Is this enough thermal paste?
>>55491503
Nah mate you need double the amount for optimal performance.
>>55491503
as long as you put toothpaste on the other side, sure
>>55491503
You need to mush is around with your finger first so its nice and even around the cpu.
>>55491503
the mixture of thermal paste with cum gives the best performance surprisingly
temps decrease a lot
>>55491576
I tried but it doesn't spread around, it just pushed it into the pins
>>55491651
You just got to keep at it, all the pins need to be covered or else it won't evenly cool the cpu.
>>55491651
Just try to get even coverage, use a tooth pick if you need to. It will spread out when you install it
You have to make sure every pin is covered then throw it in the microwave for 10 minutes
>>55491503
Yeah but it's for cooling right so you gotta remember to apply an ice pack to it for at least a few minutes before installing
>>55491584
this
I also once tried cum only, did a decent job by itself.
whoever doesn't have cum in their cpu is a fucking casual
>>55491651
Y-you should h-hot glue it anon...
>>55491718
Obviously, you don't wasn't to just insert it fresh from the microwave!
Set it into the socket and pull down the ufc arm bar
>>55491503
Yes. Insert it into the slot, plug it in and fire her up.
Don't forget to place a pea sized amount of elmers glue on top of the chip. Then place your stock car cooler on top and click into place.
>>55491718
I don't have an icepack, but I put an ice cube on top of it, will that do?
Perfect anon.. you're doing great
hi /r/4chan
remember to glue your cooler to the cpu, you don't want it detaching, do you?
>>55491815
Should be fine, just make sure you store it in a shoe overnight
We'll get into more advanced things later.. like /b/ clocking. We want to make sure that chip is singing at a silky smooth 4.067 volts
>>55491651
Toothpick it so that it is evenly distributed
A secret tip is to microwave the chip to get the thermal paste to spread evenly around the pins. Then you put the icecube on it.
I gave him that tip earlier
Make sure to overwatch the cpu.. you don't want to miss anything
>>55491815
>cube
>>55491815
Cum on it, OP.
Wtf I hate /g/ now.
Everyone giving false advise here.
JUST FUCKING CUM ON IT YOU FAGGOT.
Everything else will ruin it.
Cum on it and post result
>>55492102
>>55492214
I think you're ready to install it into the motherboard.
>>55492214
he did it, he actually did it, the absolute madman
>>55492214
ebin
>>55492214
Is this it, is this the new "Tile" fetish?
>>55492214
Lost
>>55492214
I wonder what brand of CPU this is for you to violate it so,
>>55492214
Anon, I think you need to add some grape jelly. Purple is a "cold" color, so therefore it will make your processor cool.
>>55492496
>>55492543
Oh cool, so nothing of value was lost
>>55491503
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
>uhuhuhu
>*heavy breathing
>huhuhu
>>55492506
I only have strawberry
>>55491503
>underside
No it's not.
You need to spread it out to fill the full surface if you're gonna LN2.
>>55491503
Um...anon..
>>55492628
Better not then, jelly is an advanced step so its optional.
>>55492661
Are you daring to challenge OP's skills?
Did you not see his Ice Melting Longshot Cumshot? He's a pro.
Do it OP.
>>55492628
>>55492661
Actually in practice this won't be an issue if OP compensates. Strawberry jelly is primarily red which means the temperature of the unit may be an issue, however OP can counter balance this by dampening the hue of the jelly.
Personally I recommend mixing white sugar and enough milk to bring the jelly mixture to a neutral pastel shade.
This should ensure that you achieve the efficiency of adding the compound, without temperature concerns.
>>55492752
>>55492875
Excellent execution OP, knew you had it in you.
>>55492875
Thanks, anon. It's a dark enough red - it won't ruin the processor.
>>55492875
wa la!
>>55492875
You fucked up OP, you're temps are going to be all over the place!
It's not the end of the world, you could offset this by installing it and covering your entire board in veggie oil.
It needs to be wiped off and changed every three days though, so it's a bit of a commitment.
>>55492875
now eat it
>>55492875
>>55492964
what is this, HowToBasic?
>>55492964
Personally I would recommend a generous amount of olive oil.
>>55492875
In order for lower temps you need to add milk
>>55492875
YOUR CUM WAS SUFFICIENT
>>55492214
The fucking madman
>>55493028
As long as it is extra virgin, you get what you pay for after all.
>>55493033
>>55493302
Perfect OP! It's time to instal it into your rig, but did you clean the socket with cum first?
Ah, this looks like a swell thread for some quirky hijinks and....and...
>>55491651
You didn't add enough.
>>55494105
But that was a whole tube of arctic silver 5
We need a benchmark now, if good, you can ship bottles of cum.
>>55492214
This is at least the 5th time I've seen this happen on /g/.
>>55491503
>sausage fingers
you were saying?
>>55492214
Impressive.
Your boyfriend probably loves to feel that big load shoot up in his guts.
>>55495411
It's just the angle lol, my fingers are normal size
>>55495615
>wedding ring
C U C K
>>55495615
why are you wearing your fathers ring
>>55495643
>not a wedding ring
Close enough though.
>>55491503
Lose some weight
>>55492214
I love that plate. Where did you get it?
>>55495829
Amazon
>>55495732
>number tattos on fingers
hello subhuman
>>55495862
It's a gang thing from years back.
>>55495615
>my fingers are normal size
>attaches pic of stubby sausage fingers
>>55495732
>2012 tattoo on fingers
are you gonna tell me you are a normal person too, instead of a degenerate?
>>55492214
>>55491815
Mirin that plate
>>55495926
I'm far from normal lol, according to my court appointed psychologist anyway.
>>55495950
does your psych ward not have a patio?
get some sun, your soft skin looks as white as a baby's ass
...
>>55495984
needs some mayo
>>55492543
i use this cpu daily
rip lil bastard
>>55495939
>kek
Please make this a /g/ meme
>>55492543
>>55492579
:(
Is this an epic OC thread?
>>55495732
>using future tier semen+jelly+thermal pasta pesto cooling methods
>negating ur performance gains with a garbage tier mechanical keyboard
enjoy ur rig that will be so slow that u won't even get good fps in solitaire frienderoo.
>>55492214
Kek, you must have some tiny balls for such a small load.
When OP is god tier
>>55495732
Get your bf to lick the cum off from the plate.
Also post your face
>>55493302
Now put it in microwave and post pics
>>55495881
Yeah, 2012 apparently, kek.
>>55496466
Yeah, I forgot 2012 was last month...
>>55496410
>>55496547
Holy shit, we have an actual fucking crazy person on our hands!
>>55496547
Oh my... What drugs are you on
>>55491503
>not /mlp/ background
5/10
>>55496547
Are you going to sell the CPU on ebay as is?
>>55496547
If I say bad things about you online will you find out where I live and come murder me in my sleep?
>>55496688
Yes
>>55496700
7/10 would charge my JO crystal with you
>>55496700
Respect man! No hate!
>>55496700
You look like the bastard son Jason and pic related.
>>55496700
You really tick me off dude.
>>55496832
Awesome.
>>55496547
Heath Slater??
>>55496803
We already did, see >>55492214
This thread is fucking /g/old, somebody needs to montage it
>>55496547
Why do you remind me of the guy who shot up the Batman screening?
If you are using that old ass cpu then no, make sure to cover ALL the pins before inserting.
>>55496927
It's mediocre as fuck.
>>55492642
>GEIGER COUNTER
>>55492214
t-that's a nice load, anon...
>>55496927
Hello newfriend
>>55497534
Agreed. Post peen OP!
>>55497809
this is not a gay porn board
>>55497831
>implying I'm male
sush senpai
>>55497831
Then why are people posting cum pics?
Check mate.
>>55497873
man who wants to be a woman kek
>>55497873
>implying you're female
>>55497895
>>55497897
Are you guys jelly of me because you were born male?
That's fucked up anon...
>>55495615
>>55497930
Why would I be mad about being born with a sense of humor and intelligence? :^)
>>55491503
1:2 paste to cum ratio. You have to put paste first, then the cum. If you mess up, you have to redo it again. You also have to cum at it directly. Putting it in a container first runs the risk of contamination.
>>55492214
well then
>>55497930
i didn't choose to be this way ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;)
>>55497984
Dunno, maybe because your previous post clearly showed you lack both.
>>55497956
Why the fuck would you leave the nigger hand in there!?
>>55498002
Takes intelligence to see intelligence, so no wonder you missed it, you tried :P
>>55498034
>>55496794
Turbo kid was pretty good.
>>55498034
By that logic you clearly failed, ironic, ain't it?
>>55498074
totally anon, totally...
>>55498034
>call shitposter dumb for claiming to be a gender i think hes not
>hurr i'm iteligent
>>55498080
that's now how you get pussy anon, try being funny or something
>>55498089
This, women love trolls and shitposters!
>>55498100
well, in this case they were a little insecure and got butthurt but...true
>>55498100
>implying it's a female
>>55498116
it's obv a fat positive fluidgender womyn anon
>>55498142
or maybe it's a qt.14 gf or a butch lesbian
>>55491503
Please post this on reddit in /r/buildapc too.
>>55498151
maybe it's maybelline
>>55498180
10/10
>>55498180
or maybe she's born with it? A dick that is.
>>55492214
>>55492214
>>55498198
<3
>>55498214
snippy snippy
>>55498214
traps are cool senpai
>>55495511
faggot
>>55498412
8.5/10
would fuck
