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2016-07-13 13:06:27 Post No. 55554509
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2016-07-13 13:06:27
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We all know that once something stylish is seen being done/used/owned by someone who isn't cool or hip (or whatever you kids say these days), the popularity of that stylish thing decreases dramatically.
/g/entlemen, I plan to ruin Apple Inc.
First of all let me tell you a little about myself, I'm fat, have greasy black hair, quite a few spots here and there, and most of the time I fucking stink. I don't get on well with people outside of my own geeky little group, and despite being a huge failure, I'm still a sarcastic fucker who thinks he's better than everyone else. I'm the epitomy of a social pariah.
I'm going to buy a macbook, and ensure that I'm seen with it by as many people as possible, every net cafe, every college, every public area I still have access to, people will see me slapping down my huge pudgey fingers on the keyboard of an Apple product.
I won't stop there either, I'll take pictures of myself semi-naked so all my jelly rolls are in full view with the macbook, and post the images on every mac forum (and any other related forum) I can find online.
Wish me luck, /g/.
