>>55544972
>le enterprise meme
Horror stories?!
https://youtu.be/mUSey3LWhgs
>>55544972
pls no
>>55545331
wtf
>>55545331
>>55545343
>>55545378
this better not stop
>all these phone number ones
wouldn't be faster to simply have the user input their number? It seems as though these examples were made for threads like this.
>>55545407
Alright
>>55545378
>>55545436
You fucking legend
>>55545463
>>55545436
>>55545378
>>55545343
>>55545331
>>55545463
>>55545331
god dammit /g/
>>55545331
>>55545343
>>55545378
>>55545436
>>55545463
>>55545479
Make it so that you get to click on a pad, but the numbers are placed randomly
>>55545494
inb4 enter phone number by selecting captcha house numbers
>>55545120
I'm suffering just listening to his speech.
Gotta have a bit of Nef...
>>55545530
THIS needs to be done
>>55545415
Are you a detective?
>>55545530
Fucking yes please
>>55545567
pls explain
>>55545534
More Nef
>>55545639
>>55545604
>>55545537
>>55545494
>>55545479
>>55545463
>>55545436
>>55545378
>>55545343
>>55545331
What the fuck is this shit?
>>55545639
how can i donate to you?
i didn't know i needed this work in my life but i do
>>55545639
dont you dare hold out on me man.
inb4 installing gentoo and setting the hostname as your phone number
>>55545688
Please tell me this wasn't this year
>>55545731
>>55545734
I didn't make these, I just took the mp4 out of twitter with inspect element and converted it to webm to post it here because you guys were asking for more. I think that's all there is.
>>55545713
>all the newfags from /v/
>coming out of the woodwork right on time
>>55545407
Here's an OC entry method, binary search through all possible phone numbers.
https://jsfiddle.net/f02L3q48/2/
>>55545810
Just wait til they start complaining that the AMD/Nvidia ones are inaccurate.
>>55545639
Fucking lost it
>>55545362
He's cute.
>>55545853
nice overclock, what skin is that for speccy??
>>55545864
thats so cool! why is this is a YLYL hmm? anywhos, do you have an etsy link for that?
edit: thx for the gold kind stranger! :3
>>55545816
revolutionary, have you considered working at apple?
>>55545853
AMD cucks on suicide watch
>>55545885
here's the (you) you want so much
>>55545537
someone needs to make rotary phone dialing app with real sound and market it to the vintage crowd.
for a bargain
>$4.49
>>55545675
https://nonfree.pizza/
>>55544910
I don't see the problem here? How are the choices going to get there if they aren't in the DOM?
>>55545436
This one pushed finally pushed me over the top, hahaha!
>>55545958
You'll have to scroll through the list just to get to your number?
Secondly, you could just allow the user to enter their number then escape it and validate it, nothing hard to do there.
Anyone got the dropbox link for this?
>>55545937
Nah, it won't be the same. You won't have the feeling of click vibration going through your finger.
Rotaries were the shit. My grandpa used to have 40s government issue bakelite phone. It was so heavy I wasn't able to use it as a kid. They used it to torture suspect in the agencies, or so I heard.
>>55545436
oh my fucking god
>>55545937
"One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingy."
>>55545378
lol you fucking cunt
>>55545688
>millennials
>>55546199
Unless you are 40+ now, you are also a millennial
>>55545362
Isn't that the guy who's so fat he looks at computers and sees food?
>>55545996
Fuckdammit, CS major, not interaction design. I don't need to design websites, just make them work.
>>55545684
C is awesome and C++ is shit
Monkey see, Monkey code.
>>55545684
Probably bloat according to c-fags, but without this bloat you won't be able to write anything useful in a reasonable timeframe.
>>55545772
but that is an actual thing
>>55544972
I don't get this joke. I get that it's a horrible way to code FizzBuzz but what is all this entreprise quality thing?
>>55546864
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
>>55546864
Try to imagine everything fun and clever about programming and then try to suck all the fun out by making everything extremely dull, verbose, and explicit.
Playful cleverness is not allowed in enterprise quality business logic.
>>55545436
jesus fucking kek on a stick
my neighbors probably heard me laughing
>>55545537
oh my god make it stop
>>55546332
no thats that other fat guy that makes comics
>>55546381
what a weird joke
>>55545436
make one that requires you to find the prime factorization of your number
>>55546361
I wish this was pornography because I would probably masturbate to it a lot.
>>55546361
pretty cute for a nigress
I remember when I was 13 doing HTML and CSS I would never do any of this shit
>>55555555
Im sure this will bring a laugh
>>55545436
THERE GOES MY HERO
>>55545331
>>55545343
>>55545378
>>55545436
it's 4am and I'm sitting here in my underpants laughing at nerd jokes.
>>55545617
what's so funny about that?
>>55545792
At least the meat isn't burnt, as it would be with an AMD
>>55547920
How the fuck would you "not know" if you owned an amazon kindle?
>>55547953
It's the only logical answer if you don't know what a kindle is.
Those 2% are the people that don't know what a kindle is and know how an implication works.
>>55545349
>anime pornography
Kek, classic IT fag
>>55546655
you don't transmit power from mains over PoE
>>55545754
Where did the originals come from? I need to thank them for making my day.
>>55548225
>his mains run at 12volt
Fucking lol
>>55545534
This is the most pathetic and cringy thing I've ever seen, but at the same it's so bad it's almost cute
>>55548349
I think you misunderstood
>>55544910
lost
>>55548409
Technically if you have 2 back2back with one female adapter on male then....
Lmfao
>>55545704
>>55545688
This is too much
>>55545537
I don't understand what's wrong with this?
I use this as my hone phone....
>>55548592
you're right.
we need a mario platformer where you jump on numbered goombas to select the phone number.
>>55548649
How about a tone detector? You'd have to whistle at appropriate pitch to select a number.
Actually, that's pretty doable...
>>55546020
>Nah, it won't be the same.
But hipster fags don't know that! They will just buy the app.
>>55548335
I actually made a few non-animated ones that have been on circulation in these threads form time to time, I can see a few taking inspiration from them.
>>55545937
>Now 10% off for lanuch week!
>>55546020
If people will buy dogshit phone flashlight pro, I'm pretty sure they'll buy that.
>>55545728
>H-hi
>th-think
>p-please
>th-thanks
Weeboo faggit detected
>>55545772
>>55548225
Kek, they are used to fry computers, gtfo underage fags
>>55545885
(You)
Hope you get b&'d bitch
>>55545331
>>55545343
>>55545378
>>55545436
>>55545463
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>>55545537
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>>55545639
Thank you /g/, my sides have been obliterated. That's enough /g/ for today, ending on a high note is always best.
>>55548946
>>/out/
>>55548986
takes one to know one :^)
I was inspired by one of those slider inputs a while ago, and I decided to make a text input based on it.
It's hosted on Google Drive here so you can play around with it:
googledrive.com/host/0B18UAbq5JQ8CNHB3TzZpc2g1YzQ
/g/ thread of the year
>>55545749
lost
>>55548790
>tfw they killed inori, raped the body and half-buried her in the backyard instead of fixing all her problems
Fucking savages.
>>55545943
>I switch my mouse into defense mode and end my turn
My side are in orbit
>>55545494
this is cool actually
>>55545634
>would of
>>55549199
>tfw they did the same to Tay
>>55549085
Impossible to enter my name, but this is a pretty neat tool for creating online aliases
>>55546881
>Although this project is intended as satire, we take openness and inclusivity very seriously. To that end we have adopted the following code of conduct.
>Contributor Code of Conduct
>>55549487
Yeah I would have to make the slider pretty long to actually be able to enter a name in there.
The issue is that the smallest unit for the slider is a pixel, and there are only 960 of those, whereas there are 300 million different possible combinations.
>>55549728
I mean it wouldn't work for phone numbers either. can't you click on it and hit left/right on the keyboard to go a single unit?
>>55549766
Oh, I didn't know you could do that, I guess you can enter any 6 character name then. It's just really infeasible and time-consuming.
>>55549557
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>>55548798
I dont get it. Almost 3 year uptime?
>>55548798
I changed a registry key few weeks ago and I was wondering why it didn't do anything earlier today and I realized it was because I haven't restarted my computer in like a month
>>55549487
>>55549766
I updated it so that Pajeet is easier to enter
googledrive.com/host/0B18UAbq5JQ8CNHB3TzZpc2g1YzQ
>>55545816
>>55550008
>>55550118
>should be enough for /g/ needs
>>55547777
CHECKED
>>55550118
needs virtual clickable keyboard
>>55550195
with just the "aejpt" letters
The phone number forms are amazing, good stuff
I laughed my ass off
>>55549557
>>55545331
>there is no '-' button, so if you accidently click past your number, you have to F5
>>55544910
To be fair, I suppose he could've programmatically generated the HTML when the page is accessed.
>>55550927
That's how code monkeys in /g/ code
>oh fuck I went to college to learn this shit, now I fail at it
Glad to have grown up from the ground behind a computer.
>>55550987
Well some of us were just poor as shit.
>>55551011
Me too, I still had a Amiga 500 in 1994 and a Spectrum clone, went to the library to pick up old books on coding, rarely got to dial-up.
I got banned because of this yesterday
>>55550987
>Well some of us were just poor as shit.
>oh fuck I went to college to learn this shit, now I fail at it
>poor
>college
sure thing m8
>>55551050
>>55551049
>I still had a Amiga 500 in 1994
that was perfectly normal, and not too shabby considering how many people had computers back then
>>55544910
That makes SQLi impossible. Very clever.
>>55550987
lawl, I was just going to write "If you went to college, you'd at least learn to finish your work no matter what and not give up like a pussy"
>>55551062
Not everyone here is american
>>55551082
I only got it thanks to my own wit and my aunt at who's workplace I was "helping out" for weeks so they have it to me after they upgraded, it was a 8 year old computer by then, most people had 486's
>>55551083
Holy shit, kek's have been kek'd
>>55551100
All the millionaire college dropouts surely agree!
>>55551127
>most people had 486's
I was literally the only kid in the block (big one) that "had" 486 in '94, and it was all thanks to my brother who was an engineer and needed it for AutoCAD. But that was Eastern Europe so...
>>55551157
>All the millionaire college dropouts
You lost me at "All"
>>55545378
lost goddamnit
Pens are technology rite?
>>55551083
someone post the tweets
>>55551219
A little on the nose for my tastes
>>55544910
Lost, I mean, sure as somebody said that makes injection impossible but it makes the page look so retarded (and goes to show the programmer doesn't trust himself, which may be smart I suppose.)
>>55545436
Was not expecting this.
>>55546894
it's called maintainability
>>55545463
>>55545634
she is absolutely right
there should be a netflix app
>>55545463
Actually, I've been wondering - is it possible to find any n-digit long sequence in Pi (or any other irrational number) decimal expansion?
In other words - can you find any phone number in Pi?
>>55550578
lol
>>55551240
>filename
nice
>>55551279
the signature is pure gold
>>55545604
Now try using this on a mobile device.
>>55551426
What your asking is if pi is a "normal number" and that is not yet proven.
>>55551618
thanks
>>55551179
>Eastern Europe
there's your problem slavcuck
>gained freedom in early 90's
>25 years later
>somehow even bigger shitholes than soviet days
>>55551179
Holy shit, must be a real shithole then, computers were way more thriving in the early/mid 90's in Estonia. A 486 was pretty common and sold in a few shops already.
>>55551200
Yes, all the people who are:
1) millionaires
2)college dropouts
You must be basic.
>>55551219
>You wouldn't
OH OH OH.
But matter to energy? You could not reasonably store all the energy in a few atoms, yet alone a whole car.
Not going into copying that information and recreating a car from it as a copy, there's not even enaught energy in the grid for that.
https://twitter.com/KodeWithKlossy/status/753044121334407168
>>55547946
newfag detected
>>55551969
this triggers the /pol/ack
>>55545349
>He was fired for lying about it
Damn straight. Same thing happened with Clinton, no one cares how many girls he orally impregnated - it was lying about it that did him in.
>>55552125
ustasha detected
>>55545516
>Cancer
>>55545938
lmao
>>55545362
> Thinkpad
I just noticed.
>>55545938
>>55552226
I kek'd the hardest from this ITT
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
>>55545378
lost
>>55545415
you probably have an autistically high IQ but you're still a dope that doesn't understand humour.
kys
>>55545976
Well, it didn't change much.
>>55545530
somebody do this pls
>>55547206
SHE'S FUCKING HERSELF IN THE STREET. Anon. How's that cute?
>>55552067
kek, womin, rite?
>>55552125
>AMD hourfire
fucking normies, the housefire meme was Nvidia 400 series
>>55551094
>gupta
>sengupta
>rathore
>miyazaki
>suleman
>shweta agarwal
>avi arora
kek
>>55545927
story?
>>55552503
>don't know twitter convert every gif to mp4
>>55551073
4chan is slowly becoming like reddit in terms of censorship
>>55545639
Perfect for online banking.
>>55544972
>using a loop + switch-case
if you're generating the code you may as well just use print on its own tbhfam. have some hideous pythondef fizzbuzzgen(n):
return "\n".join("print({!r})".format(("fizz"*(i%3 == 0) + "buzz"*(i%5 == 0)) or i) for i in range(1,n+1))
print(fizzbuzzgen(100))
>>55551073
I'm not going to try to find you via the ip address you posted. Not gonna do it.
>>55551423
>you have to use the internet
>>55551283
>>55551194
underrated
>>55551083
>>55551283
>>55551969
>the owner of the house is part of an organization with an unusually creepy founder and people that are on the verge of being the black KKK and kids are buying it up like their organization is one of world peace
>let's attend to them first
fuck them
>>55552763
-joke-->
(o_°) <- your head
--|--
_/\_
posting a couple of g/ caps
>>55553087
>>55553101
>>55553113
ken time
>>55553136
>>55553137
>>55553148
>>55553157
>>55551073
IP bans these days are useless, just takes a router restart.
>>55553167
