If cereal worked like internet and software

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If cereal worked like internet and software 2016-07-09 21:52:25 Post No. 55496377
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If cereal worked like internet and software Anonymous 2016-07-09 21:52:25 Post No. 55496377 [Report]

You use 10 cereal boxes per month.

Post offers Unlimited Cereal, for the low price of 3$ per day.

General Mills offers a flat rate of 5$ per box.
Gives you a free dishwasher to replace your current one, which after the first year costs only 2$ per dish washed.

Kellogg's offers a subscription for 8 cereal boxes a month at 35$
Every box past 8 costs 12$
To break your contract with Kellogg's costs a 250$ fee. You must mail back the bowls you are renting.

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Anonymous 2016-07-09 21:58:58 Post No.55496459
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 21:58:58 Post No.55496459 [Report]

>>55496377
Kellogg's wants to weaken the power Food and Drug Administration in return for greater availability of their cereal.

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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:01:59 Post No.55496507
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:01:59 Post No.55496507 [Report]

>>55496377
Kellogg's wants to merger with Mills for greater service; it's fine because they don't compete anyways.

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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:07:25 Post No.55496594
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:07:25 Post No.55496594 [Report]

>>55496377
Unlimited Cereal is testing out a cap on the amount of cereal you can buy. If you exceed 2 boxes a month you'll need to pay an additional 10 dollars per box to help prevent scarcity. It's only fair.

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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:21:58 Post No.55496773
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:21:58 Post No.55496773 [Report]

Chocolate cereal is not available in your region.

Having a friend ship chocolate cereal to you is a felony.

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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:23:54 Post No.55496805
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:23:54 Post No.55496805 [Report]

>>55496377
>You use 10 cereal boxes per month.
what a fat fuck

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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:28:19 Post No.55496867
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 22:28:19 Post No.55496867 [Report]

>>55496377
The release date for our new PB&J flavor cereal is 10th July and that hasn't changed, however, to keep that date only PB will be available at launch with J to be added in a future update.