We all know that once something stylish is seen being done/used/owned by someone who isn't cool or hip (or whatever you kids say these days), the popularity of that stylish thing decreases dramatically.
/g/entlemen, I plan to ruin Apple Inc.
First of all let me tell you a little about myself, I'm fat, have greasy black hair, quite a few spots here and there, and most of the time I fucking stink. I don't get on well with people outside of my own geeky little group, and despite being a huge failure, I'm still a sarcastic fucker who thinks he's better than everyone else. I'm the epitomy of a social pariah.
I'm going to buy a macbook, and ensure that I'm seen with it by as many people as possible, every net cafe, every college, every public area I still have access to, people will see me slapping down my huge pudgey fingers on the keyboard of an Apple product.
I won't stop there either, I'll take pictures of myself semi-naked so all my jelly rolls are in full view with the macbook, and post the images on every mac forum (and any other related forum) I can find online.
Wish me luck, /g/.
Good luck. It's important to have something you can devote yourself to.
>>55554509
inb4 mlp happens again and every /g/ fag starts buing macbooks
>>55554509
>semi naked
What happened to IN IT TO WIN IT, Francis?
>>55554509
This won't work.
>>55554509
>let me tell you a little about myself, I'm fat, have greasy black hair, quite a few spots here and there, and most of the time I fucking stink.
>I plan to ruin Apple Inc.
Well, what a surprise.
Any more poorfags want to come out clean here?
>>55554509
You must don the holy vestments of the fedora, the cargo shorts, and the black-with-blue-flames button-down shirt. All three items must be ill-fitting as to accomplish your task.
Godspeed, /g/reat warrior.
>>55554509
I enjoy this pasta.
>>55554509
Godspeed you glorious fat bastard.
