>>7740295
chinese people are more animal-like than blacks. prove me wrong.
>>7739914
>nig is almost dead on the floor, shot 4 times
DROP IT, PUT THE DAMN THING DOWN, PUT THE SCREWDRIVER DOWN
lmao murrican police
>>7739126
>>7739189
>>7739954
The just got #enriched
>>7740284
whaaat? idk where you went to school but thats what its like around here, you get placement tests and if you test well then you get into gifted or AP classes where the smartest kids are but if you test poor you get sent to regular classes wit h the stupid niggers
>>7739178
its a crackhead couple in russia. the girl jumped before him...
>>7740305
never seen this before, great post but how bout some info?
>>7740017
whats the story?
>>7738729
Nigga, do you see a fucking board called /png/?
Vietnam?
>>7738893
Mein neg
>>7740364
Rio, brazil
>>7740364
Holy shit, do you think he survived?
>>7740081
niggers, man
>>7740395
That's Abu Azrael with some burnt Daesh corpses. True hero.
Well, I'll order a pizza.
>>7740377
holy fuck dude never eating pig in a foreign country or meat for that matter
>>7739413
This NEEDS a soundtrack
>>7740403
>it's good and an act of valor if another branch of islam/islamic fighters does it
fuck off mudslime
>>7739969
Gotta love how his dad still slaps him after he died
>>7739567
its actually a girl
>>7739914
I'm laughing so hard at the mother in this
>>7740418
what retarded backwards place are you from cuz that makes no sense... that happens when teachers grade on a curve and thats to save their schools ass.. its not for the students you stupid fuck its so the school wont get closed down... only the poorest school systems do this
>>7739954
Angela Merkel's dream fully realized.
>>7740364
just like bruce jenner this is fake and gay
>>7740051
Didnt even flinch
>>7740447
kek
Moar, motherfuckers!
>>7738857
fucksake thank you anon i laughed with my heart
>>7739914
PUT THE GODDAMN DETONATOR DOWN
>>7740142
Cause everyone is so eager to see someone die, blood lust
>>7740019
holy shit dude.... vibrated for a good minute there...
>>7739372
Pink Beefy.
>>7740364
Man, Dagos really can't shoot for shit, can they?
>>7740333
we can't, too many of them, they just stopped caring man, fuck me
>>7740395
Remove Kebab
>Make Kebab
>>7740364
he survived
>>7740331
I think the kid did the right thing. He's got that kind of idiotic parents handing a loaded gun to their kid and challenging him to kill himself, and the mother lays back in an arm chair. What kind of a idiots are they? They probably are the reason he doesn't have and education / job / girlfriend and the kid probably never blamed them. Pathetic ignorant idiots.
>>7740403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6lsTgZKAQ
Tit for tat.
>>7740466
Idiot cops and idiot man who thought it'd be funny to challenge them.
>>7740321
this is some intence close quarters combat footage, fuck
>>7738715
my mate was on the train behind this one.
>Lucky
>>7740357
If I had to guess I'd say its the Aussies in the Pacific theater in WW2. Some of the island campaigns.
>>7739935
would you shut the fuck up
and before edgy m8
tasers DO fail he was like a a meter away
Fuck him
>>7740034
First resort was saying "hey put it down buddy"
Second resort was yelling "drop it"
Its only when he lunged that they shot. Also tasers are not 100% effective.
>>7740289
To think, if he'd have ran and jumped... might have been alright.
>>7740055
So they should let themselves be stabbrd first? Or should they use magic cop powers to control people without using force? Would you prefer they beg people to not stab them?
>>7740321
That was fucking brutal, holy shit. You almost never see something that visceral. A real fight for their lives!
>>7739132
let the bodies hit the floor
>>7740445
Really nigga it's the happy days song
>>7739914
He deserved it :)
>>7740142
That's the problem with Africa..no water
>>7740378
Cop here again: I wouldnt have shot the dog that fast, but I cant say he was wrong either. I LOVE dogs...but it looks like he tried to get its leash, they didnt want to shoot it.
Basically most departments give a lot of leeway with dogs. If its off leash and so much as growls you can shoot it...I dont, but I have a way with animals.
>>7740619
That timestamp
>>7740081
he din du
>>7740081
Hope he gets fucked in the ass everyday.
>>7739962
Its one thing for the guy brandishing a screwdriver to get away when you had a gun and couldve definitely incapacitated him. Its another if the guy cuts you open. say what you will, but youre gonna feel pretty lame when youre in the hospital no matter how much of your honor you think you kept. Also when you answer the door with a screw driver youre already clearly not the "fair fight" type of guy. And am i the only one whos a little more scared of the guy who chooses to show you a screw driver over a knife? i think the knife is ussually for show and to let people know youre crazy. the people with screw drivers are more likely to use them.
>>7740691
You've got a fair point, but mate here is the thing. I'll use myself as an example. I'm a fit guy, I once had a deranged guy lunge at me with a gerber. While he attempted to attack, I was already in my fight or flight mode. I assessed, he isn't that fit, and the way he was waving the gerber around, he wasn't gonna slice my carotid if I had my arms protecting it. I took him down. He was rather larger than I was. Similarly most coppers are required to be fit, at least in Australia, you don't pass the fitness, you can leave the police force. The copper carry a gun, but if you saw a police officer handle stuff here, you would think what the coppers did there was embaressing. There were two of them, one of him. Yeah the guy did something stupid by lunging forward. A copper here would simple slap him to the ground, punch him a bit and then arrest him. Shooting is the last option, if you absolutely must. Here if a copper is shooting someone, they better have a bloody good reason for doing that under their power, or they will loose their career and go to jail themselves. Accountability.
>>7740302
can we get more niggers holding white women at gunpoint
>>7739962
let me attack you with a screw driver idiot... hell a pencil. come on you are a big guy let me, you may only lose an eye no big deal.
>>7740723
Your cops have dofferent rules than we do.
I had former Ausie cop in my department a while back, he would tell us about his exploits down under. They can get away with a lot of stuff we in the US cant, like using non-lethal weapons to the point of what we would consider abuse here. But there frm what he said, if someone pulled a knife he had to back away and give them a way to escape then wait to see if they came at him. Here if they are less than 21ft (about 7meters) and pull a melee weapon (bat, knife, screwdriver) we are taught to shoot. The logic is at 21feet they can get to you before you can draw and use a non-lethal weapon.
>I used to work in a department where I couldnt hit with a closed fist.
>>7740198
You don't blame him?
You're clearly a fucking degenerate american cunt then, you fucking moron.
Unless your life is directly in danger with a serious threat, there is no excuse to use a lethal firearm,. except in your fucking backwards ass shit-hole of a country, the day the world blow you fucking gun-toting redneck cunts off this planet is the day the world can rest and be happy, with the extinction of the most fucking retarded society on Earth, that is America.
>>7739914
he is fucking dead... drop it drop it.. u fcking retards.. shoot him cause he has a screwdriver... definitely can kill u
>>7740302
let me guess? SA?
>>7740051
hey bro wahts up,,, nothing special..just lost my head...
>>7740104
Fuck you you brain dead, bigoted asshole, I guess your a tough guy talking all that 'nigger' shit on the net but knowing you would never say that in a room full of black men, eat a dick you faggot.
>>7740284
The din du is strong in this one
>>7740342
i ahd a laugh
>>7740446
You sound like an ignorant nigger desu
>>7740333
Police is fucked up there, if you help they might think you're actually the culprit.
>>7740754
>Unless your life is under direct threat
Nigga he lunged at then with a fucking screw driver! Thats a deadly weapon! More people are killed by fucking screwdrivers than gun. Thier lives were under direct threat
>>7740784
> More people are killed by fucking screwdrivers than gun.
kek
Go back to pre-school, you imbecile.
>>7740754
I can't hear you over all that butthurt yuropoor.
>>7738893
Thank u
>>7740770
lol
Nigger
>>7739914
This is how niggers need to be handled worldwide. Literally anything should be a legal excuse to shoot them.
>>7740797
LOL
Dickhead
>>7740813
Another internet tough guy.
>>7740148
this is pretty depressing
>>7739862
rewarding black people for bad behavior is why black people are so dysfunctional in society.
>>7739936
Bring out your dead
>>7740770
I call niggers pavement apes to their slack jawed yellow eyed faces everyday you pussy ass coon
>>7740752
Fake and Gay
