...and who is she, anyway?
More... >>7692780
Olivia Jensen
love this girl...
>>7692789
Thank you
>>7692789
She's a porns star right? or at least a nude model or something?
I mean theres no way shes doing those videos just to get attention.
>>7692780
god, i want my face buried in that ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0bU8VklHY0
ffw to 1:44 and try to not bust a nut..try
>>7693177
Nah, she's not doing porn per se. Some suggestive pics exist, and her "info" vids are sexy enough to turn dick diamonds. She HAS done two vids that I know of that are obviously explicitly for arousal, but that's all:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1388181/pawg_olivia_1.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1388183/pawg_olivia_2.html
>>7693525
I just dont get her angle. She doesnt do porn or nude pics and she doesnt get any money for her videos?
>>7693685
You've never heard of an attention whore?
Mal Malloy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxCpYH-8YxM
>>7693685
Lonely housewife or divorced or maybe just alone and older. Wants to feel good about herself so she makes videos for attention.
Basically she's a dumb bitch and you probably wouldn't want to hold a conversation with her. She probably can't hold her own personality when in relationships anyway.
>>7693749
If she put out often enough (daily or at least several times a week) she wouldn't have to have many other qualities tbqh. You rarely find the perfect woman anyway, i.e fun, interesting and intelligent who's also sex-crazed. My own gf has the previously mentioned qualities but due to various factors puts out like once every two months (yeah, it sucks) or so. Such is life.
So yeah, if the bitch would spread dem massive cheeks for me often enough she can be as moronic and pathetic as she wants.
>>7693784
You sound like you're someone in your twenties at most.
Take it from someone who married his hot college girlfriend. You get older, they get older.
Sex is great but even if they stay hot you WILL start to resent what a shitty companion they are.
I hate my wife so much I'd rather jack off than fuck her.
She still thinks we can work shit out but as soon as the kids are old enough I'm gone.
>>7693834
Well yeah, 28. Been with this girl 7 years though, and it's been an ongoing problem (early years I still managed to get laid maybe twice a month though). Point is, the other qualities make up for much of this (this is also why I haven't dumped my gf despite having been sexually frustrated for years)
But yeah, I get you, even the sex can't make up for them being the mental equivalent of a stale loaf of bread
>>7693834
you sound like a loser
>>7693834
You are trash
>>7693945
Maybe you suck at sexo?
>>7693834
Unless your kids are getting out in two years or so has she done anything so horrible that you don't want her around? I mean if you have five to ten years circumstances can and will change.
>>7693834
Spare the kids a loveless home and leave her now if that's how you feel. Be real to them and yourself. I bet you talk shit here but irl you're a complete kek.
>>7693744
lol no it isnt. but that video you linked is.
>>7694405
are you some kind of fag? eat shit and die faggot.
>>7693333
quads
>>7693834
I've been married for close to 10 years with 3 kids. just bite down and bear through the shit. Kids need their dad more than people think. Plus, blowjobs end at the honeymoon if you know what I mean.
>>7692780
>>7692787
>>7692799
>>7692802
Ass for fucking days!
>>7693834
Stay in their lives as much as you possibly can, because they do need you, but get out of there. You're not doing them any favors whatsoever by sticking around for them. If anything, when they learn, they're going to assume a measure of guilt because they're why you and her stayed in a bad relationship. They're better off learning that a marriage can end amicably than carrying the train wreck you describe as an example.
She is too aware of how big her ass is. I hate the way she turns around.
Damn. I've been married 6 years and my wife still gives a blowjob every time we have sex.
>>7695218
that's the point of the videos. obviously she is aware of her ass. if she is a woman, she will obsess over her body. and if she is working for Indo, then she is aware of how much men will obsess over her body, too
>>7695242
>this
I have known people who have great sex and romantic lives, years into their marriage. I wonder why some marriages turn out dry and miserable, while others look like absolute bliss
>>7692780
Her ass is just.... just, truly amazing. It makes me want to continue living life.
>>7692802
>yfw there's probably a guy who is tired of fucking her
Name: Olivia Jensen
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YouTube Channel:
"Olivia Jensen"
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxMNhElH7bFAs0Idg_ygfjw/
This channel doesn't really contain the videos she's known for.
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Other YouTube Channels:
"AllGoodThingsNetwork"
https://www.youtube.com/user/AllGoodThingsNetwork
This is where popular webm's come from.
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Example/Popular YouTube Videos:
"Olivia Jensen DIY Distress Jeans"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZQshBy_xxs
"Olivia Jensen Cute & Sexy Hair Tutorial - Allgoodthings.tv"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0bU8VklHY0
"Olivia Jensen Q&A"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHwSlN0Uz4
------------------------------
Twitter Account:
@OliviaJensenDIY
https://twitter.com/OliviaJensenDIY
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Other Twitter Accounts:
@AllGoodThings99
https://twitter.com/AllGoodThings99
I dont get it, is she fat or not?
>>7696548
Its like someone took a chubby girl and pushed all the fat into a lumpy ass. I bet its cottage cheesed as fuck
>>7696550
Are you always this gay
Do you think she's a shallow person?
just asking for scientific purposes.
>>7696601
only when i'm sucking your cock
>>7696548
in her recent videos its seems she is getting fatter
>>7696548
that's a very fat girl that had tons of liposuction surgeries.
>>7693834
I hear ya man. I have 5 more years. She can tell I abhor her lame-ass hangups and tolerate them for peace and quiet.
>>7696631
Not that it matters, but she is.
the ass was fat
theres a reason you only see her in parts of the home a woman should be
>>7692780
So fucking high test
>>7696617
Keep talking like dat an imma suck dat dick.. no homo
what a depressing AF thread
>>7696533
She's trying so hard it becomes comical. Then when I think she's either divorced or lonely it becomes even more funny.
>>7693834
This is what I fear of marriage anyway. Her getting fat, me coming to dislike her as the marriage goes on and wish for solitude from the nagging and shit testing arguments etc.
>>7696533
does she ever make that ass clap?
>>7703247
you are pathetic
>>7703247
She's an attractive young female with a ridiculous ass. Loneliness is probably the last thing she's feeling.
>>7693685
>>7693749
She and Mal Maloy do the same, both want attention when bored, then just vanish and come back later when they want more attention.
Anyway, here is a pic of her natural
Bump. Anyone got anymore of Mal Malloy?
Why are the only 2 girls with huge asses and hips these kind of fucked up kind of attention whores who don't do porn and shit?
>>7694668
this.
everything your kids come to know about relationships they develop from a young age.
What you think you are doing is keeping the family together and all that jazz for the good of the kids....
But in actuality you are teaching them that shitty relationships are what they are to expect and strive for.
You can stay in their lives and be a good father (and a happy father) after peacing out.
>>7703215
You wanna buy a loveseat?
>>7692780
Someone please gif or webm the end credits.
Silk panties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKue2C9eFgM
sorry but she's deformed. phat bottom, skinny top.
>>7696653
According to that logic, every pear shaped women had liposuction. You can clearly see that her body is real.
The stupidity of some people...
>>7706907
If that's deformed, then your gay as fuck, or a clueless female.
>>7694697
>Plus, blowjobs end at the honeymoon if you know what I mean.
Maybe for you they did, poor bastard
>>7706907
Don't apologize to us. Apologize to your parents when you tell them you're gay.
>>7694697
No, they don't. Get to a therapist and if that doesn't help get the fuck out.
You guys think she likes black guys?
>>7693834
oh man :^( i hope things get better
>>7693972
You sound like a beta kekfag
>>7707618
kekt
Gentlemen, I hate to be the one to break it to you guys, but she's fat as fuck, and if you actually did see her ass naked, it would likely resemble cottage cheese.
You can lie and say that resigning yourself to this fetish ISN'T the result of your inability to get with an attractive girl, but actually a product of your being so alpha, but no one here is buying it.
>>7709179
Why do you cunts always insist on filling threads with complete rubbish? Over 50% of this thread is off-topic whining from cunts like you.
No one cares, stay out of the thread.
>>7709189
Cause it makes beta chubby chasers like you get rubbed raw. And that's pretty entertaining.
>>7706862
olivia josen
>>7709179
I have to disagree with this. Maybe once you're older and you've actually made love to a woman you'll understand. Are you implying that all humans have the same personal preferences?
>>7709179
People like what they fucking like. Fuck off.
>>7709323
That's certainly not my implication at all. There are all kinds of fetish, a quick scroll through this board shows that. And there's nothing inherently wrong with liking cottage cheese asses. Absolutely, do you. Just know that this is absolutely the realm of betas who can't get with skinnier girls.
If you're disagreeing with this not being almost exclusively the realm of low self-esteem betas, well, you're likely one yourself. Which, again, is fine. Do you.
If you're disagreeing that her ass looks like cottage cheese, well, I think we know which of us has actually seen a woman naked and which of us resides solely in the realm of photo-shopped "pin-up" models.
>>7710696
>thinks only black guys like her.
shes till young so all that weight isnt gonna be an issue unless you get her preggo...which i probably would because fuck pulling out sometimes
I was doing some investigative fapping and came across these.
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1790949/pawg_olivia_jensen.html
>>7709138
Hoooooly damn.
>>7693525
most underrated post in here
>>7706792
Because they don't want to? :)
>>7711177
Kill yourself.
I get, she knows she can get views on youtube because she has a big ass and thats whats "in" at the moment but jesus christ. Stop beating around the bush and just fuck something already, i bet she is stupid cunt with shitty morals and thinks doing this doesnt cross them or something.
im mad, hate half ass attention whores.
>>7711483
I don't even need her to fuck something. If she can just make a good ass video (literally), and maybe get naked. I mean we don't ask for a lot. Just film your butt and shake it and grab it and so on then diamonds would be produced.
>>7709179
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>>7706792
shit looks nasty naked.
cellulite out the ass
>>7693834
>>7693945
>>7694652
>>7694668
>>7706832
>>7694697
>>7695208
>>7699333
>>7703249
I fucking hate people born in the late 80's/early 90's. I'm so fucking glad I was born in 1997. Your generation is fucking awful. You guys think you are so special when you were spoiled as fuck as a kid with your shitty nintendo, atari, and 90's shows and cartoon network/nickelodeon. At least my generation strives for excellence since we get inspiration from what we see around us and our schools have almost 0% bullying nowadays. I cannot be more serious about this than NOW. I wish you guys would die out but you're only like 5-10 years older than me. Maybe in 2070 I won't have to put up with this stupid shit. If the civil war, world war 3, or the 4th reich comes, I hope change will come sooner than expected. Stupid ass useless fucking cunts.
I just fapped to a girl who wasnt getting fucked or wasnt naked...... i need to marry this bitch
>>7712305
kill yourself
>>7712326
You first. You'll die sooner than me anyways.
>>7706792
Because her ass probably doesn't look nearly as good without pants on.
>>7712305
Revolting. Your entire generation is a popularity contest.
>>7712305
people like you are the reason that we haven't wiped out isis yet
>>7712305
fucking KEK
>>7712305
what the fuck does this even mean? What are you even bitching about? This is incoherence incarnate.
>>7712305
Born in 96. You're a fucking retard.
>>7693834
I do not feel bad for you, it's your fault for having married someone for the wrong reasons.
>>7712305
jesus fucking christ you are goddamn unbearable.
Show me the excellence then you fucking twat. All I see is a bunch of entitled bitches. Go ahead, grow out of it, then I'll respect you.
fuu
>>7693333
just did and failed
>>7712305
lol you're just as retarded as all the people you hate.
you think you're special for being part of something(the year range you were born) that you didn't actually choose.
every generation is retarded, including yours.
>>7712305
Calm down, brah...
>>7712305
calm down kiddo
>>7712305
this is bad bait. you should feel bad. now kill yourself.
>>7712305
>responding to an obvious troll
p.s. we got a better education than you
or at least i did. enjoy being stupid your whole life.
>>7709138
IT'S A GUNDAM
>>7693525
and now webmified
>>7712305
'96 Here.
You're the edgiest faggot I have ever seen. You're the type of kid to say you want to kill people just for fun, though if given the chance you'd pussy out.
>>7706898
will post those in a minute
>>7706898
more
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>>7712305
holy shit, this is the most I've ever laughed in a ylyl before.
>>7712261
Pretty much every girl has cellulite, even athletes, You're clearly a virgin.
>126 posts
>19 images
congrats, another high point for you, /gif/
>>7713874
still bad bait, but you're getting better anon, make it less subtle
>>7696533
that was Olivias prime right there that moment
>>7693834
>I hate my wife so much I'd rather jack off than fuck her.
>She still thinks we can work shit out but as soon as the kids are old enough I'm gone.
I know exactly how you feel.
>>7715564
has she gotten fat or due to their bodys going to shit since she just sits around?
>>7712880
This guy gets it.
>>7712305
This thread should be called "Dad n' Asses" for fuck's sake.
This thread started off so hot and then I made the mistake of reading the replies and now I'm just really sad.
>>7712305
28 here. These guys are pieces of shit, but so are you and the rest of us. That's why were here. Now shut the fuck up and get back to fappin'.
>>7711177
palindrome
