Alright /g/, 2 years ago I ended my relationship with my ex and literally became a isolated NEET, shitposting on /g/ all day and night, barely getting passing grades on university, didn't even kiss any girl all that years.
A year ago I made the best decision in my life, and bought a 15 inch Retina MacBook Pro®. That's when my life started changing.
With the Mac I really got into iOS development, it's really fun and easy, I started learning Swift and it's simply great, everything just works, and my self-steem started increasing exponentially.
One day, I was at StarBucks developing an iOS App, and a qt girl talked to me. She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed.
The next week I met with her at the mall and we watched Mowgli, it was really fun, I kissed her at the end.
Then she said she's studying to enter a CS university, her dream is to become a game developer. That moment I realized I finally found the woman of my life, she's my 3D waifu, and she's the girl I want to pregnate.
All of that thanks to Apple's great piece of engendering, the MacBook® really changed my life. Thanks Apple!
>>55571044
You should write a novel, that was an interesting read.
No need to waste your talent here
>>55571044
10/10 will buy a macbook
Let's have a tour around NASA launch control center?
Adventure begins
>>55571080
Launch Control Center Firing Room 1
>>55571090
Look at all those Macs!
>>55571090
Area Warning Panel
>>55571094
>>55571098
Blue Marble Telephone
>>55571108
Firing Room 1 Consoles
>>55571117
That's an awful lot of macs they got there
>>55571117
And what powers these consoles?
You guessed right!
>>55571044
Because the useful stuff have been brought up to the ISS where fags doesn't exist and conditions are tough
>>55571129
osx!
>>55571129
>Redhat.
Nice.
>>55571129
>that wire management
Imagine accidentally snagging and pulling a few out
>>55571090
>>55571117
It is decided. To become a real productive person I shall sell my Thinkpad and Macbook and get a Dell prebuild. Only Dell prebuilds get people into space, thinkapds and macbooks are for anime/gayporn watching teenagers.
>>55571154
I know you're being ironic but it's surprisingly close to truth.
Mechanical keyboards, bezelless screens, pretty icons, gaming mice and riced terminal doesn't make the work finish itself
>>55571182
Actually my uni has new Dell Optiplex prebuilds, with standard mouse and keyboard. They're surprisingly comfortable to work on.
>>55571227
If this keyboard had a different finish which didn't attract so much dirt it would be 10/10 design
>>55571244
Ayy, my school had those keyboards. I couldn't agree more. Just wish I stole more of them. Only took one with me home
![61QdxDlZViL._SL1200_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lLuyiWE.jpg "61QdxDlZViL._SL1200_[1].jpg")
>>55571244
>>55571295
The keyboards I was talking about is this model, the 'kb-212'. I actually considered buying one to replace my parents keyboard at their place.
The mouse too is even though being basic incredibly responsive, after reading about how terrible Dell and prebuilds are supposed to be on /g/ for a few years I was positively surprised using them.
>>55571136
>You will never survive a critical situation in 0G with the guy of the Space Oddity cover singing while providing you with tools
Why live?
>>55571244
Believe it or not the keyboard in >>55571316 gets way more fucking dirtier, somehow
>>55571244
I fucking love that keyboard
>>55571410
I believe you man. Had plenty of similar keyboards.
![cebca9cda006f287cef2eb2e32ff0d39[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rbEcZQS.jpg "cebca9cda006f287cef2eb2e32ff0d39[1].jpg")
>>55571244
>not superior media edition
what is going on this thread?
![dell-latitude-E5540-front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BBqFnC8.jpg "dell-latitude-E5540-front[1].jpg")
>>55571453
Embrace the Dell
Love the Dell
>>55571044
>She asked "are you gay"?
so when are you gonna tell her?
>>55571442
that is what i'm using right meow. comfy as fuck
>>55571442
My absolute favourite keyboard. My model has been through 9 years of constant use and has broken several times. Still keeps trucking along.
>>55571501
But I'm straight anon, I told the truth.
>>55571044
>3D waifu
Oxymoron.
>>55571044
Thanks for your blog. +1, upvoted, liked,
Subscribed.
>>55571044
>implying any of this happened
>>55571044
> She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed.
Great fic.
>>55574564
Top kek
