WHAT THE IN FUCK
>be me
>turn on computer
>it's an update episode
>why tho.jpg
>whatever, go about my day
>return 10 minutes later
>update stuck at 22%
>also says Warning: do not restart computer
>have to hard reboot it since this shit usually happens the first time it wants to update
>no choice but to reboot now, do it
>try to hit the power button
>IT WONT FUCKING TURN ON
MICROSOFT YOU IMCOMPETENT FUCKS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR MANDATORY UPDATES - WHICH BY THE WAY HARDLY WORK - AND THANKS TO YOUR SHITTY SOFTWARE MY HARDWARE GOT FUCKING RUINED.
I AM REALLY FUCKING TEMPTED TO SUE SINCE I LOST ALL MY FUCKING SCHOOL WORK, RPGMAKER GAMES, PERSONAL PHOTOS AND OVER 4000+ PICS FROM 4CHAN
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE THIS A BLOG BUT AS A WARNING TO /g/: UNINSTALL WINDOWS 10!! DO IT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE IM SO FUCKING PISSED
Should've installed gentoo
Your own fault for using Win10.
>>55578696
I DONT KNOW HOW
>>55578690
C U C K E D
A G A I N
W I N C U C K S
>>55578690
>is told not to turn off the computer
>turns off the computer
It's your fault for not having two brain cells to rub together
>>55578690
>Warning: do not restart computer
>hard reboot it
Can you see where the mistake was?
>>55578690
>using Windows 10
>>55578708
Start with mint and work your way up.
Something happened.
B-but muh windows!! Anything else is a m-meme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9mXyakv2i8
>>55578702
>>55578723
NOT LIKE IT WAS A CHOICE
>>55578734
>>55578741
Except it fucking doesn't load because Microsoft hires the cheapest pajeets when possible. God damn just realized all tech companies hire pajeets no wonder tech is shit
>>55578690
>not keeping important things like schoolwork in the cloud
>be me
>turn on computer
>it's an update episode
>download and install updates
>restart
>everything werks
all in 3 minutes
feels good man
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
>>55578690
Just boot from a memory stick and copy all the important stuff you painfully retarded piece of shit.
>be me
>turn on computer
>no forced updates
>decide to update anyway, haven't done it in a week
>everything downloads and installs
>just werks
I use linux
>>55578690
Retard.
>>55578804
>all in 3 minutes
Meant 3 hours, sorry
>>55578803
>botnet
>>55578793
>tech is shit
Nah pal, you are shit. If you cant follow simple instructions, then you should just stick to something easy, like a magna doodle.
>>55578854
nice try freetard
pacman -Syu yourself
>>55578690
I don't have this problem on windows 10 :^)
>>55578780
:^)
>>55578804
>be me
>be linux fag
>no mandatory updates
>i can choose whether or not to update
>sudo pacman -Syyuu
>still doing my shit while my whole system is upgraded
>no need to restart
>everything werks
feels fucking good fampai.
>>55578875
What
>>55578908
>>55578920
>>55578930
I am using wincuck see >>55578804
>>55578906
>>55578888
>using the smiley with the carrot nose?
>>55578690
>>also says Warning: do not restart computer
>>have to hard reboot
................
>>55578690
unplug your psu cable
hold your towers power button for 30 sec
replug your power cord
reboot
this is the 3rd computer with win10 that ive had this problem with now. idk whats going on
>>55578793
If you knew how to use a computer
it wouldn't have auto-updated..
>be hackintoshfag
>turn on computer
>nothing happens because you have to manually install updates
>can still work when its downloading
>update install takes about 5-7 minutes
But unlike linuxfags we have adobe programs and video editors that actually work
>be me
>have windows 10
>everything works
>...
>profit
>>55578690
Fucking wow. Please tell me you're not able to reproduce.
>have old hdd
>windows le updates overnight
>kills my hdd down to a wopping like .0001 mb writespeed
Wow sure, whatever. Works fine for me, I like it. If you don't want to use it, then don't. Linux is good but just for browsing and programming.
>using windows
>not using windows on linux in a VM with pci-e passthrough enabled for 99% native GPU and hardware performance
>not backing up your data
kek these dumb kids never learn
>>55579109
Some people can't do passthrough and afford good hardware.
>>55579136
>being poor
LOL
>>55579109
>not running both linux and windows on a bare metal hypervisor.
>>55579148
>wait 1 hour between context switches
>>55579142
Not everyone is rich, asshole. If you can afford something that doesn't mean everyone can. I try to appreciate what I have, sone people have less.
>>55579186
Are you retarded? CPU scheduling hasn't been an issue for modern hypervisors in years.
>>55579259
Ignore the richtards. Apparently people think it's insulting to call others poor. This is 4chan, where the scum of society hangs out.
>>55579290
I know, but still... Anyway, I'm glad to see a good person here. Have a good day/night!
>>55578753
>up
>>55579290
>>55579259
lol @ the weak chains of the gene pool and losers patting each others backs
enjoy your inferiority lmao
>>55579290
>This is 4chan, where the scum of society hangs out.
Underrated post.
>>55578793
simple-minded people like you belong to Apple.
>>55578793
>doesn't load because Microsoft
Yes, it's all Microsoft's fault.
You do realize everything is tested internally before pushed, and that Microsoft doesn't give the slightest of fucks about you, right?
>>55579383
>>55578690
>On /g/
>Doesn't disable "mandatory" updates
>>55579424
You enjoy sucking dragon dildos? Hey, whatever gets you moist...
>>55579383
stay mad and poor l0l
>>55579461
> poor
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
>>55579485
How stupid do you have to be to not make money?
>>55579485
you didn't deny being butthurt :^)
>>55578690
>i never used windows 10
ok kid
>>55579494
> How stupid do you have to be to not make money?
What the actual fuck? Is English not your native language?
I make... enough.
> you didn't deny being butthurt :^)
Nope, actually today's been a pretty good day. All the rentals are occupied, and the occupancy permit for the house I just built was granted.
But to be fair, anyone that posts on 4chan is likely going to be a little mad. Seems to just be the nature of the thing.
>>55578690
>reboot during update
>"all data gone"
Are you dumb?
>>55578970
>carrot
It's carat you plebe
>>55579531
sounds like bullshit but alright, if you can afford a 200$ AMD p.o.s you're richer than 99% of the losers here lel
>>55578690
>>also says Warning: do not restart computer
>>have to hard reboot
Fuck off retard.
>>55578690
Windows 10 didnt break anything. Fucking spaz. Your data is safe just learn how to recover it and dont do anything hastey like formating your hdd.
>>55578690
i hate retards like you. the fucking thing says do not turn off the computer, yet you fucking turn it off. fucktard. also, use ltsb n if you must use win10.
>>55579531
>Is English not your native language?
What drugs are you on boy? My sentence has a clause so it makes sense.
>I make enough...
This is proof you understand my sentence.
Whatever you're probably a pajeet (please tell me how to get hired to shitpost on 4chan)
>I make enough... [2]
Then just build a PC. Pay off the parts monthly.
>You didn't deny being butthurt
Excuse me, what?
>>55579615
>Pay off the parts monthly
Poor fag mindset, I bet your in debt. I may not have alot of money but I buy everything in cash.
>Windows updates lack so much verbosity or utility that people rage reboot and nuke their FS.
Sounds about right, fuck Windows, time to install Linux.
>>55578696
Goteem waw lad youre smrat
>>55578690
Same thing happened to me OP. Installed Fedora 24 and everything works properly now.
>wangblows user too incompetent to turn off Recommended Updates or install Never10
Lmao
>>55578888
>>55579635
Tell me your employer. NOW.
>>55578888
Quads for truth.
>>55578690
>>be me
fuck off reddit
Seriously what the fuck is it doing, hashing every file on your computer and reporting it back to some MS database?
>>55579668
Tell me your employer? You mean my profession?
I'm a systems engineer.
So while we're talking about 10, is it possible to 100% disable updates in Professional edition?
>>55578793
Tard
>>55579762
I will check this when I get home
>>55578930
>Mom I posted it again!
>>55579700
Exactly
>>55578690
Dude, data recovery businesses are a thing. Calm down and figure out whether your HDD/SSD is really fucked and can't be looked at by a professional.
>>55579792
posted from arch linux
>>55580042
Gentoo akshually
>>55580272
lmao
>>55580023
this. the update is just part of the on the disk
Go to the back of the computer find the pwoer supply switch the main one not the one cmthat change voltage and flip it off and then back on again OP
¥olandi vi$$er
>>55579546
>disdane
>>55580272
>>55583452
Sensual
>be me
who the fuck else would you reddit browsing retards be
Windows can't brick your motherboard, it should post
>>55578996
This poojet propaganda needs to end
You cannot disable updates on any laptop that was shipped with 10 pre-installed on it
Windows 7 did the same exact thing you fucking retards. You're like niggers pretending they didn't deserve to be gunned
>go rob a bank
>policemen shot me
>WTF FUCKING WINDOWS 10
It hurts to laff omfg op you're autistic,are you niggers actually gonna help him fix it
>>55583656
>spergin'
>>55583676
See
>>55581736
I told him the only thing that mught bring it back but was completely ignored
>>55578690
Install Ubuntu man. It's so easy a 4 year old could do it.
>>55579564
I imagine so, yeah, and no validity is required. Guess you'll just have to take my word for it or not.
As for the AMD POS, I'm waiting for the dust to settle. It's about time to replace my existing machine. It may be showing my autism, but I like the lack of DVI. We'll see.
>>55579615
> Pay monthly
>>55579635
> Pay cash
The over under is interest. How much will I pay vs how much will I make? The quick and dirty math on the washer/dryer I just bought says that if I put that ~$2500 in an 18 month CD, and make minimum payments of $26/month on a purchase that gave me 24 months same as cash, I'll come out ~$200 ahead vs paying cash now.
Also, was a great evening for a trail ride.
>>55578888
Werks on my machine :^)
>>55578908
weird. I have to reboot mah loonix to get the New librarys and shit cleanly running. Sure, can do that for every single deamon, but who got time for that?
Also: are you livepatching your kernel?
Oh not, not your +4000 4chan pictures you were too lazy to back up
> using Windows unironically
>>55583625
Yes you can, by upgrading to Windows 7.
>>55578690
this... is the power... of windows 10...
>>55583684
Do you call every statement you don't like "sperging"?
>Be me
>Turn on PC
>No updates
>Loads WinXP
>Stuff that is still compatable with xp works
>>55584912
This. Windows XP mater race
>>55578690
>"Warning: do not restart computer"
>restarts computer
>after ten minutes
No, anon, you are the retarded one here.
Simpleminded fools infiltrate /g/rimy crews.
>>55578690
>Reboot when it says not to reboot
>It breaks something
WELL NO FUCKING SHIT OP
Are you fucking retarded or something?
>>55579340
>i get everything i wan from moma and daddy
>LOL POORFAG XD
